₦airaland Forum

Nairaland this is new year na Why would this make front page?

So-brit:
Good mornin and a greenish week to all in this house. Pls where can one view price history?

go to bloomberg and search for any stock

eg http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/OANDO:NL

dude correct yourself its Uninterrupted Not unterrupted

Daddy GO is the greatest con man of all time. he uses his perceived humility to defraud people. He is not from God

mruwazie: Blasphemy, I pray u don't bring curse and condemination upon ur entire household my dear. Cos if u do; I just sorry for u.

Bleep you for saying this
Is Oyedepo from God? On the last day Jesus will tell him get thee behind me you worker of Iniquities. he is thief in sheep's clothing. I believe in God and worship him in spirit not through one fake Money driven pastor

ugo41babe: pls can u post link for morgan capital.tnx

Google is your friend

Aks: ok, but what is your basis for GTB projection of 30% in 10 days

gut feelings

Aks: how are you so sure? what of First bank

firstbank has alot of issues to deal with currently not investors delight

GTBank will Gain 30% in the next 10 days

mercylicious: D dead rat tin made me laugh.
Mr call, we are business men and women here.
Na money matter we dey talk for dis side. No stories.
How far? U wan ask any question?

my brief sojourn here shows i have missed out of 3 rallies
Forte Oil
Transcorp
and now
Oando

wetin i fit enter now now oooo

@ Mercyliciousi really like your humility, openness and 'caring' attractiveness

mashaun: Hmmm.this forum is the most matured,progressive on NL.you learn how to live a better life.
happy new year in advance to everyone.

I agree with you. people here are for serious business. infact if you shout or misbehave. you will be ignored like a dead rat

I'm crying, can someone please console me first.

This is the reason fashola banned Motorcycles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYQJ-e2A0qc

An ArikkAir aircraft engine exploded shortly after take-off at the Murtala MuhammedAirport in Lagos Right now!


The Abuja-bound ArikkAir plane took-off at 10:45am shortly thereafter one of the engines exploded but the pilot managed to make a successful emergency landing

Details Later! Forget it

some thing will never change almost 23 years later many of the things mentioned are still ver much present

fellow Nigerian Citizens,
On behalf of the patriotic and well-meaning peoples of the Middle Belt and the southern parts of this country, I , Major Gideon Orkar, wish to happily inform you of the successful ousting of the dictatorial, corrupt, drug baronish, evil man, deceitful, homo-sexually-centered, prodigalistic, un-patriotic administration of General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida. We have equally commenced their trials for unabated corruption, mismanagement of national economy, the murders of Dele Giwa, Major-General Mamman Vasta, with other officers as there was no attempted coup but mere intentions that were yet to materialise and other human rights violations.
The National Guard already in its formative stage is disbanded with immediate effect. Decrees Number 2 and 46 are hereby abrogated. We wish to emphasise that this is not just another coup but a well conceived, planned and executed revolution for the marginalised, oppressed and enslaved peoples of the Middle Belt and the south with a view to freeing ourselves and children yet unborn from eternal slavery and colonisation by a clique of this country. Our history is replete with numerous and uncontrollable instances of callous and insensitive dominatory repressive intrigues by those who think it is their birthright to dominate till eternity the political and economic privileges of this great country to the exclusion of the people of the Middle Belt and the south. They have almost succeeded in subjugating the Middle Belt and making them voiceless and now extending same to the south. It is our unflinching belief that this quest for domination, oppression and marginalisation is against the wish of God and therefore, must be resisted with the vehemence. Anything that has a beginning must have an end. It will also suffice here to state that all Nigerians without skeleton in their cupboards need not to be afraid of this change. However, those with skeleton in their cupboards have all reasons to fear, because the time of reckoning has come. For the avoidance of doubt, we wish to state the three primary reasons why we have decided to oust the satanic Babangida administration. The reasons are as follows:

(a) To stop Babangida’s desire to cunningly, install himself as Nigeria’s life president at all costs and by so doing, retard the progress of this country for life. In order to be able to achieve this undesirable goals of his, he has evidently started destroying those groups and sections he perceived as being able to question his desires. Examples of groups already neutralised, pitched against one another or completely destroyed are: (1) The Sokoto caliphate by installing an unwanted Sultan to cause division within the hitherto strong Sokoto caliphate. (2) The destruction of the peoples of Plateau State, especially the Lantang people, as a balancing force in the body politics of this country. (3) The buying of the press by generous monetary favours and the usage of State Security Service, SSS, as a tool of terror. (4) The intent to cow the students by the promulgation of the draconian decree Number 47. (5) The cowing of the university teaching and non-teaching staff by an intended massive purge, using the 150 million dollar loan as the necessitating factor. (6) Deliberately withholding funds to the armed forces to make them ineffective and also crowning his diabolical scheme through the intended retrenchment of more than half of the members of the armed forces.
Other pointers that give credence to his desire to become a life president against the wishes of the people are: (1) His appointment of himself as a minister of defense, his putting under his direct control the SSS, his deliberate manipulation of the transition programme, his introduction of inconceivable, unrealistic and impossible political options, his recent fraternization with other African leaders that have installed themselves as life presidents and his dogged determination to create a secret force called the national guard, independent of the armed forces and the police which will be answerable to himself alone, both operationally and administratively. It is our strong view that this kind of dictatorial desire of Babangida is unacceptable to Nigerians of the 1990’s, and, therefore, must be resisted by all. Another major reason for the change is the need to stop intrigues, domination and internal colonization of the Nigerian state by the so-called chosen few. This, in our view, has been and is still responsible for 90 percent of the problems of Nigerians. This indeed has been the major clog in our wheel of progress. This clique has an unabated penchant for domination and unrivaled fostering of mediocrity and outright detest for accountability, all put together have been our undoing as a nation. This will ever remain our threat if not checked immediately.
It is strongly believed that without the intrigues perpetrated by this clique and misrule, Nigeria will have in all ways achieved developmental virtues comparable to those in Korea, Taiwan, Brazil, India, and even Japan. Evidence, therefore, this cancerous dominance has as a factor constituted by a major and unpardonable clog in the wheel of progress of the Nigerian state.
(Sic) It is suffice to mention a few distasteful intrigues engineered by this group of Nigerians in recent past. These are: (1) The shabby and dishonourable treatment meted on the longest serving Nigerian general in the person of General Domkat Bali, who in actual fact had given credibility to the Babangida administration. (2) The wholesale hijacking of Babangida’s administration by the all powerful clique. (3) The disgraceful and inexplicable removal of Commodore Ebitu Ukiwe, Professor Tam David-West, Mr. Aret Adams and so on from office. (4) The now-pervasive and on-going retrenchment of Middle Belt and southerners from public offices and their instant replacement by the favoured class and their stooges. (5) The deliberate disruption of the educational culture and retarding its place to suit the favoured class to the detriment of other educational minded parts of this country. (6) The deliberate impoverishment of the peoples from the Middle Belt and the south, making them working ghosts and feeding on the formulae of 0-1-1- or 0-0-0 while the aristocratic class and their stooges are living in absolute affluence on a daily basis without working for it. (7) Other countless examples of the exploitative, oppressive, dirty games of intrigues of its class, where people and stooges that can best be described by the fact that even though they contribute very little economically to the well being of Nigeria, they have over the years served and presided over the supposedly national wealth derived in the main from the Middle Belt and the southern part of this country, while the people from these parts of the country have been completely deprived from benefiting from the resources given to them by God. ( The third reason for the change is the need to lay a strong egalitarian foundation for the real democratic take off of the Nigerian state or states as they circumstances may dictate.
In the light of all the above and in recognition of the negativeness of the aforementioned aristocratic factor, the overall progress of the Nigerian state a temporary decision to excise the following states namely, Sokoto, Borno, Katsina, Kano and Bauchi states from the Federal Republic of Nigeria comes into effect immediately until the following conditions are met.
The conditions to be met to necessitate the re-absorption of the aforementioned states are as following: (a) To install the rightful heir to the Sultanate, Alhaji Maccido, who is the people’s choice. (b) To send a delegation led by the real and recognised Sultan Alhaji Maccido to the federal government to vouch that the feudalistic and aristocratic quest for domination and operation will be a thing of the past and will never be practised in any part of the Nigeria state. By the same token, all citizens of the five states already mentioned are temporarily suspended from all public and private offices in Middle Belt and southern parts of this country until the mentioned conditions above are met. They are also required to move back to their various states within one week from today. They will, however, be allowed to return and joint the Federal Republic of Nigeria when the stipulated conditions are met. In the same vein, all citizens of the Middle Belt and the south are required to come back to their various states pending when the so-called all-in-all Nigerians meet the conditions that will ensure a united Nigeria. A word is enough for the wise.
This exercise will not be complete without purging corrupt public officials and recovering their ill-gotten wealth, since the days of the oil boom till date. Even in these hard times, when Nigerians are dying from hunger, trekking many miles to work for lack of transportation, a few other Nigerians with complete impunity are living in unbelievable affluence both inside and outside the country.
We are extremely determined to recover all ill-gotten wealth back to the public treasury for the use of the masses of our people. You are all advised to remain calm as there is no cause for alarm. We are fully in control of the situation as directed by God. All airports, seaports and borders are closed forthwith. The former Armed Forces Ruling Council is now disbanded and replaced with National Ruling Council to be chaired by the head of state with other members being a civilian vice-head of state, service chiefs, inspector general of police, one representative each from NLC, NUJ, NBA, and NANS.
A curfew is hereby imposed from 8 p.m. to 6 a.m. until further notice. All members of the armed forces and the police forces are hereby confined to their respective barracks. All unlawful and criminal acts by those attempting to cause chaos will be ruthlessly crushed. Be warned as we are prepared at all costs to defend the new order. All radio stations are hereby advised to hook on permanently to the national network programme until further notice.
Long live all true patriots of this great country of ours. May God and Allah through his bountiful mercies bless us all.

masses masses masses!!!!!
for those shouting masses what would you have done if you were the governor?
allow the ppl to sell and occupy road on oshodi? allow the lawlessness of okada riders?
allow anything goes since we are a democracy?

those saying he should have consulted before acting on okada ban or oshodi traders? so you dialogue with lawless people whether their lawlessness should continue or not
the essence of governance is to maintain law and order and provision of infrastructure which fashola is doing.
have you being to any of the millennium schools or mother and child hospitals?
you are better of as a patient in LASUTH(state) then in LUTH (FED)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is Lagos the only state that banned okada?
and for those who abuse Tinubu. you are all dumb!!!
in 2007 while OBJ and tinubu were leaving
OBJ left us the worst combo as Pres and VP
brought many rogues as governors Akala for Eg
tinubu gave us Fashola. He started Lawma Lastma Kai Started BRT many housing Estates reconstruction of Lagos island and Apapa roads
and above all he is the face of Opposition without people like Tinubu nigeria will be practicing one party show
without TInubu and ACN where would be Oshiomole today- a former Governorship aspirant

Table Leg :
Your wife cries everyday because you watched por.n ..... SMH!
Get her a bucket and have some takeaway restaurants on speed dial!
Nonsense

You are obviously not married.

This happened to a colleague at work. His wife stopped cooking stopped sex move out of their joint room to another room. The guy begged his wife but she didn't bulge. After few months things didn't return to normal he continued to beg her still no bulge at that he felt pushed to the walls and damned everything. He abandoned all his responsibility and started having extra marital affair. It was too late before she came to her senses that dialogue and helping the husband was the best option. Porn is bad but her reaction is worse.

The crisis generated by the recent ban on okada may take a different twist as they plan to attack private cars accross the metropolis in order to create anarchy. It will be recalled that several BRT buses was attacked following the ban. This is getting serious

Nigerians can suffer

They are calling for trouble. With this not only the operators but the whole populace shall protest.

Why won't they steal on. When all we do is cry on internet and social media. Until we March to the street and chase out all these buffons we won't get anywhere. Imagine 16billion for VP residence when I'm yet to know what I will do to my generator that has refused to work

Table Leg :
Fool... It is not a prank!

You are the fool its prank

highlandre: My question is " how do we allocate electoral votes to each state as practised in America?". Who gets more, who gets less?

In the US electors are equal to the number of members of House of reps and Senators and Washington DC also has even those no senator and reps. Each state in us has 2 senators. But the house of rep is 435 in total and divided proportionally according to the population. So biggest state like California(my home state) has 53 while Wyoming has 1. So if we want to this back home we must have accurate census

highlandre: My question is " how do we allocate electoral votes to each state as practised in America?". Who gets more, who gets less?

In the US electors are equal to the number of members of House of reps and Senators and Washington DC also has even those no senator and reps.

He should remember Moussa Ibrahim spokesman of Gaddafi's regime . When this govt goes down he won't be spared, his family inclusive.

Abagworo: I seem to disagree with Rochas on this one. It is one of the dangers of populist government. These contractors could be made enemies of the people by this publications. I don't know if there's any law against this act. I can just call the contractor handling my village roads and threaten him.

So everything should be shrouded in secrecy. Do you know the projects belong to the pple? Its like saying the details of your personal project should be kept from you.

ojdollars: @mr-cali .... Read my post well.. I only said Fashola is heading in the right direction... How many people in Nigeria Pay their taxes? Do they dig Borehole in Lagos? No... The last time I was in my Uncle's House in Adeniji Adele Dolphin Estate area.. They use the water supplied by the City water board... So what are you talking about? Or are you among the group of people who just read on the internet and start concluding base on their theoretical awareness?

May be the next time you come to Nigeria pls stay in Ikotun or Iyana Ipaja or Iju. Where pple hve either boreholes or mechanized well. I have not had light for 2 weeks and you are here comparing. Why didn't you respond to my other reasons? Or do you run
a generator in US?