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|Religion / Re: Commotion In RCCG Single Dating Group (Read Chat) by lebete3000: 12:09pm On May 29, 2022|
So those babes dey gree fvck before marriage. That's great oh
|Politics / Re: Peter Obi Joins Labour Party, To Contest For President by lebete3000: 8:42pm On May 27, 2022|
He has probably burnt bridges there, same way he's burnt this one in PDP...
|Business / Re: Addmoney Loan Goes Wrong by lebete3000: 4:39pm On May 26, 2022|
Abeg how me sef fit block my account from auto-debit?
Fear dey catch me sey these guys fit try something fishy with my bank oh...
|Politics / Re: Senator Ben Murray-Bruce Spotted With Kwankwaso (Photos) by lebete3000: 11:36am On May 26, 2022|
This wan sef wan become Kano Tinubu...
|Politics / Re: Pictures From Tinubu’s Visit To Nasarawa by lebete3000: 6:53am On May 21, 2022|
Why the governor no comot hin chair give am like that twàt in the bandit infested state?
|Romance / Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by lebete3000: 5:53am On May 21, 2022|
Tall, classy and nice...
|Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael Steals A Peek At Nancy Isime's Hips In Her Sexy Outfit by lebete3000: 5:37am On May 21, 2022|
Shut your mouth, she tried in that movie!
|Crime / Re: Lagos Police PRO Reacts To Viral Video Of Policewoman Crying For Help by lebete3000: 11:20pm On May 19, 2022|
My response to this is simply the video of that man laughing and saying "God av mercy apan as"
|Celebrities / Re: I “Settled” The Whole Airport — DaBaby Laments As He Leaves Nigeria (Video) by lebete3000: 6:57pm On May 19, 2022|
And commercial greetings too
|Politics / Re: NNPP: Kwankwaso Hands Over Kano Central Senatorial Form To Shekarau by lebete3000: 11:52pm On May 18, 2022|
If it comes to that level, North would rather rally behind Tinubu than give it to some pig fvckers. Not the word "to some pig fvckers" before you run along reporting me to the mods like a little Arrow as I didn't mention any names...
Abókis ain't as simple as you think...
|Politics / Re: Ahmed Idris: ASUU Queried Accountant-General’s Source Of Wealth Last Year by lebete3000: 11:34pm On May 18, 2022|
Make Khaki boys come back abeg, make Nigeria kuku dabaru...
|Education / Re: Condition Of Murtala Ramat Mohammed College, Yola Hostel by lebete3000: 1:43am On May 18, 2022|
Walahi you get am ba? Miss my days in Jimeta. Hausa pussy cheap and e sweet as e dey hold bura well well.
|Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 4 IPOB/ESN Members In Imo State (Photos) by lebete3000: 12:08am On May 17, 2022|
Beret indeed. Even English no fit you.
You go soon collect, no worry.
|Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 4 IPOB/ESN Members In Imo State (Photos) by lebete3000: 11:35pm On May 16, 2022|
You geh mind wan sell OK shoe for 25k. You wan collect abi?
|Politics / Re: Claim That Sokoto Enacted Death Penalty Law For Blasphemy Is False by lebete3000: 11:23pm On May 16, 2022|
E be like sey you wan collect abi?
You go collect wotowoto...
|Foreign Affairs / Re: Your Plans To Join NATO Grave Mistake – Russia Warns Finland, Sweden by lebete3000: 9:47pm On May 16, 2022|
Una won collect abi?
You go collect wotowoto...
|Politics / Re: Saraki Becomes The First Presidential Aspirant To Publish A Policy Document by lebete3000: 6:13pm On May 16, 2022|
If not because these politicians are just plain foolish, why would someone as disgraced as this not hide jeje and use his ill-gotten money to become someone like Dangote.
Imagine this fool continuing to think he'll win anything in this country.
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|Education / Re: Security Alert For Ramat Polytechnic Maiduguri by lebete3000: 6:11pm On May 16, 2022|
Ba Dan arewa ne.
Dan iska ne...
|Celebrities / Re: Osas Ighodaro Hugs And Hypes Kehinde Bankole Who Lost AMVCA Best Actress To Her by lebete3000: 11:26am On May 16, 2022|
Oh so na she be the bad wife to the 1st son wey dem dey fvck anyhow for there?
She don really change oh, compared to October 1st. Be like she don dey use cream. Liked her better when she was dark, now couldn't even recognize her again sef...
|Celebrities / Re: Erica's Outfit To AMVCA Reportedly Costs $794,000. Sparks Reactions (Photos) by lebete3000: 10:27am On May 16, 2022|
They needed to get her trending and they did
|Politics / Re: Nigeria Spends 86% Of Revenue On Debt Servicing, South Africa Pays 20% by lebete3000: 10:22am On May 16, 2022|
So Naija get all these debts and them colonize us, yet some stupid loan applications no go gree me rest.
Abeg Mae dey flenjure dey go jarey...
|Education / Re: Security Alert For Ramat Polytechnic Maiduguri by lebete3000: 10:09am On May 16, 2022|
Haa, Southerners are actually more foolish than I thought.
Zamfara that was the first state to execute someone under the Sharia law.
It's too early in the morning for foolish talks abeg.
|Education / Re: Security Alert For Ramat Polytechnic Maiduguri by lebete3000: 10:08am On May 16, 2022|
They never said you should tolerate their people here in the South. The mistake people make is believing whatever you sow you should reap. When they see that Life is more complicated than that, they begin to have a mid-life crisis.
Behave the way you want to behave in the South, but don't expect or force others to behave like that in the North. They themselves are actually tired of this unity called Nigeria, their politicians that cash out on it are the ones still interested in keeping the contraption going.
They actually don't give 2fvcks about Nigeria or any Southerner. Split Nigeria today now and they'll happily leave.
|Education / Re: Security Alert For Ramat Polytechnic Maiduguri by lebete3000: 10:04am On May 16, 2022|
You can go to Sokoto and go and un-indoctrinate them, since you be coconut head.
|Education / Re: Security Alert For Ramat Polytechnic Maiduguri by lebete3000: 1:46am On May 16, 2022|
There's nothing Christians have to fight for. The Bible itself itself in the new testament encourages us to die like chicknes in the hands of our oppressors.
Muslims have something to die for...
|Education / Re: Security Alert For Ramat Polytechnic Maiduguri by lebete3000: 1:43am On May 16, 2022|
Are you kidney me?
|Education / Re: Security Alert For Ramat Polytechnic Maiduguri by lebete3000: 12:49am On May 16, 2022|
My own take is when you are in Rome you simply behave like a Roman.
You know there's Sharia in a particular area, yet you go there and be forming sophisticated, Porsche and woke.
You go just collect wotowoto...
Not everyone believes dialogue brings solution, and you can't force people to believe it does. They believe violence is the answer, so you that knows this, avoid them.
If e no work again, just comot their place and no go again.
Was working in Zamfara some years ago and I already saw some of these things about to happen, I simply Japa and leave their state for them.
Aboki no dey carry ANY of their tin play at all. Even their state hospitals sef, common begger go behave like sey hin money dey part of wetin dey take build am.
They're the most patroitic and loyal set of beings you can find out there, and are ready to kill and be killed for what they believe in.
Either behave yourselves around them or move, shikena...
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