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Phones / Re: Stoped by jeyselassie(m): 7:35am On Apr 19, 2020
Jaeis:
It's working. I don't know about 11gb but 9gb for 1500 works
is it night plan or any special plan?
Religion / Re: Paul And Becky Enenche Celebrate 26th Wedding Anniversary by jeyselassie(m): 10:11am On Apr 16, 2020
ignis:
If Doctor marry Doctor, wetin dem go born?
corona patient
Crime / Re: Married Man Beats Side Chick Mercilessly For Coming To His House During Lockdown by jeyselassie(m): 7:20am On Apr 16, 2020
Tsolutionifede:
Don't even know what to say, I am hungry and angry. Want to sell my iPhone 11, at cheaper rate
how much ?
Celebrities / Re: Davido sings Asa’s “Bibanke” while she signs his “blow my mind” Davido voice by jeyselassie(m): 9:29am On Apr 14, 2020
RYANAYO:
Davido sings Asa’s “Bibanke” while she signs his “blow my mind” on instagram live, who won this one?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxjpedvAGXI
even the guitarist for dqvido dey wonder which pitch him dey. He no even understand how to take follow am.
Celebrities / Re: Tory Lanez Shoutd At Actor Ik Ogbonna For Posting Nigerian Flag On His IG Live by jeyselassie(m): 9:24am On Apr 14, 2020
Felixhenry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaJZnbifPH4
this Tory lanez level ehn na gbosa
Health / Re: Lagos Discharges Seven More Coronavirus Patients by jeyselassie(m): 5:50pm On Apr 10, 2020
madridguy:
Audio coronavirus

Audio patients

We are discharging patients everyday yet we still need to import doctors from China, for what again if i may ask?

Call me anything you, nothing like Coronavirus in Nigeria. Government are just using the audio virus to loot our treasury.

Stay at home, stay at home, don't go out so you won't contact corona yet hunger are killing people at home.

Heartless and selfish government.
a friend of mine just recovered from it.best believe
Romance / Re: be good to everybody by jeyselassie(m): 5:53pm On Apr 08, 2020
Queenlovely:
It has given me many sleepless nights, wondering about the implications for me and my kids. Why would my dad will everything to my husband.
My dad death was a heavy blow to me but his will was a shocker. He left so many estate and property in my husband's name.

Large ranches in Texas about the size of ebony I state, real estate in the Bahamas, Dubai, China, cashew plantations in kogi state, schools in fort Lauderdale Florida the list is endless

I love my husband but he is human after all, he was the son my dad never had, he swore to protect me. He was my dad student back at Princeton, and like his adopted son

What should I do? should I contest it in court or just go along with it?
seems you and your husband are not in good terms
Religion / Re: ... by jeyselassie(m): 3:03pm On Apr 08, 2020
dawnomike:
I don't seem to get ypur point still...
bro 3 billion is plenty o

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Romance / Re: My Strange Observations After Quitting Masturbation by jeyselassie(m): 11:56am On Apr 07, 2020
Plead:
I wanted to dismiss your story as another tales by moonlight but then I know someone like this,nigga didn’t have a girlfriend till he graduated from school...

Work on your self esteem, okay pal.
I faced the same so it's true

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Romance / Re: My Strange Observations After Quitting Masturbation by jeyselassie(m): 11:46am On Apr 07, 2020
Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.
Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.
I've been in your shoe before and I understand what you're going through. I actually used to go to carry a hooker once a month just to tame it down and make sure I hit it till I'm satisfied. It may not be your thing but bro be careful not to jump to any girl based on desperation and sex only for you to discover you don't really love her and she is already disturbing you for marriage.

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Health / Re: Trying To Get Tested For Coronavirus By NCDC In Abuja: An Experience by jeyselassie(m): 11:41am On Mar 30, 2020
iPOOPinURmouth:
bro i like to be practical. i driven around lately and from what i saw in the street, if this virus is real and in nigeria, i can assure u that half of the people in mainland are carriers. but for us not to be seeing symptoms, it means the virus is not really attacking our immune system for what ever reason.
if by end of this 14 days lock down , we do not hear cases of deaths or serious sicknesses, then it means nigerians are immuned to this virus.
just saying what if the 14 days started a little later than was calculated and I also may have been calculating this possibility and I concur with you that a large qty of people may have contacted the disease because tons of people are not obeying this no movement order.
Health / Re: Trying To Get Tested For Coronavirus By NCDC In Abuja: An Experience by jeyselassie(m): 8:24am On Mar 30, 2020
iPOOPinURmouth:
just forget all these testing and shit. the corona stuff is not that serious in africa or let me say nigeria. i can assure you that if they go testing everyone from street to street, we will have atleast 5 positive cases in each street. i do not know of places like island. but for mainland e don spread finish. the fact that we are not seeing breakouts means the virus is not that active on nigerians
bro you are very mistaken check statistics for most cases in Lagos. Its mainly eti-osa on the island and Ikeja.
Health / Re: Trying To Get Tested For Coronavirus By NCDC In Abuja: An Experience by jeyselassie(m): 8:19am On Mar 30, 2020
You can't blame them its transferred aggression from an ineffective system that frustrates and gives them nasty renumeration. Can you compare them to private hospital doctors?
toffyz:
Nigeria health workers are one of the most harsh, hot-tempered, negligible,unethical, unprofessional set of people you can ever come across in the whole world.

What will it take them to explain to them the reason behind this...or perhaps calm them down by counseling them.
Health / Re: Trying To Get Tested For Coronavirus By NCDC In Abuja: An Experience by jeyselassie(m): 8:16am On Mar 30, 2020
There is no way you can confirm if he hasn't been exposed this is a pandemic.
JamParkMe:
That person seeking a test right now is an unserious fellow. They are only testing those with symptoms such as fever, cough and body aches who may have been exposed to an infected person. There are very limited number of testing kits to go around, so yes of course screening is selective. Even in America and Europe, they are only testing people with symptoms, so why did your friend think he can just get tested like that?
Health / Re: Trying To Get Tested For Coronavirus By NCDC In Abuja: An Experience by jeyselassie(m): 8:13am On Mar 30, 2020
Pls do you have the full name of the fact team lead personnel you encountered?
SinisterX:
Coronavirus: A Facebook User’s Experience Of Getting Tested In Abuja

ATTENTION: PRESIDENCY & FED. MINISTRY OF HEALTH

To tell you the truth, NCDC can't do anything for you because they are not ready.
All this PR they are doing they are assuming people will not try that's why.
On Wednesday (25/03/2020) I and a colleague of mine decided we want to be sure of our status before going into #selfisolation.

So we went through the following steps

1. We called the toll free line and after all the normal recorded stories, when we chose to speak to an agent they end the call.

2. We went to University of Abuja Teaching Hospital, Gwagwalada, they told us they don't do testing there, that the hospital is only an isolation center. They refer us back to NCDC office in town, told us that's where testing lab is.

3. We drove to NCDC office at Jabi. There are two NCDC offices there in close proximity. The first office told us they don't do testing but they directed us to the second office saying that's where testing is handled.

4. The second office too absolved themselves of that responsibility and directed us to NCDC National Reference Laboratory, Gaduwa.

5. We visited the NCDC NRL. On getting there, the security at the gate informed us that a lot of people were there too earlier in the day and were turned away. That they don't do testing for individuals unless your state took your sample and submit to them.

6.They refer us to a circular posted at the gate and told us to contact the FCT Epidemiology team lead on COVID-19.

7. When I called him I introduced myself by name and then asked him if he's the FCT team lead on this issue. He answered yes. I then asked him how do I go about getting tested. He asked who are you? Who gave you my number? I told him I'm an Abuja resident and his number is on a circular at the NCDC office. He told us he doesn't know. He said we should go to NCDC. I told him but they referred us to you. He was silent. I then asked him to advise us. He told us to go to "National Health Disease Control" which doesn't exist.

I will send a copy of the circular to this forum.

Obviously they are doing selective testing which is dangerous.

It means a lot of people might have been infected already but for lack of testing they are moving about infecting others.

While the information from the official channels are saying people are not coming forth, the truth is that people are going but are been turned away.

And I know because I was turned away first hand.

It also tells you that either the NCDC are lying to us or they are not coordinated at all. How will you explain three branches of the office each denying responsibility and pointing us to the next instead of just explaining to us the laid down procedures by the NCDC

https://m.facebook.com/673827759324224/posts/3897292313644403/
Romance / Re: My Sad Experience With A Lady I Invited For The Night. (photo) by jeyselassie(m): 9:34am On Mar 28, 2020
You're a chronic liar

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Health / Re: German Test-kit For Coronavirus: 95% Accurate, Takes 2.5 Hours by jeyselassie(m): 11:54am On Mar 27, 2020
I mean its Bosch naa. Not samsung
Technology Market / Re: Original 32gb Eagle Memory Card For Sales 2.5k by jeyselassie(m): 11:41am On Mar 26, 2020
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I am selling because I just got 128gb
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Nairaland / General / Re: The Puff Adder I Encountered At UNIBEN Botanical Garden This Morning (Photos) by jeyselassie(m): 11:15am On Mar 26, 2020
Imperare:

Scam
I learnt it from you smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: The Puff Adder I Encountered At UNIBEN Botanical Garden This Morning (Photos) by jeyselassie(m): 10:43am On Mar 26, 2020
Imperare:
But why did you kill the snake?
because it has a Jezebel spirit.

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Education / Re: A Federal University Where Over 99% Of The Admitted Students Are From 1 Tribe. by jeyselassie(m): 10:28am On Mar 26, 2020
saintkash:
well said my friend but am sorry to let u know that the hausas are not guilty on this.... A northern federal university admits all tribes but more of the northerners based on quota system. ... but menh this igbos own na die ooo
I think its actually worse in the north. First other tribes are victimized while in university and also its hard for other tribes to get 1st class as they keep getting marked down. But any northerner who earns first class, they give it to him.
Celebrities / Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by jeyselassie(m): 9:40am On Mar 26, 2020
Allsingles:
Keep vibrating yourself.
Tomorrow you will start looking for a loving and caring man for Marriage and when you find him, you start complaining he can't satisfy you sexually.
Continue.
toke is divorced

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Celebrities / Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by jeyselassie(m): 9:39am On Mar 26, 2020
Allsingles:
Keep vibrating yourself.
Tomorrow you will start looking for a loving and caring man for Marriage and when you find him, you start complaining he can't satisfy you sexually.
Continue.
tone is divorced
Health / Re: Nigeria Cases Jump To 51 As NCDC Confirms Five New Cases by jeyselassie(m): 2:26am On Mar 26, 2020
They are not being honest if they are selecting whose calls they pick, and which cases they attend to. I wonder how they intend to be on top of this situation.
Phones / Re: I'm Obsessed With Iphone 8 Plus...but I Have Just N100k For It by jeyselassie(m): 2:03am On Mar 26, 2020
How come some people don't think. Its either you help him get what he wants or keep quiet. Which one is all this motivational speech here?

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Romance / Re: 90% Guys Have Bleep A Guy At Secondary School by jeyselassie(m): 7:45pm On Mar 23, 2020
Look its relative. The all boys school I came from we really individually frown at that shit. We would rather jump the fence and go and sleep with prostitutes as we used to beat gays if we hear about that shit. We thoroughly frown at it. I'm even surprised some guys are attesting that shit. They must have gone to a shitty school
Education / Re: Hilarious!!! Look At What A Secondary School Girl Uses Ring Boiler For by jeyselassie(m): 3:13am On Mar 23, 2020
daddytime:
Scary stuff.

Na person go marry these Delilahs put for house so oh.

May God have mercy on us all.
daddytime you're talking. You know if any babe do abortion for you?
Business / Re: How First Bank Did not pay us for designing 125th Year Logo(read FBN's reply) by jeyselassie(m): 4:51am On Mar 21, 2020
I've carefully examined this topic and I'm really shocked. Not even one response from first bank. I need to move my employees account to gtb after all if I truly look back I haven't gotten any additional financial service after 10yrs of banking with them. They have never even approached me for a loan and I don't owe them anything. The country is hard enough on start-ups trying to survive and financial institutions shouldn't make it harder.

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Fela Kuti Lying On Top Of Burna Boy's Mother. Photo. by jeyselassie(m): 3:28am On Mar 20, 2020
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Fela Kuti Lying On Top Of Burna Boy's Mother. Photo. by jeyselassie(m): 3:25am On Mar 20, 2020
Mazigabriel:
The photo shows that Burna boy's Mother was formerly a dancer for Fela kuti.
its a bloody lie. Burma boys mum was never a dancer for fela stop fabricating stories

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Culture / Re: Ukwani Girl From Ndokwa West by jeyselassie(m): 1:27pm On Mar 14, 2020
Markosterk456:
Good day Nairalanders ,please I need to know about this.
I created this New Account to talk about this.
I’m from Delta state, I grew up in the north most of my life , so I don’t know much about Delta, am not happy about that right now.
I want to propose to a Nigerian girl from Delta state she’s from Ukwani Ndokwa West .
Please do anyone knows about this part of Delta state, how they behave, all information is welcome.please no insults
Thanks
are you dating the girl or her tribe or kinsmen? Sorry. Just saw no insults pardon me but really this is 21st century you cant really judge girls by their tribe for instance a delta girl born and bred in london may not necessarily adopt deltan characteristics 100 percent as she may be more enlightened and vast based on experience so you may miss out on a lot of good things she has to offer by limiting the tribe.

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