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Romance / Re: I Might End My Relationship Because Of My Babe's Family by Jersuiyjoe(m): 7:02pm On Apr 18
You're doing the right thing bro. But you don't need to be offended about the fact that she used her mum pic as her DP.

Your babe is standing her ground for you, you also have to do the same, but play a disguise to the parents that you have let go off their daughter. It's a plan that you guys must work together if you need success in which she also have to tell her mum that she's no longer with you.

But, I don't like the fact that her mum is looking for a rich man, she will put her daughter in big problem if she continue this.
Romance / Re: I'm Lost, She Is Pregnant. by Jersuiyjoe(m): 9:11am On Apr 18
Trevor125:
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Please is abortion a very terrible sin??
Someone daughter is pregnant, but I'm not sure if the pregnancy is mine....πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜•i have been having sleepless nights.. πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”

I don't want to be a father yet😭😭😭😭, the country is very tough nd frustrating..can 2 months pregnancy be terminated??

She's older than me, I don't wanna start this journey; I'm too young for this..
I wanted to chop nd clean mouth but it has hooked me.. Bleep up.😭😭😭😭


The girl knows what she was doing, she should have tell you since the first month that she's pregnant.
I am having the feeling that the child doesn't belong to you.

It would be bad to raise another man child.

You better get a good doc that will be able to abort the pregnancy.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What To Do About My Situation by Jersuiyjoe(m): 12:19pm On Jun 27, 2023

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What To Do About My Situation by Jersuiyjoe(m): 10:50am On Jun 27, 2023
Oyindamolah:
Drumming is your calling
Start a Instagram page
And start posting some of your πŸ₯ skills
Start a band
Stop ignoring your talent

Thanks so much.
It seems like a good idea

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What To Do About My Situation by Jersuiyjoe(m): 7:44am On Jun 26, 2023
Typing:


Technical School do not issue Diploma certificate. I also finished from a Technical School in Jos. I read Automobile mechanic too. But I am presently an Architect.

It will be easier to gain appointment into Navy, Airforce, Army or Police through their Band section. They always have shortage of instrumentalist in their Band section. Thats why they some times retain their band officers who retired.

The easiest ways to gain recruited into any Nigerian force is either via Sports or Band.

Hope my age will not restrict me from joining as a bands man. Because I am 25 going to 26 this year August?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What To Do About My Situation by Jersuiyjoe(m): 7:40am On Jun 26, 2023
Typing:


Technical School do not issue Diploma certificate. I also finished from a Technical School in Jos. I read Automobile mechanic too. But I am presently an Architect.

It will be easier to gain appointment into Navy, Airforce, Army or Police through their Band section. They always have shortage of instrumentalist in their Band section. Thats why they some times retain their band officers who retired.

The easiest ways to gain recruited into any Nigerian force is either via Sports or Band.

Wow thanks for this, I thought they do give diploma.
I think I might go as a bands man in the Nigeria Navy.
Jobs/Vacancies / What To Do About My Situation by Jersuiyjoe(m): 5:00pm On Jun 25, 2023
hello guys.
Please don't mind my typing for now. I can't make use of my computer because there is no power right now.


Its been quite a long time since I login on this forum, and that's because I have been really busy, Mostly with Learning web design and building web APIs.
It has been a long time since I have been working on myself.


OK i think I will just explain who I am and what I currently do for a living.
I am a very good drummer, and I have played in different varieties of churches, concerts and places.
I definitely used my skill to make cool cash and trained myself in school up till this level.


I attended the government technical college(GTC ado soba) at soba, in Lagos state. And I studied automoblie mech for three years graduating with my NABTEB result, trade test and my testimonial too.
But there is something I think I must be Missing to collect which I think it is suppose to be a diploma.
I asked colleague who actually attended the school before me. And he said they actually do give diploma after three years of your graduation. So I will definitely be heading there before the end of the month to verify.


Now on the process of that I need to actually find what will be the next step in my life, because I am thinking about applying for the Nigeria Navy recruitment, but I have limitations now due to my age and what i posses which doesn't seems to balance my situations.
I want to apply for the Nigeria Navy as ICT personnel but I don't really have the qualifications, but I have the experiences as a web developer and a I am good on Microsoft publishing. And I have certificates both on webdev and Ms publishing.


I am dying to be on that field not because of the rank but it gives me joy to work in a place that is similar to what I do.
I would have also like to join as bands man In the Nigeria Navy, but I don't want to leave what I have work so hard for( it is easy to forget what you've learned in any programming language if practice is not put in place) because it took me quite a lot of my time to grasp what I learned, making me to sacrifice a lot of my time on most occasion most especially as a Intrumentalist, which was like my work.


I am really finding it difficult to choose what I want.
But I will like to know if there is any possibility to be a ICT personnel In Nigeria Navy with my webdev cert and Microsoft publishing certificate and using my technical college certificates too to make it possible.
Mind you that I can also be in the automobile mech department in Nigeria Navy. But I have my reasons plus the one I have stated above on why I would like to be in the ICT department.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of An Open Market In The United States by Jersuiyjoe(m): 3:03pm On Mar 27, 2022
It looks like flee market to me
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Jersuiyjoe(m): 11:11pm On Mar 05, 2022
Adewale1603:
download the driver from Lenovo support website, let it scan or identify the correct driver for it, not from third-party sites. and are you sure if your graphics card really support open GL 3.3 and high up, your graphics level might be open GL 2.2 IF doesn't, you cant run that specific software or program

Ok ... Thanks for this tip
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Jersuiyjoe(m): 10:32pm On Mar 04, 2022
udemzyudex:


Update from Lenovo

Please, what do you mean?
Please explain it to me?
Computers / My Vga Graphic Card Issues by Jersuiyjoe(m): 4:57pm On Mar 04, 2022
Hello nairalander computer wizards.
I'm recently having a problem with my Lenovo laptop, Corei3. Windows 7.
I updated the VGA graphics driver of recently
Which I saw the effect.
Just today I installed blender and tried to run the software but it won't work instead it shows a message that said;
A GRAPHIC CARD AND DRIVER WITH SUPPORT FOR Open GL 3.3 OR HIGHER IS REQUIRED.
INSTALLING THE LATEST DRIVER FOR YOUR GRAPHICS CARD MAY RESOLVE THE ISSUE.
THE PROGRAM WILL NOW CLOSE.

Yes I know installing the lastest driver for my graphic card may solve the issue.
I updated the driver software online on driverindentifier. com with my IDs Number of the VGA graphic card but it's still not working.
I even tried to download another graphic driver software, but it keeps showing me the same message as before.

Please guys I really need your help here as I will be using my laptop to start some work on Monday.
Please help.
Thanks
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Jersuiyjoe(m): 4:51pm On Mar 04, 2022
Hello nairalander computer wizards.
I'm recently having a problem with my Lenovo laptop, Corei3. Windows 7.
I updated the VGA graphics driver of recently
Which I saw the effect.
Just today I installed blender and tried to run the software but it won't work instead it shows a message that said;
A GRAPHIC CARD AND DRIVER WITH SUPPORT FOR Open GL 3.3 OR HIGHER IS REQUIRED.
INSTALLING THE LATEST DRIVER FOR YOUR GRAPHICS CARD MAY RESOLVE THE ISSUE.
THE PROGRAM WILL NOW CLOSE.

Yes I know installing the lastest driver for my graphic card may solve the issue.
I updated the driver software online on driverindentifier. com with my IDs Number of the VGA graphic card but it's still not working.
I even tried to download another graphic driver software, but it keeps showing me the same message as before.

Please guys I really need your help here as I will be using my laptop to start some work on Monday.
Please help.
Thanks
Family / Re: Men That Their Wives Are The Breadwinners; How Do You Cope? by Jersuiyjoe(m): 10:45pm On Sep 25, 2021
Your wife is really a selfish person.
You will hardly find such women who complain because she only fill the gas cylinder.,to me it looks like she don't respect you because that's a insult.

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Politics / Re: Buhari: "I Am In London Taking A Short Rest" by Jersuiyjoe(m): 5:43pm On Apr 08, 2021
Oluwasaeon:
Your papa
LMAO. i knew it was going to be the first hit. But the president is doing something wrong against nigerian, that's too bad

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Romance / Re: I’m Taking A Break by Jersuiyjoe(m): 10:21am On Mar 29, 2021
And Jesus said to them; if you haven't committed all these offense that you blamed her for, be the first to cast the stone on her.
Celebrities / Re: OAP Kelz Uses Drone To Track Down A Laptop Thief (Video) by Jersuiyjoe(m): 7:00pm On Mar 17, 2021
GOFRONT:
.......And the Nigerian Army cant even use same drone to clamp down on Bokoharam.

Boko be getting 3 points and 3 goals home and away on our soldiers...

Thumbz up to Kelz and shame on to Buhari, Buratai, whatever d name of d present COAS, shame onto him, shame onto Babangida et al
hahahahaha lol
Romance / Re: Should I Let Him Go Or Should I Stay And Try? by Jersuiyjoe(m): 1:31pm On Dec 18, 2020
Danyyyyyyyyyyy:

Thank you I think I'll do that
good
Romance / Re: Should I Let Him Go Or Should I Stay And Try? by Jersuiyjoe(m): 4:24am On Dec 18, 2020
Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
So we've been together for some months , almost a year now and well my current financial state is making me have doubts about our relationship, he's also not stable according to him but a lot of times I doubt that even if he was he probably won't tell me , or he'll leave me to do it all, I don't demand anything from him he's not my dad, I loved him so I always try to act like a grown woman even when I need help, but after losing sooooo much money in a scam I'm so broke that I barely have money to eat , he knows this but he didn't do anything to help , that's how I've been living like I'm single , I do every thing for myself but it's not been easy, do you think its okay to let him go and focus on me? Because I really don't understand his role in my life anymore, or should I try to wait while working and see if he's different in the future

well the best thing now is to confront him and talk to him about it before deciding what he might not be.

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Romance / Re: Should I Continue With Him by Jersuiyjoe(m): 4:18am On Dec 18, 2020
MarvelouzB:
I have been dating this guy for 2 years now and oh yes I really like him, we met during my NYSC through my cousin who is a friend of his, he do come visit me during my service year, he has a good job in Lagos and he is doing well on his own. Recently, he proposed to me and I accepted, we are making arrangements for him to come see my parents. But I noticed recently that he has a bit of temper which doesn't last and he insults me a lot at ease, I told him I don't like it, he apologised but he does it even when we are having a normal conversation, recently he insulted my parents on one of our conversations and I was devastated, I hold my parents in high esteem and I can't imagine myself with a guy who has no respect for me or my parents. He chatted me up but I am yet to reply, and I know he will apologise, should I accept his apology and continue with the wedding plans, I am scared for what the future holds if I finally get married to him. I need some opinions please

wow, that ain't good.
If he can't respect your parent then he can't respect you. Our parent is our value and if anyone respect our parent it show great importance to the family and honour. I don't think they should be any excuses for anyone to insult someone's parent who you are about to get into a relationship with.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Driving Job To Increase My Driving Experience In Satellite Town by Jersuiyjoe(m): 3:55pm On Jun 11, 2020
wisestman:


Register with Indriver, they don't need to see you. U can upload ur details on the app after u have downloaded it
hmmm, I see.
I'll try it.
Jobs/Vacancies / I Need A Driving Job To Increase My Driving Experience In Satellite Town by Jersuiyjoe(m): 3:39pm On Jun 11, 2020
I need a driving job to increase my driving experience in lagos ,satellite town.
Although I have been on the wheels for 2 months after I got my driver's license, and i'm starting to have the feeling that before you can get a driving job you may need some connections and the likes.
yeah, I don't know why I find so much passion in transportation and the rest that has to do with air ways and on the road too.
I'm a Automobile engineer and I studied in a technical college, so I have full understanding of all vehicle and all those stuffs .
I really need you guys help. i am not doing this because I don't have a work, but I want to do something i have passion for, something that satisfy my heart and something that have a perfect match with career.
It's not necessary if this can reach the front page, I just need that one person that can give me that opportunity and connection that I need.
Thanks everyone, I really appreciate.
Gaming / Re: Infinix Note 7 Gaming Review - PES 2020, Call Of Duty Mobile & Asphalt 9(photos) by Jersuiyjoe(m): 1:56pm On May 27, 2020
KrazyDave16:


If you know nothing it's better you don't show you know nothing. Which deal did they make for low graphics and performance settings ehn?

Some know about the fortnite deal (and IT is no way related to what he asked), betcha you don't know same fortnite is now on play store for most devices, iPad pro and OnePlus 8/8 pro can run it at 120 and 90 fpss respectively.

An example of a deal is PUBG+OnePlus, where OnePlus users gets free skins exclusive to those that use the OnePlus.
guy your head is there. nice.

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Crime / Re: Man, 34, Defiles Neighbour’s One-year-old Child In Lagos by Jersuiyjoe(m): 11:31am On Apr 11, 2020
There's so much sins in Nigeria.
And He should be ashamed of himself
This are the kind of people that can destroy women's life from small age and at
The end of the day they will become prostitutes walking around the streets
Health / Re: Spanish Hospital Where Coughing Coronavirus Patients Lay On Floor Of Corridor by Jersuiyjoe(m): 3:13pm On Mar 23, 2020
I won't blame those some country that much.
I will blame the Airways company. anyway they want to make their money undecidedI
Nigeria govt failed to do what they suppose to have do since.
I wish president Buhari called him self the president that he was ; any plane that come land in any of our airport should be hi jacked, and they will pay a very good fine for it.
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Behave Like This Before Sex? by Jersuiyjoe(m): 1:00pm On Feb 28, 2020
Mymynd4u:
It is so common if u r the type of guy that get ladies laid often.
Firstly, u want to kiss her, she will be dodging her mouth but if u later succeed in kissing her, then she will be the one to kiss the kiss hell out of u

Secondly, you take ur hand to her breast, she first take it away but if u succeed opening one of their bra, and u start sucking it, she will tell u to suck the other one too
Thirdly, u take ur hand to her pant, she hit ur hand n say no. Then the romance get so intense and she will be like take ur finger down na.


The strangest is when u wanna open her pant and slide in ur poron grin. She wil strict this time and say NO. Babe pls na, she will say No. She will now say don't dump me after I give u my sef ooo. Guy will say baby I love u so much, I can't .. Later on, if u succeed, she will be like faster, harder, fuckkk me well, choke me.




Why the pretence, ladies?

Why do we love to pretend?


Ahnie prettysassy LadySarah ishlove naijaolosho oilpussy biGDhAp Chocolatte01

That's because they know you have been laid with a lot of ladies.
So before you kiss them, they will be thinking in their head which you may not
Know
Romance / Re: What Will You Say When A Lady Tells You 'thank You' After Sex? by Jersuiyjoe(m): 12:33pm On Feb 28, 2020
I might blush a bit then I'll tell her ;
"You don't have say that, I should be the one complementing you"
Health / Re: Coronavirus In Lagos Nigeria: The Italian Patient's Contacts To Be Identified by Jersuiyjoe(m): 12:14pm On Feb 28, 2020
Maybe this corona virus will make Nairaland to shut down their
Service forever.
And there will be no Nairaland again. Hahahahahaha hhhaaaaaa
How bad. Hahahaha.
Romance / Re: Please Help, I'm Getting More Interested In Fcking Other People's GF by Jersuiyjoe(m): 12:39am On Feb 25, 2020
You're wealthy, and it attract ladies to your den.
The ladies are all after your wealth.
Or Secondly, ladies know you will soon settle down


So they all want to be with you because they think you may marry them because of your age.
Funny enough, they all have boyfriends, so i'm sure those boyfriends aren't ready to settle down just the way you think.

That's my point.

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Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife Is Setting Me Up With Her Friend by Jersuiyjoe(m): 1:53pm On Feb 14, 2020
iLegendd:
You're complaining too much. I guess you're a pastor. Also, you act like a weak man because of the statement, "But I don’t want any issue with her so I accepted it."

I have told men countless time to learn 3 skills, else their marriages or relationship will NEVER last and those skills are

1. How to handle women skill
2. How to make money skill
3. How to manage money skill

You probably have skill 2 and 3, but lack skill 1. They are playing a game and I know the game. Go learn about women and psychology.

When your wife's best friend gets married, your wife will 100% sleep with her friend's husband whether you like it or not. The swinging has already started. They may not even be bisexual or lesbians, but swingers. Though, they not exhibited the "bi" attributes.
ohhh.
how nice.

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Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife Is Setting Me Up With Her Friend by Jersuiyjoe(m): 1:50pm On Feb 14, 2020
Ladylite:
Ha missimelda01 come and epp us on this if you are not too busy with your boo

You have entered valentine trap. Soon you will be having threesomes.

If you want it to stop. Bring a man to your house and call him your bestie... So the both of them can hook up and leave you alone. Then you and your wife can gracefully send them out by helping them gather some fund and get them their own accommodation FAR FAR away from your place.


Your wife really wants a threesomeeee without saying it verbally so she won't look like a sluttttyyy chic that she actually is. Ensure you get a male counterpart o.

FYI your wife is secretly cheating on you....

Get a bug on phone and hidden CCTV in the house. You will discover lesbiaan activities.

I wish you knew this before the marriage. Many lesbiaansss allow themselves marry and hang out to commit their heinous lewd acts under such guise because as long as it's same sex their husbands can't suspect a thing.


I hope when the both women get pregnant for you, you can shoulder it.


This matter will END once you inform family. But I know since you are enjoying it, you won't do it.
Well done.
just almost what I wanted to say.
(thumbs up)

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