divineappo:
"but she said I should jus suck one of her breast cos the other one is paining her around the nipple area"

u may av probably sucked cancer from her breast.
Lol

really?

Chudivictor:
one thing is sucking, the other is doing it well

I. can do it well

Rasmega:
All this long tori, just to suck her left bress

Waiting for season 2.

ok

TheApologist:
congratulations

thank you

I was on my way to work last week at about 8am, the night before had not been a very smooth one sleep wise, because konji has been by my side like my shadow every where I go, most times when I walk the road and I see a beautiful damsel with her yansh shaking like the faith of Peter in the Bible when he was walking to meet the Lord on the high sea before he sank and the Lord had to quickly rush to save him lest he perish, I begin to wonder why is it that all this gals with big yansh are jus passing my front now that I am single and have no gal to call my own,



honestly I do feel bad as the cold and harsh voice of the Spirit of lust pierces my heart,like sharp swords on the battlefield,with the words "Israel ur soul is mine". well I might not have a girlfriend now as we speak but I have some money to visit the brothel in my area to assuage my sexual urge.

while I walked to where I'll board a bike to convey me to my shop,I heard a voice ring out clearly like the voice of the village town crier going about at dawn to pass the message of the igwe to all with functioning ears to listen, the voice called out my name and I wondered who it might be calling me,behold I turned my head left and right repeatedly like a standing fan of which the oscillator button has been pressed down, yet the voice called out to me again and I traced the direction and behold,I saw who the caller was,it was bunmi,she stood at a mallams shop and beckoned at me.


initially I had vowed to have nothing to do with her, because in my mind I felt that she is nothing other than a waste of time and effort,can u believe that I was indoor with this gal,I cooked for her and we spent hours together laughing and cracking jokes,but whenever my hands take the short journey from it's original resting place to her chest region,her face will harden like a plate of pap that has just congealed to form the staple food known as "eko" in yoruba language and "agidi" in Igbo language, I did not want to ask her why she Is acting this way,for it not to seem as if I am desperate.



but anytime I try to make a move towards her sweet body and she counters my hand,my heart sinks like a container that has jus fallen off a ship at a turbulent sea, and I get troubled all the more like a man perambulating the hospital corridor because his wife is in the labour room, but yet my hope kept rising like the sun at 7am and my constant beleive that she would eventually let me do made my faith strong like preek about to enter a Toto,

well,I chose not to be discouraged like Thomas Edison but to keep on keeping on maybe at the end of the day,I might strike gold, so as we chatted my eyes strayed from her face to her fresh laps like a toddler who had just crawled away from its mother's watch to a neighbours place, so I decided to test the waters once again and rest my hand on her laps and see what she would do, then I moved my hand like a forklift and landed it safely on her fresh laps, she said nothing for almost fifteen minutes,then my preek became very hard like the mind of a hardened criminal,and in a bid to handle her fairly large breasts I decided to intelligently smuggle my hand into her brassiere like traders from neighbouring togo,benin republic and ghana trying to bring in goods into the closed borders of nigeria , but believe me my hands met stiff resisistance from her hands jus like the Nigerian customs service intercepting traders trying to smuggle goods into our closed borders,I felt disappointed like cristiano Ronaldo after he missed out on winning the balloon d'or , I did not like the way she shielded her breasts from me like a mother hen shielding her chicks from a hawk in the sky, this time around I protested and she laughed dismissing my plight, so i decided to let her be.


so after she left, I decided never to call her again, then after 5 days she reached out to me and I ignored,I guess she needed money, she called me and I didn't pick,she sent me a text and I didn't reply, she came to my shop and met me working and she said she wanted to charge her phone, I allowed her buh I didn't speak to her,when I was done Barbing,I put off the generator and counted my money for her to see and told her to go home that I'm going out to have my lunch,and she was trying to talk to me buh i ignored, and walked away.


she tried contacting me severally but I ignored her,but to day when she called me and I looked her way I was about walking away,but as I sighted the cleavage of breast from her blouse,I felt a force draw me towards her like the Bermuda triangle drawing a ship or an aeroplane into it to be lost forever, well I had a second thought and walked towards her and she asked why I am behaving like a child,and I told her all that there is in my mind to say and she told me that allowing me have my way with her is not the problem but that things have to be done slowly in other for me not to have a bad conclusion about her.


so i asked her to follow me to my shop which she did, and as we got in I held her hands and my preek that was calm and peaceful like a student In library reading for a professional exam suddenly became strong and hard as it stood like a unilag runs gal standing on the road waiting for a man with a car to come and give her a lift.

I immediately put my hands to use and dipped my hands in to her bra,like someone participating in a lucky dip during a raffle draw contest and behold my hands grabbed one of her breasts as it felt the warmth and softness of her breasts,I drew her closer and kissed her at first she was unresponsive to me but I did not give up I continued painting my tongue on her lips and finally she gave in to my kiss and we kissed passionately, immediately she asked me to bolt the door properly which I did,when I heard that word from her,the happiness In my heart could be likened to the one a Lady feels when she's been proposed to after 12 yrs of dating, I reached for her blouse hungrily and made an attempt to yank off her blouse buh she didn't allow me,but she said I should jus suck one of her breast cos the other one is paining her around the nipple area, so i reached for her breast and sucked the breast hungrily like an Islamic faithful sucking on an orange fruit at the break of the daily ramadhan fast.



greedily I reached for the other one and broke protocol to suck it as she held my head with her two hands and she moaned and made hissing sound like some one drinking hot peppersoup,then she broke free from me and told me that she'll come tomorrow by 9 to my house to sleep over, I made her swear to me that she would come and she swore to me and even left her earpiece behind to show her seriousness, hmmmmmmmmm I will tear her Toto I swear

heskeyw:
Served in miango, Bassa lga. Most houses are made of mud but plastered with cement. Normal one room apartment is 600naira per month. The ones that aren't plastered are 300naira permonth. The new self con with blocks and cement na 50k for a year. But they are very few. Cuz na few people( ANAN students) can afford that one.

good morning sir, pls I want to relocate from lagos to jos, I own a barbing salon here, I want to ply the same trade over in jos, pls is it a good idea, I am very good at barbing

Lol

MedicH:
Sorry

sorry for what?

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H

Lamanii22:




Lol konji lo wa mu e to yen.... You were now trembling and begging... Such a funny situation

ore mi ko easy, konji of fe je kin sinmi rare, agaga timba ti rii itan(laps) to fresh okay mi aa maale be economic situation Nigeria,



Sha lo ka awon thread mi to ku, sogbo? Lamanii22, autocorrect kon lon change nkan ti MO ko

U

Hello sir, I got a message that mailed me, but sadly, I can't remember my email address, so I've not been able to read ur message or reply to ur message, pls dis is my number 08182192338, pls contact me, or you mention me in any of my thread jus like I did on this thread and lemme know ur intentions in ur message, thank you

suaveBrother:
op nice negative write up... imagine someone else doing this to your sister

I reject it,my sister is covered wth the blood of Jesus

masternoble:
Notwithstanding the fact you're passing a negative ordeal, your writing is like that of Buchi Emecheta.

really

Olas00:
Kudo's to you that's what I want to be hearing from you

thank you Sir

Xbursta:
man wey sabi ur head carry oil

thank you sir

the back no doubt,i love her laps too

Olas00:
Kudo's to you that's what I want to be hearing from you

yes Sir

VicThory:
OP you will not be not make heaven oh.

my brother,the thought of not making heaven scares me daily,but in all my brother it is well.

dairykidd:
Lolz...Abeg tear am finish na the only food him dey chop be that

okay

alphaNomega:
Fire down

yes sir

See me see trouble o, can you imagine this gal, we use to roll about two years back, of which the friendship yielded some fruits of random sex on 2 occassion at separate intervals, she complained bitterly as she groaned under the hand of my noble preek, like a woman in labour, as she squeezed my bedsheet,twisting and turning like a girl from the marine kingdom who is about to manifest,I pounded her waist religiously wth so much strength and power like its a mortar filled wth boiled yams, I would have felt some pity for her and slowed my pace a bit but for the fact that I suffered terribly before i cld pull that pant to fvck that Toto at that point in time,if not for the fact that i pursued the cause of fvckn her Toto,with the same zeal and determination of a studious Nigerian youth who has sworn to keep writing jamb no matter how many times he fails just in a bid to get admission,if not for that die hard spirit DAT ruled my desire concerning her, i would have lost the sweet pleasure of ramming my long and meaty preek into the wet,warm and moist canal of her Toto.





it was s a doggy style, and in that stance her Toto was widened and opened before me like a university opening it's gate to students for school activities, I held her waist sturdily wth my hands on boths side of her waist, like a man holding up and carrying his chicken that he had jus caught after a hot chase, she bent wth her head resting on the mattress, wth her waist high up in the air,courtesy of her bended knees.I thought about all the times that this gal would tell me that nothing on earth will make me and her have sex,and the thought that now I am fvckn her wth her Unclad yansh staring me in the face like its my reflection in a mirror, I became more sinister like the red eyed abbots in the movie, into the badlands,I fired her adding more speed and she cried out in pain and anguish,calling on the name of the Lord, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus,Israel my intestine,I will poopoo, oh I will poopoo,I will poopoo oh
As i kept ramming into her speedily, her breasts dangled slowly from left to right like the pendulum of the grandfather clock,her mouth splashed saliva repeatedly allover her face,like a car tyre splashn water on a rainy day,I pounded her toto wth reckless abandon, as my noble preek had a field day drilling her warm Toto,
Occasionally she'd use her hands to try to push my waist back a bit, in other to stop me from pushing in the whole length of my long preek into her Toto,finally I was about to come,i doubled my speed like a student in an exam hall trying to write fast before the count at which the invigilator threatened to collect all answer sheets, as I doubled up my speed, she begged me profusely like a lost soul in hell begging on the lord for rescue,I was deaf to her plea as she squeezed my bed spread and grinded her teeth against each other,then after a while I felt my warm and thick akamu finding its way from my scrotum down to my joystick and in no time I released the whole content in to her,like a pastor releasing the anointing on his congregant,as i moaned satisfactorily, then I wiped the tiny beads of sweat on my forehead, as I looked at my dick admiringly like a groom looking at his beautiful wife in a wedding photoshoot.




Then I went to the bathroom and washed my dick,as I came back from the bathroom I met her still in the position of the doggy style wth her yansh wide open and nake.d like the truth, and I joined her in bed and held her close to me,she complained of pains in her abdomen,and I encouraged her to go take her bath which she did and quickly went out and bought her peppersoup wth coconut bread and she ate it slowly, then I proceeded to interview like she's busola dakolo and I asked why called the name of of the lord repeatedly whilst my joystick was firing her Toto ceaselessly and she said it was because she felt as if someone was using turning stick for EBA to turn her intestine, when I heard that,I almost burst into uncontrollable laughter,but I restricted myself and in my heart I wondered what if the lord had responded to the way she called his name ceseleasly,judging by the part of the scripture which says " those that call upon the name of the Lord shall he saved" what would have been my fate, would the lord have cut off my dick in a bid to save his dear daughter whom he died for on the cross of Calvary,dis thoughts and many more puzzled my young heart like a jigsaw
as we spoke and I caressed her laps and my dick started to harden again slowly like pap hardening to form the staple food called eko in Yoruba language and Agidi in Igbo language. as I made to bring out my dick from my boxers NEPA took the light, well my dick still found its way to her Toto in the darkness like the undertaker in wwe approaching the ring to meet his opponent ,I fired her one more time before she left home.



now dis gal is chatting me again on watsapp chai dis gal no dey hear word na until I tear her Toto na DAT time she go know,well I dey wait for am..

true

congratulations

nice story, I enjoyed it

we bless God, barbing has been helping, me wey start wth standing fan, I don't get Ac for my shop

ChiefGuru24:


Lol. I was once like you bro. To understand girls is very easy. I was probably worse than you sef. Incredibly shy, horrible at conversations, I couldn't make a girl laugh or wet to save my life. I struggled and struggled with girls for many years. Infact I lost my virginity at 22 . Konji was always keeping me company. But everything changed after I bought one book like that and read it. Oboy!! Come and see me na, chic magnet of life. Now girls are begging to date me(personally I don't date, it's time consuming). I just fúck them and if I like you, I keep you around and keep fûcking you. Anyways, just try and change your style a bit

lol@ chic magnet of life

Idokoegbunu:
Do U still want to get her?? i can help u!! being nice always make a guy unattractive to a girl

okay