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| Religious Boyfriend by bigfather(m): 9:15am On Sep 24, 2009 |
[b]A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, Could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place For dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the Condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very Cute too" . She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him . When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give Us." A minute later the boys is still praying; "and thank you Lord for your Kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still Praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even More surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, ”I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your DAD was a pharmacist. [/b]   10 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by Ben13: 9:30am On Sep 24, 2009 |
| see trouble |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by kabola2009(m): 9:33am On Sep 24, 2009 |
that was funny! next time be careful lol |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by aristole(m): 3:31pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
Why this C nd C Job now? |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by Abbeycity4(f): 3:43pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
i've cn dis b4, anyway still tight  |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by sylve11: 4:28pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
sharap jor!  |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by bashydemy(m): 4:33pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
copy goat |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by alimat2(f): 4:34pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
copy cat |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by Ben13: 4:36pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
big father is no. 1 in C and C |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by sylve11: 4:41pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
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| Re: Religious Boyfriend by bashydemy(m): 8:11pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
Ben-10:then we have to do somthing |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by rakeya(f): 1:25pm On Dec 15, 2009 |
funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy joke guy . i hope this is not your STORY that you are turning to jpoke @ big father |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by Gaco(f): 5:01pm On Dec 15, 2009 |
Religious indeed! , I wish such an incident happens to so many guyz. Nice one! |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by anita11: 11:26am On Mar 14, 2012 |
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| Re: Religious Boyfriend by bunmioguns(m): 4:45pm On Mar 14, 2012 |
stil funny, though i av seen it before |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by specialime: 3:25pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
hahahaaha.....imagine yo that guy?..omo na endless prayer oooooooo, gud one |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by izenco2005(m): 4:20pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
Copy copy go kill u |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by Dnabib: 6:44pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
Hahhah |
| Re: Religious Boyfriend by Mhiztaslimz: 4:27pm On Oct 27, 2020 |
Ah don die |
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