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RomanceRe: Say No To These Bad Habits In 2026 by Lalami3232(m): 11:21am On Dec 21, 2025
The fact that this list doesn't contain DNA test for non-virgins, then I'm not 100% impressed. But for now, I would score you 99% because you're right
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Kills Senior Hamas Official, Raed Saad In Deadly Gaza Strike by Lalami3232(m): 7:42pm On Dec 13, 2025
Israel no get joy ooooooo grin.
How I wish I can be precise like Israel in eradicating paternity fraud by non-virgins. That been said sha, abeg the bloodshed is enough. We need peace in the world at large, starting from Nigeria.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
RomanceRe: Lady Asks A Man To Send His Account Details For A Full Refund After A Date (pix) by Lalami3232(m): 2:52pm On Dec 13, 2025
Non-virgins go continue taking the lead as long as most of una wan impress. I can't give you what I can't afford to part with. She's a non-virgin for goodness sake!!!
RomanceRe: Mention One Valuable Or Important Lesson You Have Learned From Being A Nigerian by Lalami3232(m): 12:03am On Dec 13, 2025
Dem plenty but make I list just one. Every man who married a nonvirgin(roughly used) think say he own nonvirgin wife dey different from those wey do paternity fraud. Lasalas, we dey here to ready your story.

What do I even know sef?
CareerRe: Cybersecurity: Samuel Afolabi Lordsam Named As Trailblazer By CIO Magazine by Lalami3232(m): 10:18am On Dec 11, 2025
Evergreen4:
please can you help me into tech too
For now, go for Cyber security or data science and thank me later. Don't go for data analysis or data analytics, go for Data science or Cyber.
Then join me in educating men nationwide with the good news of DNA test,
CareerRe: Cybersecurity: Samuel Afolabi Lordsam Named As Trailblazer By CIO Magazine by Lalami3232(m): 10:14am On Dec 11, 2025
God bless the day I moved into tech!!!
If I no create an app wey go dey 100 percent accurate for DNA test, I wont rest because the fate of billions of men worldwide depend on my invention.
Once again, congrats to you bro, wishing you more success
CelebritiesRe: Israel DMW Unveils New Lover Two Years After Marriage Crash by Lalami3232(m): 9:45am On Dec 11, 2025
Congratulations to you bro!!!
I remembered when this guy's first marriage had an issue, you needed to see how nonvirgins(leftovers) were celebrating. Their mantra then was "Virginity no dey keep marriage". Even men wey marry nonvirgins dey tag me, some dey dish out insults to me like fried yam, which I ate in shame. But then I ask again, does having a partner who has been sleeping around make good marriage? For every virgin who got divorced, you will see 1000 nonvirgins getting divorced. Like I will always say "comparing a virgin bride to a nonvirgin(fairly used) bride is an insult to God and I who know the importance of virginity".

What do I even know sef aside ........................ ??
RomanceRe: Uk-based Nigerian Woman Tears Up As Boyfriend Dumps Her For Zimbabwean Lady by Lalami3232(m):
Only Nigeria men na fit date most Nigeria women because una mentality dey shocking to other men from abroad. A girl go dey broke and she go dey vex for her boyfriend. A girl go dey vex say you wey be boyfriend no dey give her enough money. God abeg ooooooooooo grin!!! Adults work to take care of themselves, relationship isn't a job. So I no blame the man for leaving abeg. The man go just disguise like say na because of the lady's features na he leave but we all know say na because una be parasite for pocket na make dem dey run cheesy
RomanceRe: ''After God Is Nigerian Men!'' African Women Declare Their Love For Us! (Video) by Lalami3232(m): 6:33am On Dec 09, 2025
Forget it eeh, Nigeria men dey try for women. You won't believe until you date men from other countries.
RomanceRe: Man Catches His Employee In Bed With His Wife After Installing CCTV by Lalami3232(m):
grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Some of una wives get big yansh and una no wan do DNA test, oga you and person wey plant corn by the roadside dey get same problem. . You wey marry a nonvirgin (fairly used) partner, I have these questions for you:
1. Why do you think your nonvirgin wife is the different from others?
2. Why you think say your preeq na the sweetest wey your nonvirgin wife don collect since she don dey swallow preeq like local anaconda?
3. Why you think say person wey fit open legs to other men before you came into her life will automatically stop opening it now?
4. Why you think say person wey fit give out virginity wey God carefully seal with blood and hide am in between her legs go fit dey 100% faithful? Was she faithful to God wey give her the virginity to keep till wedding night?
Oga I get lots of questions to ask you wey never do DNA test but make I stop here for now. Some of dem go dey tell me say "Did your father conduct a DNA test for you? ". So because my papa make mistake, make I continue? Did my dad use facebook, 2go, nairaland etc? So because he no use am, make me no use am too abi? Anyways, insult me for all I care, my one point agenda na to enlighten men with DNA test.
Back to the story, Oga you for no beat the boy to death, he was merely servicing madam's porous engine grin. Joseph was able to resist Portiphar but Nengak couldn't overlook madam's fresh thighs and yellow orange. Rest in peace young lad who died in active service!!

What do i even now sef aside .........................................?
RomanceRe: Will You Be Traveling Back Home ? by Lalami3232(m): 12:43pm On Dec 08, 2025
I won't due to security reasons!!! For now, anywhere I dey is my home.
I miss those years when people would go home and their parents go give dem decent, well mannered, well behaved, humble and virgin women as wives. Nowadays, I even hear say the village girls are far wider than township babes. Thank God for vagina tightening cream wey city babes dey take package. Back to the question, abeg I no dey travel go anywhere jare

What do I even know sef ?
RomanceRe: Are You Still Haunted By A Memory? by Lalami3232(m):
Have yall asked yourselves why I voluntered to go for massive DNA test campaign against paternity fraud by nonvirgins? Even with the insults, bans etc, I no dey ever give up. I dey come back again and again to enlighten my fellow men nationwide cheesy. Most of you may not know that I'm a tech guy, so my schedule choke. But I don vow to help men worldwide by pushing this DNA test campaign to everyone who cares to listen, irrespective of my tight schedule. The question is "WHY ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS DNA TEST ??". Its a story for another day sha but I just want you to know say your nonvirgin partner is not different from other nonvirgins out there and your preeq isn't the sweetest and biggest she has swallowed cheesy.

What do I even know sef??
RomanceRe: Did Your 2025 Plans Work Out? by Lalami3232(m): 6:37pm On Dec 07, 2025
I really can't say YES but atleast I've tried sha. Most men who married nonvirgins now know how risky it is not to go for DNA test. Though some of them intend going for DNA test but the amount for the test is discouraging. Dear men who married fairly used (nonvirgins), don't worry, I got y'all in my 2026 plan. I'm still building my DNA test app that would help yall know if those kids are yours or if your nonvirgin partner did paternity fraud.

What do I even know sef aside helping men who married fairly used partners!!!
PoliticsRe: President Macron Promises To Help Nigeria Fight Terrorism by Lalami3232(m): 12:49pm On Dec 07, 2025
Oga make una no just waste una precious time jare. There's a parable that says "the insect wey dey eat the vegetable dey live within the vegetable". If Nigeria wan finish bandits, they know what to do. The only people who are hopeless and helpless are those who married non-virgins(leftover) due to the high cost of DNA test. Channel your help to a more better option!!!

What do i even know sefhuh huh
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong To Cut This Kind Of Friends Off Or Am I Being Entitled? by Lalami3232(m): 11:05pm On Dec 05, 2025
This kind matter wear skirt!!! Bro you're not entitled, that boy no be your friend. No be everybody dem dey call friend oooo. I select friends like beans. If E dey sure say you go get the money before 16th, then use a loan app, that's the best bet for now
RomanceRe: Do This When A Girl Stops Liking You by Lalami3232(m): 10:45am On Dec 05, 2025
Do people still stress themselves for these non-virgins, even with the present state of this economy? Anyways, it can never be me sha. As a techie, I don already master the art of been alone and using my spare time to campaign for DNA test for those wey marry leftovers (nonvirgins). For those of una wey need attention of women, try get money and thank me later. You see as Potable and Ned dey bag the prettiest women? Its an indication that money attracts women but don't use money to lure them because its not worth it
RomanceRe: A Woman Narrates How She Deported Her Husband by Lalami3232(m): 10:27am On Dec 05, 2025
Na wa oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
RomanceRe: Bride Immediately Cancels Her Wedding Shares What Fiancé Did by Lalami3232(m): 11:43pm On Dec 04, 2025
I don't know if i should commend her for taking a bold step or if I should tell her congratulations for knowing her worth. But whatever sha, you're welcome back to the street. A lady once said and I quote "If you mistakenly miss a good man, dem go knack you scatter before you go fit see another one again". But even if I wan cheat, not with my fiancee's bridesmaid na. But if you look at it carefully, na those kind knacking wey you know say fit scatter your reputation na dey sweet pass. In such a scenario, the friend go dey far more tighter and sweeter than your babe grin. Devil bad sha!!!

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
RomanceRe: Don’t Force Your Girlfriend To Stop Talking To Her Exes – Lady Warns Men by Lalami3232(m): 6:49am On Dec 04, 2025
I had to comment twice because the thread dey sweet me, infact E dey give me orgasm cheesy. cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Don’t Force Your Girlfriend To Stop Talking To Her Exes – Lady Warns Men by Lalami3232(m): 6:40am On Dec 04, 2025
Every sane man already know this one na.
You be mumu that's why you want complete ownership of your non-virgin girlfriend. If her ex privatize the kpekus, E for reach your hand? Allow the flow of free kpekus in the street, stop trying to claim full ownership of these leftovers cheesy. A wiseman called GheGhe once said and I quote "YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS RENTED". Until y'all learn and accept this bitter truth, una go dey feel hurt for relationship. Some of you may be asking what you should do. Now let me tell you what to do, pls save this page for future reference.
In the year 1952, a kpekus scientist came out with a perfect theory to solve this problem and he called it THE SWIMMING POOL THEORY. Now the swimming pool theory says " don't bother who's swimming with you, who swam before you or who will swim after you. Just swim and go home".

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
RomanceRe: Asked My Woman If She Has Ever Done Hookup Before And She Is Upset Why??? by Lalami3232(m):
OP don't mind the gaslighting ooooooo, na their way be that. Wetin she dey do you na we dey call "reverse psychology", she wan make you apologize and never ask such question again. You no ask a wrong question, na something na warrant the question. The only way she could have proven her innocence is if she were to be a virgin. But since she's a leftover, you have every right to ask, though she won't ever tell you the truth. Let me ask you a question.... All these numerous runs girls wey you know, do you think their boyfriends know say dem dey into runs? Do you also think that they would tell their new boyfriend that they were once into runs? Even to tell you body count, dem must lie about am, talkless of say dem go accept to be runs babe at a time.
The reason most of una dey get hurt for relationship na because una too put mind there. Treat your babe like she's rented and thank me later. Or better still, use the swimming pool law which says "don't bother who's swimming with you, who swam before you or who will swim after you". If you get this mentality, you go get more peace of mind with your non-virgin girlfriend. OP I will advise you go and apologize, so you can continue drilling because alot of "hungry drillers" dey the queue dey wait for drilling with their tools grin

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
RomanceRe: Tell Us Your Christmas Plans. by Lalami3232(m): 5:55pm On Dec 03, 2025
My Christmas plan na to make sure say I finish developing my DNA test app wey go help men wey marry leftovers. But even I no fit complete am by December ending, make una just go hospital for thorough checkup while I'm still locked in.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
Nairaland GeneralRe: Worst Decision You Made That Affected Your Life This Year by Lalami3232(m):
Dem plenty ooooooo but two of dem stand out.
1. Continue playing sport betting: you see sport betting, E fit make Dangote or Elon Musk ask for urgent 2K if care is not taken.
2. At a point, I relented on my DNA test campaign and most men wey marry non-virgins go have to pay for my mistakes.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
RomanceRe: Guys, Which One Is Your Spec ? Pic by Lalami3232(m):
Depends on what you're looking for Sha. For flexibility on bed, choose option 1. For sidechick, go for option 2. For societal hyping, go for option 3. For super tight kpekus, go for option 4 because those people rarely have time for that.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Helped? Share Your Experience. by Lalami3232(m):
My going into tech na a complete story of "we helped him get to tech". That's why I'm passionate about helping men who married non-virgins get DNA test result from their partners. I would share mine with y'all and hopefully it would motivate others
RomanceRe: Ghana Police Arrest Woman Caught Assaulting Man In Viral Video by Lalami3232(m): 11:36am On Nov 29, 2025
I watched this video and I was so angry!!
RomanceRe: Women Don't Understand Sacrifice. by Lalami3232(m):
grin grin
Bros you're very right ooooooo because if they understood the sacrifices that God did in creating and carefully hiding their virginity in-between their legs and even sealing it with blood, they won't have given it out because of indomie and egg, shawarma or ice cream. For this, you're very right. But if you want to really confirm, then make the mistake of training her through school and you will understand why God regretted creating Humans

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
RomanceRe: My Wedding Is January But I Haven't Had Erection For Seven Months Now: Man Says by Lalami3232(m):
Oga this case strong ooooooo. But there are some questions I would like to ask you.
1. How frequently do you masturbate?
2. Have you tried having sex with a female and you didn't get an erection?
3. Have you gone to meet a specialist?
4. Do you have any underlining health issue? For me eeh, whenever I dey get malaria or fever, my holy preeq no dey stand. Na make I as if you get health issue.
5. Any case of untreated infection?
But whatever the case may be, go and meet a specialist. Forget whatever social media go tell you, na doctor sure pass. Don't tell your partner yet oOoOO because most women no dey fit hold secret.
Now let's come back to the part wey you say you never touch her before. Why most of una dey make this mistake sef? Dear men, if she's not a virgin, no fall for their trap of "no sex before marriage", else na borehole you go inherit. Why must it be your turn na she go start to get discipline of closing her loosed legs? Why not the turn of Ibrahim or Yemi or Emeka? Anyways, this na a topic for another day, for now make we face your problem. Bros, visit a hospital and know what's wrong


What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
FamilyRe: New Parents’ Rules For Guests Visiting Their Newborn Baby Sparks Conversation by Lalami3232(m): 2:46pm On Nov 27, 2025
The rules are cool, I don't have any issues with it. But DNA test suppose come first before giving out rules and regulations. So that we go know weather the pikin go dey call you Uncle Emma or Daddy.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
RomanceRe: Man 70, Found Dead After Drugs-motivated S*X Rump by Lalami3232(m): 2:45pm On Nov 27, 2025
cheesy grin this trend of a man always dying ontop of a woman is always attributed to these non-virgins. Una kpekus dey always carry barrier abi badluck? You can never see a man who died ontop of a virgin because the kpekus of a virgin brings blessing and life. In one African country, I hear say whenever a horse is feeling sick, na a virgin woman go jump across the horse and immediately the horse will be healthy. But if a non-virgin aka leftover tries it, the horse go die immediately.
Dear reasonable men, don't allow these non-virgins kill you because of sex. Most of them are already use to weed smokers, guys who take sex enhancing drugs before they dig them. You wey wan use your normal strength to please Dem fit die ooooooo. Just do your minor digging and standup, else we go read your story for nairaland someday
FamilyRe: Five Important Dresses A Woman Should Wear In Her Lifetime by Lalami3232(m): 12:43pm On Nov 27, 2025
The dress wey Dem take dey open belle no join the list? Ladies prefer that dress to wedding gown when Dem dey their 20s. When Dem enter 30s, they now prefer wedding gown to "open belle" dress cheesy

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Sells His House In Lagos For N60m, Relocates To UK by Lalami3232(m): 7:33am On Nov 26, 2025
May God help us!!! The government is just making people leave their root in search of greener pastures. Children are saying final goodbye to parents, all in search of greener pastures

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