ChangeIsCostant:
The crisis rocking Amai and Umuebu communities in Ndokwa West is a Local Government Area of Delta State - has taken another shape following the killing of a young man whose hand and head were cut off over land dispute. The crisis which has been lingering for years now - has left many dead and others injured with the government not doing enough to end it.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/man-killed-over-land-dispute-in-ndokwa-delta-state.html

kweeeke uwa..

SirVintageCock:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4188663_20160902205541_jpeg22481942835d2e23ea7ff0c939dd8ea8

Confirmation report.

See photo below:

Name checkers were y'all at. I guess dey gat noffin to check..lol.

Chris95:
If this is true then that man should b made 2 face the music!!

put back d knife on d man's ass n forget it..

stupidity:
My kid sist is 22+, she's schooling and has a boyfriend in the same school. I talked to her on phone this evening and she told me that her ex that travelled for 4years is back and the guy said he'll come spend the weekend at her place in school, I asked her if she's told her boyfriend, she said yes, that the boyfriend disagreed but she's still going against his order. She said she haven't seen the ex for a long time and spending the weekend together isn't a bad idea and she said she has assured her boyfriend that NOTING will happen between her and her ex when they spend the weekend at her place. I tried talking to her she's not listening. Won't this act break her and her boyfriend?

Guys and ladies what are your take on this?

nothing will but sometin will happen...

emmanuelumeh:
The 31 year old singer threw a party last night in Lekki which was attended by friends and celebrities such as, Reekado Banks, Ubi Franklin and rapper T.R.
At the birthday party Oritsefemi was given a hover boards as his birthday present.
The ‘Double Wahala’ took it for a spin during the party.
Oritsefemi is set to perform in the United Kingdom this year.
“A big shoutout to all my UK friends n fans the amazing musical Taliban is coming soon roger dat…. bigger than before…. massive concert…2016.”
His first live performance this year was at the One Lagos Festival in the early hours of January 1, 2016.
In October 2015, the Money Stop Nonsense (MSN) CEO toured China and performed in Beijing, Guangzhou, and Shenyang. While he was in the communist country, he shot his ‘Give Thanks’ video there.
http://www.myblogemmanuelumeh..com

I see..

mohince:
Davido has come for Dele Momodu and his babymama Sophie Momodu in a new song he his featured on, Osinachi remix - The song is due to drop soon and Davido has shared a snippet of what to expect from the song, he is poking fun at Dele Momodu and his babymama Sophie momodu which I find very childish
http://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/684754590877773824/pu/vid/480x480/dtxPu2gKq0a5m5ub.mp4

diss of d year I guess...

mike404:
[b] The governors of at least 24 states
have announced they will not accept
Syrian refugees. The states range
from Alabama and Georgia, to Texas
and Arizona, to Michigan and Illinois,
to Maine and New Hampshire. Among
these 24 states, all but one have
Republican governors.

The announcements came after
authorities revealed that at least one
of the suspects believed to be involved
in the Paris terrorist attacks entered
Europe among the current wave of
Syrian refugees. He had falsely
identified himself as a Syrian named
Ahmad al Muhammad and was
allowed to enter Greece in early
October.

Some leaders say they either oppose
taking in any Syrian refugees being
relocated as part of a national
program or asked that they be
particularly scrutinized as potential
security threats….

The Council on American-Islamic
Relations said Monday, “Defeating
ISIS involves projecting American
ideals to the world. Governors who
reject those fleeing war and
persecution abandon our ideals and
instead project our fears to the
world.”…[/b]

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/11/now-24-governors-have-refused-to-take-syrian-refugees

Yesterday it was 4, today its 24.The fear of dis refugees is d begining of fear...

phemmyutd:

There is a robbery attack going on in 4th
Avenue, Festac area of Lagos state.

According to reports reaching Naij.com, the
robbers have been shooting sporadically into
the air for over an hour now. An eye-witness
who spoke Naij.com revealed they are a group
oil bunkers who came heavily armed.
‘They are a gang but I was able to see three
of the gang. I was also lucky not to have an
altercation with them,’ an eyewitness said.
While many have decided to stay indoor in
order to take cover, Nigerians have been
implored to stay off the route for now as we
bring you more details later.
Heard now there is serious robbery in
festac town this morning… anybody
passing that route should stay off

https://www.naij.com/639616-breaking-robbery-ongoing-festac.html

Christmas don come,awon boys no wan dull..Lord have mercy..

Houseofglam7:
No vex, my mouth no go kill me

I pray ooo.

Houseofglam7:
She looks like a scarecrow

now dats harsh.

oganamaster:
Hello Peeps,
I have this problem That Needs urgent.Advice, i Have been havin sex with a very. Pretty married lady. It all started since 2010 and this av gon unnoticed For a very long while now, I Want to stop But dont know how to Stop . Pls responsible responses only

my broda it won't stop it will continue even to ur wife. Keep doin it..

olumite1234:
Am a guy but prefer having female friend to talk to than male.
Any interested lady can ping me on 266D852F. Thanks

your mama and elder sister no good to friend again? My friend be specific on wat you want...

jonaifame22:
Pls wat cld be responsible

wait till after Pres Buhari swear in Minister of health den u ask am...

freddymanny49:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am in a big mess at this point in my life. I have been suffering from low potency for months now. I don't get morning erection like i used to some 3 - 4 years back and beyond. It is causing me so much worry and pain that I had to call of engagement. I feel dead and dry on the inside. What do I do to stop this mess from messing and ruining my life. I don't want to use viagra to get it up because I am aware of the long term effects. I am still young and I am too young to be using viagra. I need serious help.

you get small dick na problem, u dey release quick prblem, dick no dey stand na problem. Which kind woes dey befall man like dis...

chymystique:
That Man is a PIG and real N¥mpho! .. That woman is kind sef... this kin thing na to sleep off as he is having the sex when him tire him go bug off... Yeye Man

see u, hw u wan take sleep off wen ya kitten is on fire...

GspotAngela:
When are the ibos finally going back to Biafra ?

Are u agitating for biafra? If nt start agitating for ur G spot.. Mumu..

paulperry:
Please I need to know if it is right to pay my tithe from the money I won from my Bettings.To you is it right or wrong?







NB:Serious answers please*

Follow ur conscience broo.

Misskeffas:
Op advise your friend to get himself a g.f.

see ur mind so na g.f good to pour every every inside abii..

arnold123:
I love her but I am running out of patience, I try to talk to her but she don't hear and I feel like kicking her ass what do I do guys? She is very villageous and embarrass my life in public all my friends think she is an imbecyl and I think I should dump her just like the way I picked her up, but she has a nice character and good manners but she is tooo schewpid

if she has nice character and good manners den wats ur problem guy?

profola2be:
Marriage is an institution that is full of challenges,
according to popular opinion. Many times, there are
lots of temptations that come along, which often
determine its survival. To this end, what will you do if you find
out that your sibling is having an illicit affairs with
your spouse?

makes arangement with d chiefs for Oba's ritual..

Damianobi:
1) Money: It is only foolish guys that would always gather and not talk about money for once. Its a normal things among all young men outside, everybody wants to make money and be happy.


2) Ladies: You hardly find guys come together and not talk about the new girl they met in school or at work and how they collect numbers and the ones coming to visit them.


3) Politics: This is common among every man, some would end up in a terrible argument as some will criticise d government and the other party would support the government.

4) Sports (football): Football argument is also another prominent topic among guys. You hear dem shouting "Messi beta pass Ronaldo" and talk about bet 9ja too.


5) Entertainment (music): There was a day two guys fought in my hostel just because one said Davido is better and richer than Wizkid. Any guy that doesn't talk about music is dead socially.

6) Silly wishes: When guys go broke and are talking about it, u hear somthing like "I wish say person go dash me 10 million as I dey go out today" or "if them give you 2 million, wetin u go use am do" I wonder when such wishes would come real.

7) Academics: The brilliant ones will always talk about there frustrating lecturers, annoying lectures of the day and examinations.

Game: FIFA and PES has also taken over most guys, Even Don jazzy and D'banj posted something like that few days ago. U see guys boasting about how good dey are on fifa and how many of their mates they have conquered.

9) Betting/ lotto: This one is common for both young and old. Most times they sit together and discuss about the matches of the day and how it would favour them when they bet on the matches.

10) Feel free and add urs

MLM (Networking)

timm1990:
South African First lady Nompumelelo Ntuli-Zuma
has reportedly admitted to knowing about a plot to
poison the president.
The City Press reports it has well-placed sources
indicating she will soon be charged with conspiracy
to commit murder. Ntuli-Zuma was apparently
banned from the Nkandla homestead earlier this
year following claims of a plot to poison Zuma. It’s
understood a docket has been opened with the
National Prosecuting Authority (NPA) with sources
saying Ntuli-Zuma has made a statement to
investigators. The City Press is reporting that while
sources in the NPA say top bosses are aware of the
matter, spokesperson Vuyo Mfaku has denied this.
An investigation is now underway to find out
whether NPA staff leaked information about the
probe. Ntuli-Zuma was first suspected when the
president became ill in June 2014. Zuma was told
that he had been poisoned by more than one
doctor during his trip to the US in August last year.

Those set of people down south are weird...

bvibesblogger:
The Kenyan Beauty, Huddah Monroe is now a farmer and food supplier, she disclosed this via a post on her instagram page

She wrote; “My day today, back to the hustle! This is Where I get my eggs , my bread , my car, my house rent, etc on a 10 acre land ……. #FARMING , #FOODsupplier I let my hands get dirty so I can chill on a YACHT in Ibiza ️……. #TheyOnlySeeTheShine #TheyDunnoTheStruggle. It’s so nice to see that Huddah is making her money through a legitimate, hard working business. With this picture, she has really shut the mouths of those people who called her a slut who only gets her money from her boyfriend.

http://www.360nobs.com/2015/08/former-bba-contestant-huddah-monroe-is-now-a-farmer/

keeping riding Huddah..

Davidemark3:
• U dey carry ur girlfriend go club; after u marry her finish u wan stop her frm goin to club. My broda u think say miracle fit happen?

• Ur girlfriend dump u for rich man u say she b gold digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda perso u giv testimony for Church
say, na grace of God. Bros park well!!

• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Abeg where she wan fix am?,
on top that coconut head?

• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend; u be zebra?!!

• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled shoe... shey u wan whisper to God?

• U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe say u no cheat. .aunty, u be mechanic?

• U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe say u no cheat.. uncle, u be photographer?

• He give u engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear, u be lord of d rings?

•you dey pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet u never write JAMB, U be scholarship board?

•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u still dey call am BABY, my sister, he suppose be ANCESTOR.

•Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking pure water...pls guy Are u diabetic?

•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? .

Nairalander Na joke oooo....

Dis reminds me of a very good friend of mine, who took a babe to restaurant in Uniport (Emmatex). Bought lunch for her,only to realize the money on him was nt enough to buy his own lunch my guy had to eat without meat face to face with d babe, naso others babe wey dey der dey laff my guy.. I laff so tey I begin purge dat year..

ITbomb:
Is he Delta Igbo?

Delta Igbo of course..

wus:
What a shameful act ! A man was caught in Ojo Area Of Lagos state this afternoon having sex with a little boy of 5 years old , the youth of the community beat him up and was taken to the baale, what is this world turning into, end time tinz.

konji couldn't tell him he was messing a kid up..Oh God abeg make dis world end nw make we go rest nw...

valnelly:
Recruitment into the Nigerian Army

74 Regular Recruits intake 2015 for Trades/Non Tradesmen and Women.
This is to in for the general public and all interested qualified candidates that the online application for the 74 Regular Intake for both Trades/Non Tradesmen and Women will commence on 30th July 2015 and end on 12th September 2015.

Method of Application

Interested candidates are to:
*Apply online at the recruitment portal www.narecruitment.org which will open by midnight today, Wednesday 29th 2015
*Log on to the above mentioned link using the username and password.
*Complete the application form, submit online and print a copy. Then, print and complete the guarantor form as appropriate.
*Come along to the designated examination and recruitment centres with copies of application and guarantor forms.

Basic qualification

Applicants must:
*Posses a minimum of 4 credits in not more than 2 sittings in WASSCE/GCE/NECO/NABTEB. One of the credits must be in English language
*In addition to the above qualification, those applying as tradesmen/women must also posses OND/Trade Test/City and Guild Certificate. Details are available on the website
*Be between the ages of 18-22 years for non tradesmen/women while tradesmen/women must be between the ages of 18-26 years by 1st june
*Not be less than 1.65 metres and 1.56 metres tall for male and female candidates respectively.



For more information please see page 23 of the punch newspaper today.




Source : http://www.narecruitment.org

oya nw, abeg who know wen Nigerian customs der recruit