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Family / Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by lollmaolol(m): 4:59am On May 16, 2023
following

xavuv:
Here is an update about the snake that took abode in my roof. Here is the link to the first thread i created about it in 2019.

https://www.nairaland.com/5186645/snake-roof

UPDATE
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I will try to be detailed as much as possible. You might draw one or two lessons from it, or you can simply discard it altogether.

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After a heavy fumigation in 2019, my family and i left the house for a few days. Upon returning, i thought there is no way in hell that the reptile up there in my roof would survive this fumigation.

Since returning home, we live easy and slept peacefully without any funny sound or movement in the roof, so we thought the snake is probably dead or something.

Even up to 3 months after the fumigation i still throw away dead lizards in my compound, meaning that the fumigation was very strong. And still no sound in my roof, nothing.

A little while later and towards ending of 2019 and through out 2020, lo and behold the snake is still living and thriving up there. Again we began hearing the sound of it's movement, slithering movement/sound. One can tell that it's big snake just hearing how it slithers around with joy.

Snake is Mostly active at night. During daytime it usually stays in a certain location inside roof, and changes location during night time. Just as if it has room and parlour up there.

The reality of the situation became registered in our minds. Real fear began setting in.

I threw powdered garlic, several hard boiled eggs inside the ceiling, and this certain leaf that repels snake (i have forgotten its name), all inside the ceiling but it seems none worked.

Reasons for the fear:

1. Constant nightmares experienced by myself and my wife.

2. Other private things i can't mention here.

Regarding the constant nightmares, i contacted a man here on nairaland, Ebankole, he has his own website now. I told him some of these dreams which he interpreted saying there is a stranger in our home ( didn't even mention about the snake to him), he even told me some other things regarding my family (wife, kids and i) which i never mentioned to him and all he said checked out correct!.

He's true seer.

Note that i have never met him in person, we only communicate on nairaland but mostly through his website.

That was when i started serious praying & fasting as advised by Ebankole. A xtian family here anyway but i l rarely go to church except on Dec 31st, but my wife goes every Sundays and other days.


Talking to fellow landlords.


Towards mid 2021, its beginning to dawn on me that i have a Very serious issue at hand. I approached a fellow landlord just opposite my home. He's a very elderly man. I told him about what i have been grappling with. He queried why i kept quite for long. Well, im a very quite person in our community. I mind my business.

We went to see an Islamic cleric in a nearby town. After briefing and debriefing, this is what the cleric told me verbatim: you have been sleeping and waking up with dark unseen entities/demons.

Eventually he said he and other clerics would have to come to my house to pray and recite Quranic verses and that the snake and other dark entities would leave thereafter.

I didn't go back.

Soon after, I approached my CDA chairman on a Saturday after a landlord's meeting, i told him about the guest in my roof. He was surprised that how could it be.

He came to my home, inspected and saw that truly that snake can't get down into the house because of the POP ceiling everywhere, but what's the snake eating all these while?

He also noted the following:

1. that could the snake be leaving the roof to go hunt for food outside and return inside the roof when ever it so wishes. And that if this so then its not natural.

2. that Is there a way lizards or rats gain entrance into the roof, thereby making themselves easy snacks for the snake? But this is most unlikely because i have since blocked all tiny crevices that tiny lizards can use to gain entrance into the roof, and i showed it to him.

Oh i almost forgot, he advised that i cut a small part of the outside ceilng, that maybe the snake can have a easy way out. I used PVC for outside ceiling, so i removed a small plastic from the PVC ceiling outside.

Eventually, he promised to get intouch with a snake charmer, maybe they can help call the snake out from the roof. I called our chairman again a few times to ask about the Charmer he said he's Gonna bring to my home but he kept posting me.

My journey into the CCC ( Celestial church)

Will continue tomorrow. Feeling sleepy now.



Travel / Re: Anyone Studying In Belgium? by lollmaolol(m): 6:27pm On Aug 17, 2022
chibuike123:
Hi everyone,

Pls has anyone who applied for study visa to Belgium gotten any response from the Home Office? I ask because resumption is near and I've gotten nada from them

Hi Chibuike
Properties / Re: 2 Bedroom Flat In Shogunle - 250 K Per Annum by lollmaolol(m): 10:46am On Jun 13, 2022
finicky:
I have 2 nos of 3 bedroom flat in olori street shogunle 250k per annum 2 year rent + agreement and commission.
there's ample parking space and the environment is also cool.
contact

08032845127

Yemi


please i am looking for a newly built 2 bedroom flat in shogunle.

thank you
Health / Re: A Strange Growth On My Mom's Face by lollmaolol(m): 9:58pm On Jun 09, 2022
LadyRosa:
I think you should first take to a good pharmacy first.I don't think is that bad, hopefully a minor swell.

Consult a Doctor immediately
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lollmaolol(m): 9:01am On May 27, 2022
just to update you. someone bought it all at once.
things work out for those who believe and speak into existence. say what you want for yourself only.

odimbannamdi:


You are looking for who will buy all of these items all at once?...lol...it will be near-impossible. But I wish u goodluck though

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated Vacancies 3.0 '20 by lollmaolol(m): 4:41pm On May 26, 2022
I just want to appreciate this post.
I attended the interview today.

Genuine Post!


ferrari45:
Urgent vacancy

Job title: Office Manager
Location: Lagos

Office manager duties and responsibilities include scheduling meetings and appointments, making office supplies arrangements, greeting visitors and providing general administrative support to our employees. Previous experience as a Front Office Manager or Office Administrator would be an advantage. A successful Office Manager should also have experience with a variety of office software (email tools, spreadsheets and databases) and be able to accurately handle administrative duties.

Ultimately, the Office manager should be able to ensure the smooth running of the office and help to improve company procedures and day-to-day operation.

Responsibilities
Serve as the point person for office manager duties including:
Maintenance
Mailing
Supplies
Equipment
Bills
Errands
Shopping
Schedule meetings and appointments
Organize the office layout and order stationery and equipment
Maintain the office condition and arrange necessary repairs
Partner with HR to update and maintain office policies as necessary
Organize office operations and procedures
Coordinate with IT department on all office equipment
Ensure that all items are invoiced and paid on time
Manage contract and price negotiations with office vendors, service providers and office lease
Manage office G&A budget, ensure accurate and timely reporting
Provide general support to visitors
Assist in the onboarding process for new hires
Address employees queries regarding office management issues (e.g. stationery, Hardware and travel arrangements)
Liaise with facility management vendors, including cleaning, catering and security services
Plan in-house or off-site activities, like parties, celebrations and conferences
Requirements and skills
Proven experience as an Office Manager, Front Office Manager or Administrative Assistant
Knowledge of Office Administrator responsibilities, systems and procedures
Proficiency in MS Office (MS Excel and MS Outlook, in particular)
Hands on experience with office machines (e.g. fax machines and printers)
Familiarity with email scheduling tools, like Email Scheduler and Boomerang
Excellent time management skills and ability to multi-task and prioritize work
Attention to detail and problem solving skills
Excellent written and verbal communication skills
Strong organizational and planning skills in a fast-paced environment
A creative mind with an ability to suggest improvements
High School degree; additional qualification as an Administrative assistant or Secretary will be a plus.
Ideal candidate should be between 35-45 years of age.

Interested and qualified persons should send CV to hrsalvayservice@gmail.com and copy salvayservices@gmail.com using Job title as subject of the mail

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Do You Know About NewEdge Financial Limited by lollmaolol(m): 7:58am On May 12, 2022
DevilsEqual:


Sir,I got an interview invite to come there tomorrow
What's their pay like?
Does working there worth it?

how was your interview, champ?
Travel / Re: Anyone Studying In Belgium? by lollmaolol(m): 10:30pm On Apr 21, 2022
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lollmaolol(m): 3:39pm On Apr 21, 2022
odimbannamdi:


You are looking for who will buy all of these items all at once?...lol...it will be near-impossible. But I wish u goodluck though

Thanks
Business / Re: Need To Sell These Items In Bulk, Owner Is Travelling by lollmaolol(m): 8:04am On Apr 21, 2022
Ajao Estate, Lagos
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lollmaolol(m): 8:02am On Apr 21, 2022
Bionica:


I am interested in buying the fans and the generator only? Would you be willing to sell just those items?

no please
thank you
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lollmaolol(m): 8:01am On Apr 21, 2022
[quote author=Xtopherprince post=112135879][/quote]

not a reachable fan please
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lollmaolol(m): 6:03am On Apr 21, 2022
sicily4u:


Hello can I see the 2 standing fan binatone and ox ?

sure, but i want to sell all at once
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lollmaolol(m): 11:44pm On Apr 20, 2022
Good day all,

I would like to sell all at once.

Reason for sales is Relocation.
Location is Ajao Estate

All items are in perfect working condition with receipts.

Please PM me if interested.
Nairaland / General / Re: Buy Your Samsung 55" 4k Smart TV distress sale 250k by lollmaolol(m): 11:41pm On Apr 20, 2022
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Business To Business / Re: WE Buy Faulty,old,scrap & Condemned Vehicles(car,bus,truck) Lagos & Ogun State by lollmaolol(m): 11:32pm On Apr 20, 2022
Ty207:
Call/text: 08036432383
Whatsapp: 08036432383
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Business / Need To Sell These Items In Bulk, Owner Is Travelling by lollmaolol(m): 11:29pm On Apr 20, 2022
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Politics / Re: Bandits Kill Adamu Aliyu, Miyyetti Allah Chairman In Abuja by lollmaolol(m): 10:13pm On Apr 10, 2022
The bad side of terrorism is that it can be used to wipe out anyone, and news will tag it as a bandit attack. Gods safety and protection to all living soul.

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Travel / Re: Anyone Studying In Belgium? by lollmaolol(m): 7:29pm On Apr 08, 2022
ProphetJeroboam:
Did you get admitted for a master’s program or bachelors?
masters
Travel / Re: Anyone Studying In Belgium? by lollmaolol(m): 4:44pm On Apr 08, 2022
Joshney:
Hello, I got admission in Hasselt too...can we talk?
sure, i messaged you.

congratulations
Travel / Re: Anyone Studying In Belgium? by lollmaolol(m): 10:32pm On Apr 05, 2022
Newest3223:


Congratulations
Welcome to Belgium

thanks alot!
Travel / Re: Anyone Studying In Belgium? by lollmaolol(m): 12:37pm On Apr 02, 2022
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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 7 by lollmaolol(m): 2:14am On Mar 25, 2022
Jesutofunmifako:
I have offer from university of South Wales and university of stirling , Scotland
I’m confused on which to go for

it depends on your budget.
my sister got an admission there as well.

please anyone in Scotland should pm me, I'll like to know more about the 20 hrs per week jobs available for students in stirling and environs.

thank you
Travel / Re: Where Can #3.5m Take Me To For Masters Abroad by lollmaolol(m): 4:10pm On Mar 10, 2022
fortunez1:
Please which country in Europe or Asia can I go for my masters with a budget of #3.5m.

go to belgium..!

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Family / Re: My Parents Divorce Left My Life In Shambles by lollmaolol(m): 4:00pm On Nov 02, 2021
I am that man who returned to say thank you.
This is to inform you that I will be getting married n December, thanks a lot.. i made peace with my parent and I found love

edwife:


Thank you very much for this post, no wonder we have a lot of angry,frustrated and nasty people in Nigeria."No one cares because they have been through worst" you will hear many Nigerians say. Human compassion is close to nothing.

This guy doesn't just need "forgive and move on because he is an adult" ,this is just one of the many steps he should take.
He needs psychological help.

His childhood was chartered by many events ranging from:

-his mother's abuse
-His mother's abandonment
-His father bringing in different women at such a tender age
-Him being sexually abused

-Lack of love
-Lack of a normal childhood
-Fending for himself at such a tender age

He had a rough childhood and still he has no one to turn to. He did more than enough in giving himself education and being responsible not many came this far.

Dear lollmaolol, what you need now is a professional to speak to.Don not ignore it and "just shake it off".It is not something you can shake off because you are an adult.Seek professional help, you need to heal psychologically and mentally.

Family history of violence, sexual abuse by a female, maternal neglect, and lack of supervision were all associated with a threefold-increased risk that the abused would become an abuser.

You might not see it now but you will end up having trust issues in your own word:


A wife won't bring nothing to you no matter how good she is,do not marry until you sort yourself out.Leave women alone for now.

For your parents, you should talk to them and let them know how you truly feel, then tell them that they should let you sort yourself out first and that you will communicate with them when you feel you are ready,how long it will take you to forgive them and get over that it is entirely based on how well you feel. Healing is a long process and should never be rushed.

I wish you well and I appreciate you courage to come forward and seek help ,it is a great step to your healing journey.
May you find closure and become the man you want to be.

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Travel / Re: Anyone Studying In Belgium? by lollmaolol(m): 3:26pm On Nov 02, 2021
hi, i sent you a DM sir

Akshow:


I sent mine on Wednesday through FedEx. It got to the embassy Friday. I was mailed by the embassy on Monday that my documents are accepted and being processed, and was mailed again on Tuesday that they are finished with my file. I got my legalized documents back exactly a week later through the prepaid return FedEx envelope I put in the envelope when I submitted.

So 2 weeks is too long for you not to have gotten your legalized documents back. Did you follow the instructions well? Did you pay the legalization fee? Were you mailed that the embassy had gotten your documents and it's status is accepted?
Crime / Re: Two Thieves Burnt To Death At Coker Express, Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by lollmaolol(m): 10:25pm On Jul 14, 2021
Fahdiga:
If you have seen this people in action or have tasted their venom you won't pity them at all

On same Eko bridge, I escaped these monsters on bikes at 5:30am.....this serves as a deterrent to others.
Religion / Re: Pastor TB Joshua Of Synagogue Church Of All Nations Is Dead by lollmaolol(m): 6:41am On Jun 06, 2021
twitter would have given us realtime news

May his soul rest in peace

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Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 18 by lollmaolol(m): 5:07pm On Mar 09, 2021
Many thanks for your response, unfortunately;


Thank you for checking your eligibility!
Your application is not eligible for a loan for the below reason(s):
MPOWER is not offering services at this university
MPOWER operates with a select number of universities and does not currently have a partnership agreement with your specific university. MPOWER continues to expand and update our list of supported schools. You are welcome to check your eligibility again in the future. If you are interested in, or have been accepted to, any other universities, you are welcome to recheck your eligibility by clicking the button below.

Uzomachukwu:


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Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 18 by lollmaolol(m): 2:29pm On Mar 09, 2021
congratulation wifefo88
Wifefo88:
Hey guys I just received my love letter..,original passport request and correspondence letter
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 18 by lollmaolol(m): 12:40pm On Mar 09, 2021
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Politics / Re: Buhari Tells New Envoys To Treat Nigerians Abroad With Dignity by lollmaolol(m): 7:12pm On Feb 17, 2021
lol
we don't want your dignity

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