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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!

I have no bad habit.... I just want to improve few things abt me

[left][/left] 1.Kissing your man is nt a problem. The problem
is how you do it. Stop making Sounds like a car
Crash.

2, Screaming during Sex is romantic and its not a
problem. The problem is Shouting words like ; "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARRY" You are
having Sex, Not a Church Service. And besides i
dont knw if you are reminding God to
Punish you Later.

3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is nt a
problem, infact its very Sexxy. The problem is
wearing your Min and looking all nice but when
you see Guyz you try to Pull it down now forcing
it to be long. Dont you see that you are deceiving
yourself.

4, Loving your man is nt a problem. The problem
is Changing your Surname on Facebook and put
his surname before you are not even Introduced
to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read
your Post Later saying " MEN ARE WICKED AND
CHEATS"

5, Saying all Men are the Same is not my
problem but Who asked you to try them ALL?

6, Bleaching your skin is not a problem .The
problem having White Face, Yellow hands,
Chocolate Lips and Black Legs. Are you a Zebra? ladies should take note

op! are u ok?

cruzita! hope u will be contesting in the next "the most ugliest girl in NL" come 2016, I pray u win

sinaj:
Na to de pull out na

noughty u...

queentell:
They are born to kill

exactly

U said it all

babe u got some wrong here

the old man is speaking in tongue....

Freiden:
After all said and done....they will say Islam is a religion of peace.....smh

anybody that told u that "spit" on that persons face... Islam is a religion's of destruction

mind44thegoat:
the mod must be drunk then.

the name of this ur moniker is very funny oh...

joliyp:
maxi112 tanks a lot my first friend on NL






tanks to all the guys on nairaland for making tins easy for me I love you all

u r welcome sweedy

I hv been ban once for just saying back to sender

CaroLyner:

are u surprise?

joliyp, carolyner

make peace rain abeg

JudgeWilson:
Dude, I get swag pass u no be beans.

shut up.... I dnt do swag cause I have class.... so take a back seat dude

grow up bro

jump and pass




















hmmmm.... mk I balance, read comments

just like my 25-30 mints

Nuells:
Lol!!! Abi?? Infact let the president of Ashawo Association join too....I go hail Kanu join, e knw easy to be famous...everyone go wan mingle with u even Oloshos

Kanu is bigger than all this cheap blackmail.... the guys is too much, he is just using every thing d zoo is doing against him in his favour.... we are waiting for more blackmail against him.... bia bia or death

kaziblake:
My ideal man is cristaino ronaldo.

u say Ronald... I say monopus

coolzeal:
I have had sex with a single mother before and it feels alright like any other lady. Omo na were pikin dey comot from.. forget, there's nothing like slack.

u no well... go try ashawo, u go no say... "Toto way dn slack dn slack"

SINNZ:
Toto wey don slack don slack. Leave all this big grammar.

plz clap for ya self... U just nailed it

if kanu like make him dey for main road dey knack ashawo I go support am...

IamLEGEND1:
primeministerr & Obiorathesubtle

mrsphyno & quiinnbee

misspicy2 & Prettythicksme

shikena

the op is not talking abt gay couples.... but wait ooooo those monikers u listed up there, are dey gays?

CaroLyner:
decker &yourmain

na suicide mission be this

this 2go boy no dey rest at all....