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|Celebrities / Re: Binta Diamond Survives 2nd Car Accident In A Month (Pix) by NaijaTushboy(m): 1:52pm On Jan 29|
Village people at work
|Romance / Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by NaijaTushboy(m): 1:51pm On Jan 29|
|Romance / A Letter To My Future Wife by NaijaTushboy(m): 1:49pm On Jan 29|
Dear future wife,
Listen to me carefully, divorce is not an
I forgive you for whatever mistake you are
going to make, it's already forgiven.
No matter how much you get mad at me or
annoy me, you see these my hands, I will
never use it to hit you.
No matter how angry I am, I won't reject
your food, ask my mother (Iya Okikiola) she
knows I don't joke with food especially Spaghetti
or apu with well garnished Egusi soup
and Meat and pomo
I am going to teach you so much and I pray
you do same too. I am going to make you
love football, even if you don't support (CHELSEA)it's fine,
Just love it.(God will catch you you'll support Man u or Arsenal,
we shall see)
When my friends come over and we are
watching a football match ,I don't want you
to be bored and run off into the bedroom,
you will sit down with us and argue about
Baby, see eh, if it's zeeworld you like, I will
cram the names of all the casts and crew
and I will also make sure I follow the story
religiously. I won't even miss an episode, as
long as we have other things to talk about
aside school fees and work, I am happy.
We will settle our misunderstandings before
we go to bed every night and pray in peace
I will pay the school fees, buy us a house,
take you on trip with me for all my vacations
You will drive our first car while I save to
buy another one, don't worry I will enter a
taxi, no wife of mine is going to jump into a
keke while I own a car.
Hope you know I will be very popular and I
will have huge fans, pretty admirers, horde
of stalkers and groupies? Please, that's what
they will remain, fans and nothing more.
Just don't worry about them
I will respect and love your parents like mine
and never will I get into a fight with them,
as long as they don't give me a long list of
things to buy oh.
Ehen baby, please, we won't have a
timetable when we want to process Olamide our first kid and his sisters into this world oh,
please note that. Everywhere in the house is
a potential bedroom so forget about
I will wake you up early to start your
makeup on time so we don't go late to
And again, I love my nails being painted, so
be ready to be my nail painter.
If you are angry with me, don't yell infront
of the kids, else I will kiss you to shut up and
when we reach the other room, hehehehe
..don't let me talk.
Here are three things I will never do.. I will
never lie, steal or cheat!!
If I ever lie, I will lie in bed with you all day..
If I ever steal, I will steal your heart away..
And If I ever cheat I will cheat death to be
with you forever!!
Divorce is not an option, WE DIE HERE!!
The day you tell me you are tired, i will buy
you energy drink to continue this journey
oh, nobody is leaving anybody!!
It's for better for worse; remember ?
|Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boys: The ‘Twice As Tall’ Album Review by NaijaTushboy(m): 12:23pm On Aug 20, 2020|
"twice on a thursday"
If wizkid and davido can't win grammy,who then is burna boy.
All this na jst media hype..
|Crime / Re: 23 Nigerian Youths Awaiting Death In Saudi Arabia. by NaijaTushboy(m): 10:44pm On Oct 01, 2019|
Bloggers always painting our country bad.
Photo's or we don't believe it
|Religion / Re: 4 Baseless Excuses Christians Give For Not Being Prayerful by NaijaTushboy(m): 10:37pm On Oct 01, 2019|
Can someone briefly tell me why Tottenham cut ma ticket?
|Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija:i Regret Supporting Tacha, Uche Maduagwu Says. by NaijaTushboy(m): 10:34pm On Oct 01, 2019|
Everybody wan use Tacha trend.this is the time people like Keredo Bello and Humble Smith should revive their dead career by keying into this trend.
|Sports / Re: REPORT: Former Arsenal Man Serge Gnabry Left Tottenham Reeling On Tuesday Night by NaijaTushboy(m): 10:28pm On Oct 01, 2019|
The day Iwobi left was the end 4 Arsenal just like when Naija left sovth africa they are now begging us to cm bk.
|Celebrities / Re: Runtown Shakes Hands With Dilly, CEO Of His Former Record Label, After Apology by NaijaTushboy(m): 10:26pm On Oct 01, 2019|
Runtown career for don end like keredo bello own but he is wise and quick to apologize.KUDOS TO HIM
|Celebrities / Re: Runtown Shakes Hands With Dilly, CEO Of His Former Record Label, After Apology by NaijaTushboy(m): 10:22pm On Oct 01, 2019|
|Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa's Outfit To Her Brother's Wedding In Greece by NaijaTushboy(m): 8:14pm On Sep 28, 2019|
patorial:may your daughter be like her.Amen
|Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Poses With Her Daughter, Imade And Tiwa Savage’s Son Jamil (Photo) by NaijaTushboy(m): 8:12pm On Sep 28, 2019|
|Celebrities / Re: Dino Melaye Denies Promising To Give Tacha N30m by NaijaTushboy(m): 7:08pm On Sep 28, 2019|
|Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Sets Social Media On Fire With A Sexy Picture by NaijaTushboy(m): 7:03pm On Sep 28, 2019|
trying hard to be like beyonce...NONSENSE
|Celebrities / Re: E-Money Of Ghana Promises To Give Tacha 20 Million Naira On Monday by NaijaTushboy(m): 6:57pm On Sep 28, 2019|
people wer go Bleep this Tacha plenty oo had it mean that i have a verified instagram account i wouldn't mind contesting for this pussy even though it will cause ma life.
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|Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY, A Yardstick To Measure Immorality??? by NaijaTushboy(m): 6:53pm On Sep 28, 2019|
God doesn't look at the outward appearance,and i don't think dressing half naked is a sin or pls can you show me where it is written in the bible?
|Nairaland / General / Re: An Open Letter To Bright Okpocha, AKA Basketmoth by NaijaTushboy(m): 6:52pm On Sep 28, 2019|
|Sports / Re: Alexis Sanchez Gets Red Card After Scoring Twice On Inter Milan Debut (Photos) by NaijaTushboy(m): 6:48pm On Sep 28, 2019|
|TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija Live Update - Who Is Behind Tacha Disqualification by NaijaTushboy(m): 6:45pm On Sep 28, 2019|
bbnaija this bbnaija that,una no de tire
|Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa's Outfit To Her Brother's Wedding In Greece by NaijaTushboy(m): 6:42pm On Sep 28, 2019|
Keep on walking naked to other's wedding no find way get married untill you don clock 40 na im you go jump from one prayer house to another,suffering innocent pastors.NONSENSE
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|Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Speaks After Her Disqualification, Apologizes To Fans, Supporters by NaijaTushboy(m): 11:45am On Sep 28, 2019|
I couldn't read it to the end coz the post, Op are all TACHering i mean they sting.
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|Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts After Biggie Disqualifies Tacha And Left Mercy In The House by NaijaTushboy(m): 11:42am On Sep 28, 2019|
nairalee:i'm not surprise that it make fp coz without bbnaija there is no other news on nairaland.
How much did you pay for your blog to be created for you
|Celebrities / Bbnaija: The Injustice Of Tacha's Ouster by NaijaTushboy(m): 11:38am On Sep 28, 2019|
Let me confess that I don’t like watching BBN. There has never been a time, except on eviction nights and the finale, that I will wilfully settle down to watch the programme. However my female friends usually won’t let me rest with their fascination for the programme. Sometimes I just play along. Last night, I got four different messages indicating Tacha was disqualified. “Ki lo kan mi”, I muttered but I still pretended I follow the programme. To tell you how wretched my viewership is, the only names I vividly know are Seyi, Khafi and Tacha. I struggled to remember Gedoni. Since the internet was awash with Tacha’s disqualification, I scoured the web for news, gists and videos. What I discovered was overwhelming hatred or to put it mildly, distaste, for Tacha’s attitudes leading up to her ouster. It was celebration galore. I’m sure some people drank to it. Maybe some ladies excitedly decided to kiss their boyfriends for the first time too. Not that she doesn’t have her own supporters but they pale in comparison with her detractors. So I tried to catch up on some of her previous enfant terrible moments. She is a sicko. Ceecee was saucy but Tacha is toxic. I learned her reputation wasn’t helped by the dirt people dug from her background. I won’t go deep. Let’s just agree she’s bad. As bad as she is and having watched the blow by blow moments culminating in her disqualification, I believe she was singled out for that disqualification. Call me a Devil’s Advocate, I’m cool. It takes two to tango. She was having a shouting match with Mercy, a fans’ favourite. They were goading, yelling, insulting and swearing. Unprintable words were freely used. Check? House rules appear to allow yelling and insulting but they certainly prohibit violence which is defined as “behaviour involving physical force intended to hurt, damage or kill someone or something”. The opposite of violence is gentleness. Stop being a Tacha hater for a moment and take a dispassionate look at the two moments that Tacha pulled Mercy’s hair. Don’t just look at Tacha. Look at Mercy too. On the two occasions, she did 360 degree turns attempting to hurt Tacha on the face with her flailing braids. What if those braids slashed across Tacha’s face? In law, to constitute violence, attempt is enough. Do you know “assault” does not constitute actual physical contact? It is enough if you made a move causing the other person to reasonably have the apprehension or expectation of a blow or contact. The common one is attempting to slap someone and you withdraw your slap at the last moment (we call it “shak”) or the other person dodged your slap. You can be prosecuted for that and jailed. In law, actual touching in a violent manner is what is called “battery” or “assault occasioning harm” (if there are traumas in the victim’s body). Mercy also used violence by attempting to hurt Tacha with her braids having been seen to deliberately spurn 360 degrees twice towards Tacha. What could be more provocative than that? Meanwhile “provocation” is listed as one of the actions that could lead to automatic disqualification in the house rules. What could be more provocative than Mercy’s smart attempt to make Tacha throw caution to the winds? Provocation is, on the flip side of the coin, a defence to a criminal action where violence is involved. I don’t want to go to the body- shaming tirade concerning Tacha’s body odour. Most people will lose their cool if taunted as a stinker. Let’s focus on the Mercy’s violence taken side by side with Tacha’s violence. Ain’t they both guilty? Is it reasonable to pull the hair of someone who attempted to slash your face with her braids during a hot argument? Don’t you think Mercy too deserves to be disqualified? Be the judge. Tankio. LESSON: Always let a good reputation precede you. You’ll enjoy benefits of doubts.
|Romance / Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by NaijaTushboy(m): 10:33am On Sep 28, 2019|
Dinho20:i haven't seen any of this sign and i won't see it in jesus name.AMEN
|Celebrities / Re: Reno Omokri Shades Nigerian Celebrities Commenting On Tacha's Disqualification by NaijaTushboy(m): 10:08am On Sep 28, 2019|
Today i fell inside gutter and my cloth was so Tacha
|Celebrities / Re: When Peter Okoye Promised Tacha N60million Vs When He Denied Making Such Promise by NaijaTushboy(m): 10:07am On Sep 28, 2019|
Last last him go Bleep Tasha the body odour mistress
|Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Deletes Her Instagram Account by NaijaTushboy(m): 10:03am On Sep 28, 2019|
EmekaBlue:till she die she no go get belle...and besides banky sperm no dey active
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