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Religion / Re: Christianity/islam Two Sides Of The Same Coin by jumainsexy(f): 2:07pm On Apr 14, 2016
Thumbs up Johnydon. You such an intelligent young man smiley

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Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by jumainsexy(f): 7:05pm On Oct 27, 2015
BUHARIWILLWIN:
Great0 lol. U sound deranged. Wat do u say is ur problem. Y are u jerking off to my handle. Are u alright? Cos I told u d obvious? Hehehehe. U don dey think am since. U no reply me for d page wey I post am, na now u dey reply me. Keep being foooolish. Na u wan send d prince of satan? Y are u even dis stvpid. I prophesied u will be an atheist. Dats all. And u are spewing gibberish here. Watever u wish on me will be sent back to ur and ur generation a thousand times over. U will never know peace. NEVER. Anybody dat wishes trash to me will die a miserable death b4 d year runs out. Try me. I no be mellin wey dey forgive oo. Am more mean to fooools.
gringringrin
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by jumainsexy(f): 9:20pm On Oct 17, 2015
chai! Christians can be so annoying. I just don't know why they wouldn't mind their fuc.king business. angry
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by jumainsexy(f): 12:50pm On Oct 17, 2015
Help us beg them abeg, make them stop derailing. We need no Jesus followers in here
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by jumainsexy(f): 9:38pm On Oct 13, 2015
SMH Old Man.
chalantmike:
Gullible laughter


chalantmike:
#huh
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN MA NIGGA DEY CALL PDF DOCUMENT KNOWLEDGE. if only buhda had a laptop or a Chinese fone to read pdf file, him for don replace God be that.
Kip kidding yhurself, shamanism fire.
KIDS SHOULD NOT PLAY WITH TOYS ABEG,
WE'VE GOT ENOUGH JAMES BOND IN THE WORLD ALRIGHT. how many 007 we need maslf.
#pdf file.

kids this kids that, yet you are so obsessed wif dem kids thread. what sort of old man are you? A self acclaimed occult grandmaster fooling around kids thread. undecided

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Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by jumainsexy(f): 2:27pm On Oct 11, 2015
Mellin:
I thought u said Am a big fool? Why do u now want to learn from the big fool?

For now I won't give u attention...

Lol. Mellin you such a crazy ass Nigga you know. Very funny guy you are. grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by jumainsexy(f): 9:08pm On Oct 04, 2015
ccollins:
there is power in name of Jesus.. try this even if you know you are rebellious or no matter how evil.. "call on name Jesus Christ with believe in your heart and see whether he will not save you from eternal destruction and bondage the god of this world has blinded you .think a loving message of God for you.. if you want to surrender to CHRIST Jesus.. let me know.. His name is so precious that it will save you
You sure you have read this thread from page1 till this page? You such a crazy comedian. Thanks for making my day cheesycheesy

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Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by jumainsexy(f): 11:50pm On Oct 02, 2015
Crazy ass Nigga. You guys get time to dey reply am cheesy cheesy
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by jumainsexy(f): 7:58am On Sep 28, 2015
Blastfinito:
How abt d triangle thing? Can others see it?
oluwapoju:
No... I even ask my brother to look at my forehead through the mirror... He see nothing...
Only those with spiritual eyes will be able to see it. smiley
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by jumainsexy(f): 12:29pm On Sep 25, 2015
sorextee:
Asides the fact Jesus fed 5000 pple, with five bread and two fishes.. , no one noticed he also spoke to them without a microphone.. xtians are only concerned about the food part..

Hahahaha gringringrin
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by jumainsexy(f): 11:27pm On Sep 20, 2015
chalantmike:
Hmm.
What with the hmm sir? wink
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by jumainsexy(f): 7:30am On Sep 20, 2015
Wow! here at last. Thanks Mellin for this eye opening.

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Crime / Re: Evangelist Kills Herself Because Her Husband Couldn't Satisfy Her In Bed by jumainsexy(f): 4:31pm On Jun 08, 2015
Police men confirmed the incidence but did not want their names in print? Woman name and that of hubby witheld? FAKE NEWS!!!! angry angry



God punish the journalist wey write this fake news undecided

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Business / Re: What Business Is The Most Profitable To Invest In Nigeria by jumainsexy(f): 8:41am On Apr 13, 2015
Agriculture! Agriculture! Agriculture!

I TELL YOU smiley

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Politics / Re: Buhari May Find It Hard To Change Nigeria by jumainsexy(f): 1:11pm On Apr 05, 2015
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Politics / Re: Definition Of A Tanoid by jumainsexy(f): 11:37pm On Mar 31, 2015
gen2briz:
Anybody who is ready to undergo a critical programming to shout/type/post/tweet gej till 2019. Even when he/she is unemployed.

hahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Akure, Ondo (Photos) by jumainsexy(f): 11:28pm On Jan 28, 2015
ceo4eva:
God Bless Jonathan!
God Bless Ondo State!!
God Bless Nigeria!!!


Keep deceiving yourself. we are not voting GEJ in Ondo State. I was at the rally and i'm not gonna vote GEJ. 75% of those at the rally were there against their will. The useless Ebola Mimiko didn't allow workers to go to work and forced the top officials to mobilize civil servants to democracy park in order to deceive the clueless GEJ. He even promised GEJ dat he will deliver 1million votes for PDP in Ondo State, whereas, Ondo state only av 800,000 number of registerd voters. Only d clueless one can be so deceived. Quote me anywhere PDP CAN NOT WIN D PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN ONDO STATE.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Releases Family Pics With Husband, Daughter & New Born Son by jumainsexy(f): 8:48pm On Nov 14, 2014
Nice one smiley
Religion / Re: Akudaya:myth Or Reality? by jumainsexy(f): 1:22am On Oct 31, 2014
Following...
Romance / Re: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by jumainsexy(f): 12:11pm On Oct 26, 2014
boxer022:
My Brother I feel your pain and the truth of the whole matter is that she never loved you for a single day. She xame because to her you have cash and she came for it. She wanted to have broken up with you but as you promised her the phone, she ceased the advantage to still play one more game before dumping you. She was double dating and found out that she prefers that other guy to you. You fulfilled your promise to her and she felt there was no other need keeping you around then she decided to brake up with you 2 days after you fulfilled your promise. I advice you forget about the phone and also forget about her and also move on with your life. Remove her contact from both your phone list and also your BBM. Take heart my brother.

Which yeye heart ds one is talking about? OP abeg collect back your phone if u no wan make I swear for you. OP how I wish you are my brother, na to go d babe house go do am gobe. I trust myself men! *I go collect d phone with the pack and accessories sef*

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Romance / Re: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by jumainsexy(f): 12:02pm On Oct 26, 2014
jidestroud:
I guess i have to count my loss then. cry cry cry
And i really did loved her cry cry cry cry
life goes on!!! undecided
and ofcos, no more phone giving undecided

Count which loss ehn? walahi Allah ur neck go stiff for the depth if u no collect d phone from her. na bitcches like her dey make men scare of d good babes out there. I repeat, *go collect d phone from her* >: my body dey hot as I dey type ds walahi.

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Romance / Re: Tall And Ugly Guy Versus Short And Handsome Guy: Which One Do Ladies Prefer? by jumainsexy(f): 10:27am On Oct 17, 2014
Muyogoa:
i get u. It's as if u don't want a short dude because u are tall urself. Okay. Noted. Thereby u go for a tall ugly guy because u are tall urself. Hmm... That's a cool one.
You a short dude? grin
Romance / Re: Tall And Ugly Guy Versus Short And Handsome Guy: Which One Do Ladies Prefer? by jumainsexy(f): 8:49am On Oct 17, 2014
Gat nothing to do with your facial look, once you are short, its a no no for me. I dont do short dude. Haba! where I wan carry am enter wen I be 5.9.
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by jumainsexy(f): 9:23pm On Sep 16, 2014
The poster above me na first class mugu

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Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Women 3rd Most Beautiful In Africa – Ranker by jumainsexy(f): 1:11pm On Sep 11, 2014
NL full of children undecided

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Literature / Re: 30 Things To Stop Doing Toyourself by jumainsexy(f): 8:04am On Aug 26, 2014
.Nice one Op. God Bless You.
Literature / Re: 30 Things To Stop Doing Toyourself by jumainsexy(f): 8:02am On Aug 26, 2014
Nice one Op. God Bless You.
Celebrities / Re: The Hottest Yoruba Actresses ( Photos ) by jumainsexy(f): 7:11pm On Jul 26, 2014
Bose looks more of a pepper seller than an actress. local old woman wif ugly makeup, wacky pose and non succulent bossom >:

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Sports / Re: CWG: Opara Wins Nigeria’s First Medal In Glasgow by jumainsexy(f): 5:28pm On Jul 26, 2014
ZUBY77: Congrats to GEJ.

Some parts of the country only remember him when a bomb goes off somewhere
Which yeye GEJ? like say na him dey train athelets. The clueless man neva even give Obioma d money wey hin promised wen she won gold for us in 2010 sef. clueless government, stupid followers.

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Music/Radio / Re: Opinion: Dorobucci Vid Is Wack! by jumainsexy(f): 4:38pm On Jul 24, 2014
100% wack undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by jumainsexy(f): 7:53am On Jul 20, 2014
Good day GoldenDr. pls is there any vacancy in Akure Ondo State? thanks and God bless
Celebrities / Re: Shocking! Unclad Bike Race In Manchester City! (Pics + 18 Only!) by jumainsexy(f): 10:02pm On Jul 17, 2014

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