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PoliticsRe: Hope Uzodinma Pays N8M To Fulani Herdsmen Who Lost Their Cows by Klington: 4:48pm On May 14, 2020
How much did he pay those that they killed and destroyed their means of livelihood?

Ass licking bastard.
HealthRe: COVID-19 Cure: Iwu Says FG Yet To Show Interest In Their Drug by Klington: 3:12pm On May 11, 2020
FG has never shown interest in any meaningful development.

They only show interest when it comes to looting.

Irredeemable mediocres
PoliticsRe: Wike Demolishes Prodest Hotel, Eleme In Rivers State (Pictures) by Klington: 2:51pm On May 10, 2020
Nigeria leaders and over-bloated ego are like 5&6.

They have limited isolation Centers.

Why not convert it to one.

Fools.
PoliticsRe: FG To Commence School Feeding Programme In Four States Next Week by Klington: 11:55am On May 10, 2020
For those who yet to understand the reality, it's another conduit for siphoning our common patrimony.

* Palliative= audio
* Conditional cash transfer= audio
* School feeding= audio.
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Klington: 10:15pm On May 08, 2020
Semaj77:
gringringringringringrin And also swallowed some of it , try it , it doesn't taste that bad
You didn't read my experience... I took to my heels the moment she insisted on kissing me while her mouth was still filled with my own spills....jeez...shit is disgusting.. grin grin
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Klington: 9:54pm On May 08, 2020
Semaj77:
I once had a girlfriend who said she wanted to know what semen tasted like , so while we were making love she gave me head until I came in her mouth , she then proceeded to kiss me with a mouth full of my jizz. So yeah I've tasted/ swallowed my jizz and it isn't half as bad as I thought it would be but that would be the first and last time I'll do that.


I have another story crazier and more gross than this but I wouldn't want to share that
Like seriously, you tasted it......you must be a cultist.
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Klington: 8:25pm On May 08, 2020
Had a long time crush in an unusual place.

She sucked and insisted i cum in her mouth, which i gladly did. Next thing she asked me to open my mouth so she could pour it inside my own mouth......jeeezzzz.

That was how my local government crashed like 9ja stock market, I ran as fast as my legs could carry me and never looked back....

i still spit each i remember the ugly incident.
CrimeRe: Umumbo And Omor Clash In Anambra, Many Feared Dead, 300 Injured, 50 Missing by Klington: 9:15pm On May 07, 2020
[s][quote author=Tissaia post=89294578]Let the blame Fulanis like they always do.
They are probably fighting over two acres of Land. This people want to govern themselves. they think running a country is a joke. one Nigeria is a favour to them. They need to be saved from themselves. Imagine lamidi cownu is president, wike is vice president, Asari dokubo a minister. Evans a senator. Tompolo Chief of Army, boyloaf chief of Navy. Just imagine the Chaos.
This people thinks the new world oder is a joke[/s]
RomanceRe: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by Klington: 12:46pm On May 07, 2020
uthlaw:
no suppose pain you...you don nack tire na!
E pain me wellawella oo.

The nacking don eat very deep into my brain.

As young as she was, she too get experience for the level even pass the matured once wey i don bleep before.
RomanceRe: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by Klington: 11:34am On May 07, 2020
My story long oo, but I will try to paraphrase.

So i was in my finals in 2014 and was doing security job at night. So on this fateful day, i didn't go to school and was sitting in our office when this pretty girl walked in with her elder sister, seeking to be employed as a security guard. She was employed the next day with my influence and we became friends...She told me she had only one boyfriend while in secondary who later broke her heart and i swallowed it hook line and sinker because she looked very innocent. We started dating almost immediately....This baby dey fire no be here oo. Two weeks later, I realized a certain number kept calling her each time we were together and she would never pick. She would always tell me it was her younger brother and this number could call up to 50 times none stop..On one occasion, i decide to check the phone while it was ringing because I never bothered to check because i believed everything she told me about herself, only for me to see the name of the caller saved obim (my heart), immediately babe started weeping that she was no longer dating the guy and the guy has refused to let her be bla bla....Well, i was already neck-deep cos of the constant knacking i was enjoying. We moved on.
One fateful Sunday, babe said she was coming after church and i was waiting till evening, called her number but it was switched off. A friend of mine who lived next to their house called to tell me that a certain guy came to my babe's house to beat up her sister accusing her of arranging his girlfriend for different men...And that sister said was going to report me to my company for always keeping the girl... Two days later, she came back,refused to talk to me.. Ater a week, na me go begin apologize because her style of knacking don enter my head. We started again. Few months later, i was posted to sokoto state for NYSC and she cried and insisted i take her along. But I pleaded with her because i had never been to the north before. I travelled and we were always chatting and calling each. I came back after orientation camp and everything was fine. I went back and things started to change, calls and chats dropped. Babe gained admission without mentioning it to me. I came back, called her and she was sounding very platonic. I chatted her on WhatsApp, next thing she upload a pic where she was kissing a guy��, I asked if he was her boyfriend, and she said yes�‍♀. I went offline, next her call came in,I wanted to ignore it but decided to hear what she wanted to say, only for the boyfriend to give serious warning never to call or chat he's girlfriend again.


This was a girl who constantly told me she couldn't even date any other guy if not me. That she would rather die than have anything to do any man in her life except me...chaii. This life no just balance
FamilyRe: Francisco Tchikuteny Sabalo Dead: Angolan Man Who Had 281 Children From 47 Wives by Klington: 3:38pm On May 02, 2020
One of the reasons the West are trying too hard to depopulate Africa.

Rip.
CareerRe: Dangote Group Converts Lockdown Break To Staffers' Annual Leave (Photo) by Klington: 6:38pm On May 01, 2020
Very thoughtful of them.

Only unproductive staffers will agitate.
BusinessRe: COVID-19: Shell Cuts Dividend For First Time Since WWII by Klington: 6:36pm On May 01, 2020
Almighty shell feels the heat.

It's well

PoliticsRe: Goni, Kyari, ModuSheriff, Elkanemi Death: Borno Lost 4 Red Cap Elders In 2 Weeks by Klington: 5:44pm On Apr 30, 2020
There's something evil about red cap

PoliticsRe: Customs Closes Gate To Stop Oyo Govt From Returning 1,800 Bags Of Rice (pics) by Klington: 8:48pm On Apr 29, 2020
It shows that there is actually something evil about the rice
PoliticsRe: FG Begins Disbursement Of Tradermoni In Katsina by Klington: 10:23am On Apr 21, 2020
Buhari looting Nigeria to his kinsmen.
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Sacks Mu’azu Magaji For Celebrating Abba Kyari's Death by Klington: 5:36pm On Apr 18, 2020
[s]
Yenefer:
Awesome.. we respect elders in our community and we don't insult the Dead he is probably high or something. Quick question do ignos have sane leaders? If yes.. what's there political strategy? They seems like people withouts direction when it comes to politics. Secessionists will not succeed in this Globalization. They attack every tribe online while they are Cawarddd in reality. So what's is there plan... hoping and waiting something bad to happen.. even so they will suffer the most. They need to sit down and calculate a better plan than following that scammer. And shouting we are Jews. I'm more closer to Jews than them, and I know Jews don't give a sh!t about other people than themselves and money
[/s]

Plain stu pid
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari's Death: Femi Fani-Kayode Mourns With A Tribute by Klington: 9:52am On Apr 18, 2020
seunmsg:
They misled others to hate him while alive and are now writing good stuff about him after his death.
Maybe you need to know how he stopped the minister of health from preparing for coronavirus pandemic and went as far as transferring procurement process of hospital needs to the ministry of agriculture.

https://punchng.com/coronavirus-health-ministrys-preparation-suffers-as-presidency-blocks-procurement/?amp=1&__twitter_impression=true
AgricultureRe: I Might Commit Suicide Soon by Klington: 3:24pm On Apr 16, 2020
[s]quote author=scoundrel post=88444832]All these internet trolls. It’s funny to see the lockdown hasn’t given them sense still.

If you commit suicide and I come across your wife I will love-vendor her to the highest-selling politicians. At least she’ll prove a better breadwinner than you can dream of.[/quote][/s]
AgricultureRe: I Might Commit Suicide Soon by Klington: 3:21pm On Apr 16, 2020
[s]
cyntobless:
Plz tell your wife to post your dead pics here, so then we can take over.
[/s]

Irredeemable nonentity.
PoliticsRe: Councillor Disappears With 30 Bags Of Rice, Beans, Millet In Niger State by Klington: 6:30pm On Apr 14, 2020
how he wan take share am to the whole local government
PoliticsRe: Bello El-Rufai 'Gang Rape' Tweet: Oby Ezekwesili Cautions El-Rufai's Son by Klington: 6:09pm On Apr 13, 2020
seunmsg:
You are nothing but a bigot. I didn’t mention any tribe or religion in my post. Little minds like you cannot make any point without resorting to tribalism and religion. They gave it to Bello and he gave them back. Fair is fair. Period.
By threatening someone's mother with gang rape.
Continue.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Address The Country At 7pm by Klington: 3:48pm On Apr 13, 2020
Coming to reel off a written script as usual.

No interaction with the press.

Mumu country.
LiteratureRe: Ola Rotimi's 82nd Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Klington: 11:36am On Apr 13, 2020
was he not the same man who was given 10 billion naira for national identity card project before he died
PoliticsRe: Buhari: The Lockdown Will Last As Long As Our Advisers Say by Klington: 11:25am On Apr 12, 2020
Duru9:
angry

Which kind wahala be this


I don already buy sniper keep sha

If there's no movement on Monday I won't have any choice than to ease this whole stress I don really suffer this life
I wish I have a better solution but we are in the same boat but this your idea is the dumbest. Pls rescind it, tough times don't last but tough people do. May God send help to everyone going through tough times. Amen.
PoliticsRe: SGF: No One Can Travel Out For Treatment, Healthcare Must Be Taken Seriously by Klington: 3:02pm On Apr 11, 2020
Our tourist president will not find this funny at all.
PoliticsRe: Masked Ben Bruce: This Is How We Are Living In US, I Can't Wait To Return by Klington: 3:00pm On Apr 11, 2020
oga dey your dey abegi
Christianity EtcRe: COVID-19: Deeper Life Donates N50m To FG by Klington: 6:45pm On Apr 09, 2020
Instead of giving to the real people that are dire need of assistance.
CareerRe: Pls Solve This by Klington: 6:19pm On Apr 09, 2020
Well, this is what I see....

4 + 4 x 7 =?

4 + 28 = 32
CareerRe: Pls Solve This by Klington: 6:14pm On Apr 09, 2020
Bigdaddy234:
73 correct, thanks brother
How's 73 correct pls?

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