instinctg: @ Poster,

I smell foul play as some irregularities were observed in the advert.

Infact, its of utmost surprise dat such accommodation ll still linger for over 5months !

A word .............

Sir, pls be certain of ur statements before u put them out. If u read carefully, i explained why my caretaker's number wasn't going then and i have addressed that issue. Pls call the first two numbers and if u aren't attended to, then u can lay any claim. To stress the issue again, the property is Wholly mine and some units are already occupied. You can take a trip to d place for your own comfort, as i boldly stated the address.

call now........

Going...........

Nice neighbourhood

Call now.........going

The 3 bedroom is now going for 200k and the 4 bedroom is 250k. Two available flats of 3 and 4 bedroom still available for grabs

Abeg, make una give me story wey go sweet my belle. I want to read 'Amaechi breaks bottle on Jang's head in Abuja'........ i need action pls.........not all these pussssssy talks.

Seun, i know you'd frown at putting a topic as this in the FP but please consider this one. This thread is soooooo hilarious, it would attract viewers and ease some people's tension.
Btw, this jalopy suppose dey shrine, d car be like wetin native doctor dey use commune with spirit.

Please, anyone with useful tips on how i can get the complete seasons of The Sopranos in Lagos. I would really appreciate.

My favourite all time show. Absolutely breathtaking, the whole crew delivered their lines with so much finesse and wit. I absolutely loved them all, especially Paulie Walnuts. RIP James Gandolfini

collynzo2: Here is the difference between your boko haram and mend:
The public is hereby
advised to maintain a safe distance from such
vehicles as they can explode anytime and
anywhere.

This has to be one of the most Re..tarded statements ever made. How do you define safe distance? Unfortunately, i work in an environment that is littered with tankers since petroleum depots adorn the vicinity. The only safe distance for me is to stay at home, shebi make i no go work agan??

O boy, this thread wey i read for here dey make my eye dey chook. Seriously, @ Andre u got me thinking big time, i had no idea that AGIS is a sure place. I happen to know a legislator whose committee oversees that agency. I seriously need to change job o! Make i call the man sef make im know say i want work for there. I no need stories, my blood don hot.

livapul86: Boss Mikky, i need the total cost plus your commission in Naira for this tablet with this link and item number. Pls do verify that it comes with the keyboard.
wap.ebay.com/Pages/ViewItem.aspx?aid=230940382202&emvAD=360x216&sv=tablets&emvcc=0&nbcol=0%7Cnull.
Item number 230940382202.
Also do the same for this tablet too. wap.ebay.com/Pages/ViewItem.aspx?aid=230952771127&emvAD=360x216&sv=tablets&emvcc=0&nbcol=0%7Cnull.
Item no 230952771127

Boss, reply me na. I equally sent an Sms to your number.

mikkyangel:

10 bizness days to get to nigeria

Sir, my question was the total cost plus your commission in Naira. So that we could get it done swiftly. Also read my post again, i modified it and added another link and item number too.
Thanks

Boss Mikky, i need the total cost plus your commission in Naira for this tablet with this link and item number. Pls do verify that it comes with the keyboard.
wap.ebay.com/Pages/ViewItem.aspx?aid=230940382202&emvAD=360x216&sv=tablets&emvcc=0&nbcol=0%7Cnull.
Item number 230940382202.
Also do the same for this tablet too. wap.ebay.com/Pages/ViewItem.aspx?aid=230952771127&emvAD=360x216&sv=tablets&emvcc=0&nbcol=0%7Cnull.
Item no 230952771127

Still available....

Call now......

Still available

Available

Still going....:.

Going...........

Still available

Still up for grabs

Still available, call now

the pic below is from d sitting room

Still available.....

Call now, the flats are fast going........

Still available, modified my post and added my Security guy's number and the address of the place.

pato405:


Called again, 11:27 a.m. Both numbers were switched off !

You've really got a LOT of explanation to make.

It's high time moderators started investigating the integrity of adverts on nairaland. You claim you own the flat, yet too busy to answer calls. . then you published numbers of a guy who denied outrightly that he knows nothing about the flat. On a repeat call, he switched off both phones. Hmmmmm...interesting

Youngman, i can understand your skepticism. I have not asked you to part with any money. In a searching for a house, your first step is to locate the place first. If and when you see the place and you asked around, and the name of the owner isn't MINE then u can call me a fraud. My only offence is not dropping my personal number on a public forum, i have told you i can email you my personal number using the mail i provided above. And you're right, my caretaker's number isn't goin through at the moment, as i have been equally unable to reach him but i have a security man on the premises that can show you the place.

pato405:


why not publish your number here? what sort of hide and seek game is this? you published caretaker's (whom you didn't inform, causing callers a lot of embarassment from a man sounding so uncouth on phone), but you wouldn't publish yours. you must have something up your sleeves.

No, i have got nothing up my sleeves. The only reason i didn't put my number up was i didn't want to be inundated with calls, since i don't live any where close to the place. I own the place, and my caretaker is in charge of enquiries. Am sorry, if you were harshly talked to by him. You can visit the place yourself, i have given the same information to Ikedek(the other poster) whom i gave my number.

Call now!

ikedek: Why not giv us your own number?where is d house exactly?
Is it the newly built flats inside iba estate that was previously for sale without balcony?
Serious enquiry here pls

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