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The rule here is, if you want a fresh human body part, you book and wait. If your order is for dry parts you get instant delivery.
But you must be an expert in human anatomy to decipher the parts you want from man’s closest animal relations – gorilla, chimpanzee and monkey.
The business is all about raw cash. A fresh human head has a street value of N250, 000. Fresh internal organs like heart, lung, kidney, and so on go for 500,000 a piece.
Other vital parts like penis, [size=14pt]vagina and breast costs N50,000 each[/size].Fresh tongue is sold at N100,000.
Sunday Sun learnt when a tongue is “ritualized and jujufied” that it “works well” for traders and people who apply for visa to go abroad “when well prepared, no one go question you for embassy and even your working place”, a dealer whose alias is Baba Ibeji revealed. Toe and finger, Sunday Sun further learnt are good for travelers and business people. “ The toe is for traveling without falling.
The finger is to make money. Any thing you touch turns to money”, Baba Ibeji said.
Fresh toe and finger goes for N50,000 each.

Mr Ola Oresanya told Sunday Sun in an interview that hardly a day passes in the city without street sweepers and refuse collectors picking dismembered corpses and body parts.

“The corpses and body parts may be the handwork of ritualist and hit-and-run drivers”, he said.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2009/feb/15/national-15-02-2009-01.htm

Jakumo:

While we are on the subject, why can't cannibals eat divorced women ?

Because they are bitter.

OsunAmazon:

Who are these human spare part merchants?. Are they so invisible that the police can't arrest them?. How much do they sell human kidneys?

Jakumo:

Two cannibals are having dinner together when the visitor pauses to compliment the host, saying " Your wife makes great soup ! " ,to which his host replies " Yes, but I'll miss her terribly."

On the same theme many of us have no doubt wondered why it is that cannibals rarely eat comedians, and some will have guessed at the answer, which is that comedians taste funny.

Finally, if you ever happen to meet a starving cannibal, give him a helping hand.

Jakumo:

Two cannibals are having dinner together when the visitor pauses to compliment the host, saying " Your wife makes great soup ! " ,to which his host replies  " Yes, but I'll miss her terribly."

On the same theme many of us have no doubt wondered why it is that cannibals rarely eat comedians, and some will have guessed at the answer, which is that comedians taste funny.

Finally, if you ever happen to meet a starving cannibal, give him a helping hand.

The Human Parts Market of Jankara, Lagos, Nigeria.

I chit you not ! Ha hahaha ha ha . Damn, my sides hurt.

Now thisi-here is the REAL sh-Bang y'all, so move over, Rover, because I'm here to talk about the The REAL CHIT. And I ain't talking 'bout none of that wimpy-ass ketchup and Hollywood special-effects movie chit y'all is used to neither, homie, 'cause what Nigeria got is waayy more serious than that. Tell you what, you'll never look at a stack of barbecue spare-ribs the same way again, after you check out this market. ha ha

Kicking off with the first of my many questions, how soon can we expect the Jankara Human Parts Market to put up a web-site highlighting the kidnapping, murder and dismemberment processes that make their organization one of the most renowned and successful in all of Nigeria ? Reflecting over the availability of fresh vaginas for sale in Jankara Market, I can only imagine the sort of jokes that would get told as such sales are transacted. On a more serious note, are the breasts sold singly, or as a pair, and can they be returned to the seller after a trial period, for replacement or upgrade to newer models ?

Naturally, overseas customers looking to get AHEAD of the competition in business and love may wish to order fresh African cranial specimens for their Juju and Santeria rituals, BUT, with Nigeria's reputation for providing no grid electricity to power the deep-freezers that are needed to keep cool heads in the Jankara Cadaver Warehouses, frequent assurances will have to be issued, to the effect that all cold-rooms are powered by multiple redundant back-up generators that are imported, as opposed to being Aba-made or even Indian-made.

The organized exploitation of this vital human resource certainly must be cause for great professional pride among the commodity traders in that ever-popular line of work, which again proves that Nigeria is HEADED in the right direction, and making great HEADWAY in its commitment to the more unconventional, innovative and daring initiatives of trade and commerce.


Let us all Hold our Heads Up High in the Air, and wave 'em about like we just don't care.

Jakumo:
This discussion thread dates back to 2009, a year when men were men, and women were grateful haha, but on a serious note, this topic is still relevant because Nigeria has now been officially inducted into The Global Skull Miner's Consortium, with all rights and privileges implied.