They wear school uniforms in UNN? Lol. Where’s the individuality?

They will soon shift the goal post to; going to church, playing gospel music and repenting are not enough. Do this extra thing to ensure heaven is in your destiny.

What was the autopsy report?

The people are Trinidadian.

It’s where your dart landed on.

Stay at home.

Mental illness is more than a disease.

Okay. I’ll tell them to discontinue the service.

Onila troll bait work today.

Next thread; Lagos and Abuja are overrated. You would make a great reporter on YouTube.

Humans are humans.

Your helper is trying. Sha, at least the internet frees your mind.

Onila, she’s right.

It won’t come.

Gadafii:
The same Haiti that a gang leader called barbecue is currently roasting with his gang members and their prime minister resigned

Onila throws a dart at a map and starts praising whichever country it hits.

Many of them.

You have low self esteem. Have you sorted your patchy hair?

Na this type go finally marry Ghanaian.

They live on islands. Of course, they’ll be unexposed.

Mscheew. A hungry-looking druggy.

Who teach you English?!

Death may be harder.

Onila, you don knack 2,500 topics. Time to retire this account don reach.

Okay. Was he handsome?

More like a wrapper.

Everyone is, with every passing day.

Bwilliam:
I swear I've trained A.I models that are more coherent than you.
@seun please be honest, is this user a bot, because if he/she is not a bot, then you may want to set a limit on how many topics a user can create in a day.

It’s a special needs person who passes time with the internet. Them plenty for Nairaland.

Just stay where you are. Leave Rivers State alone.

They have two arms.

I don’t think that boy has black in him.

SEO-boosting topic. This wasn’t posted because users are stupid. Though one can’t be too sure because of some write-ups I come across here. It was created to spur activity so Google’s bots will continue placing Nairaland entries at the top of searches.

Is it really one inch if it becomes four when aroused? He should get out. I remember a guy with a two inch knob from my school days. It only swole and became fat whenever he got aroused. He didn’t kill himself and later got married with kids. Nobody questioned how, neither did anyone raise the matter after school. The size of his equipment didn’t change the fact that he was huge and athletic — a feat many with normal length equipments will never achieve. Porn is the cause of men’s insecurities. It is not real sex. It’s like the average Caucasian getting frustrated that he doesn’t look like Dicaprio, Depp and Cruise. He won’t focus on the fact that Ed Sheeran is the everyday man’s look. In porn sef, there is Brian Pumper who is average in size and works like everyone else. If it was by size, Asians would have long died off while Africans would be the major race.