Finnese001:
The greatest mistake anyone can make is to love people who are meant for just one night stand or FWB.


I have learnt my lesson

You go fall in with naija girl abi. Cool

All of una go learn one by one. It will go round

Wahala for who go marry

How feminine our men have become. Disgusting

Better headache and catarrgh just hold me now as I read this. People Deh sha

OK let's assume it's slavery. So what you want people to do about It

nifemi25:
Why waving on a train that has already left.... you should corrected this early why wait for good eleven years before the action ....

The matter tire me ehn

Opening an HK.
My legs were shaking when I was done

Kobojunkie:
All I read is you equate love with sex and your wife denying you sex means she has no love for you. And you somehow think the blame should all be on her as far as all the problems you perceive in your marriage, no be so? **yawn***

Always capping like a psycho

Sonnobax15:
. You funny well well..you funny die

Ahswear 😂 very funny guy

yrhuhfy113:


you are just uneducated.

IF YO DO NOT HAVE NETS ON YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS, should you pray against mosquitoes and cockroaches? or fleet them......



would it be STRANGE IF YOU HAD SO MANY COCKROACHES AND MOSQUITOES IN ONE NIGHT?


but if you have nets, if your environment is well kempt would it not be strange if you had same experience?


pls use your brain.... read in context. IF HE WAS LIVING CLOSE TO ANY BUSH THEN IT WOULD BE NORMAL TO SEE SNAKES, SO PRAYER WON'T BE NEEDED.... but to live in a place you can't find snakes around then you encounter snakes is strange.

you jump come online and expose your arrogant ignorance, yet you didnt give solution to him

You sounding more dumber. Just stfu

SisterFire:
...have been chased in ur dream by a lady u know. In that dream she has a viper fangs( u know she is familiar but can't just figure it out ) and will be chasing u about in the forest to reap ur intestines out then u escape in a car of a stranger and she was looking at u escaping then u wake the same lady is ur wife and she greets u..have u? If not never wish this dream on ur friend cos a man who dreams this don't touch a woman even when she slaps him.

When I cuddle a man I wish a dream connecting with his hibernating pineal gland( if his pineal gland isn't hibernating then I'm helpless ) and this nightmares happens.. u may reset my pussy after hitting a bottle on my head and I shall reset ur soul their after.

No woman should be with a man that hits bottles or any weapon on a woman. That's just too extreme. No matter how sweet the gbola is I won't advice any woman to persist.. Just walk away.

yrhuhfy113:
if you don't live near the bush or in a farm....


START PRAYING NOW

But if you live near you shouldn't pray?
Wow the dumbest statement I have seen so far this year

SisterFire:
... I am a lesbian let's not say a BI actually, my gspots are on my labia I can faint in pleasure when a pussy( neat one ) is grinding my labia . If I come twice in 30 minutes with a good dick( with big shaft not those with big penis and little shaft) then with a pussy I can come non stop for 30minutes...Gush like hell I'm wet already 🤦

You go forget being a les soon.
Like I said you never jam so continue Deh play

Has any of you gone for a DNA test to confirm if you are the true child of your Father?
Did you know some of you online aren't the real sons/daughters of your fathers?
But we are not ready for that discussion. After all they say what you dunno won't hurt you.
So we move

SisterFire:
...now someone has talked sense. And has reasoned with me, That's y I said I won't beat back but will torment him so badly in his dream . That spirit of beating will run away with every fearlessness in him. He shall lick my feet later on. I shall set his soul on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😁😁😁

Lol Deh play. When you jam gbola wey go dey hit the bottom of your punna with the speed of 4 thrusts/sec nobody go tell you to troway those fantasy of yours away. So continue Deh play 😂

SisterFire:
...I will lither his dreams with this particular snake you tiny creatures called humans are so scared of in ur dreams, surprisedly it's a nice pet in red draconian civilizations.
The fear from this nightmares will bring the vibrations of his soul to zero and a zero light emitting soul can't stand up to a woman ,if I tell him to wash my panties he will sharperly

The irony of that is men that beat women are also aggressive in bed.
They ferociously pound your pussy in a way that you won't know when you have suddenly forgotten all those beatings 😂
So calm down with all these nightmares anty.
No girl will tolerate beatings from her man if what she gets in return isn't sweet.

woginid967:


It is clear you're a simp.

Pls get to meet mature guys who are financially strong and mentally stronger.... They'll teach you how to be a real man.

You should have made love to her long agao...... While giving her money and pampering her. She will forget any useless principle and become your sworn woman.


Watch puoorn with her and make out wit her. Then when she is so wet and Hot.... Rush and tell her you are late for a meeting. She go wan craze.... Then chat her up with sex chat later and thank her for being yours. Send her some cash.

Then tell her you really want to make her feel like a woman and take her on adventures. Describe it sexually to her.... That's all.

Then go out and buy alomo for yaself, buy pineapple 🍍 for her too it will make her veryyyyyy wet.

The watch 365 days movie together or any 18++ Filipino movie. She will not know when she is riding you and screaming your name. Use a condom if your pull out game is weak. But you should last for more than 2hrs inside her while changing styles at interval.

Get an alpha male to mentor you, so you dont shame your generation.

Too much shalaye.
Alpha male no dey talk plenty like this.
You need to reanalyze the type of alpha male you are

I was so worried that i even have purge around 4am.


Problem no dey finish 😂

Karlifate:


🤣🤣

I can relate.

The same gals that call me stubborn, proud & other names are the ones that initiate sex later.

They call you those names just to see whether you'll change yourself to please her.

Those 'bad qualities' are what got them hooked in the first place.


I laugh when some people, especially guys/men say "women are mysterious" or "you can't understand women"


When you stop searching for what's not lost, you'll realize that there's no mystery to uncover about them & that there's no reason for you to rack your brain to "understand" what's not hidden in the first place.

Deep

Karlifate:


@bolded:

I know a woman in Lagos that usually say, "we women are just too fickle & illogical"

Yet, she'll still do/make illogical decisions

The same bitch I talked about here messaged me today. That she wanna see me tomorrow. Someone that says she doesn't like the way I treat her. Someone that calls me a proud asshole and wicked 😂
God bless TRP

Samantha124:
But I'm not a Nigerian woman..

You mustn't expect others to find what is funny to you funny to them... That's selfish.

So you saying all Nigerian girls are the same that they can't find anything he does humorous?
If that's the case then you just confirmed what he said. Now go and rest.

joshjc:
If this story was an American story, they would have made an epic horror movie from it, but unfortunately, Nollywood is all about gangs, and princesses falling in love with a poor man

Once I don establish myself finish I'll collaborate with one top movie producer and this story will be made one of the most chilling nollywood movies. it must go to the cinemas.

Op my advise for you is if you really wanna marry that girl then impregnate her. This might sound like a bad idea but as long as you are certain you wanna marry her then turn her to babymama first.
Make she born for you then watch her.
Our girls nowadays don too wise. All these good character na cos she never secure you. Give am Belle then make she born. If her character after birth doesn't change then you can proceed.
Talking from a bitter experience.
I have heard of too many good girls changing aftrr marrieage. Remember a woman's true colors shows after she's gotten what she wants.

About the salary you don't disclose stuff like that to anyone. Not even your spouse. My parents both used to earn. None of them knew the what the other was receiving. Una go Just siddon begin find trouble for una sef.

Jennyclay:
Biko let her know your salary so that she can know if the future is bright for her or not.

Is not as if you’re earning millions of naira monthly . I’m absolutely sure you’re not even earning common 100k monthly. Biko don’t come and put someone’s daughter in abject poverty!!

My nobody wants to settle for less my dear!!

Anybody that replies this fool is actually the bigger fool.
Someone that doesn't even know how to troll.
Only one pattern she get. Tueh

miqos02:
you made this conclusion after one trying one girl abi ? Dey play

Read the last paragraph. Unless you lack the capability to comprehend.

Mustiboy:
And that’s 4!!!


Alvarez!!!


Where are those Madrid bastárds saying they will destroy us at home? You think Eithiad is your Bernabaue?


I told y’all we’ll have our revenge this year. You think football is all about sitting deep and hoping for a counter attack all the time?

I’ve never seen this level of domination at this stage of the UCL in years. It’s like a world class team playing against a Sunday-league team.

He be like guardiola Era at barca

Madups:
I'm a Generational f0ol..

Omo

UyaiIncomparabl:


Who be the “dreamer and noisemaker” now? Hmmm? Capidinho.

Hahahha I know how much you waited for this.
I would have come for you too if reverse was the case

ukaface:

How rubbish wan shock me

If you quote me again I will make you fall in love and that will be the end of you

ukaface:

E say na my type🤣😂🤣😂
He even Dey feel like say he know me🤣🤣😂

He shock you

ukaface:

The cap no cap sha

Na your type easy to smash. Cos you always looking for a man to prove you wrong and in the process you get fvcked. Continue Deh play 😂