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Romance / Re: Is This Possible? Guys Only (18+) by LordOfNaira: 7:57pm On Jun 23, 2018
Oyindidi:
Yes, erection to the extend a lady will ride and satisfy herself. According to the twitter user, the lady ride him twice

Yes, it can happen. Many men have erections in their sleep and one such reasons put down for it is that it is the penis's way of exercising. cheesy

A woman can make use of that erection but that would constitute rape.

But it is very possible to get an erection while asleep and even ejaculate. A lot of men wake up with an erection every morning. Some of them have as many as 5 erections in a night and still wake up with an erection. A woman can make use of any of those erections.

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Romance / Re: Is This Possible? Guys Only (18+) by LordOfNaira: 7:47pm On Jun 23, 2018
Oyindidi:
A girl raped a guy while he was asleep

It is very possible.

But your question is not full enough. Are you wondering if it is possible to get an erection while asleep or are you wondering if it is possible to rape a guy without waking him up?

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Romance / Re: Is This Possible? Guys Only (18+) by LordOfNaira: 7:24pm On Jun 23, 2018
Oyindidi:
How is that possible? Guys explain
How is what possible?
Romance / Re: You Are Free To Dislike Gays, But Don't Be A Homophobe" - Nigerian Writer by LordOfNaira: 3:57pm On Jun 05, 2018
Lalas247:
even Adam loved pussey cheesy
What about Jesus? It appeared like he was gay.
Romance / Re: It Is Unnatural To Be Gay, No One Is Born That Way by LordOfNaira: 7:23pm On May 25, 2018
mhisbliss:
I am so tired right now, i don't think i can answer your questions thank you

Alright, I will wait.
Romance / Re: It Is Unnatural To Be Gay, No One Is Born That Way by LordOfNaira: 6:58pm On May 25, 2018
mhisbliss:
I came across a thread where a guy claimed he discovered his sister is a lesbian, some of the comments on that thread got me annoyed and amused, most of the comments were "She's born that way, its natural" i know that this comment is influenced by the western world but we're not like them, we have norms, culture and a way of life, and we're supposed to be who we are.

Theres no evidence anywhere to prove that homosexuality is natural, it cannot be genetically or biologically defined, theres no gene responsible for homosexuality, and nothing about the human anatomy suggests homosexuality is natural, if you examine the male and female sex organ you'd know that it is designed to complement each other, and to reproduce, both needs to work together, therefore by design, we're supposed to be heterosexual not homosexual,

Our culture frowns at it, it is clearly unafrican, abnormal and every religion frowns at it, including christianity
Romans 1:26–27 follows this same reasoning. Paul says that men abandoned the natural sexual function of women and engaged in unnatural sex with men. His words make it clear that homosexual behavior is unnatural because it is a rejection of God’s design for sex. Homosexual desire, then, would also be unnatural for the same reason: it drives people to abandon the natural design and function of human sexuality.

No one is born gay, its a psychological and societal problem and it needs to be curtailed as soon as it is discovered.


Your culture frowns at homosexuality? What culture might that be?

Because, there are different cultures. Your culture frowns at nudity but there are cultures (in Africa and around the world) that don't frown at it.

The problem you have with homosexuality is that it is unnatural. But my question is: is it all natural things or behaviors that are good?

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Romance / Re: It Is Unnatural To Be Gay, No One Is Born That Way by LordOfNaira: 6:54pm On May 25, 2018
ubunja:
All animals practice incest.

Long ago, but there are some that have evolved mechanisms against incest.

But tell me, why do you think homosexuality is bad?
Romance / Re: It Is Unnatural To Be Gay, No One Is Born That Way by LordOfNaira: 6:47pm On May 25, 2018
ubunja:
animals practice incest. you gona follow to?

Not all animals are incestuous.

That ought to tell you that you can't just classify homosexuality as unnatural.
Romance / Re: It Is Unnatural To Be Gay, No One Is Born That Way by LordOfNaira: 6:31pm On May 25, 2018
mhisbliss:
I came across a thread where a guy claimed he discovered his sister is a lesbian, some of the comments on that thread got me annoyed and amused, most of the comments were "She's born that way, its natural" i know that this comment is influenced by the western world but we're not like them, we have norms, culture and a way of life, and we're supposed to be who we are.

Theres no evidence anywhere to prove that homosexuality is natural, it cannot be genetically or biologically defined, theres no gene responsible for homosexuality, and nothing about the human anatomy suggests homosexuality is natural, if you examine the male and female sex organ you'd know that it is designed to complement each other, and to reproduce, both needs to work together, therefore by design, we're supposed to be heterosexual not homosexual,

Our culture frowns at it, it is clearly unafrican, abnormal and every religion frowns at it, including christianity
Romans 1:26–27 follows this same reasoning. Paul says that men abandoned the natural sexual function of women and engaged in unnatural sex with men. His words make it clear that homosexual behavior is unnatural because it is a rejection of God’s design for sex. Homosexual desire, then, would also be unnatural for the same reason: it drives people to abandon the natural design and function of human sexuality.

No one is born gay, its a psychological and societal problem and it needs to be curtailed as soon as it is discovered.


How deep have you gone in reading about genes and homosexuality
Crime / Re: Man Who Killed His Girlfriend In Oshodi Reveals Why He Did It (Photos) by LordOfNaira: 7:10pm On May 23, 2018
Suspicion of infidelity When will people ever learn?

When someone cheats on you, beating them is just cowardly. You have two options: leave or stay. It is as straightforward as that.

From the neighbors' accounts, it shows that the man is very insecure and the woman was living in constant fear.

I don't believe the criminal's account about a man answering the call when he called the victim. He killed her over unfounded allegations of infidelity rather than that narrative about a man answering the call. He is lying to make a case for himself but he would be stupid if he thinks that that would count as a crime of passion.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Announces The Arrival Of A Brand New Church Aircraft by LordOfNaira: 2:40pm On May 20, 2018
InansBobo:
They are building large auditoriums because the previous one must have filled up with crowd of worshippers. So far the resources is available, I don't see anything wrong in building larger auditorium. People should be in church and feel a bit comfort not being choked with crowd. Do you expect someone like Dr Paul Enenche of Dunamis to continue holding six over flooded services every Sunday when there's resources to get a larger auditorium and reduce the services to possibly three?
Do you want someone of Bishop Oyedepo age to continue heading Five Over flooded services every Sunday?
That isn't competition but what should be

But are the auditoriums not useless? They have not helped to produce people of character. Why can't we build industries instead? Industries are more useful. I don't see the usefulness of these auditoriums. I have not seen one Christian, here or anywhere else, whose life is worth emulating.

I am a traditionalist but I love the character of Jesus. But his Christians? no way.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Announces The Arrival Of A Brand New Church Aircraft by LordOfNaira: 12:04pm On May 20, 2018
InansBobo:
how do mean? he's not in competition with anybody. He's doing what he's capable of doing not because anyone did it or whatever

They are trying to outshine one another. See how they are in constant battle to see who builds the largest auditorium.
Sports / Re: Why I Left England For Nigeria – Alex Iwobi by LordOfNaira: 8:14am On May 20, 2018
mosegifted:


Oga you don't know what your saying.... have you seen the squad England will be using for world CUP... Iwobi is better than more than 60% of them... Argue with fact

The guy is right on this. Alex Iwobi wouldn't have made the English team.

The only player who has been truthful yet is Leon Balogun who talked about the difficulty of getting into the German defense line because there were players ahead of him.

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Sports / Re: AS Roma Supports The Super Eagles For World Cup Glory by LordOfNaira: 7:37am On May 20, 2018
AS Roma is really serious about supporting us o. shocked

They have turned into Super Eagles second twitter handle sharing news that concerns the Super Eagles such as the provisional list and the FIFA rankings.

Thank you, AS Roma.
Politics / Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by LordOfNaira: 7:55pm On May 13, 2018
Nigerians are very fascinating people.

How can we not know that our problems are institutional and not mere leadership errors?

Bring Abraham Lincoln back from the dead and put him in Aso Rock, he would fail woefully. Put ten of the best presidents the world has had and they would fail.

To succeed, the country needs an almost impossible total overhaul.

If you want to know how and where we began to fail, try reading Chukwuemeka Ike's Expo 77.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by LordOfNaira: 9:26am On May 07, 2018
Icon4s:


Even though I agree we may not have lost to SA if Balogun, Mikel and Moses had played, I cannot say same for that Serbia game. We still could have been no match to Serbia had the trio played.

I brought up the two matches because they are the only two losses that Rohr has suffered since he began handling our team.

I don't believe they are mere coincidence.

And I do believe we would have dismantled Serbia with Moses and Mikel and Balogun pairing Troost in CB.

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Politics / Re: Rain Destroys Canopies Of Ekiti APC Primaries Election (Photos) by LordOfNaira: 4:11pm On May 05, 2018
rejoice4eva:
Maybe vox populi, vox dei. The voice of the people is the voice of God . OK ooo

Not in Nigeria.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by LordOfNaira: 4:08pm On May 05, 2018
No Mikel, no Moses.
Troost-Ekong partnered Awaziem in CB.
Onazi captained.
Result: Nigeria 0 - South Africa 2

No Mikel, no Moses.
Troost-Ekong partnered Awaziem in CB.
Onazi captained.
Result: Nigeria 0 - Serbia 2

Are these mere coincidences?

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NYSC / Re: Bayelsa Corper Drowns While Taking Selfie At A Jetty In Ogbolomaibiri, Nembe by LordOfNaira: 3:50pm On May 05, 2018
Margy:
I wish he knew how to swim...
embarassed embarassed embarassed

Swimming should be incorprated in our school curriculum

He might have known how to swim.

Swimming skills would hardly help if you hit the water surface awkwardly.

This fellow was taking a selfie. He didn't plan to fall down. So, when he lost his balance, it would be hard even for the greatest swimmer to reposition himself in the air for a safe dive or landing. He probably hit the surface of the water hard and passed out.

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Politics / Re: Sowore: Tinubu, Others Used To Hide While We Faced The Military In The 90's by LordOfNaira: 8:46am On May 04, 2018
saltoasis:
Can someone tell this guy to stop day dreaming.

You were powerful than politicians. I see...

Politicians during the military era were useless. The military had little regard for them. On the hand, the SUG presidents were very powerful.

As a matter of fact, the military were scared of SUG presidents. Cultism as we have it today was created by the military to target SUG excos.

Ever heard about Afrika who was not even an SUG president

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Business / Re: MTN Grows Data Revenue By 73% by LordOfNaira: 8:12am On May 04, 2018
Am I the only one going through serious network issues with MTN or is the problem general?

I have never had it this terrible with MTN.
Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Sent To Prison By Lokoja Court (Photo) by LordOfNaira: 2:14pm On May 03, 2018
oneolajire:
Waaaooo, when did attempted suicide become a crime in Nig? My legal guys please help me out.





It has been a crime since 1990.

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Crime / Re: Sarco: The 'Suicide Machine' Invented By Philip Nitschke "Dr Death" by LordOfNaira: 4:33pm On Apr 18, 2018
MissRaine69:


I will probably have a lot of damnations thrown my way for this but
I do support assisted suicide in some cases especially if it’s that person’s wish to go and there is nothing medically that can be done for that person. I recall an instance of someone who I came across who was sexually assaulted at the age of 21 the perpetrator tried to kill her but she survived however she was in a vegetative state for 32 years never regaining consciousness.

She died from sepsis. In this case what quality of life does someone have? And no it’s not playing God it’s showing mercy. If an animal is suffering we put it out of its misery by being merciful. Arguing humans and animals are not the same is not irrelevant here as we tend to think with an emotional mind.

It is no different from palliative care when someone has a terminal illness at some point treatment stops and what is given is a huge amount of painkillers and muscle relaxants how is that not covert mercy killing?

Dying with dignity is something many fail to comprehend and tend to look at everything from a religious point of view. I understand that perspective. In this instance I am not advocating that all sick relatives be killed but faith and medicine do coexist (sometimes) and sometimes it is what it is. If there is no cure , the prognosis is poor and the person had asked to have his life ended if she/he ever find themsleve in a state of unconsciousness which is permanent then what quality of life is there? Advance directives exist for this very reason.

A dear friend was involved in a RTA and ended up on life support he was declared brain dead his advance was directive was quite specific in that he did not want to be kept alive by any mechanical means and being on life support was going against his wishes.
The family turned off his life support and his organs were donated. Now I am sure this is an alien concept for many but you have to be pranmatic about this.

Do you keep someone on life support when there is no brain activity just because and at a huge cost to yourself or do you let them go in peace

I am a medical doctor. I like life but then what is life when it is painful, what is the essence? I have never had to euthanize anyone but I came close once and my father (who is also a doctor) talked me into not doing it. However, I have carried out assisted suicide.

I actually wanted to hear your views because you are someone for whom I have a deep feeling of affection. Thank you for replying.
Crime / Re: Sarco: The 'Suicide Machine' Invented By Philip Nitschke "Dr Death" by LordOfNaira: 9:59am On Apr 18, 2018
MissRaine69, what is your take on this?
Science/Technology / Re: Ubaka & Atikpo Chukwuebuka Patrick Invent OGANIHU C² Bitter Leaf Washing Machine by LordOfNaira: 10:56am On Apr 17, 2018
TheUpsetGirl1:
that big machine just for bitter leaf? nawa angry

It will get smaller with time. Your phone is a mini computer. The earliest computers were as big as large rooms. But look at how far we have come. It is the same with TVs. Compare the bulky CRTs to the ultra slim TVs we have today.

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Religion / Re: I Hate The Devil And So Should You. by LordOfNaira: 12:52pm On Mar 18, 2018
Mujtahida:

Hahahaha hahahaha and Oceania and Eurasia were constantly at war just as Christians have a Kingdom of God that is always at war with the kingdom of Satan.

Exactly grin
Education / Re: Dear Nigerians, Pidgin English Has Basic Rules Too! by LordOfNaira: 10:12am On Mar 18, 2018
ortakida:



Let me bust your bubble. Read this:

"If I catch my husband dey sexing with another woman, what I do him?"

That's a combination of Jenifa's English ("What I do him"wink and pure wrong use of Pidgin English ("sexing"wink.

If you SERIOUSLY dare speak this one outside people go laff you die.

Forget it, pidgin English is what it is, substandard English. No one has an official language that is a corruption of another language.

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Religion / Re: I Hate The Devil And So Should You. by LordOfNaira: 10:06am On Mar 18, 2018
Chikita66:
Devil is the reason why the world is at chaos.

But according to the Bible, God lets evil and good happen. It means that even if the devil wants to create chaos, God must be aware of it and must have given him the permission (remember the story of Job).

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Religion / Re: I Hate The Devil And So Should You. by LordOfNaira: 9:41am On Mar 18, 2018
Chikita66:
Nawa o, see question.

You can't answer it. You just hate him because you have been drilled to. You have no viable reason. It is like in the novel "1984" by George Orwell where the people were made to hate Goldstein simply because the state said he was an enemy of state. The people had no personal reasons for hating Goldstein other than the reason the state drilled into them. This sort of program is contained in indoctrination.

If you think I am wrong, then refute me by telling me one reason why you hate the devil.

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Religion / Re: I Hate The Devil And So Should You. by LordOfNaira: 9:34am On Mar 18, 2018
debaj10:
Lol
d ancestors wey dey kill twins, believe in ogbanje, com tell u sey dem dey fly for sky, abi?
abeg, nor take laf kii me yer o!

minwyl, how Jesus take b white man?!
r u a olodo?


My ancestors never killed twins. The death of a twin is viewed as bad fortune for the parents and they must quickly seek a babalawo to carve an Ibeji figure to reverse the portended bad fortune.

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Religion / Re: I Hate The Devil And So Should You. by LordOfNaira: 9:29am On Mar 18, 2018
Chikita66:
You don't hate him more than I do.

Why do you hate him?

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