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10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys
There are variety of acts ladies display when they visit guys, and they want to avoid s*x just to protect their dignity. In fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these acts As a matter of fact, some of them will still fall prey grin Lemme keep the ball rolling cool
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na so I lock door. The lady stood up immediately and demanded I opened the door, saying she was suffocating of heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn’t trust me grin
2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you might have noticed it. Once she starts seeing your moves, she will PING or send her friend a on Whatsapp/BBM, that she should do the needful. Suddenly, her fone will start ringing at intervals, she will pick and start begging the person to kindly give her 5minutes to show up
3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3hours with you; she had barely spent 45mins, and starts heading towards the door when she notices your boxers is having a different shape, she says “my mom should be expecting me by now cos I told her I wouldn’t stay long"
4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine paid me a visit. She entered into my room and refused to sit on the chair or bed. Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree; oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree; oyah sit down on top rug den, she no gree oooo… Could you believe this lady said she was comfortable and stood for nearly 30 minutes
5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for the toilet, saying she wanted to change her pad. Immediately, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him original Bsc certificate for inside gutter
6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In watching A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on the movie as if they are writing their final year exam grin
7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell you that you are the first guy that she will be stepping her feet into his room. This is to signal to you that courtesy demands you don’t initiate s*x
8. She Wears Tight A Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure themselves. Those who are not too sure of themselves will wear a jean trouser that will be as tight as escaping from Kirikiri grin
9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival that she will be coming with a friend. She suddenly showed up with her friend. It’s just one of those things grin
10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be fasting in a bid to signal to you that No show at all. Funny enough, some of them will mistakenly eat bubble gum grin
Feel free to add yours
Have fun cool

Barca all d way...dz people go chop lyk 5-0 olohun..
Meanwhile still celebrating my F.A cup win bak to bak..*dancing sekem* to all liverpool fans wey wan buy benteke anoda waste of money..mk I sell una sanogo..lol

sinaj:
*hands him eyeglass*


iz ya vision ok now

lol..the second piks tho ..2face b lyk "guy chill I no get tym fr pictures"

*Taking a closer look*that's not a kiss nw...na peck
Anyways d woman fyn sha..

Maczeelly:
Op are u high on sometin hot.........is that a kiss or a peck

OYAMILENU O

lomprico:
She said no chemical yet she said its cream, so I dey wonder wetin dem make d cream with na.

dm no go. Kill us 4 naija

Hmm...he's kick-started d work alredi..#ekoonibaje..#ibelongtonobody

lomprico:
What composition is the cream made of, sand and water??

buhahahaha...guy u funny sha

Very soon d igbo bois go do d shirt..twuld start trending

Dorrobucci:
We think you are being stupiid.

I tink u don't read d rules b4 u say dirty words to a fellow nairalander..na so una dy take fail 4 skul...ur opinions is all dy want if u nor geh anytin tu say y nt read and pass by rather dan u sayn ds rubbish wrds...I must say u're a talented fool..ur foolishness is in H+

Now that our newly elected president has assumed power,he'll investigate thoroughly and pounce really hard on the criminals that has been consuming the funds meant for other purposes in this country..
OR what do u think my fellow nairalanders

#confused....

Jklue007:
U don dey madt abi??

...*speaks in a low tone*hello..is okonjo iweala ur mom?

Not concerned by all these specs.of phone being released...rocking my Bold5 snce 2014

[quote author=eleojo23 post=34017414]I envisage a time in Nigeria when people will not have to run to foreign countries for greener pastures.

Together we can make our own land green. It will not be easy but I believe we can do it. Bad belle people no go gree

Yaaaay!!!love that guy called Rosicky...esp.his banana passes tho...lol

Tomfrench:
JEEZ!! how did dis Guy gain admission into UNN maybe he's studying music , the grammatical blunders are stinking to high heavens

...LMAO...state of confusion..just a mere phone can drive someone nuts to committing this grammatical blunders#RIP english

Na I'm sabi...

Na wa o...suffering and learning

9ja go trash dm naa

[i][/i] Choi dts my buhari....

[color=#990000][/color] Here dy r again wit deir promises...ltr dm go sell m to anoda private companies....m tired of fake promises..beta to go ashawo aoz dn vote dt dae jawe

Please can an I.T student apply too

c ha small yansh ;Dc ha small yansh

All fine and dandy but as always
into the last 16 and it will be there we meet real
class and a swift return to reality and the chase for
fourth! All fine and dandy but as always
into the last 16 and it will be there we meet real
class and a swift return to reality and the chase for
fourth!