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Romance / Re: Shocking Sexy Viral Pre-Wedding Shot (Photo) by IlorinFirstSon(m): 7:02pm On Apr 30, 2017
OP, this your azz mehn...
Romance / Re: What's That Special Thing About You by IlorinFirstSon(m): 6:47pm On Apr 30, 2017
Young face.


I've been turned down twice for sex with strangers, they all seem to think I'm underage. it's very shitty you know
Romance / Re: Would You Sleep With A Midget? by IlorinFirstSon(m): 4:14am On Apr 25, 2017
Probably, I mean they've got kittens too.


But I'm sure the poster below me issa perv, fvcks anything from Viju bottle to suckaway pipe. sad

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Romance / Re: Nairalander Wedding by IlorinFirstSon(m): 3:43pm On Apr 22, 2017
Rukkydelta:

She may see future hubby there. You know guys of this era are only interested in b**bs and ass



Oloriburuku !



You forget mention kitten cheesy
Romance / Re: She Expected Me To Pay For Her Stuff by IlorinFirstSon(m): 2:56pm On Apr 17, 2017
OP, epp me give Femi 2 bottles of ice-chilled zobo.

Nigga quick detect the gold digger instinct.

Unlike the other mumu that's giving 100k salary. awon modaphucker po laye yii. angry

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Romance / Re: I'm Jealous Of My Rich Best Friend. Shes The Original Slay Queen With Real Money by IlorinFirstSon(m): 1:49am On Apr 17, 2017
Bumbae1:
With that mentality you wonder why ur so called bestie a slay queen!
Focus on your goal all that glitters certainly not gold smiley

Had a friend that like married early , driver , two house help ,huge house, she worked in british high commision
Now where is she DIVORCED N A BABY MAMA. Money well don dry finish .. so you see just look your own life n leave others


Honestly, your hips, solely, made me read this comment. Thank you for feeding my eyes. cheesy
Romance / Re: Must See: See The Most Beautiful And Sexy Albino From Kenyan (photos) by IlorinFirstSon(m): 9:06pm On Feb 24, 2017
Don't mind OP.

I used my 2kb to check your pic.

You is a pretty lass kiss
Romance / Re: 10 Commandments For Women by IlorinFirstSon(m): 5:11pm On Feb 23, 2017
lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: You Think Dating A Fine Boi Is Easy? by IlorinFirstSon(m): 5:09am On Feb 23, 2017
Ladies and insecurities ehn. undecided

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Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka Escorted To Prison In 1967 (Throwback Photo) by IlorinFirstSon(m): 12:14pm On Dec 30, 2016
Mehn.! That warden's shorts are like Bumpers.


I bet he's the prison's stripper cheesy

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Politics / Re: Jibrin Secretly Begs Dogara Over His Suspension - Daily Trust by IlorinFirstSon(m): 11:38am On Dec 30, 2016
Dogara right now will be like. . .




Your Father!

Romance / Re: Excuse Me Please!!! What Makes People Watch Porn by IlorinFirstSon(m): 1:14pm On Dec 29, 2016
Sensual stimulation. Cheap arousals.
Romance / Re: Ideas For A First Date by IlorinFirstSon(m): 1:10pm On Dec 29, 2016
Take her to a dinner. Candles and all those . . .
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Hook Up Garden by IlorinFirstSon(m): 1:22am On Oct 28, 2016
I should book space, I don't trust this scenario.
Jokes Etc / Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by IlorinFirstSon(m): 12:14pm On Oct 26, 2016
Why did the chicken cross the road?







Because, there was chicken beauty pageant at McDonald's grin

Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo May Be Jailed In Spain For Bribing To Get Drivers License by IlorinFirstSon(m): 10:56am On Oct 26, 2016
The charges would most likely be waved..


Lala, I see you in 4D glasses cool

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Romance / Re: Choose Wisely A Or B by IlorinFirstSon(m): 1:48am On Oct 20, 2016
I choose A. My dad has B in bullion vans.
Romance / Re: Help! Am Not Always Excited During Sex. by IlorinFirstSon(m): 2:13am On Oct 16, 2016
I would've loved to derail this thread, but I see you seek help.

Well just like you said, it may your partner. Maybe she's not doing it right or satisfactorily.


Or the weed you took was too strong.
Romance / Re: Help Me Ooooo by IlorinFirstSon(m): 1:38am On Oct 16, 2016
youngberry001:
u re insane here for saying such a stupid word nigga.....who told you her Gods will be happy seen her wit pregnant,,,,,are yhu seriousely Ok..?


Baba, them put kush for your food? Forget say you broke for diction.(obviously)


Na your gods? Abi na your pregnancy?


angry
Romance / Re: Kenyan Girl Shows Off Millions In Cash At Her Bathtub by IlorinFirstSon(m): 5:47pm On Oct 15, 2016
Una don turn LaLa to irunmole.

Na every 2 minutes una dey feed am.
Romance / Re: Don't Mistake Beauty With Prettiness by IlorinFirstSon(m): 5:42pm On Oct 15, 2016
Boosit! ! ! undecided


Na me get telescope wey go dey look inner composition.

When no be soil. lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Daonl by IlorinFirstSon(m): 5:39pm On Oct 15, 2016
My life don better cheesy

Me wey no kuku win Gen. Sec for SUG

MissHatey, I tender my application for Gen. Sec.

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Romance / Re: If You Can Relate To These 15 Pictures,go And Marry by IlorinFirstSon(m): 7:52am On Oct 15, 2016
I'm the material, how you take like am

17 yards or inches?
wink
Education / Re: 10 Pictures You Will Relate To If You Ever Schooled In A Boarding School. by IlorinFirstSon(m): 7:41am On Oct 15, 2016
Young03:
ThankGod say I be daily student


My brother, yes. We can clearly see why you're a daily student. angry

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Sports / Re: See How Nollywood Actor-turned-politician Saved SUPER EAGLES WORLD Cup Dream by IlorinFirstSon(m): 2:03am On Oct 15, 2016
Very patriotic.

From his movies, you'll know he was destined to be more than a Player.


Hon. Desmond, 2 bottles of Chelsea dry gin for you cheesy
Romance / Re: That Awkward Moment When... by IlorinFirstSon(m): 10:25pm On Oct 14, 2016
cheesy
Politics / Re: Photo: Aisha Buhari Gets "Wailership" Card. by IlorinFirstSon(m): 10:22pm On Oct 14, 2016
Kikiki grin


OP, They're coming for you.

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