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Politics / Re: Reno Abandoned His Wife To Chase After An Ethiopian Babe - David Hundeyin by IvarTheBoneless: 2:15pm On Jul 09, 2022
Advocate500:
Reno is now the new Alafin of yorubaland ,just like wike.

I am sure you will celebrate coming up with a sentence. Congratulations.

You guys were the one worshipping him.
Politics / Re: See The Reaction Of Northerners To “Obi-Datti” On BBC Hausa (pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 2:11pm On Jul 09, 2022
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Politics / Re: See The Reaction Of Northerners To “Obi-Datti” On BBC Hausa (pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 2:05pm On Jul 09, 2022
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Let me come to give y'all a reality check.

Northerners NEVER forgave SE for the 1966 coup.

Except Allah descends from Heavens to beg them, they will NEVER forgive.

Yeebos better face their agitations for Biafuro. Those guys will NEVER allow y'all smell Aso Rock.

And for silly Liberal Yorubas always talking about fairness and equity. You fools should know most other tribes are tribalistic and favour their own people always.

Just shaking my head here with yeebos dreaming of an alliance with the North. What Kwankwaso said is what they truly feel about you. Make no mistake, they also don't love Yoruba but see them as more reliable in an alliance.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 1:58pm On Jul 09, 2022
jaxxy:


The silence in ogun state abi? A made buhari president, Buhari was a serial loser b4 i made him who he is, i made Osinbajo vp, Emilokan. grin

Do you really understand what 99% means?

Better go to your primary school and request a refund of your fees.
Politics / Re: Reno Abandoned His Wife To Chase After An Ethiopian Babe - David Hundeyin by IvarTheBoneless: 1:57pm On Jul 09, 2022
Angelfrost:

Angelfrost to his father:
No thanks... Stay on your gay lane. Bigoted dullard! tongue

Oh yes, I agree with you. cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 1:57pm On Jul 09, 2022
Zorn:
On the contrast , Tinubu doesn't open his mouth again because of the stupidity, senseless and emptiness that accompanys his chronic mouth odour when ever he opens his dirty mouth. Learn how to talk without sounding stupid .

Actually, reading your comment made my head ache. You sounded really daft, if i must be polite. undecided

I am not surprised you disagree with me, 1,000 units of your brains wouldn't understand me. That's the truth.

Tinubu will be your President, like it or not.

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Politics / Re: Reno Abandoned His Wife To Chase After An Ethiopian Babe - David Hundeyin by IvarTheBoneless: 1:32pm On Jul 09, 2022
Angelfrost:


It's all connected sir... Your attempt at insulting people failed.

Now, get lost! cool

Kiss My Black Ass. K.M.B.A for short.
Politics / Re: Wilberforce Yohanna: How Ex-Boko Haram Fighter Became Nigerian Prison Official by IvarTheBoneless: 1:29pm On Jul 09, 2022
Buhari.... worst President in Nigeria's history.

Under him,

1. Gun shots in Aso Rock... it wasn't a coup mind you.

2. We thought GEJ was bad because of Chibok girls abduction... at least 5 incidents have happened under Buhari.

3. Train attack... Airport attack same week.

4. President's security team attacked - confirmed. Terrorists said to have gotten anti aircraft rocket and were bribed not to use it - unconfirmed.

5. Things we took for granted e.g. Passport booklets exhausted.

Many many more shameful incidents.
Politics / Re: Reno Abandoned His Wife To Chase After An Ethiopian Babe - David Hundeyin by IvarTheBoneless: 1:26pm On Jul 09, 2022
Angelfrost:


You mean APC didn't roll in the mud prior to 2015?!!

Who can be said to have been more silent and tolerant towards hateful propagandist than Goodluck Jonathan?!!

Oga, talk another thing abeg! Trying to make saints out of Buhari and APC will make the wisest of men look really stupid! tongue

You're not too smart. Just stick to writing a sentence or risk exposing your lack of intelligence.

Not insulting you, but just stating facts.

Read my comment again...slowly or give it to someone with half a brain.

The comment wasn't about APC. It was all about Reno suffering the same treatment he's been dishing out.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi 'Won’t Probe Buhari’s Government If Elected' by IvarTheBoneless: 1:22pm On Jul 09, 2022
Already telling people to steal as much as they want before he enters.

In his wildest dreams anyways.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Insulted Amaechi And Abe by IvarTheBoneless: 1:16pm On Jul 09, 2022
Amaechi was worshipped by flatin0s and started feeling he was bigger than he was.

Tinubu simply obliterated him.

Rotimi can go and lead Biafuro. He doesn't count.
Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 1:11pm On Jul 09, 2022
Juanmike:
And BAT with actual diarrhea, what will become of him?

Your next President. Like it or not.

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Politics / Re: Datti Baba-Ahmed Interview On Arise TV News by IvarTheBoneless: 1:06pm On Jul 09, 2022
Crazy guy that wants homos killed.

He will wake up one day in Biafuro Palace and shoot Peter Obi for his feminine voice shocked shocked shocked

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Returns To Nigeria (Pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 1:02pm On Jul 09, 2022
Antimarraige:
Antimarriage to his useless father :

only dumbos with low IQ go so low to edit people's comment and then reply to 'what you literally typed yourself'... Fish get brain pass you ah swear cheesy

I'm not surprised tho, it takes a person with very low IQ to support the same people that destroyed the country cheesy cheesy

My friend, i wholeheartedly agree about your assessment of the niggah grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Returns To Nigeria (Pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 12:57pm On Jul 09, 2022
Antimarraige:
Antimarriage to his useless papa: oponu I guess you're in the grave then... Even your comment sounds so boring and tasteless, I pity the people you relate with in real life.

I agree with your assessment of the man. grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Running Mate: El-Rufai, Shetimma Makes Final List by IvarTheBoneless: 12:55pm On Jul 09, 2022
stanisbaratheon:

[s]It appears explaining simple things to you is futile because you will never learn. I queried your assertion on Muslims being more than Christians in Nigeria but what was your response? You shifted and started drawing comparison between the amount of northern PVC holders and their southern counterpart.

So, by your assertion and in your little brain the North alone can make your candidate the President of Nigeria because it is dominated by Muslim pvc holders. Since you have chosen not to give me prove that the northern muslims alone can make anyone president, I will leave you to continue basking in your ignorance. And oh, you have chosen to make my moniker a part of the argument. SMH. Really shows how sunken your mental state is.[/s]

Whole lot of text just confirming your microscopic IQ.

Tinubu will still win, only God can stop him. The earlier you understand that and come to terms with reality, the better.

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Politics / Re: Malami Marries Buhari’s Daughter, Nana Hadiza by IvarTheBoneless: 12:53pm On Jul 09, 2022
careytommy37:


@bolded, sure it not the same woman I wrote about below?

The former wife of our gateman in our former compound in Nyanya used to be married to his friend who is also a gateman in a compound not too far from ours then. They later got divorced too.

LOL. This is a Bauchi lady, she married a Reps member. Divorced and married man across the street.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Returns To Nigeria (Pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 12:51pm On Jul 09, 2022
Antimarraige:
I imagine how disgusting you will be in real life

As long your Ma doesn't complain.... I am fine, believe me. Just ask her grin

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped By Her Vice Principal by IvarTheBoneless: 11:39am On Jul 09, 2022
emerged01:

You are quick to say she should report but what if the story was false. Dont rule out the fact that the story can be false.
I cried when I watched a video where a wife was accusing her husband of sleeping with their 3 daughters. Upon finding it out that the stories was false the woman apologised but the man said will never have anything to do with the wife again. Marriage of over 20yrs.

And there was a story I read too that the daughters wrongly accused their father of raping them in the presence of their mother. The woman got angry and left her husband with the two daughters. But after many years,the daughters confessed to their mother that they lied to her because their father was too strict.

IF you read what I wrote well, you will see where I acknowledged false accusations.

Yes they exist, but as you want to bring examples of false accusations, would you say they outnumber real incidents?

Do you actually believe that?
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Running Mate: El-Rufai, Shetimma Makes Final List by IvarTheBoneless: 10:04am On Jul 09, 2022
stanisbaratheon:



Stop shifting your goal post oga. So now it is about North and South and no longer about Christians and Muslims. Okay, You must be living in fools paradise to even intend to think that all northerners are Muslims by your comment.

I won't call you the ignoramus that you obviously are, I would rather let you display your name here.

Which religion dominates in the North? Islam

How many states does the North have ? 19/36.

You know why I wrote the answers? I know your IQ can't just cope. You can ignore my posts, they are for bright people only.

No wonder you're Stannis. Fits you well. You are just not half as smart dumb as he is.
Crime / Re: Hotel Staffs Disclose What They Now Find Their Rooms Everyday (vid) by IvarTheBoneless: 10:01am On Jul 09, 2022
Vulcanheph:



Alright oh... Na una ask for am.
Immediately after secondary school around 2010 , I wanted a temporary job to use "hold side" for the main time... That was how I ended working in 3 different hotels during a period of 7 years and I worked as a housekeeper in all of them.

I have cleaned a lot of horrible things in rooms ranging from urine, vomit , blood and even excrement on the beds.
There are some rooms that you'll enter to clean and you'll regret ever applying for such a job.
It got to an extent where I didn't find sperm irritating anymore because I was so used to seeing it.
There's an incident where a man probably in his early 40's brought in a girl that couldn't even be up to 15 to screw in our rooms and I went to the room later to clean it and discovered blood all over the floor (it was obvious that the man deflowered the girl there because we heard struggling when they got in.)
I have also seen people who take all sort of hard drugs and leave traces of them for us to clean... You can go to a room and you'll see some boys taking Coke or ice.
I've also seen a newly married man who secretly booked another room in the hotel and left his newly married wife in their hotel room to go and bang another girl in the room he booked on his wedding day , in that same hotel.
I've seen two hookers thoroughly beat up a man who refused to pay them.
I once cleaned a room where I noticed that the guest had dozens of ATM cards and it turned out that the guy was into ATM fraud after he was caught. (he meets people in the ATM machine and uses voodoo to make them hand over their cards and their pin without even remembering that they did it.
I've also seen numerous married people I knew coming there to cheat on their spouses.

The things wey I don see been really plenty but make I stop here.

Great narrative. You write well.

Stephen King mentioned hotel cleaners see semen and shiit on bedsheets in one of his novels..

Didn't know it was for real! Harrowing story of the girl deflowered by someone probably old enough to be her father. undecided
Education / Re: Missing OAU Student Is Found Alive (Photo) by IvarTheBoneless: 9:29am On Jul 09, 2022
Thank God for her. Hope she's not been molested.

If she did anything CONSENSUAL during her period of absence as you perverts are insinuating angry ....

More grease to her elbow p*ssy. undecided

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Running Mate: El-Rufai, Shetimma Makes Final List by IvarTheBoneless: 8:05am On Jul 09, 2022
stanisbaratheon:



The emboldened is an ignorant statement. Do you know the percentage of Christians and Muslims in Nigeria?

How many southerners have PVCs compared to the North dominated by Muslims? That's where your ignorance lies.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Fraudster Arrested In India For Fake International Airlines Jobs Scam by IvarTheBoneless: 7:55am On Jul 09, 2022
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Politics / Re: Sule Lamido: Wike Made It Clear He Never Wanted To Become VP To Anyone by IvarTheBoneless: 7:51am On Jul 09, 2022
SamOchuko:



So true my bro, Wikes 4 letter name will be too difficult for the Hausas to pronounce hence he’s not a good candidate but Okowas 5 letter name is so nice and simple to pronounce that it is now an household name amongst the Hausas, oga well done, continue

Your IQ didn't tell you I meant Wike as a Presidential candidate.

Well done... continue.
Politics / Re: Malami Marries Buhari’s Daughter, Nana Hadiza by IvarTheBoneless: 7:50am On Jul 09, 2022
We4all:


You know them wella. This is why if you see a Muslim couple that have been married for years, respect them. If you also see a matured Muslim man with one wife, respect him.
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More than respect ooo. A statue should be moulded for the couple and man you mentioned.

Seen guys in their 40s that have been married 16 times!
Crime / Re: My Husband Stole My Money, Beat, Sent Me Out Naked, Woman Tells Court by IvarTheBoneless: 7:49am On Jul 09, 2022
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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Returns To Nigeria (Pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 7:36am On Jul 09, 2022
Picardor2:
hahahahahah crusher Mumu. We suffer together. Tribal biggot Aturu

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Politics / Re: Sule Lamido: Wike Made It Clear He Never Wanted To Become VP To Anyone by IvarTheBoneless: 7:12am On Jul 09, 2022
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Wike should cool down. He's too "hot" and outspoken to be a VP.

Even if he had won the ticket, he wouldn't sell in the North.

How will Hausa even pronounce his name ?

People don't just get that the size of the electorate in the North isn't one to ignore.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 7:12am On Jul 09, 2022
KEVIND:

KevinD to his mum:Oh you mean your the your mum smelling pussy.

Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 7:10am On Jul 09, 2022
KEVIND:

Unfortunately for you i'm not married yet. Maybe your sister will suit the narrative. After doing her wotowoto Reno will take over from me
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Check. I updated the comment. Sorry for what your mum endured.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Running Mate: El-Rufai, Shetimma Makes Final List by IvarTheBoneless: 7:06am On Jul 09, 2022
I pray he picks Shettima who stood by him.

North East is the way to go. Zulum or Shettima.

Flatin0s don't understand politics is a game of numbers.

Muslim - Muslim ticket will definitely win. They have the numbers.

Stay away from El Rufai, he's tagged rightly or wrongly as a bigot.

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