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Romance / Re: My Room Mate's Boyfriend And I! by mamalola19: 5:13am On May 15, 2012
ismaeel86: jealous girl, girls like you is what made up to extend my stay in the bachelors club. After sleeping with all d fine boys around u will now turn to born again, jumping from one crusade to another, praying for a husband, buying all sort of spiritual and inspirational books on how to find Mr right. shior

word!!!!!!!!!!
tell the fools
Romance / Re: My Room Mate's Boyfriend And I! by mamalola19: 5:09am On May 15, 2012
queensmith: Is the poster asking for a go ahead to 'feast on' another womans man? Why? Will it make you feel better about yourself?

Are there no single men to 'feast on' in the whole of Lagos? When the witches of your former room deal with you, you will now.

Go on

have u given your life to christ
where u not once like the op
when you used to rock sexuality back in the days
see kettle calling pot black
age does catch up with women
lonliness is the reason for drastic changes
u sef wan marry dt is why you done change gear
Romance / Re: Mrbrownjay....r U An Edo Guy? by mamalola19: 5:00am On May 15, 2012
2buff:

Bros is that a before-after pic? Looks like you lost quite a bit of muscle! Still aight tho.

grin grin grin grin grin grin i thot i was d only one dt noticed.
he looks bigger in d left one
he is loved no matter the size
he is better than some yellow nit wit
Romance / Re: Mrbrownjay....r U An Edo Guy? by mamalola19: 4:55am On May 15, 2012
rokiatu: He is def very intelligent. What I like the most about him is the fact that he gave his opinion without been abusive or forcing it down your throat.

He is a realist.

true unlike some members
who do it for the attention seeking
and making members feel stupid
it is called maturity
he is a man of wisdom
with a real life outside nl
Romance / 15 Reasons To Know Witches Followed Your Relationship From The Village by mamalola19: 4:43am On May 15, 2012
15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary.

14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC.

13. If you slap a military man.

12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.

11. If you are an ARSENAL fan.

10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC.

9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber.

8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops.

7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look FUGLY
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6. When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session.

5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi.

4. When you beat up a military man’s ONLY child.

3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents.

2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force.

1. And the NumBAAH WAN sign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a “LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!” ringtone

Romance / Re: Can A Lady Find Love Here. by mamalola19: 4:34am On May 15, 2012
Killz.:

Iyalola19, mamalola19 you are a fccking Hypocrite. I dislike your sort on NL with a passion. . . Leave the OP alone and shut tha fcck up, you discombobulated hypocritical wishy washy whipper snappish bit[i]c[/i]h!

Who wrote the bullshit below, you amnesic idi[i]o[/i]t?



killz shut up
is it every issue u must impose ur gutter mouth
i have always been mamalola or iyalola on this forum
i call fcck, fcck!
i call Mouth Action, Mouth Action
if my vagina tears, i say it
if i am Hot, i dnt hide it
i dnt send anyone or nobody
i didnt come here for anyone
I am never an hypocrite
I have an issue with women asking for love and marriage like common dogs
i said earlier that i have no issue in people running their package here but
do it wisely and the right way
have u seen me get emails and nos from here
i come play and fcck off
i dnt know anyone here and dont intend to
you are the one with a reputation
that is what you ought to work on
incase you havent noticed you stink to mmembers
and nl as whole
u take everything serious
i had even forgotten abt this thread
i dont dwell on insults, i get bored


Romance / Re: Why Are The Girls On Nairaland So Ugly? by mamalola19: 5:28am On May 11, 2012
grandpakillz:

my boy oh boy. boylinto like papinto, holy baby wait up, its been a while

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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