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Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Was Verifying If I'm A Human. (photo) by LoveJesus87(m): 8:33am
JUMO95:


Yes that's it.
I think that's invasive and dangerous o
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Was Verifying If I'm A Human. (photo) by LoveJesus87(m): 9:18pm On Apr 24
JUMO95:


They are going through your browser history.
That's what it does when you click to verify you are human
u don't mean it??
Sports / Re: Arsenal Thrashed Chelsea 5-0 To Top Premiership League Table by LoveJesus87(m): 4:22pm On Apr 24
Sonnobax15:
undecided
This is certainly the worst time to be a Chelsea fan......As for Jackson, that unserious dude should never have any business to do with Stamford bridge from henceforth....But then again, trust the clueless Poch to keep fielding the native fowl embarassed
lmao 🤣🤣
Native fowl kwanu🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Narrates How His Friend Got Married To A Woman Who Owned Wrong Numbe by LoveJesus87(m): 1:14pm On Apr 24
1000Capacity:


Some of you will not be realistic.
Go back to the olden days and live there na
but tins were working out well in that area in d olden days nw
I prefer to go back to the 'olden days' (old ways) and live there
Crime / Re: Jewish Woman Kidnapped And Raped In Paris Suburb by LoveJesus87(m): 10:26am On Apr 24
Zxcvbnmghtr:


Some of them are having erection by mere reading the title.
lmao grin grin grin
Family / Re: False prophecy by LoveJesus87(m): 6:49pm On Apr 23
hookupagent1:
I have this feeling that something is wrong with me because I feel sensational movement all over my body, have some sharp pain on my head and I always feel weak cold and hot inside of me and very lazy unlike me before, I'm a shadow of My former self, looking lanky like someone that is battling from a deadly ailment. I have not slept for months and I noticed something, I behave strange as If I'm about to go insane, many more strange things happening in my body, I suspect I'm under witchcraft, demonic attack, or occultic attack,
I feeling empty and think I'm under a spell
I seriously need help.

See this thread for any know the beginning of my problem and this is where I suspect my problem is from no doubt
https://www.nairaland.com/8063420/get-strange-feelings-after-seeking
ah
This is a very serious matter
There is only one certain solution that I know
That's Apostle Johnson suleiman. And it's better u travel down to auchi to see him in person

Me too have been trying to go but not financially buoyant now
Travel / Re: Can 2m Take My Brother To Canada by LoveJesus87(m): 6:38pm On Apr 23

Romance / Re: I Will Dedicate 40000 Naira Monthly For Olosho by LoveJesus87(m): 6:29pm On Apr 23
1000Capacity:


My Gee Let me help you to be saving it.
You will be impressed
70 years old man o grin
Business / Re: People Are Wicked.....retailers Are Killing Us by LoveJesus87(m): 1:13pm On Apr 21
Afamed:


Only Una dey enter transport go buy goods?

Lagos price N55k , Onitsha price N78k

Even the manufacturer does not make N22k as profit on unit of his goods
you have to understand prices will vary due to some external and internal factors...

It's not greed. It's business. That's the way it works

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Business / Re: People Are Wicked.....retailers Are Killing Us by LoveJesus87(m): 12:18pm On Apr 21
Afamed:

Una be part of problem for this country.

E dey Una blood.
Buying something N1000 selling it N1900 is business? As if it is the only item he has gone to buy in the market.

Dem just born Una with robbing Peter to pay Paul
lol

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Business / Re: People Are Wicked.....retailers Are Killing Us by LoveJesus87(m): 11:54am On Apr 21
SalamRushdie:
So the goods will fly magically from trade fair to your house? Add you wife's transport to and fro , her refreshments at trade Fair and then you will will understand
U get time dey answer d guy that can't think. Many people are just running on sentiment

No mind am.

If its cheap at trade fair, make e go dey buy by himself at trade fair. Make e no enter transport. Make e fly

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Food / Re: What Is The Weirdest Food Combo You Have Ever Eaten? (picture) by LoveJesus87(m): 8:20pm On Apr 20
poshestmina:



I love Rice and can/have eaten it with almost everything.
White rice and Isiewu too.lol.

You should try Maria ,but not in public though to avoid surprise stares and silent 'Tufiakwas'.
Lmao grin grin
Silent tufiakwa grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Is Now An Embarrassment by LoveJesus87(m): 9:23pm On Apr 19
RisenJoe:
It's in America's interest to maintain peace in the middle east, cos any conflict there will certainly disrupt oil production and transportation thereby increasing the price which will favour Russia well well.
no mind d comedian grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Is Now An Embarrassment by LoveJesus87(m): 9:22pm On Apr 19
Catapault:
Israel is now an embarrassment.

When I heard that they had retaliated against Iran, I was thinking “Oh my goodness, Iran is finished.”.

Only to now see that the ‘retaliation’ was a mere couple of cheap projectiles that were blown out of the sky by reserve Iranian forces, and causing zero damage to Iran.

Now that we can see that Israeli is scared shiitless of Iran, and is well aware of the might of the Iranians, hopefully their little arrogant heads have been reset, and peace can finally come to that troubled region of the world.

Something else I noticed over the last few days is that EVEN AMERICA is afraid of Iran.

They don’t want any trouble from that country, and the first thing they did after Israel’s comical ‘retaliation’, was to announce that they were not involved in the Israeli action.

Good gracious! 😂

There is NO way on this earth u can be this dumb, I believe you are joking

Try and go through ur own post again

Israel is afraid of Iran, America is afraid of Iran?

If you are truly serious, then u must be badly uninformed on a mega scale.... I choose to believe u are joking
Education / Re: Charterhouse: Things To Know About Primary School Who Charges ₦42 Million Annual by LoveJesus87(m): 7:12am On Apr 18
hslbroker2:
depends on how you train your kids
You are not the only one training your kids
Education / Re: Charterhouse: Things To Know About Primary School Who Charges ₦42 Million Annual by LoveJesus87(m): 6:18pm On Apr 17
hslbroker2:
If you have money it is not a bad ideal to enroll your kids here, they will mingle with other riches people,
...and become gays and lesbiams bah?
Kontinu
Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by LoveJesus87(m): 6:57pm On Apr 13
grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is My Girlfriend, Her Past Is Her Past, Says a Young Man by LoveJesus87(m): 4:17pm On Apr 13
Flame333:
Puzzy swaying the dude brain with a tsunami force...

You go learn
walai

E go LEARN
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is My Girlfriend, Her Past Is Her Past, Says a Young Man by LoveJesus87(m): 4:15pm On Apr 13
MuslimIgbo:
Lol
MUMU
Later, bastarɗs like this will come on social media to cry about cheating and paternity fraud, DNA etc. I never pity them.

Girls will always Judge you by your past but a useless OLOSHO that has lost count of her BODYCOUNT, slept with almost all the guys on the streets, dated married men, done several abortions will tell you not to judge her by her past.

A girl's past is the most important thing and the most important clue a guy with sense can use to know about a her personality and MORALS.

Every sensible guy wants to be with a girl that every man wants but can not have, and not a useless OLOSHO that every man wants and many have had and passed around.


A guy's past is even manageable. Most people don't mind having a father who used to be a casanova, but not a mother who used to be a prostitute.

Who am I not to judge a girl by her past?
- Banks will judge you by your credit scores and loan repayment (past) before giving you a loan...

- Employers will judge you by your past and experience before giving you a job...

- The law will judge you by your past crimes to put you in a jail...

- No embassy will grant you visa to their country if you have a criminal PAST...

- Even God will judge us by our past on judgement day...

BUT I SHOULD NOT JUDGE A USELESS GIRL WHO HAS LIVED A WAYWARD, RECKLESS AND CARELESS LIFESTYLE IN THE PAST BY HER PAST. cheesy
BECAUSE THE ONLY PAST THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT IS A GIRL'S PAST grin grin grin
God bless you for this wisdom

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is My Girlfriend, Her Past Is Her Past, Says a Young Man by LoveJesus87(m): 4:13pm On Apr 13
SETHARTHUR:
I wonder which woman will defend his man like this when it comes to poverty in the man's side.
lmao grin grin
Sports / Re: I Divorced Kaka Because He Was Too Nice - Caroline Celico by LoveJesus87(m): 1:17pm On Apr 13
Gistmedia10:
Caroline Celico, former wife of soccer legend Kaka, has opened up about the real reason behind their divorce. Contrary to popular speculation of betrayal or scandal, Celico shocks fans by disclosing that Kaka's flawlessness was the root cause.

"He never betrayed me, he treated me well, he gave me a wonderful family, but I was not happy, something was missing. The problem was, he was too perfect for me," Celico revealed.

The Brazilian model and entrepreneur, who was married to Kaka for several years before their split, expressed that Kaka's impeccable nature created an unexpected void in their relationship. "I couldn't keep up with his perfection. It made me question myself constantly," she confessed, offering a rare glimpse into the challenges of their seemingly flawless union.


What do women want again? cry
What can u call this?
May God not allow us marry wrong partner

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Politics / Re: Why Can't Yoruba Rally Around To Support This Innocent Man Fe President? by LoveJesus87(m): 11:50am On Apr 07
Slytiger:
You want to collect curse abi. Lol.
Curse dey hungry am ni
Pets / Re: What Breed Of Dog Is This Dog? (Photos) by LoveJesus87(m): 3:17pm On Apr 04
89green:
grin correct ekukecian
lmao grin
Science/Technology / Re: CERN Tests World Most Powerful Particle Accelerator During April's Solar Eclipse by LoveJesus87(m): 12:31pm On Apr 04
Spirit247:
Accept JESUS AHAYASHA YASHAYA as your Eternal LORD and SAVIOR today! There is no more Time!

Do you know why Satan would not give Humans anything great unless Blood is Sacrificed to him? Have you ever asked yourself why can't Satan just give those that go to him for things what they want without demanding for Blood Sacrifice? Why is Satan so fascinated and Obsessed with Blood Sacrifice?! Has it been revealed to you? I will share it here to the Eternal Glory of AHAYA ASHAR AHAYA (I AM THAT I AM) Our CREATOR that Opened my Eyes to see why:

The most wicked Deception that Satan and his Demonic Spirits did against Humanity is to have made many to think they need his help whereas, it is Satan and his fallen Angels that really need the Help of Humanity. They would have been forever docile, useless, functionaless as Dead Spirits is Humans refused to Help them.
Search YouTube for the Video of the girl that was ritually sacrificed to Satan there, and even the Public Satanic Rituals performed during the Opening of the Tunnel few Years ago. They deflect the truth and deceive many to think they are just joking with all those things. If you still don't know that CERN is a camouflaged Satanic Organization opening Abyss gates for Fallen Angels and Demon Spirits to flood the Earth in collaboration with the Anti-Christ that was CORONAted in 2020, then you are wallowing in Spiritual Slumber! Have you asked why the bodies of those that have taken the 3 Full Doses of the VaaSin are Transmitting and showing as Mac (Mark) Address on your Bluetooth? Go to HosPit where many that have taken it frequent and try to send out Picture through Bluetooth, you will be shocked as you see Humans showing up strange Mac Addresses. The Depopulation Agenda is to feed-off the Life-Energy of the massive Humans to the Fallen Angels that became as dead lower after their Fall(that why they are called Dead Spirits, majority of them are almost useless till now that these Satanic Humans start Re-Enliving them by Transmitting Human-Life-Energy to them. There is even a Movie that shows how a weak Weak Demonic Entity comes more alive the more he successfully Sucks our Life-Energy from Humans. Leviticus 17:11 "Life Lives in the Blood!"

Just as their father deceived Adam and Eve to hijack Authority over this World from them, they told Humanity that they have landed on the Moon till lately when they have been exposed, they taught Worldwide that Humans are from Gorillas instead of our CREATOR, they are Teaching in Schools that Male can be Female and Female can be Male to get even Children to align with the bisexual Satanic god, they never told you the Truth that the Plandemic of 2020 was actually CORONAtion of the Anti-Christ, while growing up they told us that Internet was Powered by Satellites only to later be exposed that it's a big lie, what Power Internet is not just physical but Marine Power(you may too afraid to acknowledge why Evil spread like widefire all over the World after Internet came).

NASA(means Deceiver in Hebrew), CERN, bGates of Hell, etc all work for same god of this World with focus on Capturing all Human Souls on Earth for Satan and making Humans unfit to Receive the Gift of Immortality that our CREATOR has Promised those that refused to bow to the Beast and it image(Internet).
The Book of Revelation is being Fulfilled before our Eyes in our Generation, yet many are too afraid to acknowledge the Truth. What they Present to you as Quantum Science and Internet of Things is effort to completely unify your physical Consciousness with the Satanic Negative Spiritual World.

HalleluAHAYA ASHAR AHAYA!!!!!!!
wow
This is deep
Thank you brother

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by LoveJesus87(m): 8:27am On Apr 02
Demichaels:
More
omo this girl fine o shocked
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by LoveJesus87(m): 8:25am On Apr 02
EreluRoz:
Hml God bless your home.

This your wife can beat you as I'm seeing her, so don't ever try to go physical with her. Be wise

Sending jealousy from Asokoro Abuja
Lmao grin grin
Make d guy no go there at all grin cheesy
No be only u, me too I dey jealous grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Will Not Attack NATO But F-16s Will Be Shot Down In Ukraine, Putin Says by LoveJesus87(m): 1:16pm On Mar 28
sad
Romance / Re: You Visit That Lady U Are Crazy Over For The First Time And She Offers U This? by LoveJesus87(m): 12:09pm On Mar 28
virginprincess:
Is that cockroach and yam leave I'm seeing on that food shocked,op pls stop all this stuff.
No normal person would serve her visitor this kind of rubbish undecided.
says who?
Go to China first grin
Travel / Re: Man Kneels Down To Thank God He Left Nigeria For The UK by LoveJesus87(m): 10:09pm On Mar 26
Villa12:
your kidnapping or that of your loved ones also sure die grin
Lol. I and my loved ones are covered by the blood of Jesus grin cheesy

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Travel / Re: Man Kneels Down To Thank God He Left Nigeria For The UK by LoveJesus87(m): 5:06pm On Mar 26
WakeUpNigerians:


Is he picking money on the floor in naija?

Dont worry...wait for him in 5 years and compare yourself with him grin
ah lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pls sir 5 years ke?
Let's compare ourselves in the next 3 months sir abeg
If we can get to meet in person sef for verification of the comparison aswear to god no wahala
E sure me die

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