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Events / Book Events Host/mc Without Stressing Your Bank Account by lordbish(m): 5:25pm On Sep 16, 2022
The festive season will soon be upon us. Do you need an MC for your events whose pay won't be an issue for you. Oya constant me now. For shikini money, I will make your events memorable

Autos / Do You Need A Driver To Deliver Your Cars To You? by lordbish(m): 11:42am On Sep 16, 2022
Do you need a driver that will drive your car to Port Harcourt, Aba, Umuahia, Owerri, Warri, Asaba, Onitsha and other southern cities from Lagos. Contact 07036746712
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by lordbish(m): 10:34am On Dec 17, 2021
kyrian0:

Go back and inform them about it. If your serving in Lagos batch C, I can get you PPA but it's not free but it's 100% legit and will appear on your dashboard
How do I contact you?
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by lordbish(m): 8:28am On Dec 14, 2021
I relocated back to Lagos and have completed my clearance but I'm yet to given a PPA. They said it will appear on the dashboard but it's been over a week. What can I do about it?
Religion / Re: Your Dreams Explained by lordbish(m): 4:50am On Aug 30, 2021
I have been dreaming continuously about one of my parents dying. I have prayed about it but I'm still having such dreams.
Crime / Re: Bandits Demand N100m Ransom For Six Asps Held Hostage In Katsina Kidnapper's Den by lordbish(m): 10:25am On Nov 19, 2020
Lwkmd!!
Police should go and pay up. Na only to dey shoot innocent civilians dem sabi. Imagine!! ASP's for dat matter!

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Health / Re: Check Pathology Department Of LASUTH If You Are Looking For You Loved Ones by lordbish(m): 10:13am On Nov 19, 2020
The amount of injustice I have witnessed in this life is too much. RIP to these victims of circumstances.

Sometimes I wonder why a world like this was created.

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Politics / Re: Has Our Economy Been Sachet-ized? by lordbish(m): 8:16pm On Nov 16, 2020
It is a means to make good sales but nylon containers are not eco-friendly. Especially in a country like Nigeria that does not know how to manage waste.

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Sports / Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo: Alex Ferguson Gives Verdict On Greater Player by lordbish(m): 8:01pm On Nov 16, 2020
Both are the greatest of their generation. I don't have a favorite amongst them buh if I am a coach I will select CR7 over Messi.

Messi is built for a specific type of game. Once that style doesn't work he can't function. Cristiano on the other hand can play any style of game because he is a complete footballer. His both legs can hit a shot from distance. His nodding skill is out of this world. A team does not need to play too much good football to win with a player like Cristiano. All you need to do is get the ball to him in whatever way, be it on air or ground.

Messi needs very good midfielders around him to function properly. If he has it, he is extremely lethal but if those midfielders don't play well, it will tell on his game. Barcelona right now do not have the class of midfielders that they had before that is why his game has dropped. He is now doing much in creating than when Xavi and Iniesta were in the team. Ronaldo only played that way when he was in Man Utd.

Ronaldo needs deliveries to deliver while Messi needs a style of play similar to that of Barcelona and very good midfielders to deliver.

Nah my opinion be diz. Don't attack biko

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Mass Defection Looms In South East PDP by lordbish(m): 3:22pm On Nov 15, 2020
Although politicians are not to be trusted. Dave is the only south eastern politician that can do a good job if made the president of Nigeria. His works speaks for him.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Billboard With LOSER Title And Trump Picture Driven Round American Cities by lordbish(m): 3:03pm On Nov 07, 2020
I just love American society.
Celebrities / Met A Young Inspiring Lady Today by lordbish(m): 10:20pm On Jul 14, 2020
I was at Isi Gate in Umuahia looking for a tricycle that will convey me to Ubakala. I spotted this very young girl riding a Keke Napep. I was kinda thrilled when she asked if I was heading to Ubakala and I hopped in. I was in shock and also happy at the same time to be in a Keke Napep that is being driven by a young lady. I monitored her driving skills closely and she was far better than the guys. I got into a conversation with her and got to know that she has been riding for three years now and has completed the HP on the tricycle which means it is now her own. I was dumbfounded. She was not even acting like a tout or behaving rough in anyway. She really earned my utmost respect.

She allowed me take some pictures too. This should serve as a motivation to young people out there. Hustle oh! No dey raise shoulder when you no get shishi.

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Romance / Re: Pls Save Me From Becoming A Prostitute by lordbish(m): 3:42am On Jun 24, 2020
Corporate begging SMH You have friends and family, call them
Family / Re: Sometimes I Regret Marrying My Wife by lordbish(m): 10:08am On Oct 23, 2019
Marriage shaa
On a normal, I no fit tolerate such thing oh. You na correct man. Bring in a third party to resolve the issues.If she no still gree, biko divorce her and have peace of mind.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (6 - 0) On 10th February 2019 by lordbish(m): 6:51pm On Feb 10, 2019
See as Man city bang Chelsea like bass drum
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi: "Masturbate Twice Before Making Any Costly Promise To A Woman" by lordbish(m): 10:10am On Sep 29, 2018
Best Advice of the year

Ossheeyyy Hushpuppii
Jokes Etc / "We Are Entertainers Not Superhumans"- Bishop D Comedian by lordbish(m): 4:25pm On Sep 17, 2018
Being an Entertainer is not a crime. Everyone needs a breakthrough in everything that they venture into likewise entertainers. We ain't even the wealthiest in Life, All we have is Fame that is even a burden. Stop asking useless questions and focus on your own breakthrough. People that manage entertainers even make more money than entertainers, but no one talks about them or pressures them. It is not a curse to be gifted in entertaining people. Most of us never choose to be one. That is why i always advice people venturing into entertainment newly to be sure it is not because of the flashy lifestyles that they see entertainers live. Passion drives this job not money. If it is the fame you crave for, then you are foolish. Fame is a price that we pay, never believe it is something good. It takes away your freedom and privacy. We are born to make the world lively and the money we make is a payment for the job that we are doing. Just like the way a banker is been paid after the month ends. That i put my works out everyday waiting for a breakthrough is the same process that someone who is submitting his or her CV to different firms waiting for employment is going through. I need connections in high places just the same way that everyone in all works of life needs it too. Everyone might say entertainers are everywhere now, look around you and also see the number of people with the same certificate that you have in your locality. Then you will know we are not even big, to me we still need enough entertainers. In all works of life, some people are bigger than others; such also apply in the entertainment industry. Some people wait for years before securing a good job, such also happens in entertainment. It is all about one's life timing and grace.
Stop believing we are unique more than other professions just because we become famous for doing our jobs. Most people don't know Jeff Bezos today but they sure do know the likes of Nicki Minaj and Eminem, but they never know that Jeff is 150 times richer than both of them. Jeff is entirely richer than the American Music Industry. But Jeff can walk pass a crowd without being noticed but Nicki or Eminem cannot walk pass a crowd in the whole wide world without being noticed. Choosing to be an entertainer is like choosing to be a catholic priest. You might never know how tough it is going to be, until you are in it. God's grace be on every young and growing entertainer out there and also to the already well known entertainers.

~BISHOP"grin" COMEDIAN~
Romance / Re: Hairy Pussy And Shaved Pussy Which One Do You Find More Attractive? by lordbish(m): 8:08am On Dec 11, 2017
Oxster:
Hairy pussy and Shaved pussy which one do you find more attractive??

As 4 me,I prefer the hairy ones,it looks more real,Romantic,Energetic than shaved ones,In other way,,While bored you can play with it by Pulling the Hairs with your teeth Or hand,Tho teeth is mind Blowing
I comment my reserve, kontinuuuueeee
Romance / Re: To Hell With MEN! LADY Excited Over Her First Time Experience With D!ldos (photo by lordbish(m): 8:06am On Dec 11, 2017
Nothing amuses me nowadays, i have seen it all undecided undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Woman Pours Hot Water On Her Maid For Allowing Kerosene To Dry Up In A Stove by lordbish(m): 6:28pm On Nov 07, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
Some of these children can be very stubborn. When I was at her age, I received worse than this. In fact the whole pot of hot yam with the water will be emptied on me. The hotness of that water always affected my brain. Sometimes, I won't be able to think well for weeks. I remember always running to mama nkechi to help me come and beg. Common sense should tell her to make sure the stove is filled up when cooking marathon foods like beans or yam. But let her just exercise patience, with time and gradually, the scars will go.
So you are now supportung domestic violence abi


Chai fear God oh!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Woman Pours Hot Water On Her Maid For Allowing Kerosene To Dry Up In A Stove by lordbish(m): 6:26pm On Nov 07, 2017
Sometimes i wonder if some women miss road enter earth

There wickedness is just too much for one human being to contain
Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by lordbish(m): 6:22pm On Nov 07, 2017
KreativGenius:



I disagree, i've met a working class girl that puts her hustle on, pretty and intelligent, she doesn't even give two hoots about a guy's money self. You should find these kinds
It is not money that am talking about, am talking about loyalty
Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by lordbish(m): 3:32am On Nov 07, 2017
XML33:
Discard all the conventional crap society has fed you about women. Ignore the relationship garbage you see on mainstream TV. And most importantly, disregard anything women say themselves. In fact, never you listen to what a woman says when she describes the kind of man she wants and how she wants to be treated. It's all hogwash..

This thread is amoral so anyone who has problems with posts that don't fit into the whole religious & moral nonsense should please exit the thread.

Guys stop wasting your time being in relationships with women. It's a complete waste of time. Let's be honest. What do you derive from the relationship that you can't get if you weren't committed to her? Nothing. Being in a committed relationship puts you in a precarious position and it kills her attraction towards you. There are two kinds of men women crave. The provider and the guy she would willingly give her body to fucckk. Women feel attraction towards the later and would do anything to please him, but just use the former as a source of financial or emotional security. You can be the later without being in a relationship. In fact you can be this guy to lots of women. Women are liars and what they say is usually not true. You can doubt this statement at your own peril. Women are instinctual creatures and they are controlled by their primal feminine instincts. A woman can articulate her needs perfectly, but her behavior and actions would vary.

If you are in a relationship with a girl who claims she loves you because you care about her and take care of her needs, my guy you are being lied to. This same girl probably has other guys who she secretly texts and craves to be with. You stop being attractive to a woman once you assume the role of a provider. Even if a woman really loves you and commits to you, she is eventually going to stop being attracted to you because she would get bored of you faster than you'll get bored of her. That's just the way women are.

Instead of being in a long term relationship with one girl and wasting your life, meet various random women and do what you'd have done with your girlfriend with them. Whether it's sex or having a good time with no commitment at all. There are over 3 billion women in the world. It's stupidity to blindly commit to just one girl who would lose interest in you once you begin displaying commitment and showering her with attention.

Never take a woman seriously. She isn't worth it. No matter how attractive you think she looks. Treat women as if they are nothing and they'll crave you more. This is a fact. The less attention you pay to women the more they respect and desire you. The more care you show to them the more they disrespect you and lose attraction towards you. Just hook up, have sex and move on to the next. This is how to be a man. Don't commit to a single woman. You'll regret it.
This is the realist thing i have read in years and i want to thank you for being the provider.

It is impossible to have a good relationship with a girl nowadays. They are never contented with what they have, they want a guy to be superman overnight and provide them with everything while what most of them offer is p**sy that can be gotten anywhere for free.

Seriously i see guys loving some girls blindly as weaklings because most of the girls they are loving are toying machines for other guys.

The real truth is naturally women do not know what they want from guys, they are just too complicated. Especially in this country where the only language they hear is marriage.

There are still the good and reasonable ones but they are close to impossible to find, which means it might be one in one thousand of them.

For me i want to live long and be successful, so i avoid them like plagues and only get the only thing i want from them when i want it which is p**sy. As for there love and care, let them keep it. The love and care i give to myself couple with God's love and family love is even too much for me to handle.

As for marriage, If i would ever be in one it would be for kids. And if there is much bullshit i will definitely end it.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Masturbates But Doesn't Want To Have Sex Very by lordbish(m): 2:54am On Nov 07, 2017
Lucifer1419:
I'm 27 and my girlfriend
is 24. We've been dating
for 2 years now, and just
moved in together 2
months ago. We have
had periods where we
have had a lot of sex, but
here recently it is just
about 1-3 times a week,
usually on the lower
side. The thing that really
depresses me is that my
girlfriend masturbates
on a regular basis, but
says she is not in the
mood to have sex with
me. She tries to
keep it private, but I
generally know when
she's done it. I just don't
understand how she can
feel sexual enough to
masturbate, but not want
to have sex with her b/f.
Please, any help would
be appreciated, this is
really hurting our
relationship, which sucks
because everything else
is great between us.
In oyedepo's voice

Your case is different grin grin cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Meet One Of The World's Sexiest Identical Twins And Their Jaw-dropping Behinds by lordbish(m): 2:52am On Nov 07, 2017
WAHALA!!!
Romance / Re: I Pity Guys Loving One Gal Seriously HÀRD!! by lordbish(m): 2:50am On Nov 07, 2017
Born2conquer:
Seriously...the kind heartbreak wey you go suffer ..no be from this world!

Gals ain't Loyal again grin

A guy shouted yesternight beside a gal "Bleep YOU!! YOU LIED!" and he left hurriedly in annoyance.. few minutes after another guy came and replace the guy who left!

I loved once hard..and I was burnt by the unfortunate gal!

Now..I am into over 10 female friends and I am totally comfortable!! Like I am comfortable..

Now I don't care about a gal calling another guy beside me..or sex chatting..so far it's not affecting my shares and even if it affects me...I wee just walk over to the next gal!
Having a girlfriend without being ready for marriage is kind of a waste of time and resources. Loyalty is dead nowadays. So i totally agree with you.

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Education / Re: 20 Signs You’re Succeeding In Life – Even If You Don’t Feel You Are. by lordbish(m): 2:45am On Nov 07, 2017
Nice write up ��
Culture / Re: Thanksgiving Service Of Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, In Edo Church by lordbish(m): 4:27pm On Oct 22, 2017
Ok
noted smiley
Romance / Re: Weird Whatsapp Chat Between A Lady In Need Of Iphone 8 And A Guy by lordbish(m): 5:35pm On Oct 21, 2017
biacan:
The guy is just being stingy..... ordinary iPhone 8 he can't give her...... what a broke guy he is...... one of the reasons why I love my boyfriend..... dude will give you before you even ask
Clap for yaself
Na you try finish
Romance / Re: This Got Me Emotional - Screen Shots by lordbish(m): 10:16am On Oct 09, 2017
You will still come here to complain when it ends and you are left heartbroken.

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Celebrities / Re: BBC Team Visits Olajumoke Orisaguna, Interviews Her At Home (photos,video) by lordbish(m): 12:14am On Jul 28, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

BBC is a shame to professional journalism!

What's Olajumoke's merit?
What's her story?
What's her future?
I bet BBC doesn't even know the name of the boy who graduated with a 5.0 CGPA.

How is she an inspiration?
Olajumoke is simply a product of sentiments and corporate prostituting.

She has never caught my attention, empathy or respect, she never will.
She has been constantly shoved down our throats by the harlotry cabal that all of a sudden, she's now someone to reckon with.

God forbid!

A generation and nation which celebrates nobodies out of sentiments, fad and ethnicity has no future.
Enyia which kyn bad belle you be, en concern you. Na you get BBC, because of interview na why you dey para. D guy with 5.0 cgpa ma who en help ni

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