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Romance / Re: How I Got Entangled With The Nicest Man But His Wife Wants Him Back by lilfort(m): 6:18pm On Jan 12, 2021
la click la bend
blogger story

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Romance / Re: What Does Feminism Mean To You by lilfort(m): 10:26am On Dec 31, 2020
Sorry I'm not really gettin the difference between feminism and female domination again
Romance / Re: How Ladies Give My Fiancé 'Green Light' In My Presence, Not Minding My Ring by lilfort(m): 12:00am On Dec 31, 2020
Kriss216:
As long as my wife serves me dinner with red pant and bra, or red sexy lingeries, no woman in this world can seduce or make me cheat on my wife.
who tout u gud thingz
Romance / Re: Tacha Hails Bobrisky – She Is The Nicest Woman I Know by lilfort(m): 4:37pm On Dec 29, 2020
it is collecting d**k from its
Romance / Re: What Was Your Greatest Love Opportunity You Missed And How Did You Miss It? by lilfort(m): 8:44pm On Dec 28, 2020
we bosses never miss
dont quote me
Romance / Re: See Funny Conversation Between A Man And His Old Course Mate by lilfort(m): 8:37pm On Dec 28, 2020
la click la 2021
Romance / Re: This Is Why My Nigerian Husband Is Mad Over Me (photo) by lilfort(m): 8:36pm On Dec 28, 2020
sori but is the fufu drowning in de stew
abi help
Romance / Re: A World Without Men by lilfort(m): 10:11pm On Dec 26, 2020
CHoccolaTE:
Just imagine a world where there is no armed robbery or meaningless wars, murders, rapes and skyrocketing crime rates.
No yahoo scanners that have ruined Nigerias online reputation. No males to always look for ways to frustrate women and selfishly use them while trying to keep them inferior and subjugated, always looking for ways to keep women from having basic human rights and advancements.
No senseless murders and ritual killing, serial killing, cutting off people's body parts for rituals and dumping them by the roadside.
No agbero and corrupt police making life hard for motorists.

I think John gray said men are from Mars and women are from venus, let everybody return back to their planets so that women can finally bee safe from male criminal activities and wickedness.


Oya males, feel free to start convulsing on this thread, the floor is open.
see this one ohh
all this feminist abi wetin ehn

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Romance / Re: Knives on My Table to Commit Suicide [Picture] by lilfort(m): 10:07pm On Dec 26, 2020
should i tell this gui what to do
Romance / Re: Does Masturbation Causes Rough Face And Pimples? by lilfort(m): 10:05pm On Dec 26, 2020
Cashsteady:
Guys pls help I notice anytime I masturbate my pimples are always Poppin out the more and it kinda makes my face rough can masturbation be the problem?
pimples ni kan ko
dimples ni
Romance / Re: Quavo Bought His Girlfriend A 450k Bentley As A Surprise, She Cried! by lilfort(m): 1:01pm On Dec 23, 2020
Kriss216:
Diddy bought his MAMA a Bentley

Quavo bought his GIRLFRIEND a Bentley.



Gentlemen of the jury, I present to you a Simp and an Alpha
can someone give this gui a knock on the head
Romance / Re: Man Caught Naked, Doing Bad Thing With Another Man's Wife. by lilfort(m): 4:13pm On Dec 21, 2020
whats bad thin
TV/Movies / Re: Kiddwaya's Twitter Handlers "Sister zone" And "Friend Zone" Erica by lilfort(m): 8:57pm On Sep 06, 2020
oya laycon for the win

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Romance / Re: “I Might Be 19years Old But My Toto Is 2 Times Your Father’s Age”-slay Queen (vi by lilfort(m): 2:04pm On Sep 05, 2020
Baloranking:
I say this generation of woman dey tire meeeeeee grin grin

Just look at this one. Play her this video after ten years she'll be confused. If your vagina is 300years old keep that to your fuvckin self. angry
is your papa 150?

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Romance / Re: I Cum Whenever I Play Any Football Game by lilfort(m): 2:01pm On Sep 05, 2020
ehn?
who else is suprised

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Sports / Re: Kevin De Bruyne Wins Premier League Player Of The Season by lilfort(m): 5:07pm On Aug 16, 2020
AlexMahone:
KDB!! They always fare better, when they leave us for other clubs. From Mo Salah ( oh...you've forgotten so soon that Mo, was once our player? ), to Lukaku, to KDB...the list is endless. Question ; With the above information provided, which team do i support?
chelsea
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 22nd July 2020 by lilfort(m): 9:04pm On Jul 22, 2020
chelsea goalbut for a period b4 we make it 6 1
Romance / Re: Pornography Law In Nigeria by lilfort(m): 1:50pm On Jul 18, 2020
zara200:
Nigeria has no national laws prohibiting pornography, although the public display of graphic sexual material is illegal in Lagos. The country has a small indigenous pornography industry which produces exclusively heterosexual pornography as homosexual activity in Nigeria is illegal. Some Muslim politicians in the national government have proposed a nationwide block on pornographic websites.
There is significant piracy of pornography in Nigeria, with pirated pornographic DVDs being sold from roadside stalls in Lagos.
Pornography is also sold in Nigerian sex shops and some pornographic magazines are produced in the country, often reproducing pictures from foreign magazines. The first officially acknowledged hardcore pornographic film produced in Nigeria was Better Lover Valentine Sex Party. It was not submitted to the National Film and Video Censors Board for classification and it was immediately banned on the grounds of obscenity and immorality.[
Internet pornography is widely viewed in Nigeria. In 2015 the monthly average for the number of searches for pornography was 135,000, and in December 2014 and 2015 the proportion of searches for pornography (relative to other searches) was higher in Nigeria than in the United States. In 2013 Nigeria ranked second globally for Internet searches for gay pornography.[38]
haaaa
this country will not kill person
second in gay porn grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Are LA Liga Champions by lilfort(m): 10:07pm On Jul 16, 2020
i pity bale oh
he doesnt even get play tym

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Education / Re: WASSCE: South-West States To Reopen Schools by lilfort(m): 11:28pm On Jul 15, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
Any government that uses a Northerner as Minister for Education is not a serious government. People wey no like school before.
The only ministerial appointment that should be given to a northerner is animal production, animal science / husbandary shocked
my man u r right on point
those arewa bakards

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Romance / Re: Guys Explain What Men Really Want In A Relationship by lilfort(m): 1:55pm On Jul 14, 2020
notin but booby and backyard with sence

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Romance / Re: No Romancelander Can Score 6marks In This Exam by lilfort(m): 10:52pm On Jul 10, 2020
jumper524:
Still a virgin- 5marks
never smoked in your life- 5marks
never cheat in your life- 5marks
never watched Xvideos in your life-5marks
never masturbated in your life-5marks
never got drunk in your life- 5marks
total marks- 30
what's your score?
10 marks
i remember sexin someones daughter
i remember pressin my friend wit benfit
i dont do Indecency again
masturbation not my tin
Romance / Re: Is There Any Possible Solutions For Two AS To Marry Each Other? by lilfort(m): 7:30am On Jul 10, 2020
sherylbakky:
I'll be very straight forward here, u'v sincerely got three options

1)You can go for embryo implantation with preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD), involves removing a cell from an IVF embryo to test it for a specific genetic condition (cystic fibrosis the most common example) before transferring the embryo to the uterus.

Romance / Re: Who Created Or Wrote BIBLE??! by lilfort(m): 3:30pm On Jun 26, 2020
OKOATA:
Who were those men?
some of them were not known
but some of them are paul, moses, obadiah jeremiah etc.
Romance / Re: Who Created Or Wrote BIBLE??! by lilfort(m): 1:29pm On Jun 26, 2020
the bible was writen by many men over thousands of years
it is inspired by the holy spirit

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Family / Re: Bulldog: If My Daughter Wants To Be A Prostitue At 18, I Won't Discourage Her by lilfort(m): 12:23pm On Jun 26, 2020
how many of u think this gui is not kk
or suffering from corona

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Why Is It Day Time In London But Night In Nigeria? by lilfort(m): 7:57am On Jun 26, 2020
Casemiro:
this shocking ghettokid1

what could cause it lilfort and Omooba77 come explain

even you honeric01, and also

semid4lyfe together with mukina2, not forgetting to add chamotex, again Ogbeche77

and i mention EbukaHades10 and oga himself, lalasticlala, come see snake we no gree fly grin

madan dominique, this matter much, mamatwiny with Obembet come settle this matter
i think the nearer u r to the equator, the darker it will be for u at those times
since 9ja is nearer to the equator than UK
it will be darker

mods front page

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Sports / Liverpool Crowned Premier League Champions After 30 Years Wait by lilfort(m): 10:03pm On Jun 25, 2020
this is a moment come true the city is finally red
after 30 years 1989/1990
liverpool finally carry trophy and celebrate in their own way

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2- 1) On 25th June 2020 by lilfort(m): 10:00pm On Jun 25, 2020
YNWA
YNWA
you never walk alone
the city is red
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal - (0 - 2) On 25th June 2020 by lilfort(m): 7:56pm On Jun 25, 2020
yes and amen
arsenal has won
up arteta

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