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Pets / Re: Beautiful Pictures From KCR Dog Walk 2022 In Port Harcourt by Lazenby007(m): 9:52am On Nov 28, 2022
Nonsense
Politics / Re: Go And take Your APV, APC And you must vote - Tinubu Tells Lagosians by Lazenby007(m): 10:42am On Nov 27, 2022
Time Bomb
Politics / Re: Osun Governor, Oyetola Delivers Last Speech As Governor (Full Text) by Lazenby007(m): 10:39am On Nov 27, 2022
Too much unnecessary talks. Pack your load and leave that place now before I tear your slap !.
Celebrities / Re: CANEX: Genevieve Nnaji Attends First Public Event In Months (Photos, Video) by Lazenby007(m): 10:34am On Nov 27, 2022
Financial wonan
Politics / Re: Amaechi Built Five Flyovers, Rivers APC Replies Wike by Lazenby007(m): 10:31am On Nov 27, 2022
assholemods:

Facts
Monorail
Religion / Re: Should Christian Couples Practise Other Styles Of Sex Apart Frm Conventionastyle by Lazenby007(m): 10:29am On Nov 27, 2022
Enjoy self in anyway and style you can. As long as a third party does not know. She is your wife and he is your husband.
Adam must have blasted Eve in different styles and positions. It went on like that down to generations before the pornographers.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Built Five Flyovers, Rivers APC Replies Wike by Lazenby007(m): 10:19am On Nov 27, 2022
tesppidd:
Wike's foolishness and delusion is consistently encouraged and promoted by his ass-kissers and praise singers.

6 months from today they will all desert him when he no longer controls 40 billion naira revenue a month.

Then they just might tell him the truth; that Amaechi nor be I'm mate at all.
story
Politics / Re: Amaechi Built Five Flyovers, Rivers APC Replies Wike by Lazenby007(m): 10:17am On Nov 27, 2022
Brendaniel:
Though I still rate Amaechi's performance higher than Wike, However governance is not all about projects, some governors will do projects that are not needed just to syphone money and so on, I believe in taking people out of poverty first.
For example monorail
Romance / Re: Newly Wedded Nigerian Army Officer In Trouble For Posting Wedding Video by Lazenby007(m): 10:08am On Nov 27, 2022
Very anyhow armed forces with any how soldiers and officers.

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Politics / Re: There's One Vice-Presidential Candidate That Scares Me - Toolz by Lazenby007(m): 2:44pm On Nov 25, 2022
Moh247:
cool



Yep, Shetima would deal ruthlessly with all enemies of Nigeria


He is not Osinbajo that keeps shut while his people get disrespeted like an ice cream seller


Shetima would never turn to an Houseboy or mere commissioner because of some yeye Cabal,

*Shetima, got Bsc in Agric Econs UniMad
*Masters in University of Ibadan
*Has 1 wife and 3 children who are all educated
*Retired as a Banking Director in ZenithBank
*8years Governor, appointing Ibos and christian in his cabinet, building and rehabilitating schools even when Boko Haram where disturbing

in the mind if Southern Bigots, all Muslims are terrorist, all Northerners are Almajiri and uneducated, everyone should laugh at you like an idiot


.
pray for yourself and your family if they win.
Celebrities / Re: Sammie Okposo Is Dead by Lazenby007(m): 2:35pm On Nov 25, 2022
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, I knew he would soon die when he started living an adulterous life. He sang fake gospel songs to deviate the minds of true Christians from the ways of our lord Jesus while sleeping with several women behind the scenes. Very unfortunate to share Same religion with him. It's better we Christians adopt polygamy like our Muslim brothers than deceiving ourselves in front of our lord Jesus sad
Why are you pretending?. The Lord hates it.

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Family / Re: My Aunty Is Cheating On Her Husband by Lazenby007(m): 10:55am On Nov 24, 2022
Murjem:
Something isn't right about your write up..

How is it possible for you to have an uncle and not know him..

Is your Aunt's brother not suppose to be your uncle?

Please correct my doubt.
You dey mind the story teller
Family / Re: My Aunty Is Cheating On Her Husband by Lazenby007(m): 10:54am On Nov 24, 2022
Your maternal aunty whom you live with brings in a man and tells you he is her brother. And you don't know who your maternal uncle is. That must be scene one!
Politics / Re: The first Oil Field In Northern Nigeria (Photos) by Lazenby007(m): 1:43pm On Nov 22, 2022
Thank God. No excuse for refusing Biafra again. Let BIAFRA be !
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu: What Peter Obi Does After Every Public Outing by Lazenby007(m): 11:45am On Nov 19, 2022
Thinkam:
Peter Obi represents everything Nigeria doesn't need right now.

We don't want people that cares about the citizens approval.

We don't want someone that listens to Nigerians complains and wailing.

We need someone that will only do what is right to him.


Atiku is coming
is like your AZ is finished !
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Apologises To Beatrice Itubo by Lazenby007(m): 11:41am On Nov 19, 2022
Sooroptimist1:


This is nothing but absolute truth. The guys inexperience in Party organization is so glaringly shameful but his Halleluyah Boys will still praise him to high heavens for this kindergarten behaviour

To say he doesn't know anything about the present State of Health of his Governorship Candidate shows how detached from reality he is
And Tinubu well so?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Apologises To Beatrice Itubo by Lazenby007(m): 11:36am On Nov 19, 2022
Penguin2:
He shouldn’t

Well, if it’s because of her sickness, that’s fine. But if it’s about trading LP candidates for Wike’s support, Obi should not apologize to anyone.

Politics is give and take.

The Tinubu BATstards that are drinking panadol on top another man headache by criticizing Obi for asking Wike to take other positions and giving him the presidency, I want to know what Tinubu will say to Wike if he was to go to Rivers…

So, if Tinubu goes to Rivers, he will tell Wike to support him for presidency and also ensure that Magnus Abe of SDP wins the governorship election and all the House of Assembly Seats. Right?

Foolish and brainless BATstards!

Una go see shege.
Take 5�️
Politics / Re: Igbos Won’t Produce Nigeria’s President Through “Nzogbu Nzogbu” Politics -Soludo by Lazenby007(m): 10:37am On Nov 15, 2022
Rubbish talks! I thought this Soludo was really smart. The Obi train is no longer about igbos being organized or not, it is about what every sensible Nigerian wants. Is Edo state igbo land or Benue igbo land?.

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Romance / Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by Lazenby007(m): 10:33am On Nov 14, 2022
Zeb Ejiro Production Presents.....
Politics / Re: I do not know the woman: Diri Dismisses Claims Of Leaking Sifuba's Sextape by Lazenby007(m): 12:32pm On Nov 12, 2022
illicit:
But that woman set true true

tongue
I dey tell you

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Politics / Re: Adewole Adebayo Donates ₦‎10 Million To Flood Victims In Bayelsa by Lazenby007(m): 12:30pm On Nov 12, 2022
Very good gesture but the money has just been thrown down the water. The real sufferers of the flood won't see shishi
Investment / Re: FTX Hacked. Money In Accounts Stolen by Lazenby007(m): 12:25pm On Nov 12, 2022
feranmi143:
Yo fish, there are lot of hackers over here, small boys 14-20, one gave me access to a gmail account within 20 mins, with just the email address, the guy is about 14-15, i gave him $300 and told him we will have work to do by nextweek.
Hushpappy
Education / Re: Kperogi: Adamu Adamu's Admission Of Failure Will Be More Genuine If He Resigns by Lazenby007(m): 9:11pm On Nov 04, 2022
Aboki as an education minister !. God pls help us in this country.
Politics / Re: Billions Of Naira Stashed In Wike, Ganduje, Matawalle's Home - Sahara Reporters by Lazenby007(m): 9:07pm On Nov 04, 2022
Trinitycian:


Lol, this conspiracy eh. Biko, make we allow EFCC do their work grin
which yeye work!?. As you don rear am today, you no go hear anything again. Tell me one work wey EFCC don do apart from catching yahoo boys.

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Politics / Re: Protest In Aba Over Nnamdi Kanu's Continued Detention (Pictures) by Lazenby007(m): 7:14pm On Nov 04, 2022
Good one ! Well done guys ! Na small small e dey start.
Politics / Re: See Funny Reactions To Kilimanjaro Fire Outbreak by Lazenby007(m): 8:53am On Nov 04, 2022
I will rather live with Obi's curse than Tinubu's or Atiku's cursed blessing
Sports / Re: Eto'o Sensationally Claims Anelka Was Better Than Thierry Henry by Lazenby007(m): 10:56am On Oct 29, 2022
Arsenal vs Barcelona
Nairaland / General / Re: Python Swallows Woman At Plantation In Indonesia by Lazenby007(m): 7:31am On Oct 28, 2022
God1000:
Wow, this is hair raising.

Such horrific death.

I hate snakes, those creepy creatures are dangerous.

That python was really hungry oo.


I almost fainted about four years ago at about 7:30 pm in front of my house during an encounter with a cobra of this size, I sat on a chair and i was pressing my phone not knowing that the monster was just about 2-3 meters away from where I sat down gazing at me from inside the flowers.

The moment I stood up, it came out, I tried to kill it but the fear didn't let me get close enough, the snake escaped.

I didn't get myself throughout that period.

Did you say the cobra was of this python's size?!.
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Arrives USA (Pictures) by Lazenby007(m): 7:14am On Oct 28, 2022
Na die you dey so !
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Is The Only Spanish Team Left In The Champions League by Lazenby007(m): 6:24am On Oct 27, 2022
Shebi Raphinha and Kounde run go Barcelona.
Business / Re: Old Currencies To Expire 31/01/2023 - Emefiele (Video) by Lazenby007(m): 4:39pm On Oct 26, 2022
Naira will still be a DULLARD
Politics / Re: Mimiko Distances Self From PDP Presidential Campaign List by Lazenby007(m): 4:31pm On Oct 26, 2022
Pauladex:
I pray that the spirit of error and mistake continue to have it way in APC and PDP till the day of election so that we can bury the two satanic party till the end of ages. Amen.
Amen and Amen

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