https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzM9ChbOSdc

What?

What exactly is FESTUS OKOYE saying?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6-_wVTZWJI

ifyalways:


Na your hand be dis?

Long time, no type. Happy Anniversary, new year, infact AJ, happy everything.

Oh yes o my darling sis!
Alive and kicking wella wella.
Thanks jare. Same to you.
NL dry like hell.
Just checking to see who don die and who dey alive.
Same ol-same ol I see.

I say make I appear before rumor begin spread say I dey for Buhari "oda room" of death.

Muchechechecheche

It gets better!
No need to say "Happy Anniversary" anymore.
Last year. . . . . We did not even remember and we were BOTH at home.
Bwaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

ifyalways:
Back to Mgbeketoto? I loved the " Kanwuliajara" series. Something to do with the name. . . Let's rejoice

Muheheheheheeeeeee !!!!
I just try my luck o. . . . .

Dem nefa 'de-ATI-vet' this ID.

Ka anyi nuliaaaaa oooooooooh!

Typical Nigerian man. . . DOMESTICALLY VIOLENT ANIMAL!!!!

With container-loading business going down in Dubai and China. . . .many fathers living there would really kill more of their children o.
Where are the mothers of these children? DNA ot not.
A HUNGRY MAN IS AN H-ANGRY MAN!
Dollar na 4ooN to $1.
Chai!!!!

Meanwhile, the boy’s private tuition teacher, Pakistani, 52-year-old GI, claimed that she had seen bruises on the boy’s face and body several times.

Meaning whaaaat?

NO RELIGION PLEASE!
Only SUNDAY SCHOOLS. . . TO GET THEM OUT OF YOUR FACE FOR SOME 2 HOURS EVERY WEEK!
Free daycare!

Eshyy:

If you would‘nt mind, what is marriage to you? Is it “a male & female staying together“ or “getting a certificate for themselves“?

All of the above!
Anything but marriage THE SHAM!

The room mate plan continues oooooooooh!!!
. . . . And loving it!

slam7000:
Imagine bringing an Mgbeketoto or Kanwuliajara to the uk or USA, brush her up and after a few years, she is making more money than you. Just forget it, one day she'll slap you for not cooking her bitterleaf soup the way her mum would have cooked it back home, not forgetting that she might shag a man in your bedroom and ask you to get her tissues to wipe up.

Muchechechechechechecheeeeeeeeeeeeeeh !!!!
No comment!

hotwax:


Has Tinubu stolen any money?

He killed MILLIONS of babies with his COCA-COLA business!

Muchechecheche

Is a certain DEEEEEK-BOT preventing me from posting in the political section under the guise of a cowardly SPAM-BOT?

SirShymexx:


Err, the ever eccentric Texas Orchard, I had to come back from my hiatus for this one despite the fact that I'm a big fan of open marriage(s) - albeit the plausibility of it being blissful is still up in the air. I think I created a thread about it a few months ago. Ain't no one got time to be locked up for life in a fundamentally flawed institution, in need of an upgrade. Men change. Women change. And sometimes, to keep the union alive, for the sake of the children - folks should be allowed to do whatever they want. As long as it'll make them fulfilled.

Amen TO OPEN MARRIAGES!
100% of African marriages are WIDE OPEN, but you can always trust a typical NIGERIAN 'holy nwenje' to be in denial even from the grave!
Blissfulness is a state of mind and can only come from within. It is only contingent on many factors.
The 'flawed' marriage institution and the word 'blissful' can never go hand-in-hand.
The best you can do is 'fake' it good!

However, I disagree with ya assertion that: "white men are better" - especially with using divorce rate between black women and white men as a premise. How about use the divorce rate between white men and women as a yardstick, since most white men are married to white women - and compare that to marriages between black men and black women? Can you see how flawed your assertion is?

Absolutely irrelevant! Think 'statistics'! Thanks!

SirShymexx:
Honestly, I think the reason why the divorce rate between white and black women might be low (that's if it's true) is because black women tend to be more subservient in interracial relationships. White men are like their trophies - and it has more to do with self-esteem issues. Also, their willingness to soak-in whatever white men might throw at them. Only black women can get ghetto-gagged by a bunch a rednecks, and still feel proud. about it. However, conversely, the same women would cry about black men objectifying them - hysterical.

. . . .Meaning when most black women really find true love in the hands of white men, they sell themselves short because of their 'self-esteem' issues? WRONG! The same black women started of dating BLACK men from their high-school days right? They have only learned to appreciate the differences.

SirShymexx:
Black women in general are just a confused lot with low self-esteem and a lot of self-hate, to be honest. For example: when a black guy is into White/Asian women - to black women: he's a self-hating coon. However, when a black woman is into white men - to black women: get it gurl - and it's time to put her on Oprah and front-page of magazines about black women exploring their options loool.

Stop cooning!

Glad to know you feel the same way about 'black' women I feel for 'black' men in general.
Now you know why we can't get along within the 'black' race.
We have grown to 'dislike' and 'mistrust' ourselves. . . for good reasons too!
Why should we continue to suffer in our own hands.
I refuse to do just that!
The feelings are SUPER MUTUAL baby!
Time to make that switch! BROP THE ZERO, AND GET A HERO!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI0mSEzttx8

Atiku daddy!
The Nigerians have spoken.
Go and rest.
OBJ and Tinubu want 'old fools' they can control or DIE in power!
Besides. . . YOU ARE TOO OLD!.
Nigeria needs and UNDER 50 or 60 young blood!

Please. . . shut it down.
You time don pass sir!

OBJ 'dorty' don smell for ya body too mussssssh!

Hmmmmm OPC dey for dia?
Hmmmmm! Traytors.

Hungry crowd WITHOUT PVC cards.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!

EfemenaXY:


Ooops!

I must have misunderstood your post...okay, thanks for the clarification.

#Sigh#

And yes, no one has the benefit of foresight when embarking on marriage. But then again that's just life isn't it? Take it as it comes and do the very best you can with it. Afterall, we only have one life here, not nine like the proverbial cat.

One life o.
I dey live am well!
Not a single grey hair yet!
Amen!!!!!

Time to catch my flight jawee. Off to work in TX!
Later love!

EfemenaXY:


Ooops!

I must have misunderstood your post...okay, thanks for the clarification.

#Sigh#

And yes, no one has the benefit of foresight when embarking on marriage. But then again that's just life isn't it? Take it as it comes and do the very best you can with it. Afterall, we only have one life here, not nine like the proverbial cat.

One life o.
I dey live am well!
Not a single grey hair yet!
Amen!!!!!

crackhaus:

Are you very sure you have THREE younger ones FAR OLDER than I?
That's by the way.

I have no problem with independent women, they're my type - but aggressive? I will cut her down to size, nothing to do with having a huge ego - it's a sport and just my service to humanity

Happy weekend sexy psychotic momma

Boy!
You are gonna have a whole lot of 'cuttin' to do.
Please, come prepared always WITH VERY SHARPENED KNIVES.
I'll watchin ya!
Have a blessed weekend too.
Till we meet again. . . I am sooooo looking forward to it.
Please, don't forget to sharpen ya machete huhn?

*funny when little NL boys try to 'cut you down' to dem aki and paw-paw kinda sizes. . . . TINUBU'S COCAINE at work for sure. . . .Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!*

But APGA can NEVER endorse GMB, so why is this strange?
A few hungry ones may cross over to APC. . .but the whole of APGA?
NO WAY!

Eastern Nigeria nor get business with "EWU GAMBARI . . . ndi na chi NAMA ooooooo"!

datalossvictim1:


Lol yes ma!

Very good!

datalossvictim1:
I love when insensitive societal conventions are totally destroyed by such genius individuals! These conventions proffer the notion that individuals in society, ignoring their complexities, must be confined into the walls of ''accepted standards of behaviour/living'' bullcrap!

Nevertheless, my surprise is that as a proponent of open marriages, the intention was not declared at the inception of the marriage.

I am assuming you entered a monogamous marriage autonomously. Perhaps midlife crises might be the issue at hand, but of course that is none of my business.

In conclusion, enjoy your life ma! You owe no one any explanation.

Another wan don come o.
When you get to your own 10 MARK OF MARRIAGE, you come and tell NL how many things you found in it. . . that YOU FAILED TO DISCUSS because of juvenile delinquency aka 'blokos drunkeness'!

Mtcheeeeeeeeew!
Damn right! None of your damn bizz!
I am hell enjoying my life. . . try to enjoy yours!
Nonsense jolosi emotional prisoner! NA DIS KAIN WAN DEM DEY TAKE DO 7TH WIFE!
When you can gather enough BALLS in your breaaaazzts TO STAND UP FOR YOUR TRUE FEELINGS without living a hypocritical life of a DENSE CHRISTIAN. . .Please, come back.

Till then keep your useless assumptions to yourself!

EfemenaXY:


I think you probably missed the bit where she said this option was discussed several times with her hubby, and he eventually got used to it.



This reply of hers was in response to my question about whether the decision to have an open marriage was discussed from the outset.

It was not discussed at the beginning of the marriage o.
How did we know it was gonna be boring as shyte?
It was discussed several times IN THE MARRIAGE.

WE STARTED DISCUSSING THIS AFTER 10 YEARS OF MARRIAGE WHEN IT GOT SUPER STALE!!!!
Does anyone have a crystal ball to look into the future?
I think not!

Now, this is for those reading.
Never BRING UP stuff in your marriage that has not happened yet.
WHEN YOU GET TO THAT BRIDGE. . . .CROSS IT!

crackhaus:

Lmao...you really do want it to be true that I stalk you, don't you?
I honestly don't understand how the idea of a young man stalking a married woman on the internet sounds plausible.

If knowing some things about you is what gives you the idea that I stalk you, then I'm afraid you have yourself to blame because everything I deduce about you is from your posts - you type a lot, and I'm good at paying attention and reading between lines...

I'll probably remember this conversation this time next year for having an almost eidetic kind of memory, bite me!
So it's not about stalking because I truly have no problems with you - yous just a crazy sexy mama, occasionally psychotic

I'm always a good boy...

*gosh too busy fighting in political section with those RABID APCITES! no time for family section hangovers atol atol.*

Stalking is not used in an amorous sense dia.
You always WAYLAY my posts without addressing the topic often in 'PIGGY-BACK' mode.
I am who or what I am, and make absolutely NO APOLOGIES to that effect.
You should be use to it by now.

"A crazy sexxy MAMA and occasionally PSYCHOTIC". . . .True.
You should have absolutely no problems then.
I have 3 younger ones FAR OLDER THAN you. . . . with children.
So, there is absolutely NO REASON for your shenanigans.

Stop PIGGY-BACKING on the post of others to throw insults.
That is soooo old school on NL.

You are NEVER a good boy.
On this thread you as just as crazy as a FOX. . . .AS ALWAYS!
You have a grouse WITH ANY INDEPENDENT AND AGGRESSIVE FEMALE PERSONA ON NL. . . and off too I believe, all because you have a HUGE EGO.

You misbehaved!
Now, go and sin no more.
HAPPY SUPER BOWL XLIX coming up!

I'll be watching YOU.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B8qugWFOXE