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Health / Re: COVID-19: Our Hospitals Are Stretched, U.S Tells Citizens Leaving Nigeria by JubiOmeiza(m): 11:56am On Apr 06, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:

Donald trump would rather die than beg China
His Ego is longer than third mainland bridge .

Rather live like a man than die like a Coward. Trump my kind of Niggi

Health / Re: COVID-19: Our Hospitals Are Stretched, U.S Tells Citizens Leaving Nigeria by JubiOmeiza(m): 11:55am On Apr 06, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:

Donald trump would rather die than beg China
His Ego is longer than third mainland bridge .

Rather live like a man than die like a Coward. Trump my kind of Niggi
Romance / Re: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by JubiOmeiza(m): 11:37pm On Apr 05, 2020
Victory662:
u smoke?? I say I never do na. She tell me say she be virgin Oga

Na u no understand the parables
Science/Technology / Re: Man Kills A Viper With 64 Babies In Anambra State (Photos) by JubiOmeiza(m): 10:53pm On Apr 04, 2020
Lala right now

Health / Re: COVID-19: Garba Abari Says Chinese Experts Coming To Share Experince Only by JubiOmeiza(m): 4:24pm On Apr 04, 2020
Reason they released The Virus.
Chinese want to be seen as World saviour, smtn U.S. cant giv anymr. Its ridiculus how the Mighty U.S is now seeking help frm every angle, evn Rushing facemask frm China.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Garba Abari Says Chinese Experts Coming To Share Experince Only by JubiOmeiza(m): 4:19pm On Apr 04, 2020
majamajic:
FG
Can't they offer online training ?
Network hitches...bros U know naija na!
Health / Re: French Doctors Say 'Test Coronavirus Vaccines In Africa", Eto’o, Drogba React by JubiOmeiza(m): 10:33am On Apr 04, 2020
Like for black...share for White
Health / Re: Mass Production Of Face-masks In Aba (For Coronavirus Protection) by JubiOmeiza(m): 8:43am On Apr 03, 2020
Chicagoesontop:
Aba is the African China !!

take this...

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Romance / Re: She Is Always Speaking With Her Ex by JubiOmeiza(m): 2:03am On Apr 03, 2020
aimuan:
Thankx for the advice anyway. But I am actually not interested in that Toto.I have gone past that.Toto does not really move me,I just need a wife that all..


Oga u lost...U dunno ur direction.
Its the Toto that u not interested that
got her so attached to her Ex.

If u like give woman billion, if u no shine her kpekus, she fit giv
ur gate man shine. women no dey joke wit dick
Politics / Re: Mohammed Atiku Abubakar Shares His Coronavirus Experience by JubiOmeiza(m): 1:58am On Apr 03, 2020
See this one wey police forced into quarantine dey give advise!

Politics / Re: Mohammed Atiku Abubakar Shares His Coronavirus Experience by JubiOmeiza(m): 1:49am On Apr 03, 2020
CosmeticChemist:
See head !!
If no be money, dis one for be ordinary aboki for street.

Your dad stole us dry..

u no well aswr!
the 'Ordinary Aboki line' gat me

Romance / Re: When A Girl Plays Hard To Get, What Should A Guy Do? by JubiOmeiza(m): 1:36am On Apr 03, 2020
Take the L and move to the next available beb...dey plenty bros! must u waste ur entire lifetime chasing One pussy wc probable another man dey shine like 'aboki shoe shiner

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Health / Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by JubiOmeiza(m): 1:29am On Apr 03, 2020
Ninethmare:
As long as the cure isn't reachable
please help your brother from this covid-20. things has dried up home is no more smiling
Access Bank 0764056527
God bless the giver
So U carry ya twitter giveaway beggin com here!
No lemme swr fr u. Almajiri
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot's 'Kick Out Coronavirus' Buckets Spark Controversy by JubiOmeiza(m): 7:54pm On Apr 01, 2020
Whr is tat desmon Eddioooot??

Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Pastor Adeboye Donates Medical Equipments To Hospitals by JubiOmeiza(m): 3:54pm On Apr 01, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Nice one. Atleast we masses go feel the equipment small

They should keep on donating equipment not cash
Although our fuckkking government can still play a fast one on us with even this equipment but far more better than giving them cash

Because if na money we nor go see am or feel am at all
The billions way individual and corporate bodies don give government don already enter voice mail

Make i dragg small weed joor! Bunch of fuckkking government


Small small make u no drag ya lips join...
Phones / Re: Did You Receive Any Lockdown Bonus From MTN, Glo, Airtel, 9mobile? by JubiOmeiza(m): 3:35pm On Apr 01, 2020
Me na 300 sms dey giv ....prefr data. dey try anyway

Health / Re: Testing Kits Contaminated With Coronavirus As They Head To The UK by JubiOmeiza(m): 3:30pm On Mar 31, 2020
D0ctorWH0:


As I have said I no blame you, no be your fault. I know your type, you like bullying. Continue you go meet your own for front.

Bros drink gari go sleep abeg, must u eat rice


Manage watvr u have. Everyone is struggling, bikonu

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Health / Re: Testing Kits Contaminated With Coronavirus As They Head To The UK by JubiOmeiza(m): 3:19pm On Mar 31, 2020
Shekochild:

What you said seems to make sense... I have been wondering why a country with many cases will evacuate its citizens from a country with few cases. Some thing is fishing somewhere...

Very simple!
Your country lack quality medical
Personnel nd facilities.

Evacuating dsnt mean Naija is crashing.

Use ur head next time pls

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Travel / Re: US Chartered Flight Lands At Lagos Airport by JubiOmeiza(m): 1:11am On Mar 31, 2020
They know Nigeria is Sh!t, hence evacuating their citizens. They showing us we not together.

Our leaders will nvr learn. Useless Mo*fuckers
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Dino Melaye Says Buhari's Movement Ban Is Undemocratic by JubiOmeiza(m): 10:40am On Mar 30, 2020
GamalNasser:

Apologize to your decendants already for supporting a failed Buhari


Some ppl are just destined to be Foolish, have brain but not useful. u disgrace guy!

Bro, i follow apologise, u have wasted ur good sense and time fr this Bum.
Business / Re: Dangers Of Exposing Your Bank Details Online? by JubiOmeiza(m): 5:53pm On Mar 29, 2020
sexylassie2:
Your bank account is like your personal identity.

Posting bank accounts online is dangerous.

You could be used as a money mule.

Your account stolen and used for financial identity theft.

Your name stolen and used for fraud.

Fraudsters can use your banking info to send stolen or scammed money into it, if your account is flagged, it will be freezed.

It can be used to sponsor terrorism activities, that one na big trouble you don enter.

Money laundering ko,


So whats the difference frm sending accnt to
uncles, pals, or relatives??

witout sensitive details, nobody have access to ur acnt. gvn out the acnt nomba dsnt pose threat
Nairaland / General / Re: Pregnant Gaboon Viper With 30 Babies Killed (Graphic Photos) by JubiOmeiza(m): 11:17pm On Mar 26, 2020
Lala to the killer wey no allow the babies grow to better meat

Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Those Guys That Treat Them Like Trash??? by JubiOmeiza(m): 10:33pm On Mar 25, 2020
especially guys that smoke weeds like nobody business...

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Health / Re: Dr. Usama Riaz Dies Of Coronavirus In Pakistan After Treating Patients by JubiOmeiza(m): 12:25pm On Mar 24, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnnn Niggarrr
Rest well brother




Be a real niggarrr
We all gonna die niggarrr.
Our tomorrow is never guaranteed. For every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die
Even if this Corona virus is unable to fuckkk everybody but i assure you something different is going to do it
It just a matter of time
Our goal in life is not to live forever like a coward
the goal is to create something that will live forever





Nice write up Dammmmmn nigurrrrrr.
May God take our life when he is pleased wit us

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Crime / Re: Teacher Rapes His 14-Year-Old Student In Ogun State (Photo) by JubiOmeiza(m): 10:14am On Mar 24, 2020
Fadomero:
Cov19 need to visit this idiot no be perso wey well dey defile woman

..and who tell u Coro will waste its virus on alrdy wasted human!
Coro no go near that idiot
Science/Technology / Re: First Humans Acted Like Vegan Monkeys, 3 Million Years Ago - Study by JubiOmeiza(m): 7:14pm On Mar 22, 2020
Photoshoped.
God created humans in His
image, Human can nvr be that ugly.

hit like if u appreciate ur maker!

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Criticized For Holding Service At Canaanland Amid Covid-19 by JubiOmeiza(m): 2:24pm On Mar 22, 2020
ppl wey attend the Service, na dem dey stupid pass!
Health / Re: Italian Man Who Brought Coronavirus To Nigeria Now Negative by JubiOmeiza(m): 9:58am On Mar 20, 2020
Politics / Re: APC Governors Demand Automatic Tickets For Obaseki, Akeredolu by JubiOmeiza(m): 9:31am On Mar 20, 2020
No soft landing for the Wicked...Obaseki is a goner. cant eat ur cake and HAVE it. Oshio Baba will show him pepper

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: US Approves Chloroquine As Treatment - Trump by JubiOmeiza(m): 7:54pm On Mar 19, 2020
Finally, we getting there. May God be praised

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Sports / Re: Coronavirus: Mikel Obi's Contract With Trabzonspor Club Terminated by JubiOmeiza(m): 2:47pm On Mar 18, 2020
ContractKiller:
Didn't the Federal government cancel Nigeria's National Sports Festival because of this same Coronavirus scare? Haven't several high profile sporting events been suspended indefinitely all over the world?

How is Mikel Obi responsible for the failure of your stupid politicians to develop not only sports but every subsector of the economy?

I must be arguing with a fool.



u get time bro!!
the guy is a fool, nd no matter wat u tell
him, he will remain a fool.
gosh!!
how wud smdy against a player
for looking after himself?
the guy isan idiot

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: FG Confirms Five New Cases by JubiOmeiza(m): 12:10pm On Mar 18, 2020
Hold FG responsible for the outbreak.
How would a responsible country allow foreigners from infected areas to get into the country. ThankGod Coronavirus knows no rich or poor.
all of us go face am

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