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Music/Radio › Re: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by MojiEsther(f): 3:47pm On Jun 03, 2009

As in make it readable and understandable like this:

excesslomo:
A very creative mind is what embodies TySu. Born in Nigeria, but bred in the Republic of Benin, Cotonou where he performed at various solos in french and english, he has been able to work with people from different backgrounds whom he tapped a little bit of song writing skills from. These people are part of what led him to make a lot of compositions even when he had no studio access. His persistent love for writing and composition grew to what he does now.

Musically he hopes to inspire and also help people get "jiggy" with it, cause that truly defines his personality. As one of the co-runners of the the underground label "Tannaz Records", he hopes he and his team can make a lasting impression in the music world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xO5dnFfut8

Music/Radio › Re: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by MojiEsther(f): 3:43pm On Jun 03, 2009

Hi,

I believe when lalaboi said post, "a lil bio from you here so peeps can get to know you", he meant introduce yourself , as in present yourself, ".like market yourself. You know,
Please, put in your bio in English we'll all understand. We are not all rappers nor talk like yankee citizens. Some business peeps will come to this thread, read your bio, listen to your song and "you never know you can get them here, [b][/b]
So please,
You can take a cue from brief intros like Tysu's and likes.

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Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 3:02pm On Jun 03, 2009

Hi Everyone grin

,

What have i missed? huh

Let's see,

"Is it a crime to drink beer and smoke cigarettes at 10.30am on a saturday morning at a carwash?'

Nope, its not. You've got very good habits; keep 'em up.
Ariblaze, are those adverts real? The ones that go like "smokers are liable to die young". How true is this?

@ Blue Spice

You must be really, angry?
Go to Ariblaze's Psychiatric Hotline above,
Do as line 6 tells you to.

@ Sino,

Why are you taking on the 'blaze' himself? Can a ship have two captains?
You can break the jinx sa o.

As for me, no rant. I think my one week vacation brought out the best of me.
Y'all should try it cos y'all need it, I mean go on a vacation, away from all that keeps you crazy. grin

. Just for a while, huh.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 2:21pm On May 22, 2009

Hi everyone,

Just saying hi. Funny posts, y'all not only ~~psychos~~ writers but also comedians.
I've got no rant. I've being so calm these past days, I should visit here more often. grin

Kay 9

Read your rant about your job, must really hurt. I feel you jare. Though you were so quick to forget about it, Was waiting for you to rant about it the more. You are so good at ranting wink

while Ariblaze is very good at lipsrsealed

.

I'm out. Got an exam in one of the most unorganized school in Nigeria!

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 4:43pm On May 13, 2009

Lol!

. Thats tough ~~love~~ sex.
Ha! I don't wish any female i know find herself underneath you. You will koba her.
You have a way with your 'magic ~~stick~~' wand, just like you have a way with words. You must be very talented!

Literature › Re: Attn: Seun and StephenP!!! Nairaland Writers Union (NWU)? by MojiEsther(f): 4:25pm On May 13, 2009

Good idea. First, let Seun know about this.

Literature › Re: Ibkaye's Oral Story Haven by MojiEsther(f): 4:17pm On May 13, 2009

So Ibikaye is truly female.
Where does all that humor come from? You are funny! grin

. Your post on the music section are quite humorous.
Tried listening to your stuff but couldnt hear much, Will love to listen to them.
I like your pho ne(Phonetics) o.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 3:43pm On May 13, 2009

Yuck! No roses, You are crazy, grin

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 12:41pm On May 13, 2009

Lol! This place is so, unavoidable.

Hi everyone,
Airblaze, do all these come from you? huh

Music/Radio › Re: Artist And Platinum Sales In Nigeria: How Are These Figures Collected by MojiEsther(f): 5:08pm On Apr 22, 2009

Oops, "i meant Nairaland is open to all"

Music/Radio › Re: Artist And Platinum Sales In Nigeria: How Are These Figures Collected by MojiEsther(f): 5:03pm On Apr 22, 2009

ElRazur:
You are a female? Oh, may be I can really be your hero!

No need to insult in a debate as far as am concerned. It would be nice if people can do exactly that.

I know we get upset at times, but the ability to control our anger is what shows how mature we really are.

Lol. Good thing you didn't let it show on the forum then. Seriously, well done. It is the internet and we all have nothing to prove really as far as am concerned.

I agree with you El. We are supposed to be adults. Nairaland is opened to all and we are all entititled to our opinions. Its either you agree or don't agree. Nobody should be made to feel less or called names. Its so childish.

~Sauron~:
Have u been smoking your toe-nails again??
Keep ma name outta your lips. I have given u a fair warning, BEWARE!!!

Beware of what? You got whooped, go sit down jo. I just got a rhyme for your name, wanna hear it?

eldee:
Hehehe . . . P-square 'sold a million in six days'
Lilwayne sold platinum in one month

Those guyz,

Music/Radio › Re: Artist And Platinum Sales In Nigeria: How Are These Figures Collected by MojiEsther(f): 4:52pm On Apr 22, 2009

Tee hee hee, Go face the men and stop being a bully. Ha ha ha. Elrazur got ya!

Music/Radio › Re: Artist And Platinum Sales In Nigeria: How Are These Figures Collected by MojiEsther(f): 4:05pm On Apr 22, 2009

Oops! Segment

Music/Radio › Re: Artist And Platinum Sales In Nigeria: How Are These Figures Collected by MojiEsther(f): 4:03pm On Apr 22, 2009

Tee hee hee, Oh El razur, you are my NL 'music/Radio' segemnt hero.

Music/Radio › Re: Artist And Platinum Sales In Nigeria: How Are These Figures Collected by MojiEsther(f): 2:03pm On Apr 22, 2009

You know, calling people names simply because they disagree with you shows that you are more or less grasping for point and it makes you look lame.
It also shows you level of intelligence.

It is a common human weakness you are showing, you have called me names when it was uncalled for, then result to the classic b.u.l.ls.h.i.t of how I forced you. Or you mean you cannot hold a debate in a civil manner. You know intelligence is measured in several ways. One of them is being civil and you severely lack this.

I have picked to ignore your rants and more or less focus on the debate, but somehow, some way, you have to speak of this superior intelligence of yours that you haven't even remotely demonstrate.

Dude get a grip, this is a forum and while not everyone will agree with you, it is important to present your case logically with simple common sense.
Also name calling is just soooo 1980 and a reflection of how weak you really are. I think this is it for me.

Personally, I feel he is just one of those people who cannot really string up a few sentence without showing a sort of complex.
In his case, "I am right you are wrong and there is nothing you can say about it complex" Gosh that is a very bad complex to display on a forum.

You should check out his post in the thread "The game or 50cent who is better".

You really are a fool. How did you arrive at such conclusion with my musical collection?
You really are obtuse dude. Again you made an irrelevant point. What all of these because you got pawned in another thread? How stupidly pathetic.
Dude how old are you mentally? Based on you manner and style of posting you clearly have a lot of growing up to do.

What facts do you have to back this up? Or once again you pull these things out of your back side?

What an ignorant person! No artist will put out a show at a lost. Period. This is business and as such, no one is in it to make a loss.

Naija artists make more money from shows than they make on cd. Denying this is denying a well known truth.

Who got Sauron?

Music/Radio › Re: ARTQUAKE ft 9ICE (ONA EKITI) WHO OFFENDED THIS GUYZ by MojiEsther(f): 1:13pm On Apr 22, 2009

I agree with Dominique.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 12:54pm On Apr 22, 2009

Oh airblaze, don't be such a bad influence,
Thanx Sisi Jinx
and eh, easy Epi, You have to figure a way out.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 1:36pm On Apr 20, 2009

Hi Everyone,

Hi Airblaze, You don begin dey make me fear o
Hi Tgirl4real
Sino: Ah, pele. I know how you feel. Such situation can be very annoying.

All right never intended to rant today, but i've got to do this one. I Have to get this off ma chest, Argh
Won't rant much though;

Its past noon, I've gotten more than a dozen text messages, phone calls,
And he hasn't called, No cake, yet? Nothing. No clue, hint, sign, Not even a text message,
Ah, Ema gba mi o!
I hope he hasn't forgotten my birthday again,
No he can't, I reminded him again a few weeks ago.
It won't be funny o, if he has forgotten,
I will, I will, 'Ok, the day is still young? Argh,
I hate suspense, silence, surprises, Argh,
E be like say this guy go fumble o, Ah koni funny o.

Ok, Moji the plan for the day and tomorrow is to be 'Thankful' to God and I am, (whether 'MrMan' shows up or not). Big daddy never fumbles.

Una still dey read this post? Wish me Happy Birthday na, ha ha.

Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Immigration Service Deports Dan Foster, Top Radio Presenter by MojiEsther(f): 4:31pm On Apr 17, 2009

Then i guess the immigration peeps should continue the good job, there's so much to do. There are so many illegal immigrants on the streets of Lagos, and others in offices who have overstated their permit. Liberians, Chinese, Indians, Ghanians, Americans? all that should be deported.
Puleez, there's more to this than meets the eye. I smell beef here,
I know he was wrong somewhere along the line,
But you know naija now, it wont just cross the minds of the immigration peeps to go get Dan, someone or some people most have tipped them- for their own wicked/selfish purposes.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 3:03pm On Apr 16, 2009

No! Sidikatu can’t believe herself, She must win this fight!
She caught loose, (Off Daddy’s grip) and blindly rushed into Mama K’s waiting skillful arms.
Mama K effortlessly bent her over. She grabbed her small, round, evil head and began to hit it on the ground continuously like she was going to crack a hard nut.

Now mother is crying, Daddy is confused, Neighbours reluctantly separated,
Gbagaun,
The fight was over, Sidi had lost. Ish.

The pain Sidikatu experienced the days after, I can’t put in words. T’was excruciating.
Then she disappeared for months. She thought daddy would seek for her but no, her jazz had expired.
Eventually, she came back for her things. She couldn’t bear the shame. She had lost many battles.
The war was over.

Once in a while I see her around in the neighbourhood snooping around for info about us. Fronting an ‘I’m doing well’ persona. Olosi! Yeah, we are doing great. We got a new LORD now,
Yeye (the rubbish) has got no home, no child, and no hubby; except a hobby- to destroy. ‘May she destroy herself!’
Sometimes I wonder why she didn’t show up first in our lives at this time when my brothers are all grown up. All braced up with them biceps and triceps plus mean me.
We would pull a ‘300’. She would be minced meat.

Looking back at those times, her evil deeds and all, I had learnt a million ways not to treat my neighbour. I must admit God took care of her and he made sure she was punished, physically too.
Gosh! She was just a carton of fufu.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 2:59pm On Apr 16, 2009

SIDIKATU

Sidikatu -nicknamed shembe by the rest of the family- was Daddy’s favourite - HIS third and last wife. (Shembe: an unusual animalistic creature).
Sidi was a short, thick, black, Ijebu woman.
Sidi would never be one third as fine as ‘Mother’ and ‘Mama K’-my step mum- even in the next life!
Sidi shook the house.
We kids were quite young, our mothers had too much on their plate, Daddy was jazzed,
Hence, she was ‘mean’ to us kids, unforgiving our mothers and loving her husband?
For years, Sidi was the architect of many issues (troubles) even though she had no ‘issue’ (child) of her own. God’s own punishment to the wicked, huh?

We complained and fought back. We hid and showed up again. We hoped and we prayed.

One day God answered our prayers,

The Big Fight

Sidikatu on Christmas day of one December threw a tantrum and slapped Mama K. Before Mama K could lay her experienced hands on her, extended family members separated them.
Sidi was reproached. Mama K appealed to.
Sidi delighted.
Mama K was pained, Sidi had scores to settle.

In January, another tantrum. Sidi wanted a Part II of the December fight. She was so confident she would win, but little did she know.
She had lied on Mama K. She went furthermore to abusing her to her face and then began to curse; bending over and slapping the ground repeatedly as she cursed.
“This is it’’ Mama K thought. ‘’This is it’’.
All of a sudden Mama K pulled Sidi close to herself and repeatedly hit her hard with both palms on her face. Her nails running down Sidi’s face. Sketching?
She then put her arms around Sidi’s neck. With Sidi’s head under her armpit, Mama K curled her bonny hands into a fist and began to beat her like a village drum. She beat with all her strength. She was in rage, she was furious. This is revenge. She’s got to have it.
Sidi bit (with her teeth). Mama K beat (with her fist)
Sidi was helpless. Mama K was crazy!
Mother screamed, Neighbours watched, Daddy separated,

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 4:43pm On Apr 15, 2009

@ airblaze

ariblaze:
@mojest

mehn Bleep the size

the rage does the damage

you need to look in and find your true potential for rage

sit down mediate by the still waters, legs crossed arms folded

and the tired sun settling in for the night in the horizon it would come to you

we are all super heroes here, we express rage constructively and make it happen

go read the first 3 pages of the book again , and you would get a guide to how to Bleep a person up

size irrespective, so dont look down on ur slim pettie. . . .Cynthia rotrock was small bu kicked mad butt

so madam moji esther you can kick ASK. . . . .i believe in you, we believe in you

go boil water , walk past her and just give her a bath, if that doesnt do it for you a gallon of deeply fired oil

should sizzle the skin just right, as soon as you are done assuming your arent in jail by then lemmie know the reactions

for i admit you would bask in your new earned respect.

So i guess you are some Police commissioner or something? Give me some insurance you'll cover my a**.

Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Start With This by MojiEsther(f): 2:44pm On Apr 14, 2009

Kai, I remember this one we used to recite when we were younger, (its not really a quote though)

'Mo ra dodo ni ido
mo je dodo ni ido
mo wa fi dodo pa omo oni dodo
ni idodo'

Wait, make i calculate the interpretation.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 2:26pm On Apr 14, 2009

@ Kay 9,

kay9:
hi everyone

Its raining cats, dogs, and chickens, and I'm stuck in the office.

PH being the effed-up city it is, taxi-routes are as stupid as soldier-ant paths. Take my office for instance, you can get a taxi (and even buses) when you are coming, but you'll NEVER see one when you want to leave - irrespective of the time! Now, I don't have a car_{(not even a bicycle)}and almost all my colleagues are gone. Except of course for the managers and BUM's - fat, bloated, "quagmired", money-chopping, pot-bellied/nyash-heavied, extremely unpleasant specimens of the human species. . . .

Ok, i ain't really beefing'em, but meeehhhhhhnn i'm just sitting here wishing one of them shiny Sonata[/i]s and [i]Avensis outside belongs to me . . . .

Stupid day-dream. And Bleep the rain, i go leg am - no shakin.

I like this.

@ air blaze,

Guy, i'm a slim model like looking chic ( I think i'm almost a size zero), now imagine me( with no fighting skills or experience) figthing this tout igbotic woman, who is also cruel.
Plus my 'anger' at that time was not enough to ride on, ( I seem to have energy from 'i dont know where when i'm angry').
I saved me my face, i beg, the woman dey craze,

@ Stephen P
I'll take that as a compliment.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 2:55pm On Apr 09, 2009

Yes Wise,

If i had engaged in that fight with her, then i would have sustained injuries. She had it all planned out, she was ready. I was caught unaware.
Injuries, pains that would stop me from having my exams (which leads to a resit) and commencing my contract job the next monday.
I'm wise, she's foolish.

I'm almost done with my contract, about to commence another. I'm almost through with my exams,
And she's still there , gossiping. Nevermoving forward, digging up her own downfall. Illiterate.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by MojiEsther(f): 2:46pm On Apr 09, 2009

My Idiot Neighbour.

"To deal her a blow in the mouth would be my pleasure
Two tooths lost, a big cut on her rough lips(does she smoke cannabis?), then she'll find it difficult to gossip about me and lie on me
I would love to yank off her hair so i can add the final touch to her 'ugli-ness'
She's so full of shit, useless, mediocre, dumb, . I wonder why i ever exchanged words with her.
Another jab to wipe off that smirk on her face, a smile of victory huh, ?
And a final sidekick to her waist, so there'll be no 'Uncle/Aunty' fun for her for the next two weeks. Her husband would be mad! So, i don't care. He should've taught her better.

But then,
I stood in front of her smiling and thinking, If i responded to her , it would be her pleasure. She had it all planned out. Who knows she might have a knife in her old dirty knickers. Riff raff!
She kept raining abuses on me, pulling me, challenging me to engage in a fight with her,

But i was thinking,
Í've got an exam to conclude this morning, she's a drop out
I've got a contract job to begin on monday, she's jobless. She cant even eat unless her husband brings 'pepper' nor does she contribute in anyway to her family.
I've got more exams next week, she'll never move forward with her attitude.

Therefore I concluded,
This is the devil in my evil neighour's skin, No, i wont yield to the temptation. So i just walked away, Painful, but wise.

Literature › Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by MojiEsther(f): 2:09pm On Apr 09, 2009

@ Kay9,

Wao! I like dat!

"Our adversity is the vehicle that drives us to our destiny"

"The journey on foot is not equally fast for everybody"

"The gentility of a tiger is not the sign of timidity"

"A woman is like a teabag, you dont know how strong she is until you drop her into a tea pot"

"Wife beating is a weak man's imitation of strength"- Charly boy.

'If fire can consume a tortoise with iron coat, how much more a chicken with feathered gown?'

Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Start With This by MojiEsther(f): 1:05pm On Apr 09, 2009

@ Aristole,

Won kii deru oko nla ba arugbo

Meaning: An old woman no dey fear for big kondo (prick or abunna)

Is it the same 'Kondo' Sheyman sang about? Lol.

Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Start With This by MojiEsther(f): 1:00pm On Apr 09, 2009

Ti oro ba ti di oro oyan koko ori la ma gba mu

Meaning:When it's an important matter ; it is from d nipples the game dey start from

Lol.

@ romade
Come to think of it, its so true.

Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Start With This by MojiEsther(f): 12:58pm On Apr 09, 2009

Lol!

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