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PoliticsRe: President Buhari Meets With Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala In New York (Photos) by Klington: 2:43pm On Sep 21, 2021
Madam always carry her handbag herself.
No time for all Those stupid African dirty protocols.
Very principled woman.
More grace to her Jareee.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala's Brother, Ifechukwude Aninshi Escapes Assassination Attempt by Klington: 10:41am On Sep 19, 2021
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Tissaia:
Honestly don't give a fck
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You're just jealous.

PoliticsRe: Bandits, Terrorists Occupy 1,129 Square Kilometers Of Forest Reserves In Nigeria by Klington: 11:02am On Sep 15, 2021
angry
PoliticsRe: Bandits, Terrorists Occupy 1,129 Square Kilometers Of Forest Reserves In Nigeria by Klington: 11:01am On Sep 15, 2021
wink
Science/TechnologyRe: Nasa Testing ‘AIR Taxi’ That Shuttles You Across Cities In Minutes(Pix, Video) by Klington: 11:27am On Sep 14, 2021
Where as in one sh*thole revival of cattle grazing routes is a top priority.
PoliticsRe: Lagos DPO's Missing Pistol: Police Release Lady, Removes DPO Over PUNCH's Report by Klington: 11:44am On Sep 13, 2021
The entire security system needs complete overhauling.
Almost all of them are using their offices/positions to commit all manner of unthinkable heinous crimes against the people they claim to be protecting.
PoliticsRe: Lagos DPO's Missing Pistol: Police Release Lady, Removes DPO Over PUNCH's Report by Klington: 11:43am On Sep 13, 2021
grin
EducationRe: Teacher Recounts His Seduction Experience In Female Secondary School by Klington: 9:53am On Sep 13, 2021
*ERECTION*

Mr MAN! That early morning erection is not for sex, it only reminds you that you are a man and needs to get up from bed and work to be a real man. Poverty is manufactured from the bed. If you follow all the dictates of your erections and urge for sleep, you will die in poverty.

*NOTE THE FOLLOWING*

Erection is a state of arousal of sexual desires in a man in preparation for sexual exploit.

Having an erection is natural but obeying the dictates of your erection is a choice.

For every erection, there's a responsibility. Wise men have control over their erection but foolish men obey their erections.

Any erection not properly controlled is capable of leading one to early grave.

Many became useless fathers because they didn't control their erections.

Some are in prison because they followed the dictates of their stupid erection.

Others have lost great opportunities in life because their erection pushed them.

The stupidity of erection is that most times it isn't selective.

Unchecked erection has led great kings to be at the bed of their slaves and maids.

Erection has not left the clergy out of the drama as many have been found messing up with those they ought to be shepherd over. What a stupid erection!

A strong man is not measured by the level of his physical muscle or by the number of nations he has conquered but by his ability to control his erection.

No man in history could be said to be more powerful than Samson yet his erection made him the weakest in history, his erection made him fall on the laps of a woman.

David killed Goliath and conquered many great nations but he couldn't conquer his erection, he became weak at the sight of Bathsheba, the wife of his servant.

Reuben ruined his future and generation after him because of his uncontrollable erection.

Don't let your erection destroy your destiny!

Your erection is a sign you are a real man but following it to everywhere it leads you is a sign of weakness.

Any man who cannot control his erection can't control his life.

The only time your erection cannot mislead you is when you use it within the confines of your marriage.

Stop following your erection, follow your vision.

Unto Him who is able to keep us from falling I commit each and everyone
of us and pray that we shall all finish well and finish strong. Amen

*DON'T ALLOW YOUR ERECTION TO DETERMINE YOUR DIRECTION!!!*
Foreign AffairsRe: US Last Drone Strike In Kabul Might Have Been Against Innocent People - NY Times by Klington: 11:12am On Sep 12, 2021
angry
CareerRe: Experience With Helping Friends Fund Their Business by Klington: 12:36pm On Sep 11, 2021
Though it was a little amount (35,000CFA).
I lent it to my so called friend in January this year to enable him pay for the goods he bought at Cotonou.

Six months months down the line dude arrogantly refused paying back.
After a lot of dragging, he agreed to pay lesser amount because there was a drop in exchange.
It was painful.
RomanceRe: Man Shares His Experience With A Hotel Receptionist (photo) by Klington: 9:36am On Sep 11, 2021
grin
PoliticsRe: Rate Your State Governor From 1-10 And Give Reasons by Klington: 9:35am On Sep 11, 2021
0/10 for all them especially Lagos.
PoliticsRe: Bashir Magashi: Bandits Becoming A Nuisance, Nigerians Believe We're Incapable by Klington: 8:41pm On Sep 07, 2021
Talk is the cheapest commodity in Nigeria right now
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Klington: 2:18pm On Sep 05, 2021
Yinksdavid:
You can download the following

Chrome.
Camino.
iCab.
OmniWeb.
Opera.
Please how do i download them because i can't even find them on Apple store.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Klington: 1:03pm On Sep 05, 2021
please can anyone help me out on which other browser i can download on MacBook Pro and how, because the default browser {safari} is just connecting to server when i try to open even Facebook.
PoliticsRe: ISWAP Distributes Fliers In Borno Threatens Residents Giving Information To Army by Klington: 12:21pm On Sep 03, 2021
Things just getting messier by the day.

PoliticsRe: Court Restrains Buni, Others From Acting As APC Caretaker Committee Members by Klington: 5:25am On Sep 02, 2021
When did they start obeying court orders. undecided
PoliticsRe: Falana To Buhari: Pardon Convicted Soldiers As You Do Repentant Boko Harams by Klington: 5:20am On Sep 02, 2021
Not the buhari we know.
These are the kind of people he treats in the language they understand.
PoliticsRe: SERAP Seeks Details Of ₦729 Billion Payment To Poor Nigerians By Fg by Klington: 1:22pm On Aug 29, 2021
This man will never rest until he transfers all Nigerian common wealth to his fulani terrorists brothers using various means.
PoliticsRe: Heads To Roll Over NDA Terror Attack by Klington: 8:27pm On Aug 27, 2021
They should all burry their heads in deep shame
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Rachel Oniga's Burial by Klington: 8:21pm On Aug 27, 2021
Death, the ultimate prize that awaits everyone irrespective of status.

RIP Madam.
PoliticsRe: Hadi Sirika: Nigeria To Start Production Of Airplanes Before 2023 by Klington: 9:24am On Aug 26, 2021
Useless jokers that can't produce ordinary pencil
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Did You Receive A Mail From DCSL/ICPC Recruitment? by Klington: 6:18pm On Aug 25, 2021
Yes, but my test date was like two weeks back.
They said they will send another token btw today and Friday.
CareerRe: A True-life Story Happening To A 23-year-old Boy At The Moment by Klington: 5:24pm On Aug 19, 2021
Heed the advice of your dad and run as fast as your legs can carry you without even looking back.
CrimeRe: Rapist Withdrawing Money From Olajide Omowumi Blessing's Account Caught On CCTV by Klington: 3:59pm On Aug 18, 2021
Humanity died a long time ago!
Foreign AffairsRe: Afghan President Ghani Flees The Country Following Taliban Take-Over (Photos) by Klington: 9:13pm On Aug 15, 2021
onuman:
Buhari and his likes from northern Nigeria shall always win Nigeria’s presidential election because of the excess number of states proliferated in Arewa by northern military dictators who wrongly used land mass or population as criterion to proliferate too many states in the northern region of Nigeria.
A presidential candidate must win 25% of votes in 24 of the 36 states before pronounced winner of Nigeria’s presidential election. No southern candidate can win unless north is tired of ruling Nigeria.


When the heat gets hotter on the Buhari and his likes of the north, they appoint a stooge from the south as president of Nigeria to hold brief for the north.

It’s like Southern politicians still don’t understand that land mass or population is never used as criterion to proliferate too many political units in an area of larger land mass or population , in a country formed by many distinct regions.
That's exactly the point.
Foreign AffairsRe: Afghan President Ghani Flees The Country Following Taliban Take-Over (Photos) by Klington: 8:15pm On Aug 15, 2021
Bouz:
Don't pity Nigeria, but pity the fools that supported this current administration into power. Nigerians suffering just got worse under this administration
But na all of us dey suffer the consequences of their foolishness.

no serious country would have buhari as a local govt chairman sef
Foreign AffairsRe: Afghan President Ghani Flees The Country Following Taliban Take-Over (Photos) by Klington: 6:35pm On Aug 15, 2021
Naughtysex:
I thought i was the only one thinking towards that line
Nah... You're not the only one.

Sooner or later, they will start fixing them in all the strategy govt agencies, then it will be game over.
PoliticsRe: More Boko Haram Fighters Surrender To Troops (Picture) by Klington: 5:09pm On Aug 15, 2021
That's their plan B playing out.
Foreign AffairsRe: Afghan President Ghani Flees The Country Following Taliban Take-Over (Photos) by Klington: 3:47pm On Aug 15, 2021
It's the prize of pampering and romancing terrorists.

I pity Nigeria.

I'm very suspicious of the recent and sudden surrendering of bokoharam terrorists

Ee get why
PoliticsRe: Ugwuanyi Empowers Udi/ Ezeagu Youths, Women At UEPA Ward Executives Inauguration by Klington: 5:34am On Aug 15, 2021
50k that's can't buy two bags of rice.

Na that one be the empowerment.

Nigerian politicians, they will Dole out billions for themselves and shamelessly throw peanuts to their subjects.
EducationRe: BBNaija Vs Educational System In Nigeria (Photos) by Klington: 12:08pm On Aug 14, 2021
What do you expect from a country where stupidity and immorality are held in a very high esteem.

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