enemyofprogress:
Very stingy sun






Is sleeping with a married man or woman a sim?

No, its a memory card

LordFriar:


I don't want to relate to posts like this and I hope I won't in the future.
I want to have so much money that I won't care how I spend it.

Ode.. If you can't manage pennies, u can't manage pound

Hmmm. This is interesting.

OP, jes like u, I'm intelligent and eventuality came out with a 3.47 cgpa. I felt bad at the moment but I was very honest with myself, I knew I don't have any proof of my intelligence hence, I had to look inwards and started turning my passion to business.
As at right now, I feed many. I thank God for my life.

Urs can be better. Plus, very little people become wealthy by being an employee

stardragon:
we need 500mb for 500n, 30days

Broke Ass. Guess u must be using Nokia Asa

mrvitalis:
Honestly ...

If you that a look at all the top 25 economy in the world

Compare gdp to their yearly national budget/revenue then compare what you see to Nigeria you would instantly know why we are undeveloped

You can have a national budget lest than 5% of your gdp and expect something serious

Until we have a budget of at least $100bn we can get any meaningful development

The people must be made to pay tax so taut they in turn would be forced to check mate their leaders and not be easily bribed or moved by sentiment during election

Yes oo.. U r right. If tax had been a major source of revenue to our government, trust me, I won't watch even my uncle embezzle because I know he's embezzling my hard earned money.

ITbomb:
5th Lesson
Use your Northern connections to bend policies to suit you so that you can create a monopoly and control production.
Meanwhile encourage people to use your "500k investment capital from your uncle" story to deceive youths who do not know that a brand new car then was less than 10k which approximate value today is not less than 5m.

Which means your uncle gave you about N500m today's worth of cash plus free Export/Import licenses to stay ahead

Haters' gang

This should be a punishable crime. Wtf! Good job by the artist.

ziggyzee:
Opportunities abound in the Data analysis field and it is a worthwhile venture if you have the resources to further develop your capabilities. You can be proficient in the use of CAAT tools like ACL or IDEA which is used in industries with a high volume of data e.g. finance and telecoms. Alternatively, you can focus on the emerging technologies such as Big Data analytics which has few professionals in stock, hence increasing your chances at employment. Data is the new oil and industries world over have turned their direction to getting maximum information from Data to make decisions and target their marketing efforts.
Remember: Data>Information>Knowledge>Wisdom.

Pls can u drop ur contact, looking to go deeply into financial analysis cos I love finance and anything finance. Will love to have a chat with you

Yes oo.. U can make a hell of a living analysing data. I have been carrying out data analysis since I was in school (2015). Now I'm done and I still get quite a lot of jobs from various corners(that's partially cos I'm quite good and iv got a good customer relationship). I'm considering going fully into post graduate research. Undergraduate Don tire me. Dem no get big money to pay. Bt mehn, if ur good with statistics, data analysis will really feed u brodaman. It's a very good venture. Start it.

Iamsammy:
congrat daddy, u satisfy now?

Lol. Yh

Iamsammy:
does DAT warrant DAT insult? All dz nairaland underage self, anyway na faceless forum sha

Me, Underage?? Lol.. Honestly, I most probably make enough money that can feed me nd u in ten places. Lol, me Underage.

Hey. I'm a freelance researcher and I major in management science. I can help u with dat. Pls do chat me up on whatsapp. 08104004476

Iamsammy:
,guy are u doing this. just to b notice or na ur mumu reach dz level? Coz iv been following ur comments even since

You must be jobless bro. The bro's comment made my night.

SniffyDsniffeR:


U must be the only one. Grass full ur area abi

Epic Reply.

M2dX:
Winning? All we need is N150/$1, then we will know they have started to win .

Lol.. It cant get to that until we become a net exporter bro/h*e

michael142:
Useless country

Must you be unpatriotic

Dyt:
Dunno why they make 2.2 sound like its just a pass


I graduated with 3.48
Yes I fell on 2.2 but doesn't make 1st class better than I am

We be on the same category brodaman. .. I'm hell more intelligent practically than those 2.1 niggas

Learn a skill and start something, no matter ow small.

carmag:
.if this post reaches front page make I bend
.
..all fingers are crossed. ..

Oya bend ooo

Abeg who sabi where those wey 'give a Bleep pass'?

Same set of people

Oyetboy:
Buhari has failed!

No bastard should quote me

I quote u Bro, 'Buhari has Failed!

epobot:


Sir pls advise,me, I am working in d bank as Atm custodian,doing msc in biz admin. Wat online,courses do u tink,i must do to be promoted and marketable ? also were can i do it.wich training school shld i register for maximum delivery of the course?

thank u in anticipation. My whatsapp number is 08169827645

Just google 'coursera''. There are numerous courses you can undergo

Tamakay:
Lovely piece. If not for the fact that somebody would tag me 'Mr Sabi', I would've said i am a don. OP made me to feel I went to school.

'Mr. Sabi'

WorldRichest:
Can you now see that there is very little Muhammadu Buhari can do if you and I do not change our mindset? Imagine this unfortunate issue, a man that was selected to investigate the stealing of our money, he too went behind to steal. Can Buhari alone do everything? Now, who can Buhari trust?

As in.. We r the cause of our problems as a nation. It is that bad. This is not a matter of Buhari or something, same will happen if it was even Obama that's the president.
We just need to change our mindset

Nawa oo.. We are the reason we are losing this anti-corruption war. When someone appointed to investigate is kworupt, wat shall we do? What can Buhari do?
We are the cause of our problems.
#ChangeBeginsWithMe

I don't know why this is usually news

twentyk:
i cant believe i just bought PURE WATER for 20 naira
the seller told me its 3 for 50 naira......
THINGS FALL APART
Damn didnt read the thread my bad.....i hope the boy is found and i can only imagine what the parents are going thru....

Kai.. Where is this country going to mehn?? Pure water? ? 3 for #50?? Nawa oo

If it's for academic purpose, then it's good. At least, our engineers will have some good practical knowledge on refining oil.

ShinnBet:


How is that possible?


With a population of 170million are you saying Nigerians eat 1 bag of rice per 1.7 people I.e roughly 1 bag per 2 Nigerians ?


That's a big lie!

Dude, u r very very unwise and probably jobless. U r one of those that want Buhari to fail and yet u keep wailing. I pity ur condition. Help nigeria so nigeria can help u. Back to the mata, so u don't think 2 Nigerians consume a bag of rice per year? Do ur maths broda