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Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by konvict0111(m): 1:40pm On Jan 14
doggedfighter:

I won't go bunkers because I don't share the view that sex is the only thing that goes on in hotels .
Once we hear hotels here sex jumps into our minds. We should cure ourselves of that.
It's not always what we think ! thanks
Nice talking with you
Nice talking to you too cool
Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by konvict0111(m): 1:11pm On Jan 14
Neldrizzy:
lolz guy you wicked grin say she go hang leg on a normal day...

I swear I just de look al this NL girls forming woke, when we all know what they do behind keypads.. they are everywhere especially on Twitter..

They sound woke in their post and DO opposites in their DM cheesy woke girls are the easiest girls/things to get in this present day..

If you see My whatsaap chats you go fear... steady piping
grin grin grin Brotherly, No mind some babes here o! The fact say dem no give one guy chop, nor mean say another guy nor dey fire dem direct bombing for middle, las, las everything dey balance out at the end of the day.

You fit even help us dey shift some of the ogberagas come our kontrol, make we dey follow push their ministry go permanent site. I nor dey like babes we dey form aswear.

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Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by konvict0111(m): 9:16am On Jan 14
iCauseTrouble:

Jail my foot grin She be Buhari daughter? Maybe nairaland jail grin
Brother, the matter sef get as e be.

Babe nor just get joy at all grin grin grin
Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by konvict0111(m): 9:06am On Jan 14
victorian:








Believe him at your peril and try shiiit.

Na jail both of you will see yourselves in defamation of my character.

You and Icausetrouble will realise its not every lady u see online, u term olosho.

Awon Ode Oshi!

Useless morafuckas! Nonsense!

Ekpa!
Shuo!!! Nah so your vex dey be? Nah wah o, e be like say you go get hot temper small.

We never talk matter reach anywhere, you don begin dey threaten person with jail? Abeg no vex o, nah joke we dey grin grin grin

Unless you are trying to be mischievous, no one called you an olosho, you are the one forcing down that narrative on yourself.
Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by konvict0111(m): 7:59am On Jan 14
iCauseTrouble:

Her speedometer don spoil. Look for another babe wey her puna never reach elastic limit
grin grin grin ;DHow we for carry drive reach those exotic restaurants for island with damaged speedometer?

Na wa!
Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by konvict0111(m): 6:40am On Jan 14
iCauseTrouble:

Hehehe. If you don't know Victorian on nairaland, its either you are new or you don't have money to pay for her service grin
Ehen! Oya ja mi si nah. How much she dey collect? grin grin grin

Hope she's sweet in the middle share.

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Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by konvict0111(m): 10:09pm On Jan 13
victorian:









I'm not forming exotic anything. I have taste Biko.

No be only hang leg, na hanger u for talk.
Nah so you go talk, but true, true, you wan talk say you never find man go house go receiving anointing.

No try form levels here o! Nah market all of us kan sell for this forum. Lols!!!!

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Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by konvict0111(m): 9:56pm On Jan 13
victorian:






Can u imagine response coming from the guys?

The babes know already the guys want to fucvk them ontop indomie and egg. Or jollof rice and pieces of broken Titus fish.
Then the babes rethink again, wait o! I'm going to this guy's house to get laid?
Whats even in it for me sef?
Smhhhhh, lemme keep my bum bum in one place jare.

Is it jollof rice have not eaten before or indomie? Smhhhhh.

He go wait taya!



Anyways guys who are stood up waiting for babes at home, why not come out plain and let the babe know she's coming to get banged at your place.
It's that simple, instead of pretending u are inviting her to come see the decor of your walls.

In short Invite her to your house for what sef?


I remembered sometime last year, One guy I've been chatting for some days, said hi dear let's hang out this weekend. It will be fun.

I asked him hang out where?

He said his place.

I asked is there any side attraction in your home?

What would will be doing in your home? He chuckled. I stared at my phone and said to myself, this guy never know how far?

Anyways dear, Look if we are not hanging out In a nice exotic restaurant or bar on the island. Then sorry I'm not coming to your place. I'm tired looking at the four walls of a house. cheesy

Guys sef!
For your mind, you just kan dey form exotic and nice restaurant on the island. Lols!!!

Just say you don't fancy the guy, that's all. On a normal day, u go hang leg aswear down.

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Science/Technology / Re: Kakapo, The New Zealand Parrot: Scientists Struggle To Save It From Extinction by konvict0111(m): 10:19am On Jan 06
iretemide:
Alright I will, let me check
Thanks, I got your response. I have written back to you.
Business / Re: What Business Gave You Your First Million In 2019 by konvict0111(m): 7:30pm On Jan 04
spill:


Its very true, but am operating a Nigerian account and it's very much successful.
Internet fraudsters have tarnished the image of this country. Some of my Fiverr contacts do ask me if am a scammer since am from Nigeria but my answer remains if am a scammer my reviews could have stated it for you to read.

Bro be positive, no matter how bad our society is, lets stand out, upright and strong.
Thanks for saying it so well. Very well received by me.

Cheers!
Business / Re: What Business Gave You Your First Million In 2019 by konvict0111(m): 7:17pm On Jan 04
spill:


Data entry has to do with Ms Excel, word, Google spreadsheet etc.

I don't know much thou about data entry. Research and empower yourself.
Ok, Baba! You try, I really appreciate.

Let me reactivate on Fiverr and know how lucky I could get this time. I understand that clients are usually sceptical about offerings from Nigeria. I'm not sure how true this is.
Business / Re: What Business Gave You Your First Million In 2019 by konvict0111(m): 6:30pm On Jan 04
spill:


Learn what you have passion doing.
Graphics design, web development, web design, data entry are all selling.

Be consistent and available for the buyers to see you, also don't forget your good morals at home bring it to your platform too.
Thanks for your Swift response.

I'm very confident about my integrity and professionalism. If you know about data entry, would you be so kind to break it down here.

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Business / Re: What Business Gave You Your First Million In 2019 by konvict0111(m): 2:37pm On Jan 04
spill:


It requires real hard work. I don't have a social life anymore, because I'm always working.
I learnt about Fiverr here on Nairaland and I encourage Nigerian youths to learn a digital skill, master it, have good manners then sack your boss in less than 4 months.
What digital skills would you recommend from your experience? Thanks for letting us know.
Science/Technology / Re: Kakapo, The New Zealand Parrot: Scientists Struggle To Save It From Extinction by konvict0111(m): 2:12pm On Jan 04
iretemide:
q
I sent you a PM.

Please write back when you get it. Let's have a good chat on something.
Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by konvict0111(m): 6:41pm On Jan 03
doggedfighter:

I wasn't there but I know they could have been there for other things aside sex but since you sound so sure about knowing what they did maybe you should educate us and tell us exactly what went down
The burden to educate is on you and not me for choosing the role of the Devil's advocate.

That said, I agree with you that she could have been there for reasons other than sex; but it's nonetheless highly comprising for a married person to be in such a position no matter how you try to rationalize it.

I believe that if you got wind that your husband is in such a position, you'd go bunkers even before getting the full gist. Not so?
Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by konvict0111(m): 6:12pm On Jan 03
doggedfighter:

What should a married man be doing in a hotel?
Is hotel out of bounds for married women?
No, not at all! And no one said a hotel is out of bound to any gender.

So, I'd ask again, what would a married woman be doing in a hotel with a man who is not her husband?

Please try to educate us this time without needing to deflect. Thanks.
Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by konvict0111(m): 11:45am On Jan 03
Jodha:
Do yhu know what she went to do with this other man in the hotel?....

Biko no go spoil person marriage based on misconception...
What would a married woman be doing in Hotel with another man? Please educate me.

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Religion / Re: Is It A Sin For Married Couples To Use Condoms? by konvict0111(m): 9:09am On Dec 23, 2019
ursullalinda:



It's a kind of family planning that encourages safe sex......so the man can only make love to his spouse when she is safe.....the chances of getting pregnant is quite high......so the woman need to study her cycle wella
Oh, okay! Many thanks for letting me know.
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin For Married Couples To Use Condoms? by konvict0111(m): 11:03am On Dec 22, 2019
ursullalinda:
Well as a Christian and a Catholic using any form of sex protection apart from billings method is a sin
Please educate me about the billing method. Thanks!

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Romance / Re: I Need A Partner by konvict0111(m): 10:02pm On Dec 16, 2019
Try display a profile picture to support your case.

Just an advice please, not compulsory for you to do so.

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Education / Re: Ganiyat Tijani-Adenle: My Experience In Office Of UNILAG Professor, Lai Olurode by konvict0111(m): 9:39pm On Dec 12, 2019
maynation:
You want me to read this epistle? undecided
Yes please! Muster the courage to do so, you would find that all men are the same.

Here's a case of a man who inspire!

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Celebrities / Re: Blackface Apologizes To 2face Idibia Over Song Theft Allegations by konvict0111(m): 2:19pm On Nov 28, 2019
lomprico:

story! you cant rob me of my work and I sue you to court and we decide to settle out of court, you now tell me to apologize to you the thief for calling u a thief? guy!

diplomafire!
Okay nah, to each his own. No worry, Las Las you go dey alright.
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Apologizes To 2face Idibia Over Song Theft Allegations by konvict0111(m): 12:43pm On Nov 28, 2019
lomprico:


if he does, why d apology? why not just withdraw only.
Bro, that is called tact and diplomacy.

The key thing is both parties have agreed to meet somewhere at the middle. Think about it for a second, would you accept to share royalties with someone if you are convinced you have 100% intellectual property rights on the disputed asset or material? Certainly not!

Blackface definitely has a claim on the IP rights to the song titled "African Queen" and seems happy to go home with assurances of guaranteed income on that work in whatever form it will come.

This is why there's no longer crises in the middle belt. I hope you got the drift.

Peace in the Middle Belt!
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Apologizes To 2face Idibia Over Song Theft Allegations by konvict0111(m): 9:17am On Nov 28, 2019
lomprico:


it dint take any amount. blackface does not have a case, am sure he was seriously warned not to keep tarnishing tuface's image or else..
You can't be more wrong with your statement.

Blackface definitely has a case, but it's great that both parties have chosen an amicable route to close this matter once and for all.

Let's look on to brighter things from now on.
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Feeds Her Son, David Ifeanyi Adeleke While Listening To Davido's Song by konvict0111(m): 4:57pm On Nov 22, 2019
agbonkamen:
So she is now an authentic celebrity.....i must make money either by hook or crook grin grin
Legitimately is better. Just saying!
Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo: Never Stop Voicing Out Against Rape And Sexual Abuse by konvict0111(m): 8:04am On Nov 20, 2019
zaragal:


Its still available ccKonvict0111
Would you be able to share some pictures of the product with me?

Thanks for letting me know.
Romance / Re: Why Africans Do Not Like To Settle Down With Single Mothers by konvict0111(m): 6:03am On Nov 19, 2019
SBL28:


What energy? My comment was not even about the topic, read well before jumping.
Okay, fine. My apologies please!
Business / Re: I Need Serious Partners On This Business by konvict0111(m): 8:01pm On Nov 18, 2019
my2chains:


you can get to call me lets talk
09060680788
Ok, I'll call you before the week runs out. Thanks.
Business / Re: I Need Serious Partners On This Business by konvict0111(m): 7:19pm On Nov 18, 2019
my2chains:


hmm sorry am not on whatsapp for now
Ok, how can we partner on this business idea?
Business / Re: I Need Serious Partners On This Business by konvict0111(m): 7:08pm On Nov 18, 2019
my2chains:
Hello everyone here,

i have a business idea that i need serious partners or investors on,
although i have no capital or land to start.

please invest on farming today because it pays and its very profitable on the long run,

there are places in ogun state that rents hectares of land for 15k per year,

and also you can rent a plot here in lagos for only 5k a year

you can really plant pepper,okro,tomato,cucumber,ugu leaf.water leaf,plantain,cassava,etc

after planting you can carry them to sell at mile 12 market for faster sales,
or maybe any large populated markets around

although in mile 12 market in lagos a bag of 25kg pepper is sold 8k
a basket of tomato is 6k
a custard paint of okro is 300 to 700 depending on the season,
a bag of water leaf sells from 2,500 to 5000

please note the prizes of all this crops do changes with time,

and you wont expect the prize they are been sold today to be sold the same prize next week or so.

apart from mile 12 there are also other markets women nearby that needs steady supply of all this crops i have mentioned here.

to me all of them are profitable and good,
but i prefer planting okro because of no too much stress and worry of diseases and pest,

expectially the dwarf okro seeds that matures in just 54 days with less stress,

even without applying manure or fertilizers to it,

anyone interested in partnering with me on this will gain a lot.

If you already have a land that is free then this is an advantage

this dwarf okro produces faster everyday,

just 1 plot of land can give you much more okro to sell and make money as you can ever imagine,

if you have an acre filled with okro then you will have enough to sell comercially,

just 1 acre of land filled with okro will make you harvest baskets of okro every single day for almost 5-8 months depending on the duration and life of the seeds,

a basket of okro can sell upwards from 5k-7k depending on the season

and 1 acre of land can give you more than 10 baskets everyday

as for marketing i have agents in mile 12 that sells for you and take only 10% of the total sales

we can even sell at iyano-iba market that is very closer to my side.
Or do make supplies to restaurants that will be needing it

You can even startup with just 1 plot of land and be successfull in this and increase with time,

this is indeed a money spiner for anyone interested

invest on this and start counting real money

i am based in lagos we can get to meet one on one to discuss this

please and please i need people who can think outside the box on this,

i am geniun and i have no issue on trust
all i want is the way forward to achieving a greater tomorrow

a good name is far more better than a bad name,

a budget of 30-35k can startup and maintain 1 plot of okro till we reach harvest from renting of the land to buying of manures, dwarf okro seeds,pesticides/insecticides,watering them daily, transportation and fertilizers

all i want is just to be the farm manager thats all

do call me on 09060680788
thanks
I'm interested in learning more about this opportunity. Reach me on Whatsapp on 07080442213

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