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Events / Book Events Host/mc Without Stressing Your Bank Account by lordbish(m): 5:25pm On Sep 16, 2022 |
The festive season will soon be upon us. Do you need an MC for your events whose pay won't be an issue for you. Oya constant me now. For shikini money, I will make your events memorable
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Autos / Do You Need A Driver To Deliver Your Cars To You? by lordbish(m): 11:42am On Sep 16, 2022 |
Do you need a driver that will drive your car to Port Harcourt, Aba, Umuahia, Owerri, Warri, Asaba, Onitsha and other southern cities from Lagos. Contact 07036746712 |
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by lordbish(m): 10:34am On Dec 17, 2021 |
kyrian0:How do I contact you? |
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by lordbish(m): 8:28am On Dec 14, 2021 |
I relocated back to Lagos and have completed my clearance but I'm yet to given a PPA. They said it will appear on the dashboard but it's been over a week. What can I do about it? |
Religion / Re: Your Dreams Explained by lordbish(m): 4:50am On Aug 30, 2021 |
I have been dreaming continuously about one of my parents dying. I have prayed about it but I'm still having such dreams. |
Crime / Re: Bandits Demand N100m Ransom For Six Asps Held Hostage In Katsina Kidnapper's Den by lordbish(m): 10:25am On Nov 19, 2020 |
Lwkmd!! Police should go and pay up. Na only to dey shoot innocent civilians dem sabi. Imagine!! ASP's for dat matter! 1 Like |
Health / Re: Check Pathology Department Of LASUTH If You Are Looking For You Loved Ones by lordbish(m): 10:13am On Nov 19, 2020 |
The amount of injustice I have witnessed in this life is too much. RIP to these victims of circumstances. Sometimes I wonder why a world like this was created. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Has Our Economy Been Sachet-ized? by lordbish(m): 8:16pm On Nov 16, 2020 |
It is a means to make good sales but nylon containers are not eco-friendly. Especially in a country like Nigeria that does not know how to manage waste. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo: Alex Ferguson Gives Verdict On Greater Player by lordbish(m): 8:01pm On Nov 16, 2020 |
Both are the greatest of their generation. I don't have a favorite amongst them buh if I am a coach I will select CR7 over Messi. Messi is built for a specific type of game. Once that style doesn't work he can't function. Cristiano on the other hand can play any style of game because he is a complete footballer. His both legs can hit a shot from distance. His nodding skill is out of this world. A team does not need to play too much good football to win with a player like Cristiano. All you need to do is get the ball to him in whatever way, be it on air or ground. Messi needs very good midfielders around him to function properly. If he has it, he is extremely lethal but if those midfielders don't play well, it will tell on his game. Barcelona right now do not have the class of midfielders that they had before that is why his game has dropped. He is now doing much in creating than when Xavi and Iniesta were in the team. Ronaldo only played that way when he was in Man Utd. Ronaldo needs deliveries to deliver while Messi needs a style of play similar to that of Barcelona and very good midfielders to deliver. Nah my opinion be diz. Don't attack biko 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Mass Defection Looms In South East PDP by lordbish(m): 3:22pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Although politicians are not to be trusted. Dave is the only south eastern politician that can do a good job if made the president of Nigeria. His works speaks for him. 61 Likes 5 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Billboard With LOSER Title And Trump Picture Driven Round American Cities by lordbish(m): 3:03pm On Nov 07, 2020 |
I just love American society. |
Celebrities / Met A Young Inspiring Lady Today by lordbish(m): 10:20pm On Jul 14, 2020 |
I was at Isi Gate in Umuahia looking for a tricycle that will convey me to Ubakala. I spotted this very young girl riding a Keke Napep. I was kinda thrilled when she asked if I was heading to Ubakala and I hopped in. I was in shock and also happy at the same time to be in a Keke Napep that is being driven by a young lady. I monitored her driving skills closely and she was far better than the guys. I got into a conversation with her and got to know that she has been riding for three years now and has completed the HP on the tricycle which means it is now her own. I was dumbfounded. She was not even acting like a tout or behaving rough in anyway. She really earned my utmost respect. She allowed me take some pictures too. This should serve as a motivation to young people out there. Hustle oh! No dey raise shoulder when you no get shishi. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Pls Save Me From Becoming A Prostitute by lordbish(m): 3:42am On Jun 24, 2020 |
Corporate begging SMH
You have friends and family, call them |
Family / Re: Sometimes I Regret Marrying My Wife by lordbish(m): 10:08am On Oct 23, 2019 |
Marriage shaa On a normal, I no fit tolerate such thing oh. You na correct man. Bring in a third party to resolve the issues.If she no still gree, biko divorce her and have peace of mind. 1 Like 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (6 - 0) On 10th February 2019 by lordbish(m): 6:51pm On Feb 10, 2019 |
See as Man city bang Chelsea like bass drum |
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi: "Masturbate Twice Before Making Any Costly Promise To A Woman" by lordbish(m): 10:10am On Sep 29, 2018 |
Best Advice of the year Ossheeyyy Hushpuppii |
Jokes Etc / "We Are Entertainers Not Superhumans"- Bishop D Comedian by lordbish(m): 4:25pm On Sep 17, 2018 |
Being an Entertainer is not a crime. Everyone needs a breakthrough in everything that they venture into likewise entertainers. We ain't even the wealthiest in Life, All we have is Fame that is even a burden. Stop asking useless questions and focus on your own breakthrough. People that manage entertainers even make more money than entertainers, but no one talks about them or pressures them. It is not a curse to be gifted in entertaining people. Most of us never choose to be one. That is why i always advice people venturing into entertainment newly to be sure it is not because of the flashy lifestyles that they see entertainers live. Passion drives this job not money. If it is the fame you crave for, then you are foolish. Fame is a price that we pay, never believe it is something good. It takes away your freedom and privacy. We are born to make the world lively and the money we make is a payment for the job that we are doing. Just like the way a banker is been paid after the month ends. That i put my works out everyday waiting for a breakthrough is the same process that someone who is submitting his or her CV to different firms waiting for employment is going through. I need connections in high places just the same way that everyone in all works of life needs it too. Everyone might say entertainers are everywhere now, look around you and also see the number of people with the same certificate that you have in your locality. Then you will know we are not even big, to me we still need enough entertainers. In all works of life, some people are bigger than others; such also apply in the entertainment industry. Some people wait for years before securing a good job, such also happens in entertainment. It is all about one's life timing and grace. Stop believing we are unique more than other professions just because we become famous for doing our jobs. Most people don't know Jeff Bezos today but they sure do know the likes of Nicki Minaj and Eminem, but they never know that Jeff is 150 times richer than both of them. Jeff is entirely richer than the American Music Industry. But Jeff can walk pass a crowd without being noticed but Nicki or Eminem cannot walk pass a crowd in the whole wide world without being noticed. Choosing to be an entertainer is like choosing to be a catholic priest. You might never know how tough it is going to be, until you are in it. God's grace be on every young and growing entertainer out there and also to the already well known entertainers. ~BISHOP"" COMEDIAN~ |
Romance / Re: Hairy Pussy And Shaved Pussy Which One Do You Find More Attractive? by lordbish(m): 8:08am On Dec 11, 2017 |
Oxster:I comment my reserve, kontinuuuueeee |
Romance / Re: To Hell With MEN! LADY Excited Over Her First Time Experience With D!ldos (photo by lordbish(m): 8:06am On Dec 11, 2017 |
Nothing amuses me nowadays, i have seen it all 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Woman Pours Hot Water On Her Maid For Allowing Kerosene To Dry Up In A Stove by lordbish(m): 6:28pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
NwaChibuzor:So you are now supportung domestic violence abi Chai fear God oh!!!! |
Celebrities / Re: Woman Pours Hot Water On Her Maid For Allowing Kerosene To Dry Up In A Stove by lordbish(m): 6:26pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Sometimes i wonder if some women miss road enter earth There wickedness is just too much for one human being to contain |
Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by lordbish(m): 6:22pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
KreativGenius:It is not money that am talking about, am talking about loyalty |
Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by lordbish(m): 3:32am On Nov 07, 2017 |
XML33:This is the realist thing i have read in years and i want to thank you for being the provider. It is impossible to have a good relationship with a girl nowadays. They are never contented with what they have, they want a guy to be superman overnight and provide them with everything while what most of them offer is p**sy that can be gotten anywhere for free. Seriously i see guys loving some girls blindly as weaklings because most of the girls they are loving are toying machines for other guys. The real truth is naturally women do not know what they want from guys, they are just too complicated. Especially in this country where the only language they hear is marriage. There are still the good and reasonable ones but they are close to impossible to find, which means it might be one in one thousand of them. For me i want to live long and be successful, so i avoid them like plagues and only get the only thing i want from them when i want it which is p**sy. As for there love and care, let them keep it. The love and care i give to myself couple with God's love and family love is even too much for me to handle. As for marriage, If i would ever be in one it would be for kids. And if there is much bullshit i will definitely end it. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Masturbates But Doesn't Want To Have Sex Very by lordbish(m): 2:54am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Lucifer1419:In oyedepo's voice Your case is different |
Romance / Re: Meet One Of The World's Sexiest Identical Twins And Their Jaw-dropping Behinds by lordbish(m): 2:52am On Nov 07, 2017 |
WAHALA!!! |
Romance / Re: I Pity Guys Loving One Gal Seriously HÀRD!! by lordbish(m): 2:50am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Born2conquer:Having a girlfriend without being ready for marriage is kind of a waste of time and resources. Loyalty is dead nowadays. So i totally agree with you. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: 20 Signs You’re Succeeding In Life – Even If You Don’t Feel You Are. by lordbish(m): 2:45am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Nice write up �� |
Culture / Re: Thanksgiving Service Of Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, In Edo Church by lordbish(m): 4:27pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
Ok noted |
Romance / Re: Weird Whatsapp Chat Between A Lady In Need Of Iphone 8 And A Guy by lordbish(m): 5:35pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
biacan:Clap for yaself Na you try finish |
Romance / Re: This Got Me Emotional - Screen Shots by lordbish(m): 10:16am On Oct 09, 2017 |
You will still come here to complain when it ends and you are left heartbroken. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: BBC Team Visits Olajumoke Orisaguna, Interviews Her At Home (photos,video) by lordbish(m): 12:14am On Jul 28, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:Enyia which kyn bad belle you be, en concern you. Na you get BBC, because of interview na why you dey para. D guy with 5.0 cgpa ma who en help ni |
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