EroticAngelina:
LMAO!

yeye fowl dey use flat plate dey soak garri









davido no matta how u form pako reach....... ur buttyness wil always show

tufiaqua

all the websites mentioned so far are crap

moneytization killed facebook and twitter and made them to be boring.......



even 2go seems to be boring these days.....


i think BBM works for me cuz of my "privacy concerns" skype tooo


but watzapp is a no no wen it cuz to privacy...... sum dudes be checking on u without u even knowing cuz i dnt even hav thier contact

lets wait till may 29th

Unibenstudent:

1)fine boys
2)chocolates
3)abacha meal
4)cuddles
5)taking them out to an eatery
6)having privacy in a room
7)Center of attention
8#)been admired by people
Feel free to add yours

girls only like 2 tynz





























money and dickson

vheMa:
and who told you am on BBM even if I drop it here,I know NL guys na

See my signature down there.... My number and BBM pin is there just add me up. Or say hi on watzapp or beta still send me a text .... U dnt need to drop urs..... All dis niarahulks will highjack our flow

vheMa:
that's how we roll

oya nah make we relate.... Add me up on BBM

daviyjones:
She is my sister's friend, she came to visit I think they were testing their new cloths, since it is my sister's room I don't have to hear come in before I enter.
I knocked and entered and saw her with pant and bra since then I have fallen for her, can I approach her? I really like her.

Sorry no list this time, ishilove I am not a psychopath.

lust go kill u

omosiano:
I may not be effortlessly good in yoruba language but I can hear it fairly good....hw many of you have watched falila video by dammy krane and falila ketan by olamide......while dammy krane was trying desperately. So dat dis girl could be by his side....olamide was somewhere else straffing d same girl.......(As usual I was jobless and thinking nonsense)

ur blood sugar is high

nniero:
I'm 28,av bin in my relationship 4 7yrs, along d way I met a corper guy jst as friends bt I tink I fell in luv wt him bt I dnt double date,so no chance 4 us datin den. Later we lost contact. Now,I n my fiance av started working,I'm ready 4 marriage bt he is not cos of financial stand...somehow, I n d corper guy made contact again after many years,he claim he still luv me n want 2 marry me.
Hmmm I luv my fiance,bt I luv ds guy too....I dnt want 2 make a mistake,pls I'm in a cross road,what can I do

vheMa:
see this naira man o

ur head dey there

vheMa:
its like u didn't study Literature in high school , cos if u do, u will knw am talkin ironically

its like u didn't study Literature in high school , cos if u did, u ought to knw dat i was speaking ironically when i said u are not well endowed self

change oooooooOOOOooooooooOooooooo

shortgun:
I agree PDP is very much alive, no party will lose power at the center without been shaken
We don't want PDP to die, if it happens Nigeria will become a one party state.. and this is not good for democracy.

mtchew.............

was it not a one party state b4 APC demolished them out

haha











nice try

vheMa:
Am not in good mood right now,there's this guy toasting me and I'd told him severally that I can't date him. But he still normally come to my house to tell me the same story(gosh). On this fateful day I sent my younger sis on an errand,so she(sis) left the gate opened.
I was about talking my bath,I was still in my room(naked) "since am the only at home" suddenly the guy walked into my room. Then I was like "what the hell are u doin here" "gosh" "what". I was angry. To my surprise the guy didn't go out immediately he saw me,or apologize,he stood there,then I pronto grabbed my towel and chase him away,telling him not to call,msg,flash or come here again. Off he went without looking back,when I was expecting a sorry from him.
Please what should I do about this guy?
What made him stand so long without apologizing?
What should I do

its not as if u are endowed self

Holmes07:
I came across someone who said he cant use the mouth that he uses to pray to give blow jobs, cuz he claims to be born again. In my own opinion, i dnt see anytin bad in giving blow jobs to ur partner(married) even iv u're born again.. I want u guys to throw more light on diz issue.

ever wonder why we have "missionary style''

ducii:
Awka—OHANAEZE Ndigbo, the apex Igbo socio-cultural organisation, said yesterday, that it had no regrets not supporting the ambition of the All Progressives Congress, APC, presidential candidate, General Muhammadu Buhari, who won the March 28, 2015 presidential poll.
Ohanaeze also flayed the Oba of Lagos, Rilwan Akiolu, over the death threat he allegedly issued to Igbo people residing in Lagos before the governorship election.

Speaking in an interview in Awka, the national treasurer of the group, Chief Damian Ogene, said the apex Igbo socio-cultural organisation supported President Goodluck Jonathan because of what he described as Buhari’s negative antecedents to Ndigbo.

According to him, the rejection of Buhari during the presidential poll is to remind him of the injustices perpetrated against Igbo during his earlier tenure as military Head of State.

He, however, said that since God had given Buhari an opportunity to be a democratic President of Nigeria, he should strive to right his earlier wrongs.
Ogene said: “We are ready to co-operate with him and to believe in his administration in the hope that he will, this time, address the injustices meted out to us since after the Nigerian civil war.”

He also advised the President-elect to deal only with the core people in Igbo land, rather than with the money-bags that were out of touch with Igbo nation and the masses.

“These billionaires have been using their oil money to block government from reaching the people at the grassroots level.

“He should liaise with people-oriented organisations like Anambra Association of Town Unions, ASATU, rather than with intermediaries,” he said.

He suggested to General Buhari to ensure that Igbo people, who were displaced in the northern part of the country due to the Boko Haram insurgency, received compensation as their northern counterparts, in the spirit of equity and justice.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/we-dont-regret-not-supporting-buhari-ohanaeze/

shut up



una dey regret am

myopic set of individuals

hmmmmmm


interesting comments

i believe in humble beginnings

Men of 25 and above nkor



Cc tosyn

bye to ''i dont know""

me too self dey curious to know

junglejustice:
A LADY NEVER FORGETS A MAN WHO DEFLOWERED HER, LIKEWISE I A MAN CAN NEVER FORGET THE LADY THAT DEFLOWERED ME.

how does 1 deflower a man

Shyna112:
I no a lady who sold her virginity for 5k in 1998 i was offered to buy but i declined

nice try

Uchesis:

So u want dem 2 rememba u 4 somtin dat lasted 4 just 5mins?

Laffing at u in HD

.

how does 1 laff in HD

forget excel







i sabi forcast game

Here2BustnScrew:
he said he will make his minister declare their assets, why must it be only ministers and does he think that declaration of asset will end corruption.
I can remember an ex-governor who used someone's name to open a refinery outside NIGERIA, if such a person comes to declares he has only 1M, whereas he has lots of assets outside the country. how do you prove him wrong?
also
Buhari has vowed to
set up a special court to prosecute
and punish electoral offenders in
order to discourage electoral
malpractices. Himself and Inec should be prosecuted first, contesting for presidency without or with a forged certificate. that is against the law. buhari is drunk dullard. God forbid bad thing. we are watching.. may 29
http://www..net/2015/04/i-will-prosecute-electoral-offenders.html?m=1

u too self be illetarate

The U.S. Secretary of State, Mr John Kerry, has predicted that the new government in Nigeria might face the challenge of protecting its citizens against terrorism threats. Kerry made the assertion in a statement by the African Regional Media Hub of the United States Department of State on Tuesday in Lagos. The statement quoted Kerry as making the prediction after signing a Memorandum of Cooperation to support disease control and prevention in Africa with the African Union (AU) in Washington D.C.

“One of the principal challenges facing the new government in Abuja will be that of protecting Nigerian citizens from the terrorism threat. “The U.S. endorses the effort by the AU and its partners to establish a multinational taskforce to halt Boko Haram’s campaign within and beyond Nigeria’s borders.

“We will also continue generally to help African governments to improve their counter-terrorism and border security capabilities,’’ it stated. The statement expressed the U.S. government’s commitment to promoting cordial relationships with African countries. It added that the government had learnt that diplomatic and peacekeeping initiatives in Africa work best when they were African-led.

“And there are opportunities and challenges at the same time. “In recent years, we have learned that diplomatic and peacemaking initiatives in Africa work best when they are African-led. “But the U.S. and the broader international community can still help and we are prepared to do so,’’ the statement added.

Wetyn concern unah with our security challenges>>>>.>> abi unah tynk say we no no say nah unah dey fund boko abi

abeg give me her number

Encomium:
Marry her and experiment it on the wedding night. Isn't that simple?

and if it turns out to be a scam

what next

ask for refunds