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Crime / Re: Nabeeha: We Are Yet To Receive Our Remaining Daughters – Family by mrrandomguy: 7:50pm On Jan 18 |
By the power that parted the red sea, I withdraw the peace of these criminals and their sponsors in Jesus name! I command the plagues of Egypt to come upon these bandits and kidnappers in Jesus name. Losers of the last election will soon flood this thread to tell us that if Peter Obi had won: 1. A 50kg bag of rice would have become ₦8,530. 🍚 2. The price of a bag of cement would have crashed to ₦2,600. 🏠 3. Petrol would have become ₦78/litre. ⛽ 4. Electricity tarrif (Band 16) would have come down to ₦21/kWh 💡 5. Diseal price per litre would have dropped to ₦110/litre. 🛢️ 6. LPG price would have fallen to ₦210/kg. ⛽ 7. Naira would have appreciated to ₦117/$. 💵 8. Kidnapping and banditry would have stopped. In fact bandits would have been selling ice cream. 🍦 9. Cost of domestic air flights from Lagos to Abuja would have become ₦11,300. 🛫 10. The stock market all share index would have rallied to 100,000 points. 📈 11. A hub of àgbàdo would have sold for ₦30. 🌽 12. A paint bucket of yam flour would have become ₦470. 🥔 13. Minimum wage would have increased to ₦250,000. 💰 These are the delusions of Obidients who cry everyday on Nairaland and call Tinubu drug Lord... 😭 ...Whereas their own saviour, Peter Obi, is sniffing Gbajabiamila's balls to get high. 🤮 19 Likes 5 Shares |
Romance / Re: Curvy Food Seller In Viral Video Revealed by mrrandomguy: 6:32pm On Jan 18 |
This is a new year. You better spend your time with better things. Repent! Jesus loves you. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: If We Had Elected Peter Obi by mrrandomguy: 6:07pm On Jan 18 |
jmoore:Empty and boring ASF. 🥱 🥱 |
Politics / Re: If We Had Elected Peter Obi by mrrandomguy: 6:05pm On Jan 18 |
Creamypie:No, he is 21 times better than 'tilimpoo'. Obidients are so much in pain that they can not spell or pronounce correctly the name of the person who beat them. 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: If We Had Elected Peter Obi by mrrandomguy: 6:00pm On Jan 18 |
jmoore:Buhari is a million times better. I tell you jmoore, all APC supporters are now in Yaba left. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: If We Had Elected Peter Obi by mrrandomguy: 5:57pm On Jan 18 |
Splashme:You are correct. Even looters of other countries' resources would have repented just because of Peter Obi. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: If We Had Elected Peter Obi by mrrandomguy: 5:56pm On Jan 18 |
Splashme:Yes. In fact Joe Biden, Putin, Xi of China and the Saudi King would be coming to Nigeria every month to pay homage and lick our feet. 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / If We Had Elected Peter Obi by mrrandomguy: 5:47pm On Jan 18 |
1. A 50kg bag of rice would have become ₦8,530. 🍚 2. The price of a bag of cement would have crashed to ₦2,600. 🏠 3. Petrol would have become ₦78/litre. ⛽ 4. Electricity tarrif (Band 16) would have come down to ₦21/kWh 💡 5. Diseal price per litre would have dropped to ₦110/litre. 🛢️ 6. LPG price would have fallen to ₦210/kg. ⛽ 7. Naira would have appreciated to ₦117/$. 💵 8. Kidnapping and banditry would have stopped. In fact bandits would have been selling ice cream. 🍦 9. Cost of domestic air flights from Lagos to Abuja would have become ₦11,300. 🛫 10. The stock market all share index would have rallied to 100,000 points. 📈 11. A hub of àgbàdo would have sold for ₦30. 🌽 12. A paint bucket of yam flour would have become ₦470. 🥔 13. Minimum wage would have increased to ₦250,000. 💰 These are the delusions of Obidients. They cry everyday and call Tinubu drug Lord on Nairaland... 😭 ...Whereas their own saviour, Peter Obi, is sniffing Gbajabiamila's balls to get high. 🤮 ©MrRandomGuy™ 26 Likes 4 Shares |
Travel / Re: Panic As Explosion Rocks Ibadan by mrrandomguy: 9:10pm On Jan 16 |
Those areas are densely populated. I pray no life is lost. Men, please tell your girlfriends or wives to remove their waist beads. If they refuse, take a scissors and cut it by yourselves. 2 Likes |
Sports / AFCON: Victor Osimhen Should Calm Down by mrrandomguy: 2:49am On Jan 16 |
He lacks composure. The only thing he knows how to do is giri giri. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: Brushing Teeth With Baking Soda Before And After by mrrandomguy: 2:42am On Jan 16 |
You kept mentioning fluoride. Fluoride has been linked to certain health challenges. Natural dental products are the best. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Governor Aiyedatiwa Orders Road Contractors Back To Sites by mrrandomguy: 8:58pm On Jan 14 |
Is this not the Governor whom they said the SSG woman shouted at during a cabinet meeting? All these women with waistbeads smh. Talking about road construction, wide is the road that leads to destruction. Narrow is the way that leads to salvation and eternal life. Jesus is the narrow way. Follow Him today. |
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Like Keeping In Contact With Their Ex's Despite Being In A Relati by mrrandomguy: 2:42am On Jan 14 |
Especially all those waistbead wearing aṣewo...Women like them are many. They don't have any other job than to destroy men. My advice to you men out there is to fortify yourselves spiritually by abiding in Christ Jesus. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: One Thing I Noticed About Stingy Men. by mrrandomguy: 2:09am On Jan 14 |
All these waistbead wearing aṣewo. Women like that are many. They don't have any other job than to destroy men. My advice to you men out there is to fortify yourselves spiritually by abiding in Christ Jesus. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Files Petition Against Davido by mrrandomguy: 4:36pm On Jan 09 |
Tiwa Savage quickly files petition, while her mumu enstranged husband is ranting about him waiting for Grammy to end before dealing with Davido. Truly truly, Tiwa Savage has used TeeBilz's destiny. She has collected his trousers and gave him mini skirt. Fear women that wear waistbead. Run if they have tattoos and colored hair. Jesus is coming soon. Be prepared! 174 Likes 12 Shares |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Shows Off His 3 Pregnant Girlfriends (Video, Photo) by mrrandomguy: 2:35am On Jan 09 |
Afolashade00: https://www.nairaland.com/7131590/addicted-waistbeads https://www.nairaland.com/7325423/300-item-ladies-use-destroy#116526575 https://www.nairaland.com/7668954/waist-beads-turned-some-nigerian |
Fashion / Re: Women Wearing Men's Clothes Are Irritating (pictures) by mrrandomguy: 2:53am On Jan 08 |
Ogaonos:Are there no African women's clothes to seduce women into loving African culture and vibes? What happened to our traditional women's fashion? |
Politics / Re: Wike: If You Don't Want To Be Betrayed, Don't Join Politics. I Am Fully Prepared by mrrandomguy: 10:09pm On Jan 07 |
Wike this Wike that. Jesus is coming soon! 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Flight Disruptions: NCAA Threatens To Sanction Egyptair, NG Eagle by mrrandomguy: 9:30pm On Jan 07 |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranks 22nd In Cheapest Petrol Prices Globally - Global Petrol Prices by mrrandomguy: 9:29pm On Jan 07 |
Religion / Re: Maintain Territory! - Becky Enenche Tells Women (Video) by mrrandomguy: 9:15pm On Jan 07 |
I am here to tell you that your destiny is in danger if your wife or girlfriend wears waist beads (ìlẹ̀kẹ̀ ìdí) and she doesn't cook for you, especially those who have their hairs dyed and are on lowcut. Jesus loves you! 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Seun Osewa cries out, regrets being a SIMP by mrrandomguy: 4:10pm On Jan 07 |
I am so happy that Seun Osewa, the founder of Nairaland have realised that SIMPing is for losers. I have always attacked him for being a SIMP, a submissive man and a femdom lover. I even called him gay. Reading his thread on HELPING A MAN VS HELPING A WOMAN gives me so much joy. But I still want to warn you Seun, avoid women who wear waist beads or waist chain, especially those who have their hairs dyed and are on lowcut. Jesus loves you! Seun: |
Religion / Re: BBC Investigation Unveils Late Nigerian Pastor, TB Joshua’s Atrocities, Life Of by mrrandomguy: 3:54pm On Jan 07 |
I am here to tell you that your life is in danger, if your wife or girlfriend wears waist beads or waist chain. You are already dead if she is also on low cut and dyes her hair. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Would You React To Your Girlfriend Blocking You From Viewing Her Status by mrrandomguy: 3:51pm On Jan 07 |
I am here to tell you that if your wife or girlfriend is wearing waist beads or waist chain your destiny is in danger. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Social Media Mocks Biden Being Led Offstage By First Lady After Jan. 6 Remarks by mrrandomguy: 3:51pm On Jan 07 |
I am here to tell you that if your wife or girlfriend is wearing waist beads or waist chain your destiny is in danger. |
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Shares The Response She Gave Her Billionaire Husband, Ned Nwoko by mrrandomguy: 3:50pm On Jan 07 |
I am here to tell you that if your wife or girlfriend is wearing waist beads or waist chain your destiny is in danger. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Feminists Were Really Foolish On This One! by mrrandomguy: 3:50pm On Jan 07 |
I am here to tell you that if your wife or girlfriend is wearing waist beads or waist chain your destiny is in danger. 1 Like |
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