A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a group of Anglican Pastors in an important inter-faith game.
A few days before the match, disaster struck.
The Catholic team's star player broke his ankle and the doctor said he wouldn't be able to play again for at least two months.

"What are we going to do? moaned Father Matthew.

"Well," said Father Thomas, "it so happens that Christiano Ronaldo is a good friend of mine.
We could ask him to play for us."

"But that wouldn't be fair" said Father Matthew.

"No, but if we called him Father Ronaldo, no one need know," replied Father Thomas.

Eventually Father Matthew agreed to let this devious plan go ahead but then, as luck would have it,
he was suddenly called away on official Church business and was unable to watch the match.
As soon as he could, he phoned Father Thomas for the result.

"I'm afraid they beat us, 6-0," said Father Thomas.

"But how could that happen?" queried Father Matthew. "We had Father Ronaldo in our team."

"Yes," said Father Thomas, "but they had Pastor Rooney and Pastor Lampard playing for them."

Sam Milla! nice one. .

Thank You Abidal

sam it Abigail!!

romade wan ur buoda oo!

ooh, i tot it's Abidal

seriously shullup dia nw!

that 9ce

romade u don start? make i punch u?

Na abidal and roommate dey control this section now. hurray!

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abidal?? seriously dnt make me loose my temper

oh! She has a temper to loose. damn!

errrrrr

sam milla ride on

Thanks Lola Sweetheart

hmmmmm,see dis boy oooo

@joke, very dry. i no see lol at all

lyk sey d yoke no sweet ya dirty belle

Issues, na wah

I think we have got Father Messi and Father kaka in the house so the match should be replayed, , so funny tho Man u 4 life

please remember to add father eto and and pastor robinho

and pastor Kanu

pastor taribo west

blah d blah de blah. . .

sure ure okay? u need beating

see who wan beat!

bu ha ha ha ha

with which hand?

*places hand on her chest*