Date One guy,let him Bleep u well and u will get nice shape,good body and looks like under 16.
Money makes some women sleep around and gets older at the age of 20...

Those above sharing Numbers,pls May God join una together and may una take ONE Saturday fix una wedding

JasonScolari:
Lol, you don turn monitoring spirit abi? I be mountain of fire prayer coordinator oh

hahahahahahhahaha..Laugh wan kill me for this thread...hahhahahaha

Khd95:
see these people wen dey share number above me


i hope somebody will not stab somebody or try to commit suicide las las

hahahahahhahahaha...Nairaland lack Privacy..

Optional09:
All he knows about is threat

empty one oooooooooooo

RegalLady:


More: http://www.nigeriaonlinebusiness.com/2018/02/do-you-want-fantastic-achievements-this.html

useless and paintless blog

doingood:
What about masturbation

hahhaahahhahaha...Its Kerosane while Procastination is fuel!!!..Lmao.

Claumy2:
E don teeh wey I read this kind thing from nairaland..

Good post..

you are destined to be that which u choose to be.

Zoo country..
Any way,Man must Die!!!!

favor700:
I hope he knows how and where he will die. Mtcheeeeeew

rubbish...Freez is 1000 million times better and truthful that all those thieveing Pastors who twist the bible to their favour

Narldon:



His Village People have started playing WHOT with his Head..


General market... General market...


Pick Two... Pick Two... Pick Two


Hold on..


Continue and Last Card...


Check up!

hahahahhahahahaha..savage

Kanu called Nigeria a ZOO people got Angry,David Cameroun Called Nigeria Fantastically Corrupt Nation we all smiled and thanked him, Donald Trump called Nigeria a SHITHOLE COUNTRY,Nigerians are happy,Smilling and waving hands to trump!!..Lmao..... Which one is more better:A Zoo,Fantastically Corrupt,A ShitHole Nation??

Solomonudofia:
The British military has offered to assist the Nigerian Army in the search and rescue operation launched for the 105 girls kidnapped in Dapchi, Yobe State.


The Guardian reports that the British army led by Major Ian Robertson, the general advisor, British Military Advisory and Training Team (BMATT) in Nigeria, recently made this known.

Condemning the attack and kidnapping of the school girls from Government Girls Secondary School (GGSS), Dapchi, Robertson lamented the fact that girls’ schools have become soft targets for insurgents.

In his words: “Having heard about this particular issue recently, I am still trying to get more information about what is going on, but it is clearly very disappointing that something like this has happened, that the girls have been taken.



“But let me reassure you, from the British military perspective, that we are monitoring the event quite closely and we are cooperating with the armed forces of Nigeria to see how we can assist.”

On Monday, February 19, 2018, the men of the Boko Haram sect invaded a part of Yobe State including the Government Girls Secondary School in Dapchi kidnapping several students and reigning terror on the school and the village.

According to a forum of parents of missing students, the number of girls in captivity have been given as 105.

Meanwhile, President Muhammadu Buhari has condemned the girls kidnap saying it’s a national disaster.

US condemns kidnap of school girls in Yobe

The United States of America condemned the abduction of over 90 school girls from Government Girls Technical College, Dapchi, Yobe state.

The Spokesperson of the US Department of State, Ms Heather Nauert, at a press briefing on Thursday, said “We are still trying to get all the details about that but we wanted to mention that we condemn in the strongest possible terms the terror attack on a school earlier this week in north-eastern Nigeria.

“The choice of targets including schools, markets and places of worship reflect the brutality of terror organisations.

“The victims in the attacks were girls who were simply seeking an education.”

“We continue to support Nigeria’s efforts to counter the terror group.

“We also support Nigeria’s efforts to enable more than two million displaced in the Lake Chad region to return home safely.

“United States continues to provide humanitarian assistance to those who were affected by the violence,” Nauert added.

111 Yobe school girls unaccounted for

The Police Commissioner in Yobe, Abdulmaliki Sumonu, on Wednesday, confirmed that 111 girls were still unaccounted for following Monday’s attack by Boko Haram insurgents.

According to the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN), the insurgents who attacked the school looted foodstuff, while the staff and students ran into the bush for safety.




http://www.clintgist.com/british-military-offers-to-assist-with-rescue-of-dapchi-girls-id8031509-html/

zoo country

damiBJ:
. Ow is dat ur bizness.... www.haters.com

stupid people..Keep waiteing for something than can never be done..Is any of the DG Hausa man??

donc26:
this is part of the problem we have in Nigeria..I believe you have a relative somewhere seriously waiting for this job to be off labour market.You are here talking rubbish.

stupid people..Keep waiteing for something than can never be done..Is any of the DG Hausa man??

Nutase:
We're waiting.

stupid people..Keep waiteing for something than can never be done..Is any of the DG Hausa man??

donc26:
Buhari will sign Peace Corps Bill -Senator
Ohuabunwa
By Yemi Itodo
The Senator representing Abia North in the
National Assembly, Senator Mao
Ohuabunwa, has assured Nigerian youths
that President Muhammad Buhari would
gladly assent to the Bill establishing Nigerian
Peace Corps.
The Bill, which was overwhelmingly
supported and passed at the National
Assembly last year was submitted to the
presidency for assent on 27th December
2017.
Though the President has remained mute
on whether he would sign the Bill or not,
but a headline from a Nigerian newspaper
generated heat on Saturday, suggesting
that the President may have refused to
append his signature.
Reacting to the rumour on Wednesday,
Senator Ohuabunwa said the President has
no reason not to sign the Bill, saying it is
people's Bill which tends to create
employment.
"Speaking to the fact, I don't really see the
President withholding his assent. This is the
people's bill. This is a bill that will create
employment for the youth and remember,
when we were discussing insecurity, I
made an allusion to the fact that, even this
young men and women can be trained as
intelligent officers like we have seen.
Security now has gone beyond matchet and
guns, we need a lot of intelligence,
technology.
"These guys can be trained and I think this
is also an avenue to reduce not only
employment, but even underemployment. I
want to believe that the President will jump
at this and definitely assent to this Bill", he
said.
The lawmaker also emphasised that the
National Assembly could exercise its
constitutional powers to override the
President should he refuses to assent to the
Bill.
He said, "if the contrary happens, there is
always a channel of communication, he will
send it back to us then we definitely know
what to do from there.
"I don't want to preempt, but if it is true the
President has withheld his assent, then we
have our statutory responsibility either to
veto or override the President veto",
Ohuabunwa added.
The lawmaker also frowned at the
continuous siege on the office of the Corps
by the Nigeria Police, saying he was
misinformed that the Police had vacated the
office, otherwise, he would have moved a
motion to that effect on the floor on
Wednesday.
He, however, said he would not hesitate to
bring the matter up to the knowledge of his
colleagues, should the Police continue to lay
siege on the office in the coming weeks.
Meanwhile, the Public Relations Officer of
Peace Corps of Nigeria, Patriot Millicent
Umoru, has said the national headquarters
of the Corps located at Jabi, Abuja, was still
under lock and keys, contrary to the rumour
that the Police had vacated the premises.
Umoru while addressing newsmen on
Wednesday, said despite the two court
orders given recently and the directive of
the House of Representatives that Police
should unseal the office, the FCT
Commissioner of Police, Sadiq Bello, pleaded
last week that the office would be open
within 7 days, but the status quo has
remained up till the 7th day.
"This promise was made last week
Thursday and till now, the office is still
under lock and key.
"We were there today and it was confirmed
that the police men are still there and the
van is still stationed there so there is no
indication that they are even ready to leave
as at the time we went there", the PRO said.
As peace loving and non violent
organization, Umoru said the Corps would
return to the National Assembly "and pass
the information to them that up till now, the
place is still sealed up."
http://dailypost.ng/2018/02/22/buhari-will-sign-peace-corps-bill-senator-ohuabunwa/

stupid people..Keep waiteing for something than can never be done..Is any of the DG Hausa man??

Nairalanddist:
Was Nnamdi Kanu right by calling Nigeria a zoo

Kanu called Nigeria a ZOO people got Angry,David Cameroun Called Nigeria Fantastically Corrupt Nation we all smiled and thanked him, Donald Trump called Nigeria a SHITHOLE COUNTRY,Nigerians are happy,Smilling and waving hands to trump!!..Lmao..... Which one is more better:A Zoo,Fantastically Corrupt,A ShitHole Nation??

This prophecy was made in 2014 by nnamdi kanu and now its happening in our very eyes, he said it and i quote “As they campaign vigorously for elections, you would think, they are coming to grow the economy, enthrone justice, breed unity and tolerance, love for one another. No, they are coming to elevate Hausa-Fulani supremacy, to reposition the security agencies by sacking all competent hands and replace them with their kinsmen to drive their ethnic domination of the Biafrans, the Fulani herdsmen will be armed and encouraged to slaughter us with impunity, and their masters will protect them. They are coming to ensure that my people are enslaved forever. Those who do not, believe me, will soon see it happen before their eyes.” Nnamdi Kanu 6th Feb. 2014.

Jokerman:
So Nnamdi KANU was right when he called this nation a Zoo..... na wa o

The N70m handed over to the Northern Senators Forum has been swallowed by monkeys in the farm of a ranking senator.
Kanu called Nigeria a ZOO people got Angry,David Cameroun Called Nigeria Fantastically Corrupt Nation we all smiled and thanked him, Donald Trump called Nigeria a SHITHOLE COUNTRY,Nigerians are happy,Smilling and waving hands to trump!!..Lmao..... Which one is more better:A Zoo,Fantastically Corrupt,A ShitHole Nation??

grbgrb4:
i dedicate this post to Nnamdi kanu, the man behind naming Nigeria a zoo. Where cow ìs the president, while the rat,snake and monkey are the corrupt officials.

Kanu called Nigeria a ZOO people got Angry,David Cameroun Called Nigeria Fantastically Corrupt Nation we all smiled and thanked him, Donald Trump called Nigeria a SHITHOLE COUNTRY,Nigerians are happy,Smilling and waving hands to trump!!..Lmao..... Which one is more better:A Zoo,Fantastically Corrupt,A ShitHole Nation??

Evablizin:
Chai,i feel for them. May God comfort you all.


RIP SIR.

worst death is dieing for Nigeria,a shithole country

[quote author=dbaloontop post=65268383][/quote]

The N70m handed over to the Northern Senators Forum has been swallowed by monkeys in the farm of a ranking senator........
After snake swallowing 36 million,its now Monkey turn..
I can tell u that
90% of Nigerians are of the believe that this SHITHOLE COUNTRY IS ACTUALLY A #ZOO.
Pmp 2019
Buhari must Rule again
#istandwithPMB

tommykiwi:
The N70m handed over to the Northern Senators Forum has been swallowed by monkeys in the farm of a ranking senator.

Shehu Sani (APC, Kaduna) told newsmen minutes after Senator Abdullahi Adamu was removed as the chairman of Northern Senators forum.

Senatr Adamu was accused of mismanaging N70 million belonging to the Northern Senators.

Shehu Sani said that it was alleged that some monkeys swallowed the money.


He said the money was swallowed by the monkeys at the senator's farm.

Ends

Source....https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/monkeys-swallow-n70m-northern-senators-forum-money.html

Kanu called Nigeria a ZOO people got Angry,David Cameroun Called Nigeria Fantastically Corrupt Nation we all smiled and thanked him, Donald Trump called Nigeria a SHITHOLE COUNTRY,Nigerians are happy,Smilling and waving hands to trump!!..Lmao..... Which one is more better:A Zoo,Fantastically Corrupt,A ShitHole Nation??

smoy:
and the list is growing, no way Christianity will grow in this era and age of tip information, bible could be study so easily and analysis with the aid of today's gadgets and knowledge making all the faulty of the bible exposed, that has been the lead of reasonable readers of bible and the followers of the churches to change their mind towards another way of reasoning, it cannot get better. for the brilliant and reasonable and truthful finders........ get Islam and get the peace you deserved.

islam is babaric

pefosa:
I think the guys because they invest alot in it ...

school fees baaaLmao.

Lol...i wan die

Olodo..blogging has paid earlier comers

Rubbish Ex is EX...life is forward ever

Say NO to long distance R/L..
Runs away..This is for white people.
Here in Nigeria,Long Distance R/L is the Fastest Way to scam a Guy...Lol

Iseoluwani:
All of u telling her to dump the guy something is legally wrong with u.

The guy wants a real wife material not indomie material.... Lazy ass motherf**ker

u are useless and not fit for the master use


So washing a man's cloth is now out of relationship.. U are really not well.. I won't be surprised u will have ego problem with him


And if that guy continue courting u all in the name of love. Then he is legally mad

..lmao

SAMBARRY:
IF YOU don't feel fulfilled in the church where you ARE BUT you're going there to please your parents,you're wasting your time

My parents aren't pastors but I left the church.my pastor noticed and asked my parents and they told him sambarry now attends xyz church,pastor requested I see him so just to honor my parents,I went to see him.he started using emotional manipulation,guilt tripping and a little bit of emotional abuse.of course I could see his anger clearly which also pissed me off the more

Like why should you say because I attended a church since I was 8,gives you the entitlement mentality to think you own me?what further put me off was he criticizing the new church I attend and explaining why his church is better of.How superstitious and ignorant my church is and all thinking that will deter ME

He then gave an analogy of if you have a child you've groomed and nurtured since she was 8 and then she's grown and says she's leaving you and don't want anything to do with you,how will you feel?
Straight up I told him,I'm the CEO of my life,my life my rules.have a nice day sir and walked away immediately

First of all if you don't like your parents church,emancipate yourself from your parents.make them realise you're old enough to make your decisions and stand by the consequences

The first day as an older teenager back then THAT I told my parents I'm not following them to church,THEY thought it was a joke.when they were all dressed and I was STILL in my pyjamas at 9AM, and I carried a straight face insisting I AM not going,THEY realized I was serious.when my dad wanted to start getting confrontational I told him,the only thing that Will move me out of this house to church is physical force and I'm ready.moreover the worst you can say is for me to leave your house which I will gladly do

Omo the next Sunday,they were like sambarry we're already going to church o,help us close the gate.

The thing with African parents is that if you don't start enforcing what you want and how you should be treated,THEY will STILL be making decisions for you that YOU should be able to make for yourself without giving a damn about how you feel.if you don't want to go,tell him,he cannot drag YOU

I'll give another example.There's this friend of mine who the dad was similar to yourself,she owns a beer parlor now.the father forced her to church and she has always been orchestrating how she will leave,she just needed that one opportunity so whilst she was delivering her lines on the pulpit (she's a lead chorister,the dad snatched the microphone from HER and was yelling at her in public in the presence of the church on why she's wearing lip gloss and still has the audacity to sing.BABE,guess what my friend did.she immediately pulled off her deeper life turban,flung it on the pulpit and walked out from the church to go lodge in a hotel till she cooled off and got an apartment for herself.the beef between her and the dad was serious to the extent that she initially didn't want to invite the dad to her wedding if not for THE intervention of the mother.if you see how chic she looks in her makeup and dress untypical of a deeper you will marvel

nice write up..My mother threw hatred at me cos i failed to attend church...I tire oooo