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Phones / Re: Banks Reducing Their International Spending Limit To $100 Is Just Ridiculous by jibrilELsudan: 9:25am On Sep 14, 2021
Deicide:
Till Tuesday before I get the card




E WORK?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Jackie B Reunites With Son, Mum Amid Tears (Video) by jibrilELsudan: 11:30pm On Sep 13, 2021
I WILL LIKE TO FVCK HER MUM

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Romance / Re: Should I Continue With This Relationship by jibrilELsudan: 11:01am On Sep 12, 2021
YOU ARE VERY STUPID.


DID YOU PAY MONEY ON HER HEAD AND MADE HER YOUR WIFE THAT YOU DEMAND HER TO BE LOYAL TO YOU AND ONLY FVCK YOU?



VERILY VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU, INDEED YOU A CONFAM ODE.

AKWUZU SARS FALL INSIDE YOUR ANUS.
Phones / Re: Banks Reducing Their International Spending Limit To $100 Is Just Ridiculous by jibrilELsudan: 10:48am On Sep 12, 2021
Deicide:
No worries I don open the account. grin e just remaining to collect card



SO DID IT WORK?
Career / Re: Should I Take This Deal...? I Need Advice Please by jibrilELsudan: 9:56am On Sep 12, 2021
ABEG SEND ME THE CONTACT OF THE AGENCY.
Romance / Re: Man Shares His Experience With A Hotel Receptionist (photo) by jibrilELsudan: 10:22am On Sep 11, 2021
YOU ARE MOST STUPID
Celebrities / Re: Chimamanda Meets Merkel, Talks About Her Late Mother by jibrilELsudan: 8:40am On Sep 11, 2021
IF SHE LIKES LET HER MEET GERMAN SHEPARD.
Health / Re: My Right Eyelid Is Moving Uncontrollably by jibrilELsudan: 8:20am On Sep 11, 2021
IT'S THE SIDE EFFECTS OF NOT MINDING YOUR BUSINESS.

STOP PUTTING YOUR EYE IN THINGS THAT DOES NOT CONCERN YOU.
Food / Re: Nigerians And Jollof - Representing Nairaland With My Nigerian Jollof In Canada by jibrilELsudan: 12:28pm On Sep 10, 2021
DEM NO EVEN FINE SEF

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Romance / Re: Man Collapses And Dies After Seeing Sex Tape Of His Wife With Another Man by jibrilELsudan: 3:30pm On Sep 09, 2021
I WONDER WHAT HE WILL TELL JESUS WHEN HE'S ASKED WHAT BROUGHT HIM TO THE GATES OF HEAVEN AND HELL.

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Politics / Re: MACBAN: Cows Will Cost ₦2 Million Each If Lagos Anti-Open Passes Grazing Law by jibrilELsudan: 10:03am On Sep 09, 2021
WHO CARES? ANTELOPE DON FINISH FOR BUSH?
Car Talk / Re: My Car Is Killing Me. Please Help Me Before It Finishes Me. by jibrilELsudan: 6:55pm On Sep 08, 2021
THE CYLINDER HEAD IS CRACKED THATS WHY IT KEEPS OVER HEATING AND BURNING THE GASKET.


THAT'S THE REASON THE CAR HAS A HARD START CAUSE THE COMPRESSION IS LOW. DO A PRESSURE TEST AND WATER LEAK TEST.

THE PERSON WHO SOLD THE CAR TO YOU KNEW THIS THATS THE REASON THE CAR WAS SOLD.

BUY THE CYLINDER HEAD (TOP ENGINE \ HALF ENGINE) AND IT WILL BE FINE.
Business / Re: COVID-19 Loans: CBN Receives Eight Million Applications, Disburses ₦400 Billion by jibrilELsudan: 4:55am On Sep 07, 2021
CORONA FALL INSIDE THEIR ANUS

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Programming / Re: Got Another Remote Job Offer In The UK by jibrilELsudan: 4:08am On Sep 07, 2021
YOU ARE VERY STUPID.

DO YOU HAVE A CLAUSE IN YOUR CONTRACT WITH YOUR CURRENT COMPANY THAT MANDATES THAT YOU HAVE TO BE IN EMPLOYMENT WITH THEM FOR A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME BEFORE LEAVING THE JOB?

IF NOT THEN FINALIZE WITH THIS PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER AND HAVE A BINDING CONTRACT WITH THEM IN WRITING AND SIGNED THEN GIVE A 3 WEEKS RESIGNATION NOTICE TO YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER.


KEEP ON HAVING EMMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT WITH YOUR COLLEAGUES AND YOU WILL NOT PROGRESS IN YOUR JOB.

EVEN THIS CEO WILL DROP THAT HIS JOB LIKE IT HAS CORONA IF RIGHT NOW ELON MUSK SHOULD OFFER HIM A LEADING ROLE IN HIS COMPANY.
Phones / Re: . by jibrilELsudan: 12:43am On Sep 07, 2021
VeecThorr:
Still available


4k cash
Politics / Re: GreenDiamond: Write Your Nigerian Story And Win Up To N1m by jibrilELsudan: 12:28am On Sep 07, 2021
IF I WRITE MY OWN NIGERIA STORY, GREENDIAMOND ABI NA BLOODDIAMOND WILL BURN AND NIGERIA WILL NEVER BE THESAME AGAIN.
Family / Re: ‘My Boyfriend Pays The Rent For Our House But He Doesn’t Know I’m The Landlord’ by jibrilELsudan: 12:19am On Sep 07, 2021
TO FVCK THIS GIRL JUST DEY HUNGRY ME.
Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael & Chizzy Alichi Fight Over "A Woman Being King Of Boys" by jibrilELsudan: 12:42pm On Sep 06, 2021
I WILL LIKE TO FVCK HER
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Flaunts His Body Physique In Manchester Sun (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 12:40pm On Sep 06, 2021
I WILL LIKE TO FVCK HIS WIFE
Phones / Re: Phone For Sale by jibrilELsudan: 11:28pm On Sep 05, 2021
5k cash plus I will allow you to fvck me 5 times.

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Phones / Re: Do You Remember Your First Smartphone ? by jibrilELsudan: 11:19pm On Sep 05, 2021
YES I REMEMBER....MY THEN GIRLFRIEND USED TO HIDE IT IN HER KUKUNASE.
Politics / Re: Uzodinma: President Buhari To Visit Imo Thursday by jibrilELsudan: 11:13pm On Sep 05, 2021
IF HE LIKES LET HIM VISIT HIS WIFE'S KUKUNASE.
Career / Re: What are The Best Handwork To Learn In Nigeria? by jibrilELsudan: 3:28pm On Sep 05, 2021
KIDNAPPING. OR FAKE EFCC OFFICIAL.
Culture / Re: Ayiri Emami Offers Coke, Fanta, Sardines And Bread To River Goddess -photo by jibrilELsudan: 3:19pm On Sep 05, 2021
BUHARI DON SPOIL EVERYWHERE SOTEY HUNGER WEY DEY THE LAND DON ENTER UNDER SEA KINGDOM SOTEY EVEN QUEEN OF THE COAST DEY FIND GIVAWAY.

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Culture / Re: Ayiri Emami Offers Coke, Fanta, Sardines And Bread To River Goddess -photo by jibrilELsudan: 3:11pm On Sep 05, 2021
HE IS VERY STUPID.


WHY DIDN'T HE ADD MESHAI TEA JOIN.

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Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri Accuses Tonto Dikeh Of Cheating On Him by jibrilELsudan: 2:52pm On Sep 05, 2021
THIS BOY IS JUST DISGRACING ISOKO MEN.
Religion / Re: Why Does God Allow Wicked People To Prosper And Live Long? by jibrilELsudan: 2:45pm On Sep 05, 2021
SAME REASON HE ALLOWS PASTORS TO STAY ANNOITED DESPITE THEM FVCKING ALL THE FEMALE MEMBERS INCLUDING MARRIED WOMEN AND UNDER AGED GIRLS IN HIS CHURCH.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: My Dashboard Has Been Showing This. Please Help Me. by jibrilELsudan: 2:31pm On Sep 05, 2021
samuelson06:


If you can't wait or move on if you've not been deployed then kill yourself. Stop behaving like a child. nPower isn't going to solve your problems. Go a learn a skill.



VERILY VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU......INDEED YOU ARE VERY STUPID.



AKWUZU SARS FALL INSIDE YOUR ANUS.
Properties / Re: Landlord Or Landlady, Which Of These Do You Prefer To Rent Their Houses?? by jibrilELsudan: 4:10pm On May 04, 2021
I prefer landlady. Anytime I can't pay rent, she always fvcks me for it.

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