victorian:
A guy with big butt is sexy to look at.
Don't get it twisted Op..
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I find it disturbing that a female will say this.

makydebbie:
Lol, is it that most guys on this thread don't know what 'petty' means? Like you keep on mentioning normal things.


I can't date someone who uses shorthand to type or doesn't give head.

Men are not meant to give heads. It's fvck boys that do that shiit.

motherfucker:
Nigerians like to carry this marriage shiit for head. Many of them don't even have proper plans for the children when they start birthing them.

But what do we have here in Nigeria? From what I see in Nigeria, over 50% of the population have no business getting married or having kids because they are part of the problem plaguing the country by birthing children they can't take care of.

I have no forking business birthing more than 2 kids, irrespective of the gender.

Its not even funny anymore. 198 million people and counting.... A serious government would have declared a National Emergency on birth control by now.

For the fact that you can reproduce or have some change in your bank account does not mean you have what it takes to parent a child. You might need a parent yourself.

Most started this way..... Relax. The more you lash, the less active your hormones get. For starters tho you can concentrate on your breathing while at it. Distract your thinking by thinking about some tragic shiit. And don't touch your junk when you release the first round. Play with her body while waiting for it to rise. When it does, slide in steadily for the subsequent rounds. These are the rounds you last longer. But don't pound too fast in order to prevent you from Cumming too fast.

sharpguy10:
God is always willing and able to prevent evil from coming to you but you have to agree with Him with how you want it. If you still need to be seeing the evil or not. But you already have the power in you to stop that evil from coming to you. God has already given you all power to do anything you want to do or you want to stop. So if you are still be tormented by the devil, is because you have not excercise the power you have.

You haven't said anything

Sex is sex. It's definite. Love is relative. It's indefinite and ambiguous. In as much as a correlation between the two seems inconceivable, it's inexistence cannot be proved.

'Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?'

Take her to a state of the art psychiatric hospital.

If you believe the resurrection crap, I have an island to sell to you on the Pacific.

If you believe all those resurrection crap, I have an island to sell to you on the Pacific.

CAPSLOCKED:





ONE MAN WAS ABLE TO TALK TO THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE (MULTITUDE) WITHOUT A SOUND SYSTEM.... AND EVERYONE COULD HEAR HIM AT ONCE.


EITHER THE STORY IS FALSE, OR THEY DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT PROPERLY, OR THE HUMANS OF THAT TIME CAME WITH INBUILT AMPLIFIERS IN THEIR THROATS.

How the bible hasn't been declared a children book of mythical stories still baffles me. Almost all the accounts of Jesus miracles were always witnessed by 'his disciples' or by anonymous people in anonymous events with no historical significance/proof.

Transfiguration had just three people present. But billions were made to believe what just three people claimed they witnessed.

He woke from the dead and decided to keep it low key by inviting less than 5 people to the tomb. Why will you spend over 30 years of your life trying to convince people you are their God yet is making your resurrection (which is meant to be the ultimate proof of your claim) a secret. Who would have doubted you if you had announced on the cross that everyone should be present at so so place at so so time to show to them truly you are what you are.

OK, maybe cos He's God and he doesn't need to prove anything to anyone. So what was the whole point behind wandering around and preaching the gospel with miracles all about?

Yet when the time to show everyone the real miracle, it was kept a secret. Lol. But then what do I know?

A man wandered round the place healing people, feeding 5000 with a plate of fish, raising people and himself from the dead, yet even the Jews that lived with him still doesn't acknowledge these stories. No concrete evidence of those great things in the places he was said to live for over 30 years. But since a book said I should believe without questioning, then my brain can just take a back seat. Interesting world....

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ubunja:

listen to yourself attacking a young girl for her opinion. get over yourself boss. not everyone wanna marry at 35 like the fossils you love.
many guys like me will never marry any grandma above 22. get that through your head you ancestor loving you.

He made sense. You on the other hand, didn't. He was in support of men marrying anytime they feel comfortable. In which case they can decide any age among ladies to pick. Whether 22 or not.

Ibos do it a lot which explains why they raise a better family system than other tribes with early marriage or polygamous beliefs. For the records I'm not ibo but I admire that about them.

There is too much ado about meaningless conventions, even people expected to be civilized gets smeared in such universal trivialities.

Wow. The unprofessionalism in the first post is baffling. Regardless of your political leanings, that Twitter handler needs to get a sanction atleast. It's a bank,not a political party.

It's also called the Law of Accumulative Advantage. 'The Outliers-The story of success by Malcolm Gladwell is a great read though. Imagine 80% of world riches is in the hands of just 20%. That law profoundly reflects reality.

Love is a choice. Forget what modern conventions tell you. When you know, you know.

Once you're sure a woman is loyal and also loves, understands and respects (this is key) you deeply more than any other man out there, you've got yourself a wife material. You're still fixated on her past deeds. Nobody holy pass dude. We're all just good at hiding our skeletons.

The only acceptable grounds for break up with that lady is if she is being secretive with her past when you guys weren't together and also isn't faithful. But if she tells you all, stays faithful and also understands you profoundly, dude you need to force that love from nowhere. Your problem is you know too much about her. Same problem with most men that claims they are out of love. Get your shiit together and be a man. Love is overrated. Compatibility is key.

'only know you love her when you let her go....' #passenger

Homeboiy:
I love her musics but she is ugly

If stupid could fly, you'll be a jet.

This is just so wrong. Look at those cute little things being wasted callously.

1. Life goes on...
2. There are no universal rules for anything.
3. Humanity is overrated.
4. Most people we respect/love greatly is due to our limited knowledge of who they really are.
5. It's lonely at the top
6. The journey can be more intriguing than the destination.
7. Your value doesn't decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth.
8. Happiness is simply the ability to give no fvcks. If you know how quickly people forget the dead, you will stop living to impress people.
9. Fear is an illusion.
10. Religion is a legendary fraud.

Arondizuogu:


Barca wasn't exceptional today.. average at best, City or Bayern would defeat them. Chelsea had more attack than them. They took their chances well

Dude go and sleep. It's not by who has most attempts, but who had more efficiency. Barca have evolved. Even those teams you called cannot wish to meet Barcelona. It's a team on steroids.

If your total bank balance isn't upto atleast four times the price of whatever you are purchasing, you are financially ignorant. Don't do anything to impress anyone. Chase money and money only and other things will be added unto you....

There are better things to do on a Sunday morning than go to church.

History is filled with enormous numbers of forgotten beings that wasted their years on earth, achieving nothing and preparing for an imaginary world that doesn't exist. Religion is really the worst thing that happened to humanity.

maasoap:

Good question there. I learned that for every box of dirty, worn out and torn money sent to the CBN by the banks, there is certain amount of fee to be paid to CBN by commercial banks that sent it. And as you know with capitalists, everyone would naturally want to run away from extra costs. It is always about more profits. They are declaring increased profits every year, yet they kept sacking more and more workers.

CBN wants these dirty currencies sorted before receiving them from banks. Banks incur fees for not sorting them when returning them to CBN. The process of sorting these dirty and mutilated cash is manual and Labour intensive. And banks aren't ready to employ more staffs for an unproductive activity. So they prefer putting the dirty cash back into circulation.

I really think this contemporary world haven't been fair to men. Once you're born a man, be prepared for a life of serious responsibilities. You don't think of yourself, everyone related to you becomes your headache. Wife, sis, mum....

We toil so hard just to take care of our own. Face different physical and emotional hazards when hustling to take care of our families. Yet the society waters it all down by the statement 'are you not a man?'.

I'm not a male chauvinist. I just believe Men are gods of this earth. We provide, protect and sacrifice. Big ups to all real men out there. You are the reason some women still have hope of a better tomorrow.

If all public officials can take a Standard IQ test and sign corruption death warrant before getting elected, we won't be where we are today.

Minimum IQ limit for public officials in the Federal and state Government shouldn't be less than 120. Anything below is automatic disqualification.

Death warrant will also be signed in cases where any is indicted of any act of corruption. Minimum amount should be 5m naira cumulative.

Honestly if these controls are in place, they will be begging people to contest for political post. Those that will eventually contest will be seen as heroes.

Is having kids necessarily an achievement?

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In other words any Fulani in possession of kalashnikov or other gun models asides AK47 should be left alone. Interesting.....

ariesbull:



I have a firm that I know that is into ICT at Admiralty lekki, most of the software developers thee don't even have a degree ,most or highest are OND, Bros these small boys are earning what those starch shirt wearing bank regional managers are earning


In overseas, when government sees that a person is Good on his field they would use him..beside that how many certificate Buhari, Dino Meleye , tinubu and many of them habe

Bros University is good but don't let it limit you

You are missing the point. No one ever said anything about University limiting anyone. The point is why will you hide your achievements?. Especially if it's a rare feat. The most rational thing people do is to rank them. Skills and experience first before stating academic achievements concisely.

Of what reason will any of those highly skilled software developers you mentioned hide their reputable certificates (Microsoft, Oracle etc) that they got way back when seeking for a new job. If they don't have it, it's fine. Their skills and experience should suffice. But if they do, why hide it?

Have you worked in any of the big four? Most of them mandate you to have ICAN/ACCA certification as you are on the job. If you fail any course more than twice, they fire you. No matter how skilled and experienced you are on the job, the policy is sacrosanct. So tell me, if I got ICAN Ten years ago and have 6 years experience as an accountant, I shouldn't state the ICAN certification cos it's too way back? I don't understand. Or are University degrees not certificates too?