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Nairaland / General / Re: Ram Spotted On A Roof Of Two Storey Building (Video) by IvarTheBoneless: 9:02pm On Jul 09, 2022
Iyasaburi:
I dey suspect photoshop

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ram Spotted On A Roof Of Two Storey Building (Video) by IvarTheBoneless: 9:00pm On Jul 09, 2022
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Someone's grandmother

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Food / Re: White Rice With Spicy Chicken Stew. Fresh Tomatoes Is Scarce Today So.... by IvarTheBoneless: 8:53pm On Jul 09, 2022
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Seun, investigate your MODs.

One of them probably receives a cooler to push her threads to FP.

She can even open thread on " How to boil water" and you will see it on FP.


White rice fah ! Abi Seun, na your GF wey you dey pump?

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Crime / Re: Ex-president Jonathan’s Cousin, Mike, Stripped Naked, Tortured By Kidnappers Ins by IvarTheBoneless: 8:46pm On Jul 09, 2022
Poor guy.... he would be regretting having any connection to GEJ now.

GEJ should use community links to free him nah. These criminal gangs in such areas are often connected.

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Romance / Re: If You Were To Choose A Marriage Partner From Nairaland (pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 8:41pm On Jul 09, 2022
I attended one. I left the pool when Ishilove farted in the pool and I saw a bubble rise from her craw craw yansh. undecided






















Ishilove... na play ooo

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Politics / Re: 2023: Labour Party Vice President Spits Fire (pix) by IvarTheBoneless: 8:37pm On Jul 09, 2022
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Romance / Re: Igbo Girls Hijack David Hundeyin’s Thread With Beautiful Pictures by IvarTheBoneless: 8:35pm On Jul 09, 2022
Fahdiga:
grin You no even sabi Photoshop sef

Go and pay bride price for the 2.

Them fit you wella.

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Romance / Re: Igbo Girls Hijack David Hundeyin’s Thread With Beautiful Pictures by IvarTheBoneless: 8:34pm On Jul 09, 2022
HustleSmart:
Igbo girls and hook up

....5 and 6 grin

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Romance / Re: Igbo Girls Hijack David Hundeyin’s Thread With Beautiful Pictures by IvarTheBoneless: 8:31pm On Jul 09, 2022
Fahdiga:
Igbos are beautiful

Them dey here.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi 'Won’t Probe Buhari’s Government If Elected' by IvarTheBoneless: 8:26pm On Jul 09, 2022
moneyissweet:
And na you and your poor family go stop him abi?

Abeg get out

..

Your moniker alone shows your entire family is wretched and will always be.
Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 4:24pm On Jul 09, 2022
Aurielfinizu:


He is silent since just to cover up his old shaking mouth and arrows language..

I pity the man shaa

That's your next President. Preserve the pity for yourself.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Running Mate: El-Rufai, Shetimma Makes Final List by IvarTheBoneless: 3:39pm On Jul 09, 2022
stanisbaratheon:



Well? At least I have an IQ.
But you can't engage in meaningful conversation, it's obvious you are only good at throwing up myopic and frivolous statistics on how your tiny kunu-infested brain thinks muslim-muslim would win because they are more than Christians. Religious extremist.

Politics / Re: Obi Used Private Jets Always, Owes PJ Coy $300k Since 2019- Deji by IvarTheBoneless: 3:38pm On Jul 09, 2022
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Politics / Re: Obi Used Private Jets Always, Owes PJ Coy $300k Since 2019- Deji by IvarTheBoneless: 3:38pm On Jul 09, 2022
If Obi gets 50,000k votes in the North...

Just pack your load, Rapture will be that same day.

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Politics / Re: #FemiFaniKayode is trending on twitter. Here is what he said about Buhari by IvarTheBoneless: 3:28pm On Jul 09, 2022
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Education / Re: Missing OAU Student Is Found Alive (Photo) by IvarTheBoneless: 3:27pm On Jul 09, 2022
Victor08032:



You need a deliverance from the spirit of evil thought. Receive it in Jesus name[size=8pt][/size]

Which evil thoughts ? Have you been drinking?
Education / Re: Missing OAU Student Is Found Alive (Photo) by IvarTheBoneless: 3:26pm On Jul 09, 2022
Iceberg3:

ivartheMENTAL thefacelessmanMENTAL
Ok be a good headSlamma and send me some Dom Peringnon,alliamdulillai grin grin grin grin

Buhari don cancel Dom Perignon things.

Na palm wine and Agbado if you fit manage. Mr Tantalus Mentalus Garrulous. grin

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Education / Re: Missing OAU Student Is Found Alive (Photo) by IvarTheBoneless: 3:24pm On Jul 09, 2022
Africankel:


This is not the case. She actually left a suicide note before leaving; a copy was forward to me by her aunt.

I'm also told one of the police stations her parents went to, demanded one million Naira for "mobilization" to conduct a search. I suggested to the aunt to tell her parents (I don't know them) to go to the police headquarters in Ibadan yesterday and ask for the commissioner of police, which they did. A few hours later I was told the girl had been found (she came home by herself), but couldn't speak. She's now admitted in a hospital.

E shock me to see the news online sef.

This is really sad. How bad can her domestic situation be for her to be suicidal. I feel for her sha.
Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari, Others Survived Kuje Prison Attack by IvarTheBoneless: 3:14pm On Jul 09, 2022
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Baba don watch Michael Scofield tire.

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Politics / Re: See The Reaction Of Northerners To “Obi-Datti” On BBC Hausa (pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 3:13pm On Jul 09, 2022
VoteObi2023:

If I cover the name, so how you want take no say na Igbo name marrying Hausa girl?

I have nothing to prove to you.

My wedding was in Rogo LGA and I bought most of my wedding stuff from Yoruba Road, Sabon Gari.

If na better thing we dey talk, I for give you my in-law shop number in the same Yoruba road, Sabon Gari.

I don't have time for all these forth and back. Based on my experience, Hausas are more comfortable dealing with Igbos than Yorubas.

The Hausa hatred for Igbos is exaggerated.

Even you know, if you are truly in New Road, Sabon Gari

Bros, leave all these long talks for manifesto nah undecided

I tell you say my stomach dey grumble for Mr Algbados camp. Find me one post nah.

Campaign Coordinator North West.
Politics / Re: Mammoth Crowd Hails Tinubu After Eid-el-kabir Prayer In Lagos by IvarTheBoneless: 3:03pm On Jul 09, 2022
ElSudani:
Ipob fanatics will not find enough rivers in Nigeria to dive into after the elections.

Yeah. We will provide transport to Rivers Nile and Limpopo.

Them really need am grin

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Crime / Re: Japan Makes 'online Insults' Punishable By One Year In Prison In Wake Of Reality by IvarTheBoneless: 2:58pm On Jul 09, 2022
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Crime / Re: Japan Makes 'online Insults' Punishable By One Year In Prison In Wake Of Reality by IvarTheBoneless: 2:58pm On Jul 09, 2022
If they do that in Nigeria....

Peter Obi will win from the prison population alone. grin
Politics / Re: See The Reaction Of Northerners To “Obi-Datti” On BBC Hausa (pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 2:55pm On Jul 09, 2022
VoteObi2023:

If not for privacy, I for post my wedding invitation card. I was wedded by an Anglican bishop in Kano.

Go figure what it means.

Where in Kano do you stay, lets start from there.

Sabon Gari, New Road.

Oya try lying make I catch u. Scratch out the names and post.
Politics / Re: See The Reaction Of Northerners To “Obi-Datti” On BBC Hausa (pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 2:54pm On Jul 09, 2022
VoteObi2023:

I don't have time for Tinubu miscreants

I want to become OBIdient. Want to mobilize for una. Where my mobilisation funds ?
Education / Re: Missing OAU Student Is Found Alive (Photo) by IvarTheBoneless: 2:53pm On Jul 09, 2022
Iceberg3:
She's so beautiful......as long as she gets her senses back and keep off hypo...

Thank God coneheaded structured mining industrialists didn't do their worse

Keep quiet. Go and smell Simon Ekpaz farts.

Let tribalism rest nah. Today fah! On Sallah Day

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Politics / Re: See The Reaction Of Northerners To “Obi-Datti” On BBC Hausa (pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 2:46pm On Jul 09, 2022
VoteObi2023:

Believe whatever you want.

I am happily married to an Hausa girl, just like a lot of my brothers in the North.

But, Hausa will never give their daughter to a Yoruba man. NEVER.

Also, Hausas trade more with Igbos than Yorubas, because they see Igbos as more more reliable.

Finally, Yorubas are always the most victim of religious violence in the North. Don't see Yorubas are true moslems and Christians.

HAHAHAHAHAHA grin grin grin grin grin grin

Peter Obi will win with 30 million votes. Atiku will get 2 million and Alagbado will get 50,000 votes.

Abeg I need money for campaign for Peter Obi, how will I be paid.

Agbado and Cassava don tire me grin grin grin grin

Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 2:34pm On Jul 09, 2022
Zorn:
Headache is actually a sign of relief of insanity , that's to say the therapy is working wonders already . Disagreeing with your madness should be the least every sane person should have to do , more so should pray that mother earth never allow a misfit like you grace the surface of this earth again and by no means should your worthless gene be replicated for the betterment of humanity.

Still no iota of intelligence.... e pain am sha. Can taste your salty tears. grin

Education / Re: Missing OAU Student Is Found Alive (Photo) by IvarTheBoneless: 2:33pm On Jul 09, 2022
GloriousGbola:


95% of these missing chick stories ALWAYS turn out the same way. Girl is found and family is silent on what happened.

So I personally find it hard to take the stories seriously. Las Las chick was feeling Hot and wanted to get laid.

We used to see this in school, where a gal would vanish and reappear with no explanation.

But you can't vanish anymore.

If I see some friend or family status as offline, I immediately panic and start making calls

And she looks so innocent. The type of babes who will go mad if a tongue or warm rod touches their clit.

An orgasm will level any woman or man.. regardless of his/her piety or social status. grin

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Politics / Re: See The Reaction Of Northerners To “Obi-Datti” On BBC Hausa (pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 2:30pm On Jul 09, 2022
VoteObi2023:

I am Igbo but married to an Hausa girl from Kano. I can tell you categorically that Hausas can freely give their daughters to Igbo but will never to Yoruba.

The first victims of religious riots in the North are Yorubas. I can also tell you with confidence that Northerns have never forgiven Yorubas for massacring their brothers in Lagos in 2002.

You can keep deceiving yourself


Hahaha hahaha. Igbo married to a Kano girl. grin

Lying through your teeth for politics.

There's hardly a word you wrote there without a lie.

But I will allow you to continue deceiving yourself.

Peter Obi will win all the Northern States.

No be wetin you wan hear ? grin

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Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 2:23pm On Jul 09, 2022
JustforMen:


He is incoherent... That is why! grin grin grin grin

This is a sallah joke

Not a funny one. Very dry that's why. undecided
Politics / Re: See The Reaction Of Northerners To “Obi-Datti” On BBC Hausa (pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 2:19pm On Jul 09, 2022
Feggie3:
This coup you are talking about was spearheaded by a NigerDelta man but Na Igbos carry the bullet for head!

Rightly or wrongly deserved... I know not.

But what I stated are facts.

Same way a lot of folks feel all northerners are Hausa / Fulani is the same way any southerner that isn't Yoruba is Igbo to them.

Unfair categorization? Maybe. But it is what it is.

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