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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 6:21am On Oct 07, 2023
73O9:


You are bigger than this Kanu, you don't have to get down to that level to prove a point.
Remember," a dog that follows a goat will also eat grass" and " when a sane man and a mad man talk, you won't know who's sane between them".

You're right. I took down the screenshots. Not worth it.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 12:07am On Oct 07, 2023
Okay, no more screenshots in October. Editing takes two months to complete. Expect the next one in November wink

And cry harder wink

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 11:57pm On Oct 06, 2023
Clam down make October Salary enter first, I will post more editing from computer village wink

For now, you can continue crying. wink

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 11:35pm On Oct 06, 2023
Larry1960:




Werey go do editing continue dey fool yourself


Look at the childish editing this one dey do

It took werey more than 2 months to come up with this

See another editing in the month of July wink

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 11:13pm On Oct 06, 2023
Pic 1. 800k salary.
Pic 2. Savings of 660k from the 800k salary.

You can now continue crying wink

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 7:12pm On Oct 06, 2023
Conner44:


Just imagine how this one has been silently wishing his fellow human being bad just because of a small giveaway he did here a few weeks ago undecided ask him for proof of what he just posted and he will say it's what his spirit is leading him to believe

With people like this goat, dav1002 and TheModerator posting things like this tell me why this thread shouldn't die a very befitting death angry someone will just come out and spill rubbish against another person and we will all let it slide as cruise lipsrsealed

Badbelle, jealousy and envy . . . In this tinubu regime is not good oh. You guys better change for the better today.

Dolt, you don't know what looks like means?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:50am On Oct 06, 2023
Looks like the strong arm of the law has finally caught up with Larry1960. Stay legit guys. Never let anyone pressure you on social media.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 6:40pm On Jun 07, 2023
16inchdick:
It is obvious kanusiagoa. T doesn't work in any Multinational and is earning seven hundred thousand Naira Monthly . People dey normally show their earnings here on Uber monthly but why is it hard for him to like let us believe what he actually Said

It's all making sense now. Many years ago, I had an argument with 16inchdick and I posted my result online. What are the odds that Larry1960 somehow came across the conversation at the time, and that both larry1960 and 16inchdick are both contractors who both studied civil engineering.

I wouldn't have wasted my time all day if I figured it out on time.

I have proven the fool quoted below is a poor church rat. Treat him as such. I'm done

Larry1960:


Talking from the POV of a civil Engineer, if it's a 3 bedroom ensuite then 12M is okay to finish it . If it's a 4bedroom Ensuite , then budget #12-#15M That guy quoting #30Million that's current minimum cost to build a 4bedroom duplex in Nigeria if he's spending up to 25-30m , then maybe he's gonna be doing very expensive finishing

16inchdick:


I don't have to argue with you do you think that result you put up there I have to believe you.people can post anything online
I know you ignorant and probably didn't even attention uniben cos that result isn't yours.
To clear your doubt I would invite you to come my site to come see the multimillionaire sites I do control. I would give you the address to my site once I'm ready. The sites I've controlled working as a civil engineer none of your current generation and Future generation can ever get to where I am today. I don't have to seat in an office to wait for monthly salary.im always like a boss on the site controlling foremen. To clear your doubt I would invite you over to come see for yourself. It's understandable that you not successful that doesn't mean you should keep hating on people who are successful in life
The contacts I've met during this period being on the Field years 50years to come I doubt if you would have the opportunity to meet such Calibre of people
I'm sorry for you all that finished from uniben and have remained miserable without a job . I'm really sorry hope one day God changes your predicaments

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 5:59pm On Jun 07, 2023
Pearl1910:


The guy say him go up am to 10 people...so make KIAG do the needful so that d money go reach all of us grin

I didn't see that so let me make it easier for him. Let him credit your account with the 100k for 10 people and I will post evidence of more than 700k earnings monthly.

You will act as an escrow. Once you confirm receipt of the money, I post evidence and you disburse the money appropriately

I want to prove that the edeeot larry1960 is a poor church rat and I want him to go hungry for days.

But if anyone expects me to post my salary on a public forum when the idiot asking me to do it can easily deactivate with nothing to lose, I will not do it

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 2:34pm On Jun 07, 2023
16inchdick:



Bro if you work in a Multinational and earn 700k/month
Why don't you take up his challenge ?

Can you not see what the guy is doing? He can't send 50k to 5 persons but he wants to send me 100k AFTER I post my evidence. What does he have to lose? What is stopping him from deactivating his username.

I need him to lose the entire savings in his account so he won't run his useless mouth next time.

Let him send the 50k to 5 usernames. What is so difficult in that to do for someone who just showed us a screenshot of 12.5m. Let me know when he does that.

That is the challenge.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 1:27pm On Jun 07, 2023
I told you guys the bastard is an audio millionaire. Someone with 12.5m will have no problems sending 50k out of it to members of the thread.

I have better things to do with my time.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 1:25pm On Jun 07, 2023
Larry1960:



Idiot I take up the challenge fool

Idiot snap yourself in your fake Multinational Company and write kanusiagoat on a piece of paper

Dont get ahead of yourself. Send the 50k to 5 known usernames of your choice.

Emphasis on known before you create multiple accounts to send money to yourself.

Don't waste my time imbe

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 1:17pm On Jun 07, 2023
Larry1960:




Thunder fire you there with your 150k /month salary there I work for no one . You work for Multinational Company yet you dey do Uber grin and look down on Uber. If you dey work for Multinational Company then that means you be big boy na you no supposed dey do Uber
Stupid goat from your name self

I was born to make it in life not to suffer.
I can show you my land deals mother fucker

Multinational Kee you there
Me and you no dey the same level bro

Now Bleep off and go and answer "yes to your oga" in the office that's even if you work in a Multinational Company
Aisiwi
Mother fucking asinine
Fake Mechanical Engineer
A mechanical Engineer supposed dey for plant by now dey supervise production activities
Fake Multinational and fake Mechanical Engineer

I be Engineer too
Who dash monkey banana like you

Why don't you screenshot your 150k/month salary here make we see shocked

I have always said I ventured into Uber because my job allows me spare time to do other things. I stopped the day I realized I can make more doing other things with less stress. If you dug my posts well enough, you would have seen it.

I take up your challenge and I will do better and send screenshots of more than 700, 000 earnings monthly but you have to send 10,000 each to 5 known usernames on this thread.

50,000 from 12.5m is nothing. Prove to us you're not an audio millionaire and I will prove I don't earn 150k

Watch how the bastard will run away

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 1:07pm On Jun 07, 2023
Conner44:


Someone just did it yesterday. A human being with one head on his shoulders just like you and me . Must I also buy a motor and drive one single day to make that same amount of money before you believe it can be done? Before you believe that you too can also do it just like CheerfulGiver?






Your struggles while driving were yours alone. Maybe the heat was too much for you so you quit. It happens to many people involvedin many businesses. Its the logical thing to do so far as you have something else to fall back to .

You should stop projecting your limitations on other hardworking drivers here. Allow them find means to be more productive on the job. If you can't encourage or motivate them then why not face your current business? undecided



Is your head paining you? Did I tell you it can't be done? There is no money anyone here has made in a day that I haven't made.

I am telling you there are several ugly sides to the job you will never know till you start driving.

Rather than open your mouth and call people lazy, enter the road and make the money yourself. I'm sure your job does not make you 500,000 in 10 days

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 11:49am On Jun 07, 2023
Conner44:


If you drive as you had driven yesterday for only 10 days out of 30 this month you would have comfortably grossed that same N500,000 kanuisagoat says his 2019 graduate banker earns today clean.

10 out of 30 when it's not even December season yet plis tbis fuel brouhaha shocked this is what still baffles them here. They are still trying to come to grips with it and I don't really blame them for that.

Time will tell


If you can't buy a motor, enter road and make the same 500k in 10 days, stop wasting my time.

Unlike yourself and the fool larry1960, I have actually driven before and know the struggles of a driver.

Imagine the fool larry1960 saying he can buy 10 cars to make 300k weekly on rentals. You wonder why he can't just drive one himself and make more in a week. The imb.ecile will rather buy cars worth 30m to make less than he would have made driving one.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 11:44am On Jun 07, 2023
Larry1960:



Baba I no dey cap

I can decide to buy 10 fleet of tokunbo cars @ 4Million . My investment (land investment) worth 40Million grin
I buy and sell lands bro I dey do Land banking
I no dey shalaye I classify myself as Rich since I don reach 40M threshold
Who talk say rich man no dey show himself
Baba who God don bless no man can curse cool

I was even referring to that Kanusiagoat wey talk say him be 2.1 dey work for Multinational but later drove on Uber . I thought the guy was boasting he's a 2.1 graduate working in a Multinational They tell me say make I go dey drive
As for a newbie in millions baba no be today person see million Sha but I was just a fortunate Multimillionaire I never imagined that I would be worth millions today.
Me dey try clear that guy say I no fit stoop so low to beg my friend for money. May God in heaven never allow me see poverty Amen

Him dey look down on Uber but he wants drove on uber

I finished with a 2:1, still work for a multinational company. We are even recruiting. The mail was sent out this morning

Write I am sorry kanuisagoat on a piece of paper and post with your full picture make I give you the datails so you can apply..

Anuofia

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 11:33am On Jun 07, 2023
Larry1960:





Loz me beg her for me . Am way way Richer than the babe I go feed the babe generation
I go employ her sef . Babe wey dey beg me make I borrow her money to go Uk. Na so banks they promote their staff every year abi na him my friends from Access bank don resign go Canada. I know a Manager for first bank before him become Manager for first bank him do clock over 40years some bank managers no dey earn pass 1Million Month

Mumu boy ode say make I carry car enter road grin

Well I no fit because God has blessed me
You dey follow A Multimillionaire talk ooooo
I fit change your life for good
Infact Na fleet of cars I go buy give drivers
Oloriburuku somebody like you
Kanusiagoat I remembered one time you upload say na 2.1 second class upper you get and you dey work for "Multinational Company"
Ode shey Dem don sack you nii wey you come drive for Uber for sometime
Guy abeg no be everybody be your mate for nairaland cheesy grin
I repeat I go change your life
See one of my investment wey pay me 12.5Million yesterday

I know say nairaland go soon ban me but I no be your mate and no dey quote Multimillionaire like me
Impoverished human being like you broke ass Niqqur grin

I don't have the time for dick measuring contest. Shift go front go find who go play in the mud with you. Use the money to get a better phone. I can't buy the one you posted for my maid.

Access bank was paying 245k for graduate trainees as far back as 2015. They have not done any increase since then and your friend has only gotten one promotion in 10 years. You must think you're talking to idiots like you.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 8:33am On Jun 07, 2023
Larry1960:




Omo as the way things dey go grossing over #1.5Million a month is possible shocked


Money we some bankers no they earn
My friend has been working in the bank for 10years now she's still on a salary of 350 per month even with her masters degree
Before she go fit achieve #1Million/ month salary e go take her over let's say 5-7years
Add that to how many years she has been working in the bank
Miracle no dey tire Jesus shocked

Your friend dey lie to you make you no ask am for money. I have said it before that a young graduate who got into First bank in 2019 makes more than 500k monthly. Go and verify. And before you tell me she does not work with first bank, banks pay around the sane amount across grades. The structure may be different but na roughly the same amount. Another thing for you to verify.

Audit companies dey pay graduate trainees between 250-300k no experience but your friend with masters and 10 year experience is collecting 350k. Tell her to her face that kanuisagoat said she is a terrible liar.

Making 1.5m gross a month is possible but you never buy motor enter road. Are you Conner44? Na so una go use mouth dey call money anyhow. Ask the man you quoted why he does not drive everyday to gross the 1.5m.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 11:48am On May 13, 2023
Pearl1910:


They play, just dey play

Show us your dashboard from January to April

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 11:22am On May 13, 2023
Pearl1910:


What is d basis of this comparison? Because any serious person who started ehailing in 2019 should be making this amount since 2021 and much more than this by now.
Let's stop the comparison already.

E-haling drivers now make 900k gross monthly?

I'm not aware of this new development. Show us your dashboard let's see.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:40am On May 13, 2023
pope191:


In a nutshell everybody that applies for First bank is now earning 500k?

A lot of them are now on more than 500k monthly. Those who are not will get promoted this year and will join them.

You don't need to believe me. Do your own independent research.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:27am On May 13, 2023
A young graduate who made it into First bank as a graduate trainee in 2019 with no experience is now earning more than 500k monthly. If he applies for fmap, he will earn more than 800k salary with quarterly allowance.

Do uber but never lose sight of the goal. A word again is enough for the wise.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:04am On May 13, 2023
BAZ001:


Is dis playing or what kind of playing is dis

Themoderator you do this one grin

U brought out the famous RHD convertible Benz that never dies.
Kanuisagoat and elders that said Benz is not good for ehailing are proven right after all the gbas gbos

FASASI1 I hope there is no more from your mama cooking ? Biko stop dragging our Feli like Tiger Generator… internet and dis group will never forgets.

Gentlelife50 and yeyegbami you guys never change… violence bus lovers





Na so you take drag me out of retirement. A yoruba adage talk say if lies goes on for 100 years, the truth will catch up with it. The vehicle I used for ehaling is still on the road on rentals costing me 120k in maintenance inclusive of oil changes for every 600k it brings every six months. Can you beat this reliability after three years on Lagos roads?

Anybody wey go buy wrong motor because Felicity wan chop commission will have himself to blame. When the motor wants to kill you, he will be happy to rub it in your face like he is doing to Mr Farouq. A word is enough for the wise..

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:53am On Jan 30, 2023
YeyeGbami:


He say him buy extra 90 liters for keg.

When I drove, I used to use full tank of fuel in two days. By the third day I have to refuel. No active driver can use 140 litres for two weeks. It will finish in a week. The guy is likely not an active driver

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 1:58pm On Jan 22, 2023
jceesquare:

Compressor coil, I understand.
Park neutral safety switch, that one too is understandable.
Even tires sef is fair enough to fail unannounced.
But you see that your shaft pulling out, I'm sorry that is as a result of negligence on your part, or on the part of the mechanic if he worked on it and didn't tighten it well.

Some little background information. The previous one was bad. I bought a brand new unit from madam radu at the cost of 135k. Couple of days later, the entire shaft pulled out. Of course, I believed it was an error from the mechanic. I got the nearest mechanic to help put it and all seemed good.

The following day, it pulled out again. Apparently, it turned out the shaft itself was the problem. This was a brand new unit. Thanks to madam radu and team, the shaft was replaced at no extra cost to me and I've been using it since 2020. No issues.

The whole point is that, some vehicle parts may have issues even from factory that can make them break down without warning.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 11:53am On Jan 22, 2023
ReadaDream:
There was nothing wrong with my belt. Power steering pump hooking caused the belt to cut.

What other sign? I parked a car, tried to start it and it won't bulge.

It's funny how you try to downplay others personal experience to negligence or lack of proper care. I will say this anywhere, cars are machines, they can develop mechanic or electrical fault at any given time; without notice. Why do manufacturers recall vehicle? Abeg make we die the matter.

Let me list the car parts that have failed on me without prior signs of failure.

1. Compressor coil spoilt and AC stopped chilling
2. Shaft pulled out
3. Park neutral safety switch
4. Tires
5. Water Pump


That mechanical parts can fail without warning is not even up for debate. However, with proper maintenance, we can minimise the chances of it happening.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:15am On Dec 04, 2022
Barbiturate:


I still have my bolt account but I don't use it because of their high commission.

Conoil at Alagomeji hasn't been selling for about 3/4 days now.....that's where I usually buy.

The long queue and crowd at NNPC MM is really discouraging....same with NNPC HM, but I guess I'll just have to dedicate half a day for it.

Don't do it, it makes no sense. Unfortunately, people don't realise. Corolla has a tank size of 50 litres. You'll fill with N8500 at 170 per litre. Someone who buys at 230 per litre will fill with N11,500.

In essence, you saved N3500. Another random driver who buys at 230 didn't have to queue and would have made more than N3500 driving while you're still there on the queue trying to save N3500

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 7:19pm On Nov 07, 2022
Muhammadson2020:


Don't mind him, he is sleeping on a bicycle


He will surely wake up and smell the coffee


Na dashboard dey give am some false impression.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 7:09pm On Nov 07, 2022
Conner44:


The bolded above is what they all say until the emergency situation catches them unawares grin then they will either pay the towing van/lastma/thieves heavy cash (sometimes far more than the price of this gadget) just to wiggle out of the chokehold.

I sell to many nairalanders anytime this product is in stock. Even right now a few have already purchased theirs from here or there on this same forum. I’m not advertising it on this thread to target people on rentals , it’s for people who value their property, life and time.

So just know that everyone doesn’t think or act like you and all fingers aren’t equal. If anybody feels that the gadget is a waste of money then let them jump and pass so others who have ‘foresight’ can see road wink

Okay cheesy

Let me know when you sell one unit on this thread cheesy

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 3:28pm On Nov 07, 2022
Conner44:


Every driver or vehicle owner should have such a device in their vehicle. It’s as important as a fire extinguisher or jack & wheel spanner. I know the price will scare people but that’s how Nigeria has become.

Last time this product was around it was sold at N85k, that was around June or so. Today just see how much it has become. Last week Thursday when it was brought out of the container each unit sold for N105k, today it’s N115k cry and anytime it’s around it always gets sold out within a week so I project that by this Friday it will be off the shelves.


Baba he's right. Leave all the dashboard wey people dey post here. There's not a single person on this thread who will buy it.

People toil dey and night to earn money driving on bolt. You think they will throw it on a N105,000 device that does nothing but pump tire that can be pumped with 200 naira or bail you out once in a year when your battery fails.

The people who can easily buy it are mostly salary earners who are buying cars from dealers. Your target audience should be first time female car buyers who are salary earners.

If you think any bolt driver on this thread will buy this device then you are on a long thing.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 1:49pm On Nov 02, 2022
SamuelTaiw0:


Bro, I don't even know sef. If I find one I'll take it. But sincerely I'm not actively searching like before because the thing weak me.

I've started looking into other things to fetch money. Found one cheap course on copywriting, I've been reading materials since Sunday.

If money comes from there, I can start paying to learn high earning tech courses. I'm thinking something along the line of AWS.


Truth is there are fewer partners available as compared to 3yrs ago. Getting a car on rental or HP is getting more difficult. Things happen.

It was bound to happen. Except rentals increase to 50k, no one will buy a Tokunbo Corolla to put on bolt. Even the Nigerian used is now going out of the reach of most people.

With the dollar rise showing no signs of abating, the scarcity of cars for rentals or HP has just started.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 5:33am On Oct 29, 2022
SamuelTaiw0:


Okay so I have this Camry. I'm yet to see it o. It's at Egbeda, if you can come for inspection with your mechanic.

Still priced at 2.2m. you can negotiate at inspection ground. Owner said car is in solid condition but you'll confirm yourself with your mechanic.

From the plates I believe he's used it for at least 3 yrs or more. Frequency of use I don't now know but body looks decent enough.


I can get you more cars too.

Chat me on
070 267 934 86

We are our own problem in this country. This piece of junk has been used at least 7 years in Nigeria, been through hell and yet, the owner wants to sell it double of what he bought it.

Buying this car at anything beyond 1.4m is such a bad deal

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