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TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by Ikponmwosaemmy: 3:33pm On May 13, 2022
Notyourtype:
I'm dropping three. If you can guess the movie name right and probably who said it, then you're a movie star!

* All my life i've been afraid [-], afraid of people knowing the truth about me, afraid of them rejecting me, even if they didn't, stil loosing them, i've been afraid of everything i can't control'

* Is either you are wonkru or you are an enemy of wonkru.

* Lannisters always pay their dept.

Drop yours, and someone will tell you the name.
Game of thrones
Webmasters / Re: USA Facebook With Dating + Marketing + Job Feature by Ikponmwosaemmy: 1:41pm On Sep 28, 2021
Can I have your number please I want Facebook with job
Nairaland / General / Rice Milling Machine For Sale by Ikponmwosaemmy: 9:46am On Sep 09, 2021
Rice milling machine for sale in Benin
Urgent sale at a low price
Massive clearance for a bigger machine.

Nairaland / General / Re: Rice Destoner Machine For Sale In Benin by Ikponmwosaemmy: 11:04pm On Sep 06, 2021
ConnectPhones:
How much
400k bro
Nairaland / General / Rice Destoner Machine For Sale In Benin by Ikponmwosaemmy: 6:57pm On Sep 06, 2021
Destoner machine for sale in Benin city Edo state...
Price .... negotiable
08050275141
Reason for sale is to buy a bigger one for massive productions.

Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Receives Signed Copy Of ‘A Poet Who Died By His Poem’ (Photos) by Ikponmwosaemmy: 8:18am On Mar 02, 2021
Please give Bubu as he might need it also
Politics / Re: Nigerians May Experience Unstable Power Despite Commencement Of New Electricity by Ikponmwosaemmy: 6:27pm On Nov 01, 2020
Yet they are giving another countries light for 24hours
Na wa ooo Nigeria

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Webmasters / Re: Tutorials On How To Load Us Account And Spamming by Ikponmwosaemmy: 2:31pm On Jun 18, 2020
I want to learn but what is ths difference between wire check and direct wire
Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Ikponmwosaemmy: 11:42pm On Apr 08, 2020
Please where can I learn how to install and maintain solar and invester in ikeja
Religion / Re: Dominion City Lagos Church Outside Church - At Home (Live Video) by Ikponmwosaemmy: 8:48am On Mar 29, 2020
Homeboiy:
My worry now is that there is scarcity satchet water in benin.

One is #20
Two #30
Four #50

If I die na government kill me not corona virus
My brother me too benin don turn to another things I not understand at all again for now .
No light ,food stuff cost now and transport increase.
I go soon die because of government

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Mike's Wife, Perri Shakes-Drayton In Bum Shorts For Final Campaign by Ikponmwosaemmy: 10:11am On Oct 05, 2019
ClitRaider:
No bweasts, no yansh, no body, no beauty.
See legs like mosquito legs, thigh like cockroach own, head like something wey dem dey take shock motor for Ladipo market.

Fine guy don suffer.
ogun wey go punish u still Dey watch home alone
Sports / Re: Alexis Sanchez Scores Two Goals In Two Minutes On Inter Milan Debut (Photos) by Ikponmwosaemmy: 9:59pm On Sep 28, 2019
Bro I tired ooo
Man U my club is dead n burial
We need to wake it up ooo
godfatherx:
Now I believe something is wrong with my club, first it was Lukaku, now Sanchez, why do they all perform better outside Old Trafford?
Family / Re: The reason Why I Will Consider My Dad First Before My Mom by Ikponmwosaemmy: 11:52pm On Sep 27, 2019
I go with my father anyday anytime
He got my back and got me well

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Crime / Re: Ebuka Ukachukwu 'Small Witch' Armed Robber Wanted By Police In Imo by Ikponmwosaemmy: 10:17am On Sep 20, 2019
mosho2good:
My name is Honorable Ayékóòtò.

I am representing my constituency in the State House of Assembly.

Before I assumed office, I vowed to live within my lawful income and fight for the masses with the last drop of my blood.

First week in office, my father sent me an invitation that his mosque would be doing Maolud and I must be present to honor him.

I went as requested and donated N10,000.

My father refused to talk to me for 3 months, claiming that I disgraced him for donating just 10k.

After a month, my mother invited me to her church program.

I attended and gifted the church N15,000.
My mother cried for a week, claiming that I ridiculed her in the church.

Two months later, my niece requested for money for her wedding and I gave her N30,000.

My sister tagged me a stingy man for not financing her daughter's wedding solely.

The boys in the neighborhood were hailing me as I passed by.

I humbly greeted them in return but I heard from my dejected son the next day that people in the neighborhood said I am useless for not giving them money.

I was given slots for jobs in the House.

I rejected it because I thought employing citizens should be based on merit and must be open to all.

The graduates in the neighborhood that have submitted CV to me stopped greeting me when they saw their mates being given slots by other Honorables.

In school, my children have become objects of ridicule because, as children of a whole Honorable, they couldn't afford to take their friends to club every weekend.

I was offered bribe in the House, but I rejected it.

I fought tooth and nail against the corrupt politicians because, for me, the masses we are representing should come first.

Eventually, I was maliciously suspended for being rude in the House.

I laughed because I was sure the masses I was fighting for who are the most powerful arm of government would protest on my behalf.

I was wrong!

They all mocked me.

They called me a useless representative that can't spray money.

They praised my fellow Honorables who were giving them peanuts from their future which they have stolen.

They even requested for money to protest on my behalf.

I mean the same masses I was fighting for.

Father detested me.

Mother was no more talking to me.

Friends and family called me names.

Wife and children are only trying to be strong.

They are fed up.

I have lost totally!

I begged my way back to the House.

I became a conformist.

I became a worse politician than those I met in the game.

I started embezzling money which my fourth generation to come can't finish.

I can now spray money for youths in the neighborhood.

I can now give my mother N200,000 to spend in a party.

My children can now lavish money as they wish.

I can now share ram during Ileya festival.

I can now share bags of rice during Christmas.

At last, I've regain my 'dignity'.

When people need money that will cater for their immediate need, they come to me and I give them and they pray for me in return.

When they have no money to cater for their larger needs, they curse the politicians, forgetting that the same man they pray for is among the corrupt politicians they are cursing.

What a confused generation.

I am a corrupt politician.

Don't blame me for becoming one.

I am just another politician with good intentions who became a monster due to the masses' unreasonable impression about politicians.

Don't pity them.

They don't deserve better leaders.

They don't deserve a better nation.

They know not what exactly should be expected of leaders.

Are Senators and Honorables meant to spray money on the street?

Are politicians meant to share slots for job meant for the general public among their allies?

Their leaders are just a reflection of how clueless and selfish they are.

thank u very much nice points
Programming / Re: Who's Interested In Learning Python For Data Science (from Scratch) by Ikponmwosaemmy: 8:13am On Sep 18, 2019
I am in bro
Emmyikponmwosa@gmail.com
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Kehinde Olumide Agbabiaka For Stealing N137M (Photos) by Ikponmwosaemmy: 2:53pm On Sep 16, 2019
Walahi bro
Politics / Re: Lagos Government Seals Off Pension Office For Engaging In Waste Burning (Photos) by Ikponmwosaemmy: 10:49am On Sep 16, 2019
Only in Nigeria will government seized government properties.nawaoooo
Politics / Re: Nigeria Recalls Ambassador To South Africa, Pulls Out Of World Economic Summit by Ikponmwosaemmy: 4:11pm On Sep 04, 2019
I just watch it as it has be confirmed
Nigeria recalls high commissioner to South Africa and also pull out of wef on Africa
Agriculture / Re: King Cobra Caught With A Wire Trap by Ikponmwosaemmy: 6:41pm On Aug 24, 2019
dayleke:
Why always "King"?

"Queen Cobra" no dey?

my brother me self want know o
Celebrities / Re: "Regina Daniels, Your Wig Makes You Look Old" - Female Fan Tells Actress by Ikponmwosaemmy: 10:33am On Aug 24, 2019
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My brother u not really well but that girl na wa oo

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