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Politics / Re: 2023: Buratai Meets APC Presidential Candidate, Bola Tinubu by jonaifame22(m): 5:16am On Sep 16, 2022
phatriqk:
Anytime I see any new Tinubu picture the first thing I rush to check is the cap....... grin grin


Anytime he is meeting with a northerner he never wears his insignia cap, why??
my brother,the asslicking is something else
Politics / Re: "We Are All Nigerians For Peter Obi" Oseloka Obaze Replies Tonye Barcanista. by jonaifame22(m): 8:32pm On Sep 14, 2022
Lakside1955:
Yea, we all tribe are for Peter Obi

I’m a yoruba guy from kwara
I’m a typical Muslim
I’m not tribalistic
Me and my family will surely vote for Peter Obi next year � Insha-Allah

I only wants Better Nigeria for
the next generation
God bless you sir,and grant you and your family, ur heart desires

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Health / Re: I've Not Seen My Period For Almost 7weeks Now, Yet I'm Not Pregnant by jonaifame22(m): 4:47am On Sep 11, 2022
joyH:
Please guys I need your help.
@mod pls help me move to appropriate section.

I am confuse, needs advice on what step to take next.

The whole thing begins on 25th July when i had unprotected sex with my bf. before then my last period came on the 17th of July. so i had sex just about a week after. Did you take postinor,if yes, hthen. That's the càuse

Since then uptil now i have not seen my period. Initially I worried i may be pregnant but after several urine and blood test it all turns out negetive. what could be wrong here? This is the first time i am experiencing this.

I have done 4 test myself using pt test strips. but all came negative. Yesterday I went to a private lab an de used my blood and urine sample for pregnancy test, it still came out negative.

Abeg any medical expert or any one with past experience should assist with advice on next step please.

Note, my boyfriend is aware of the whole situation. he himself is confused. plus I am 23 yrs old just incase my age will aid in the diagnosis.
Family / Re: I Own You And I Can Use You 10 Times A Day - Man Tells His Wife (Video) by jonaifame22(m): 10:43am On Aug 29, 2022
Omonieme:
Well, they say man jokingly tells his wife. It better be a joke. But for reals, there are men with this stupid mentality. Like, how can you even think of that? How? I once had a conversation with a married man and he's like, why my wife go say no if I tell am say I waan fok? I'm like for reals? So, she no get right over her own body again? Well, there's no way I'll enjoy doing the do if my partner mind no dey.
No be this one I suppose dey talk about this morning sef. I sell cars and I've got the best auto deals you can get out there for you. Click on my profile and check them out
pls i need a good Ford e 250 do you have
Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Baffled By Shark That Defies Rules Of Survival To Walk On Land (Pics) by jonaifame22(m): 3:11pm On Aug 22, 2022
marvelife:
... And all that he created, science, human, and modern technologies now and the years ahead wouldn't be able to unravelled the the mystery.
God is wonderful
God is ubiquitous
God is all that you see around you...
When we all go in the years ahead, God will be God...
Let someone say
Thanks God ���
Thanks God
Politics / Re: Kwankwaso, Tinubu Absent As Atiku, Obi, Shettima Attend NBA Conference In Lagos by jonaifame22(m): 1:33pm On Aug 22, 2022
Omonieme:
Lol. Wetin Tinubu Wan go do for there? He go fit read the speech wey them prepare for am without several long pauses? As for Atiku, he go just reach there, reach prepared speech without intending to do any of the things he'll talk about. Oni own be say he go talk sweet sweet talk with that him feminine voice.... But na lies and inaccurate statistics go full him speech. Summary be say Atiku o, Obi o, Tinubu o, all of them na thieves and none of them go change this country. As for Kwankwaso, I no go even waste time talk about that one. Them no dey call Butterflies for where birds dey talk just because E also. Sabi fly.
Now that you've read my submission on the presidential candidates, let me also use this opportunity to tell you about my business. I sell cars. And when I say I sell cars, I mean I do auto deals that will leave you wowed. Talk about prices that aren't outrageous, that's my Forte. Talk about autos you'll buy without visiting the mechanic, I've got it. Check my profile. I've got these awesome deals there and if you don't see what you are looking for in my profile, send me a whatsapp message. I assure you I have what you need
do you have Ford can for sale
Autos / Re: Registered 2003 Ford E250 Petrol Engine, V6 , 2.5m by jonaifame22(m): 6:10pm On Aug 19, 2022
Omo the price is ridiculously high
Health / Re: Natural Solution To Hair Loss, Stunted Growth, Dandruff, Itchy Scalp Etc (pics) by jonaifame22(m): 8:30am On Jul 05, 2022
Aforxzy:

Hope it really works cos I'm thinking of going natural.

good morning ma,my name is Israel and I run a logistics business, I use a Toyota liteace bus,pls call me if you need to move small or avergae items for ur construction,God bless your hustle 09093788046
Romance / Re: Things I Learnt Frm Co-habitting Wth Nkechi For Two Years 2009-2011 by jonaifame22(m): 12:17pm On Jun 19, 2022
Lol
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary: (Live Updates, Pictures & Results) by jonaifame22(m): 3:21pm On Jun 07, 2022
KEVIND:
TB Joshua's Prophecy Concerning APC Presidential Primary election.
Wach:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AnsCpJddf8
I appreciate this piece,but he didn't state who will emerge the winner, what's ur thought on this
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary: (Live Updates, Pictures & Results) by jonaifame22(m): 3:14pm On Jun 07, 2022
Hier:
Osinbajo has 30 minutes to greet and shakes hands

Mercy, speak for him

Let the table turn in hils favour
amen

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Romance / Re: Today Makes One Year Of Tb Joshua's Death. by jonaifame22(m): 3:19pm On Jun 05, 2022
agadam:


May he continue to RIP ,Been to his church once and I still watch his preaching time to time
0128389710
GTB
sent agada mark,God bless you richly

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Romance / Re: Today Makes One Year Of Tb Joshua's Death. by jonaifame22(m): 3:18pm On Jun 05, 2022
Ernesthugo:
PRAISE GOD
sent Ernest God bless you richly

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Romance / Re: Today Makes One Year Of Tb Joshua's Death. by jonaifame22(m): 3:17pm On Jun 05, 2022
Typicool8:
0211433706 GTB
sent ayodeji God bless you richly
Romance / Re: Today Makes One Year Of Tb Joshua's Death. by jonaifame22(m): 3:17pm On Jun 05, 2022
mightymine:
0016781303 gtb
sent olumide God bless you richly
Romance / Re: Today Makes One Year Of Tb Joshua's Death. by jonaifame22(m): 3:02pm On Jun 05, 2022
sorosoke101:
He was a great philanthropist 0779239010 access bank
adisa sodiq babalola sent God bless your richly
Romance / Today Makes One Year Of Tb Joshua's Death. by jonaifame22(m): 2:53pm On Jun 05, 2022
I will be giving 1k each to 5 people to celebrate this wonderful man,though I have never met him ,or attended a service physically in his church but I do watch his programs on TV he has changed my life for Good,and pray I meet him in heaven someday, pls you can send ur account number and when you receive the money pls reply by saying praise God

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates His Daughter, Hailey Adeleke's 5th Birthday (Photos) by jonaifame22(m): 11:02am On May 09, 2022
qekng40:


See person wer I dey follow talk grin

Someone I can feed for life!

Nairaland has really dealt with me...

Well, this is my last reply to your generation both unborn and born.

When you done chop belleful, come back and talk to me!

ah, small pikin of yesterday grin grin
close ur smelly mouth stop showing it to me via that smiley,I don't see a break up between you and stupidity,cos there is emotional connection between the two of you, even if you can feed me i would still decline ur help,make stupidity no come dey threaten me sey I dey collect things from him babe

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates His Daughter, Hailey Adeleke's 5th Birthday (Photos) by jonaifame22(m): 10:50am On May 09, 2022
qekng40:


You're a non entity. I will ignore your hungry self and pass
u have proven once again with this mention that you are in a sizzling hot romance with stupidity
Romance / Re: I Have Gotten Her Hooked With My Cassava by jonaifame22(m): 10:46am On May 09, 2022
Jeremani:
Op how hot do you want your hell?
lol
Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates His Daughter, Hailey Adeleke's 5th Birthday (Photos) by jonaifame22(m): 10:43am On May 09, 2022
qekng40:


Lol, you're not very stupid. And I think you're married too.

Well, I'm 100000000 times better than you... I've actually achieved everything you'll ever wish to achieve. smiley
I still reiterate that you're stupid, your mention just proved it again

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates His Daughter, Hailey Adeleke's 5th Birthday (Photos) by jonaifame22(m): 10:29am On May 09, 2022
qekng40:
See as money dey make person fine cool


On a normal, Davido is Ugly sad

BTW, happy birthday to the cute little girl!
you are very stupid and it is one of the reasons why you are still single and unmarried

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Romance / Re: I Have Gotten Her Hooked With My Cassava by jonaifame22(m): 6:26pm On Apr 25, 2022
Godada:
what
Romance / I Have Gotten Her Hooked With My Cassava by jonaifame22(m): 1:36pm On Apr 25, 2022
When I first met her she snubbed me like Christian's snubbing food at the Lenten period.

We went on a date to oniru beach after a while,she refused holding hands with me,she said she was unsure if my inte nontions and I desperately tried to win her over like tinubu trying hard to get the presidential ticket to clinch his life long ambition of ruling nigeria.

She picked me second jus like a young admission seeking jamb entrant wld input a random University at the second blank space of his form,while putting his most preferred at the first column, instead she spent more time with her female friends

She would swell like a big lump at any given opportunity she has to register her displeasure,when I Bleep up.


The first day I bleeped her she cried and will not let me put it all in,the next time,my dick was at the entrance of her vagina , she never let it in like it's a wet dog whose owner shut the door against it till it dries up,she got deflowered two years ago, and she said the experience was painful.but I keep pressing the idea that sex is sweet to her


So the next time I opted to eat her pussy deliciously like a young man would eat his mother's food upon returning to the village for a visit after his sojourn in Lagos,she loved the way I ate her pussy patiently,her pussy poured out so much cream,that if it were to be soup,I'd finish about 3 custard rubber paint of eba with it, when she came again she requested that I suck her but I shouldn't put my dick,which I declined, telling her unless I put my dick and promised her it won't hurt.

Then applied my KY jelly lubricant, after sucking her nipples with expertise and her pussy got soaked liked the eyes of a 100 level student who has been crying because he discovered he had 14F in his examination results then I inserted my strong preek inside her like Moses,deeping his rod in the red Sea to part the waters


Due to the lubricant my penis entered in and out her pussy freely like a young prince going in and out of the palace carrying out his princely duties,she squeezed her legs around me like the paper used to wrapper akara by the akara seller,we sweated seriously .

Since then she is no longer in harmony with her friends as she comes to my place when she closes from work bringing snacks along,she likes to hold my dick in it's erect state shifting it from side to side like the gear of a manual car.
She rarely gets angry with me

Many more to write but I don tire

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Music/Radio / Re: Which Of Dagrin's Songs Do You Like Most? by jonaifame22(m): 2:46pm On Apr 22, 2022
xeratek:
Died After Getting Rich In Nigeria - DAGRIN wink
lol nice
Music/Radio / Re: Which Of Dagrin's Songs Do You Like Most? by jonaifame22(m): 2:43pm On Apr 22, 2022
luminouz:
I knew why I felt somehow today.

Dagrin is the only musician I ever loved!!! I still play all his songs. Dude is a gem way ahead of his time.

Second is Tupac.

These niggas have brains and sing to touch your souls.
my guy

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Music/Radio / Re: Which Of Dagrin's Songs Do You Like Most? by jonaifame22(m): 2:42pm On Apr 22, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



If I die and Pon Pon Pon was my best track then, but I wouldn't try to play such tracks again even at gun point or even if billions are given to me to play it.


I know Olamide is always happy that Dagrin died, because Olamide would've been in Dagrin shadow till date and he wouldn't make much exploit as he's making today. Olamide keep deceiving gullible people every year, that Dagrin demise hurt him, but those who know the truth, knows that he's very happy that it happened.
you are a fool

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Romance / Re: Facts About Your Penis, A Thread by jonaifame22(m): 1:33pm On Apr 08, 2022
AdiokOnoNland:
7. joysticks used to have spines.

This is true, but they were lost before Neanderthals and modern humans diverged. Scientists believe that the spines helped make erections faster and promoted more promiscuity. joysticks with spines are common in promiscuous species like cats. Some joysticks still have spines though. Johnny Sins preeq for example. He's a true descendant of King Solomon. A noble man of culture. If you know who Johnny Sins is, you're going to Hell by the way grin
Romance / Re: I by jonaifame22(m): 1:41pm On Mar 04, 2022
Nice,Im getting laid tonight too,sex is soooooooo sweet,been waiting for this since last Thursday go her to finish her period
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Sister Is Popping In To My Eyes by jonaifame22(m): 4:36pm On Mar 03, 2022
donbachi:
I no even read wetin him write.
lol

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