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Properties / Re: My Friend Found This On His Land, Do You Know The Worth? by jokerr(m): 6:48pm On Dec 04, 2023
WealthyNigerian:
He found this and was advised to post it on Facebook so that those that knows much about treasure stones and minerals would help him identify it. But unfortunately, non of the comments has ascertained what exact treasure or stone this is.

I know that there are many greatly knowledgeable People on Nairaland that would be able to tell us what this is and it's value. I'm sending this Thread's Link to him immediately now so that he would follow the discussion to know it's value for certain. And so that he would take the necessary security steps in guarding that his Landed Property for the massive natural Wealth which this may indicate is abundantly there.

I'm sure that we shall be able to get our assured confirmation here. So, great Nairalanders, what do you think this is and its value?
try to break it with a hammer ,if it cracks even a little bit, it's not diamond

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: True Tale.. Please save me by jokerr(m): 10:45pm On Dec 01, 2023
LyfeJennings:


U a pousie nigga
See as U dey do like 15year old boy
Begging everyone like U did something wrong
Grab some balls and grown up man
yo chief ,I'm interested in that ikoyi babe you posted on the bbw thread
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 11 Pro For Sale Factory Unlocked 285k by jokerr(m): 6:30am On Nov 25, 2023
Harrykn:


Still Available
yeah , everyone that seems to want to buy is at Ikeja , I don't have the time to go all the way to Ikeja, who ever wants to buy would have to come to lekki please 🙏
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 11 Pro For Sale Factory Unlocked 285k by jokerr(m): 7:43am On Nov 24, 2023
Available
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 11 Pro For Sale Factory Unlocked 285k by jokerr(m): 8:43am On Nov 20, 2023
Still Available
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 11 Pro For Sale Factory Unlocked 285k by jokerr(m): 4:14am On Nov 20, 2023
Available
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 11 Pro For Sale Factory Unlocked 285k by jokerr(m): 9:55pm On Nov 19, 2023
isholapeter9:
150k we deal tomorrow morning as early as possible.

haaa
Phone/Internet Market / Iphone 11 Pro For Sale Factory Unlocked 285k by jokerr(m): 7:09pm On Nov 19, 2023
Very clean iphone 11 pro
Factory unlocked
Face id working
256gb
No cracks
Price :285k non negotiable
Color : rose gold
Location: lekki ,Lagos
Call or whatsapp: 08126786853

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Web Developer Programmer Needed by jokerr(m): 7:51am On Nov 12, 2023
INORBITT:
I need someone to help me build a web application. If you are a good web developer. Drop your contact or message me directly.
I'm a developer 08126786853 you call or text on WhatsApp
Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by jokerr(m): 6:15pm On Oct 26, 2023
Adebayolove:
Pixel 3 XL battery needed
I've got a 3xl with a faulty screen and the battery is superb would be willing to sell you the battery , text me on Whatsapp or call 08126786853. I am in Lagos.
Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by jokerr(m): 6:14pm On Oct 26, 2023
Alfabest07:
Guys eh , between 4xl & 5 , which performs better in terms of battery & camera , then overall on usage ? Need knowledged input , thanks !

Any pixel store thread ? Link pls
I am literally on this boat too, can't seem to pick one from the two
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by jokerr(m): 3:33pm On May 02, 2023
Idaraobong5:
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saw your post on a thread , how do I contact you?
Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For A Lady? by jokerr(m): 2:42am On Apr 11, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
OP, that lady has sense for saying she can't date a youth corper, what does a youth corper has to offer her apart from using her to practice all sort of fantasies and sex styles? I knew very early in life that I should never date an unemployed man that has nothing meaningful to offer. There are ages of men you don't date(18-29) these men in this age range are not settled, you'll end up miserable if you date them. God bless that sensible lady wherever she is.
And what does the young lady have to offer ??, If only us men can control our konji most of these entitled females would be miserable.

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Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For A Lady? by jokerr(m): 2:35am On Apr 11, 2023
Persephone1:
That's true😃

Death to all stingy men, they don't make the world go round 😠
you sound so bitter and disturbed , speak to someone please..
Programming / Re: Searching For A Fullstack Web Development Job Or Internship. by jokerr(m): 4:59pm On Feb 23, 2023
I'm a backend Developer (nodejs) I'm also looking for an internship in lagos
Romance / Re: Thanks by jokerr(m): 9:19pm On Feb 17, 2023
letstalksense:
I have this lady I'm looking forward to get married to. We met like 3 months now. We are both from Christian background and we both love God.
I'm not asking her for sex and anything of such. I'm Just looking for a good woman I can settle down with.
We get into deep talk and she told me how she has sex with just 2 guys all her life. And that was after her ex broke her heart.
But promised she has repeat from that. And don't have any sexual engagement with those 2 guys anymore.
Then I told her I still love her despite her action.

BUT I told her she has to delete the contacts of those 2 guys she had sex with and the ex. So she won't have anything doing with them again. But she refused and told me, I didn't trust her. That she is just in friendship with them and have nothing doing with any of them.

Now, my fear is, will she be cheating or have anything doing with those guys if I eventually got married to her?
This is already already bring misunderstanding between the both of us.

I hate cheating and don't cheat either. So I don't like any situation that may bring these exs into our relationship.

But she is not letting them go. Claiming they have been helping her one way and the other, encouraging her in business (she is hard working though). She told me, she got nothing sexual with any of them anymore and will never do. That she has repeated from such. They are just friends now. That I should have to trust her.

Please I don't know if I should trust her truly or I should quit the relationship?

Please what can you advise me? Please mature advise. Thanks
Finished man, bloody simp

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Travel / Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Want To Get Married To Me Before Traveling Abroad by jokerr(m): 7:03pm On Feb 17, 2023
Lifeinbits:
Myself and my girlfriend have been dating for almost three years that she sometimes stays in my house too. I have always had the intention of traveling abroad but i don't know how, so last year my girlfriend brought the idea of traveling and how she wants to try US study route and i encouraged her to do so. I also supported her so much with my money by helping her to pay her application fee and TOEFL exam. While doing all these, we had a conversation and she told me that if she is able to get a fully funded offer that we will be going together and I will be going with her as dependent. Now my girlfriend has gotten admission but she is yet to apply for visa and she has changed plans. She does not want me to go with her rather she is advising that I should also use the study route ifi want to travel.

Note : we had the intentions of getting married but right now she doesn't want us to get marry.
pure simp , when will guys wise up and stop spending money they'd use to improve themselves on these opportunist girls who follow the biggest bag. At least this one will teach you a lesson. If you want to spend on a woman that's not your wife spend on your mom or sister simple. Family first before these urchins.

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Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of When Tinubu Signed The Agreement To Establish LFTZ by jokerr(m): 10:23am On Jan 27, 2023
gasparpisciotta:
Great man great vision

Sentiments apart Tinubu is more visionary than any of the other candidates.

Obi has a trader mentality and cannot do much fo Nigeria. Even if he claims to be upright will his appointees be upright?

Atiku is a No No for a lot of reasons, Melaye stands out among the numerous reasons
maybe your own idea of vision is making more of the youths agberos and gangsters , this your blind loyalty without opening your brain to logical reasoning is what's making the country move backwards
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of When Tinubu Signed The Agreement To Establish LFTZ by jokerr(m): 10:19am On Jan 27, 2023
Throwback:
I pity the jobless youths who do not realise that Tinubu is the only candidate who has demonstrated the genius for economic growth.

They want to suffer like Anambrarians suffered under Peter Obi.
when the country becomes inhospitable for us all , you too will suffer it that's the joy of it all , if you like throw away another 4yrs
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of When Tinubu Signed The Agreement To Establish LFTZ by jokerr(m): 10:18am On Jan 27, 2023
Okoroawusa:

Show us the one that was built in one month in Anambra...

Okwa unu sI na unu agaghi ama ife?
it's people like you that complains everyday about the terrible nature of the country and it's same people like you that'll put the country into the hands of incompetent,greedy elites who doesn't care if you eat
Autos / Sweet Naija Used 2003 Toyota RAV4 Going For 1.650m by jokerr(m): 8:43am On Jan 22, 2023
Engine /transmission superb
Neatly used
Papers intact
Location:badore
Call or WhatsApp:08126786853
Price :1.650 slightly negotiable

Programming / Re: X by jokerr(m): 2:15pm On Jan 11, 2023
Botwriter:
You can also post your number here if you are comfortable with that.
let's connect 08126786853 , I'm also learning NODEJS /JavaScript from scratch
Autos / Re: Super Clean 2008 Toyota Camry XLE Going For 2.9m!!! by jokerr(m): 6:26am On Dec 12, 2022
Available
Autos / Re: Super Clean 2008 Toyota Camry XLE Going For 2.9m!!! by jokerr(m): 6:45am On Dec 01, 2022
Call
Autos / Re: Super Clean 2008 Toyota Camry XLE Going For 2.9m!!! by jokerr(m): 7:36pm On Nov 30, 2022
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Autos / Re: Super Clean 2008 Toyota Camry XLE Going For 2.9m!!! by jokerr(m): 9:31pm On Nov 29, 2022
kcbyran:
Use am do Christmas.. 1.4?

lol
Autos / Re: Super Clean 2008 Toyota Camry XLE Going For 2.9m!!! by jokerr(m): 1:46pm On Nov 29, 2022
Fs
Autos / Re: Super Clean 2008 Toyota Camry XLE Going For 2.9m!!! by jokerr(m): 8:41am On Nov 29, 2022
Available
Autos / Re: Super Clean 2008 Toyota Camry XLE Going For 2.9m!!! by jokerr(m): 8:41am On Nov 29, 2022
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