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Romance / Re: My Heart Has Been Torn Apart! by Lilyalacutey(f): 12:42pm On Feb 13, 2016
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Education / Re: Photo Of Overcrowded Lecture Hall In UNN by Lilyalacutey(f): 9:27am On Feb 06, 2016
valyzubxx:
That's Chm221 @ Carver building probably taught by Aunty Jane #LifeinUnn
you're right. how u take sabi am. are u sure u r not in that class? show ur sef
Education / Photo Of Overcrowded Lecture Hall In UNN by Lilyalacutey(f): 1:28pm On Feb 03, 2016
see how students in a Nigerian university receive lecture. where are d alma maters

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Travel / Re: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by Lilyalacutey(f): 6:03pm On Oct 31, 2015
My civil engineer. See you talking as if you were around when it all happened.
Nigerians forming they know...
Since you know how it was built, I think it's high time we have our own pyramid built here in Naija. You will be the CHIEF ENGINEER No. 1....

My own opinion tho... No fight... Quote me any day... #peace#
Travel / Re: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by Lilyalacutey(f): 6:03pm On Oct 31, 2015
My civil engineer. See you talking as if you were around when it all happened. Nigerians forming they know
Travel / Re: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by Lilyalacutey(f): 6:02pm On Oct 31, 2015
All these remains mysterious.... That dancing mystery got me cracking. That one go good for all the politicians in the government house.... They should all dance to an unknown rhythm and die of heart attack or stroke... Op weldone

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Travel / Re: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by Lilyalacutey(f): 5:56pm On Oct 31, 2015
Nuezha:
Engineering experts have debated the concept behind Pyramid construction but I go with the concept that as the structure rose, it was buried in sand which created gentle slopes around it until the last block was in place.

In order to ensure gentle slopes, the routes were made longer as the structure rose higher.

In those days there were carts powerful enough to transport ernomous loads pulled by congress of beasts or a host of human slave, and with a gentle slope to the top, it was an easy ride.

On completion, the sand fill was systematically dug out to unleash the brand new pyramid. The sand fill also provided scaffold platform to put finishing touches on the outer faces as the work progressed downward.

This concept is still being used today where lands were first reclaimed before substructure work began only that fills were not removed after construction.

My civil engineer. See you talking as if you were around when it all happened.
Nigerians forming they know ...
Since you know how it was built, I think it's high time we have our own pyramid built here in Naija. You will be the CHIEF ENGINEER No. 1....

My own opinion tho... No fight... Quote me any day... #peace#

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Education / Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by Lilyalacutey(f): 8:57am On Jul 05, 2015
are u Ok at all.? mtchewwww

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Celebrities / Re: Bovi And Toolz Looking Lovely In Nice Traditional Outfits (pic) by Lilyalacutey(f): 9:34am On Apr 28, 2015
Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Ikedieze & Wifey Loved Up In Paris [Photos] by Lilyalacutey(f): 8:36pm On Apr 27, 2015
awwww....these pictures are cute n lovely.


modified*****
first time on front page
I'm dedicating this space to origin and to all those who will hit like and share. love you all muahhhhhhhhhhh

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Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by Lilyalacutey(f): 3:45pm On Mar 31, 2015
Nigeria my hope,my dream and my strength. When shall feel the sweetness of my father land. The north,south,east and west seems not to be one,when I was young our teacher said we are the future and now I'm still here but there is hope the mate of my late grand father is still pushing ahead to be the leader,where is our future hope. Why are the mighty fallen,the tribalistic nature of a country is worst than its corruption. Where are our future hope,they are not yet born. Arise oh Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Is Trending On Twitter by Lilyalacutey(f): 11:39am On Mar 30, 2015
#babanowthatyouarethere make sure our boyfriends never cheat on us again

#babanowthatyouarethere let all Nigerians reunite in harmony and peace

#babanowthatyouarethere pls move lalasticala ministry to the next level

#babanowthatyouarethere let oga seun of nairaland be my boyfriend and stop following Tonto dike everywhere

#babanowthatyouarethere nairaland should have no right to ban me
Romance / Re: What's Your "Phobia' In Relationships? by Lilyalacutey(f): 9:11pm On Nov 22, 2014
badoolee:
MY FEARS

Wuld I ever get dat kinda man I want,how wuld it feel gettin married.what if before we got married,he ws good,den all of a sudden turns to my worst night mare
Would I jez be a single mother,takin care of my kids,and givin em d best,buh they would need the fatherly love
I just have this natural phobia for marriage
Atimes I just don't wanna be in any rltshp,I just wanna be me,no worries,nuffin

I agree wt u.it's kinda weird buh ur happens to me. the same Phobia.... gosh
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Dance And Sing? by Lilyalacutey(f): 4:24pm On Nov 16, 2014
AbuHanifa:
Devil is definitely living in the church! Songs from different composers. Both good and bad composers. So far the song has jesus in it, they must dance. They are tantamount to automated robots. Bad composers equal to bad songs. All manners of dance. Women shaking both front and backsides vigorously. Brothers eyeing the choir sister that used a so fa note tone to sing.

No wonder why some compose nonsense in the name of blabbing in tongues.

Listen carefully, jesus didn't sing neither did he instruct married women to shake bomboms. Jesus doesn't need that. You case is like someone worshipping wood. Trust me; satan lives in the church!
emeksanams:
THE SINGING JESUS
Mark 14:26 "When they had sung a hymn, they went out to the Mount of Olives."
AbuHanifa:
Devil is definitely living in the church! Songs from different composers. Both good and bad composers. So far the song has jesus in it, they must dance. They are tantamount to automated robots. Bad composers equal to bad songs. All manners of dance. Women shaking both front and backsides vigorously. Brothers eyeing the choir sister that used a so fa note tone to sing.

No wonder why some compose nonsense in the name of blabbing in tongues.

Listen carefully, jesus didn't sing neither did he instruct married women to shake bomboms. Jesus doesn't need that. You case is like someone worshipping wood. Trust me; satan lives in the church!

it is in ur mosque dt Satan lives and is living. you guys are seriously blinded. you people are always vexed when you see d xtians praising and worshipping God perfectly.
Abeg Jesus Christ all d way till I die. blinded moose mooslims
Nairaland / General / Re: This Begging Business! by Lilyalacutey(f): 6:45pm On Nov 15, 2014
once I was feeling a lil bit ill, I went to a nearby Mr Biggs eatery not far from my house. when I came out there's this woman with her daughter or maybe partner in business begging , they were having a baby with them *chai I pity dat pikin, under hot sun oo* immediately they saw me ehn they rushed with me n pleaded money for T fare .
I told them I don't have any money wt me because my spirit no jam theirs.
few weeks later I went to see a friend, I came bk a bit late. on my way home waiting patiently/trekking impatiently *Dats if bus no com oo*.
could u believe I saw these women again begging for T fare to Kujama. I was shocked to the marrow.
madam na every time u no get bus fare? I just hissed and passed.
May God help us. Amen
Health / Re: I Need Help by Lilyalacutey(f): 11:33am On Nov 09, 2014
Caracta:


Thanks. Will check it out.

I will appreciate.
I appreciate ur kind gesture towards djdola . may God bless u caracta. u re really a CHARACTER. MAY GOD REWARD YOU BOUNTIFULLY .
Health / Re: I Need Help by Lilyalacutey(f): 11:01am On Nov 09, 2014
naijadeyhia:
Below is their recommendation for diagnosis as this would give a guide for treatment;

A complete blood count (CBC) may be helpful in
looking for potential infection (an elevated white
blood cell count), anemia (a low hemoglobin ), and
indirectly, liver function (low platelet count).
Other blood tests may be helpful in assessing
electrolyte balance, kidney and liver function, and
the amount of protein in the body.
If the patient presents with new-onset ascites,
paracentesis is recommended to obtain samples of
the fluid for analysis to assist in making the
diagnosis. Removal of the fluid may assist with
symptom control. Paracentesis is a
sterile procedure whereby a needle is placed
through the abdominal wall into the peritoneal
cavity and fluid is removed.
Gastroenterologists (specialists in the digestive
system including the liver) use a formula
measuring the amount of albumin (protein) in the
blood compared to the amount found in the ascites
fluid to help them classify the type of ascites and
assist with the diagnosis. If the amount of protein
is higher in the serum, it may be due to liver
disease, heart failure, and Budd-Chiari syndrome.
If the ratio is low, then cancer and pancreatitis
are potential causes.
Laboratory tests on the ascites fluid may include
evaluation for infection and the assessment of
electrolytes and other substances.

I just spoke with a doctor in India. we couldnt talk for long because of network ish. I think its a very good hospital, by name :Global hospital Hyderabad, India. you can look it up in Google. its a hospital that handles most of this ascite and kidney related disease solely.

just my own way of contributing to the well being of the OP.
OP it's well with you in Jesus name .pls don't lose hope .I love you and nairalanders does as well. quicky recovery. Amen.

thanks..

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Health / Re: I Need Help by Lilyalacutey(f): 2:02am On Nov 09, 2014
@OP I declare upon ur life that every stronghold in your life setting u back shall b broken by the powerful and glorious name of Jesus.
Healing shall visit every area of your body in the name of Jesus. You're set free by his precious blood. salvation, divine cleansing , mercy , love and the Grace of God shall rest on ur body.
this hour I prophecy healing and miracle., the devil worketh in vain. Victory good health and strong body and peace of mind is urs in Jesus name I pray.
Amen.
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Shows Off His Heels (Photos) by Lilyalacutey(f): 12:53pm On Nov 06, 2014
gistyinka:
Controversial Channel O VJ,Derenle showed off his new shoes and captioned it ...

"Time wounds all HEELS! Keep your head, HEELS and standards high! The higher the HEELS, the closer to BABA GOD!

More exclusive Entertainment News and Society News here

http://gistyinka.net/

and who the hell says this dude is not possessed with some crazy shoe demons.... people ehn....closer to God ko nearer to the devil ni...
Business / Nigerian Currency You've Long Seen In Your Wallet/purse by Lilyalacutey(f): 12:15pm On Nov 03, 2014
Few days ago, I was searching for ATM card in my purse only to notice this #5 naira note in my purse.
I was like; How the hell did you get your self in here? And who even gave you to me? I asked as if the money has ears.

Guys let's talk about the least money we don't expect to see in our purse/wallet. let's share the experience guys...
Phones / Re: MTN #YelloEleven Promo: Text 11 To 400 by Lilyalacutey(f): 5:51pm On Nov 01, 2014
roufy235:
na 11 free sms dem dash me. Etisalat don already dash me free 100mb and 400bonus airtime this morning because of loading N100 recharge card.

pls wch tarriff is dt?. mtn no b network!
Properties / Re: Landlord Gets 3-year Jail Term For Evicting Tenant With Force. by Lilyalacutey(f): 6:28am On Nov 01, 2014
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Properties / Re: Landlord Gets 3-year Jail Term For Evicting Tenant With Force. by Lilyalacutey(f): 6:27am On Nov 01, 2014
na wa oo lipsrsealed
Properties / Re: Landlord Gets 3-year Jail Term For Evicting Tenant With Force. by Lilyalacutey(f): 6:26am On Nov 01, 2014
na wa oo
Properties / Re: Landlord Gets 3-year Jail Term For Evicting Tenant With Force. by Lilyalacutey(f): 6:25am On Nov 01, 2014
[s][/s]na wa oo
Properties / Re: Landlord Gets 3-year Jail Term For Evicting Tenant With Force. by Lilyalacutey(f): 6:24am On Nov 01, 2014
na wa oo for Nigeria agn oo[b]na wa oo for Nigeria agn oo[/b]na wa oo for Nigeria agn oo

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