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Autos / Re: TESTED & TRUSTED.... Cotonuo Cars Delivered By Tadeus by MoyoGENERAL: 2:57pm On Jun 18, 2019
Please how much will these cost to deliver to Lagos.


Ford Edge 2014
Ford Edge 2015
Toyota Corolla 2014
Toyota Camry XLE 2014
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by MoyoGENERAL: 4:27pm On Jun 16, 2019
Page 100.

It's been a journey!

Kudos to those who have reached the 5th stage!

To others, we keep alive our hopes!

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Autos / Re: SOLD.. Toks 2012 Toyota Corolla Sports SOLD by MoyoGENERAL: 11:51am On May 28, 2019
How much is that?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Walks Away On His Wedding Day, Shouting " I No Do Again" (Photos) by MoyoGENERAL: 12:02am On May 27, 2019
priceaction:
This is a way a church has to act to attract people in other to preach salvation. Watching that scripts closely, you will hear that many voices both men and women were preaching salvation and acceptance of jesus Christ with the megaphone. Even initially when a man wanted to intervene, you will see a person ,like a psstor, telling the man not to intervene and leave them alone and its like a procession .
Someone saying only marriage to jesus can save you. It was only the person recording, probably carried away by the drama, saying it is real. Now many people that never watch and use their brains including those useless bloggers and shallow brains nlers have believed that it was real even abusing the lady. Na wa o..
To me its an evangetism in new dimension. That's how people can come out and hear the word of God.

You did observe closely.

It wasnt real.

The whole skit was done to capture people's attention.

Shikena.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by MoyoGENERAL: 6:31pm On May 18, 2019
ternamee:


I sympathize with you Sir but I don't think the idea is to solve everything; Just the much as you can and getting it CORRECTLY too. It is a way for them to gauge different capacities. [/b]Those who will be invited further won't be those who solved or got everything correctly[b]; Just those who got as MUCH as possible (relative to others - the best of the rest you can say).

The secret is just getting as much as you can correctly (showing your capacity/limit). Knowing questions to skip is very crucial here. Concentrating on those you know you can answer is wisdom.

Actually if you read the instructions carefully, you were advised to skip some (any that might trouble you). Some other persons may not have issues with the ones you've skipped.

Passing dragnet requires tact. Those questions are there to test your mental strength. So many people become pessimistic/dejected and begin to guess randomly after the first 5 questions appear hard/unreasonable, forgetting that there are still 15 more questions to tackle.

Just another form of encouragement. If your maths or comprehension is above average and you found the test difficult, it means it was difficult for most too.

Remember, the selection is on a relative scale and not a cut off mark thing (my guess though). Meaning, if you scored just 1 and the rest got 0, you'll be selected.

Don't be discouraged. Dragnet will always be that way. They are not going to change and the big companies now trust their method for Aptitude testing. I wish you all the very best.




If you scored everything wetin remain again?

If not invite!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by MoyoGENERAL: 12:47pm On May 07, 2019
inibro:


Baba get serious trust issues grin grin grin grin

As in ehn...

Better trust issues...

Kai!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by MoyoGENERAL: 8:04am On May 07, 2019
Beyy:
Just got an interview invite for graduate hire.... super shocked and excited 'I never experred it'

Congrats Miss!!

grin

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Lagos by MoyoGENERAL: 7:11pm On Apr 11, 2019
BOOOMNAIJA:
EVEN THOUGH I'M RICHER THAN THE AVERAGE LAGOSIAN, I SIMPLY CAN'T RESIDE IN LAGOS ON A PERMANENT BASIS..... SIMPLE

Richer.... sad
How much u get wey you talk say you hold pass average lagosian...
Do you know what defines an average lagosian?

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Autos / Re: 4months Used Toyota Corolla Sport 2009 08039438500 going for just 2.2million by MoyoGENERAL: 7:19am On Mar 23, 2019
1.7?
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2012 Fulloption Clean Used... 2m by MoyoGENERAL: 4:39am On Mar 17, 2019
Where is the picture bros?
Celebrities / Re: Messi Flip Two Bottles To Stay On Each Other, Alibaba And Other Nigerians React by MoyoGENERAL: 12:34pm On Mar 13, 2019
This is just physics na...Anyone can do it, if you understand physics and get your good throw.

Motion dynamics and balance of forces at play.

The level of water in the bottle should encourage it too...
#It Isnt Magic.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by MoyoGENERAL: 12:15pm On Mar 03, 2019
faith2ogesco:
boss. I see you.


Senior Man,

I sight you bro.

Long time na...

I trust say your level pure well?

Salutations from this end.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by MoyoGENERAL: 8:21am On Mar 02, 2019
datascience:




Not so.
Jobs are easier got anywhere if you are qualified except for UK due to their immigration law being too stringent.

Lets be factual here. You wouldn't relinquish a job in UAE to be paid trainee salary in Nigeria where even the living conditions are harsh. The guys in Exxonmobil here in Nigeria are looking out to go to Canada. So you get the logic?

Thirdly, you are being paid according to MOBIL NIGERIA.

Why wont you leave a job in the UAE?
You will and you will anytime anyday especially for a trainee.
How many trainees can boast of 90000 dollars per annum as salary in the oil and gas with less that 2 years experience in the UAE? Very few bro.

Abi you think say ExxonMobil na beans?
And by the way, Exxon is same everywhere, it's a global company. You are even paid more in Nigeria if you go by----Annual pay versus cost of living----.

See ehn, the guys in Exxon and Shell and Total pulling out to Canada aren't doing so due to money o, Never, if the Canadian living condition were to be in Nigeria, Security, health, Education...Forget, dem go dey here gidigba!

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Politics / Re: Count The Cost: How Is The Posponement Of Election Affecting You? by MoyoGENERAL: 10:04am On Feb 16, 2019
cheango:
Because of this Election, I travelled from Lagos to Kano on Wednesday . After getting to Kano, I realised that I forgot my PVC in Lagos. Am living alone and no one can send it to me. So on Thursday, I took the first available Bus to Lagos to take it, and entering Kano now, I was told Election has been postponed ..Nigeria just come and kill me ooo

...

If this is a lie....abeg stop am...
Lagos to Kano to Lagos and back to Kano....

Ogbeni...

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by MoyoGENERAL: 2:17pm On Sep 10, 2018
grin grin grin grin

Picked beans for two hours, instead of disposing the chaffs, I absentmindedly dumped the clean beans in the dustbin(dirty)!
Crazy!!!!!

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Players Train Ahead Of Their Remaining World Cup Matches In Russia by MoyoGENERAL: 1:51pm On Jun 19, 2018
Why are they laughing?
Are we here to joke! sad
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With A Breakup? by MoyoGENERAL: 11:31pm On Jun 17, 2018
Synord:
Hmmn.


I remember vividly , the memories are still Crystal clear like iPhone 8 images and the pain runs deep in my heart like arteries..
The moments are still engraved in my mind like Okorocha's statues and the fights/drama embedded in my medulla like hai hai is embedded in small doctor's mouth..


it happened in the year 2014, a year I can never forget in a hurry ..

I dated This girl for 5 years..Five good years. I could have studied a course and graduated from the university with the time I invested in the relationship .

Sometimes I still miss her like the way Messi does with Penalties.

She was everything ..My heart ..My love..My Queen , My Baby


..She had this radiant smile that could lighten up anyone's mood. She is intelligent , patient,God fearing,cooks well,dances well , neat, sociable, attractive, Perfect dress sense with the most amazing physique I have ever seen.

Anita was everything a man could wish for ..The way she walked,talked, loved and fuc ked ... Kasa !!!! ...she was the 9th wonder of the world to me..

and when she wears that particular red dress with the Jesus rosary hanging in between her two succulent mammary glands and she calls me by my first name in that seductive " toolz o " kinda tone and her orgasm bringing British accent as she slowly rolls her tongue and puts her finger in her mouth while touching her round and succulent buttocks made of the softest extraction of flesh I have seen ,

I totally forget myself and lose control ( in Peruzzi's voice) .At that moment, I know I just have to make paradise because I was already tasting version 1.0 with Anita here.

is it her sparkling white teeth ? , her daily teasing of me being the most handsome man she has ever seen , her dirty talks, when she motivates me to achieve a lot of things I achieved , she teaches me, corrects me in love , how she handles me when I am angry at her ,she knows my weak points , She knows how to garnish my favorite dishes, she is never insecure,jealous or violent ..How she sold her Father's motorcycle to help me with a business I invested in, burned candles with me in school, shunned a lot of richer and more good looking guys for me .....

Damn !!!!


she could literally die for me !!!

Anita...


Anita..

Not until 2014 when the unthinkable happened..



Did I get over Anita ??

yes I did !!! How the hell I did is a story for another day probably..


P:S I think it is more painful or difficult to get over a person after breakup when

1) you unavoidably see the person everyday / once a week / frequently

2) when the. reason for break up is petty/ not cheating/ something that can be easily resolved

3) there is no other better option/person on ground

4) The partner moved on to a better person in terms of looks, money or status

5) When you really really love the person

6) when you are broke grin

7) When the sex is Ogorodomdom

cool when you guys are meant for each other ..




Guy share you story!
how una tey break up!
Is she married now?

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Travel / Re: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by MoyoGENERAL: 4:44pm On Sep 27, 2017
nomad26:
Hello guys,
I applied for a short-stay business visa on 11th September and collected my passport on 21st September, visa was granted.
I just want to thank everyone who contributes on this thread, I found very useful advice here. God bless you!
congrats bro. How many weeks/months are you staying?
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy At Cypher Crescent by MoyoGENERAL: 12:18am On Sep 17, 2017
CypherCrescent is looking for Applied Mathematicians. CypherCrescent is a software and engineering research based organisation with current focus in the oil and gas industry. We confront engineering problems that might have simple textual but complex mathematical description. It is the job of the applied mathematician to convert the verbal description of physical problems to mathematical representation, apply the knowledge of geometry, statistics, differential equation, linear algebra and integral transforms to provide solutions to such problems. Consider the following problems: 1. How do we trace the locus of pressure-temperature curve of a quality fraction for a reservoir fluid? 2. How do we isolate a level path given a 3D spatial distribution data (Geological information presentation)? If you recognise that: 1. The first problem requires the knowledge of error control in numerical solution of systems of ordinary differential equations of thermodynamics of fluid. 2. The second problem requires the ability to compute equation of circles, determine incircle vs outcircle points, and cyclic directional order of 3 points in a 2D plane (Calculus of several variables). No CV required. Just send details of similar problems you have tackled to technicalplanning@cyphercrescent.com.

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Education / Re: Horrifically Sad Historical Photos That Completely Shook The World by MoyoGENERAL: 3:47pm On Aug 25, 2017
Quelme, you posted just one photo and absconded! Go and ask Explorer how it's done!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Manchester United (0 - 4) On 19th August 2017 by MoyoGENERAL: 11:34am On Aug 19, 2017
Swansea (4-3-3): Fabianski; Naughton, Fernandez, Mawson, Olsson; Mesa, Carroll, Fer; Ayew, Routledge, Abraham


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How many times Ayew wan face Man-Utd!
OP shebi he was there for WestHamlast week na!
Haba

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TV/Movies / Re: The Voice Nigeria Season 2: 2017 Thread by MoyoGENERAL: 6:52pm On Aug 16, 2017
blessingee:


You mean the battle between Yimika and Bunmi - Eye Adaba by Asa?

Bunmi was picked by Yemi, while Timi and Pato stole Yimika

Yimika eventually chose Pato.

No not that!
May be I'll check out the video highlights again.

Modified

#Twas Efezino vs Daniel#
Efezino was picked by Waje, Daniel was saved by Pato!
TV/Movies / Re: The Voice Nigeria Season 2: 2017 Thread by MoyoGENERAL: 6:52pm On Aug 16, 2017
blessingee:

You mean the battle between Yimika and Bunmi - Eye Adaba by Asa?
Bunmi was picked by Yemi, while Timi and Pato stole Yimika
Yimika eventually chose Pato.
No not that! May be I'll check out the video highlights again.
TV/Movies / Re: The Voice Nigeria Season 2: 2017 Thread by MoyoGENERAL: 5:29pm On Aug 16, 2017
To be honest, Yemi shouldnt be a coach! Her judgemental skill is poor! Wolei and Yimika are my two best performers so far. Wolei's falsetto is wow, he and majeeka did the toh-bad song better than niyiola sef! Yimika's range also was wow!..thank God they both got saved!..btw,who did the judge save between the two guys that sang 'Awe' by asa?
Education / Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by MoyoGENERAL: 10:43am On Aug 03, 2017
I learnt mine via Song!

#Download the file and enjoy#
God bless Mr Ayo Faleye!

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Sports / Re: Official: Chelsea Agrees Morata Deal by MoyoGENERAL: 7:03pm On Jul 19, 2017
I am utterly confused why Madrid Refused to sell him to Manchester United for 80 million pounds!
I am deeply unhappy and concerned and I know Mourinho will be too!
It's a pity Chelsea will retain the league title again!

Sad!
Family / Re: When A Man Is Richer Vs When A Woman Is Richer by MoyoGENERAL: 5:38pm On Jun 15, 2017
foyeks2001:

Pray to God to give you your missing bone Bro because my father had this same mindset of yours....Its too late for him( he's in his late 70s now), but not you
When my father was father, then he was working with a German firm at that time HF Scrolder( don't know if I got that right), he had money then, always looked down on my mummy( a bread winner )( a poor Federal civil servant), he comes home at odd hours after giving order of 'serve them round', plus concubines etc.
When an opportunity came to own a flat for my mom( all these Jakande Estates), she informed my daddy abt it, and the money to be paid b4 securing a flat( the rest wld be deducted from her salary), my father( he bought a land in Lag but the Omo onile finally hijacked the land) bluntly said he cannot live under a woman's roof, she even told him that , we don't need to live there, if he can just help her out with that first payment, then my father said that a woman cannot own a house b4 him....my mom tried all she could, but she missed the opportunity.... years after, when Abdulsalami entered, he changed the whole thing, he increased civil servants salary.... my mom bought a land in Lagos and built a structure on it (then HF scrolder had folded up, dad managing with Eleganza and left for another meager pay till he finally retired himself)...
As God wld have it,My mom ( a retired civil servant) has been responsible for my dad's welfare(even b4 she retired in 2005)( her pension(over 50k) and monthly pay she receives from her daughters and sons- in-law) till tomorrow, even living under a woman's roof he declined years back....Its now I can confidently say that my mom is enjoying her marriage, God gave my father his wife
Only God knows how he distributes HIS things, you might be destined that your life partner wld be richer than you are, or wld be the one to lift you up....
I do tell my mom that if she were to be me, I wld have divorced such a man a very long time ago because I don't understand where u had one child, you noticed your spouse bad behavior towards you and d baby till u gave birth to 6kids for this man

Chai!!!!
#YourMumIsSpecial#
Very few ladies can do these in this age!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by MoyoGENERAL: 9:30am On Jun 15, 2017
Cc150615, Omowummieeee to gbayi, my padi to sure! Happy Birthday to you dear! Many more fruitful and rewarding years ahead! Cheers!
#Where E Dey Happen?#

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Education / Re: Brain Teaser!! This Question Is Meant For Geniuses Alone – Prove Yourself by MoyoGENERAL: 2:16pm On Jun 14, 2017
femi4:
This is not maths....This is logic. Don't treat it as maths.

In logic, if I tell you that A implies B....it doesn't mean that B implies A

If 3wrappers = 1 chocolate, logically 1 chocolate is not 0.33

Don't bring in unstated conditions to justify your inference. Its illogical

Funny!
If it isn't maths, may be you should have used logic to solve the entire problem!!
Haven't you read about proportionality!
#It won't take time to study and Master#
They say, 3 can give one: how much can one then give!
#Mehn#

BTW....You conjured the unstated condition,"Chocolates cannot be in decimals"...Who said that That's out of context! purely irrelevant!


I only followed the proportionality statement, which is mathematically and logically correct!
Haven't you seen where 3 kids will share a chocolate amongst themselves, even equally
#
Education / Re: Brain Teaser!! This Question Is Meant For Geniuses Alone – Prove Yourself by MoyoGENERAL: 1:30pm On Jun 14, 2017
femi4:
Some have eyes but they cannot see
Let's do small Maths and LOGIC:
If A is a SET And A={ you can exchange 3 wrappers for 1 chocolate}
Now if given Sets B,C and D as; B={ 1 wrapper will give 0.33 chocolate) C={ Chocolates do not have irrational numbers} D={ You cannot have decimals in chocolates}
Which of them can be closely inferred as a subset of A? Which of them can be TRUE if A is True without needing additional information?
#Maths-Rhythm, when you aren't in sync, you're Off#
Education / Re: Brain Teaser!! This Question Is Meant For Geniuses Alone – Prove Yourself by MoyoGENERAL: 12:18pm On Jun 14, 2017
femi4:
Its not reasonable cos you can't have a chocolate in decimal point.

The condition stated was clear, you can't have chocolate in rational numbers.

Perhaps you don't understand the meaning of the word "Reasonable"

..... I share a chocolate equally between A,B and C, How many chocolate will each get? Think about the answer!

You talked about condition, can you tell me where itwas stated in the question?

"A Shop sells 1 chocolate at 1$, you can exchange 3 wrappers for 1 chocolate . If you have $15 , how many chocolates can you get ? Put your brain to the test.."

Where is the condition?
It's just a question, solve! simple!
Don't assume what it isn't!
"Oh, ethereal bank of knowledge, why not share with us what you've got as meaning of reasonable"
We'll love to see!

Rule 6: To Better your maths Skills, you need to look deep, grasp concepts then stay flexible while solving!
Education / Re: Brain Teaser!! This Question Is Meant For Geniuses Alone – Prove Yourself by MoyoGENERAL: 11:11am On Jun 14, 2017
femi4:
Rule 4: Always pick a reasonable solution
Rule 5: Never forget, A solution is reasonable if proven correctly!
which takes you back to Rule 2.

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