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| Weird Baby! by dani1luv: 5:56pm On Jan 17, 2010 |
A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?" "Well, yes, but only once." "Once is all it takes" he replied. Then the torso came out and it was yellow. "Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?" "Well, yes" she said, "but only once." "Once is all it takes," he said. When the legs came out they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian. "Well, yes" she said, "but only once." "Once is all it takes," he said. He finally pulled the baby all the way out and held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry. As it started to cry the woman exclaimed "Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't bark!"  |
| Re: Weird Baby! by Odunnu: 6:49pm On Jan 17, 2010 |
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| Re: Weird Baby! by Odunnu: 6:53pm On Jan 17, 2010 |
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| Re: Weird Baby! by Odunnu: 6:55pm On Jan 17, 2010 |
'have u ever slept with a dog?' 'well yes,but only once, 'hahaha |
| Re: Weird Baby! by mykali(m): 7:36pm On Jan 17, 2010 |
''He who laffs last,na mumu.E no get d joke on time'' this is why i'm laugh . . .  |
| Re: Weird Baby! by clemcykul(f): 2:51pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
stop laffn at my shoes pls |
| Re: Weird Baby! by dani1luv: 4:29pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
as if na only you get shoe |
| Re: Weird Baby! by Abbeycity4(f): 4:54pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
lol |
| Re: Weird Baby! by r231(m): 5:16pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
;d :d :d |
| Re: Weird Baby! by Ben13: 5:19pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
she probably slept with a dog  |
| Re: Weird Baby! by Abbeycity4(f): 5:42pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
are u asking moi  |
| Re: Weird Baby! by Ben13: 5:45pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
are you the baby or the mother? |
| Re: Weird Baby! by Abbeycity4(f): 5:50pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
u're d baby while am d mother |
| Re: Weird Baby! by Ben13: 5:52pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
no way! I'm the doctor. |
| Re: Weird Baby! by nich(m): 6:04pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
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| Re: Weird Baby! by Abbeycity4(f): 6:07pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
OYO. . . gtg c ya 2mmrrw.  |
| Re: Weird Baby! by nich(m): 6:29pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
*waving* |
| Re: Weird Baby! by dani1luv: 6:35pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
^^so |
| Re: Weird Baby! by nich(m): 6:51pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
^^^^ i shall not tell youuuu! |
| Re: Weird Baby! by dani1luv: 5:56pm On Jan 19, 2010 |
Who ask you b4. . .  |
| Re: Weird Baby! by KMTee(f): 9:29am On Jan 20, 2010 |
wahala dey |
| Re: Weird Baby! by KMTee(f): 9:30am On Jan 20, 2010 |
wahala dey |
| Re: Weird Baby! by Ben13: 9:34am On Jan 20, 2010 |
Here comes the baby in question . . . |
| Re: Weird Baby! by clemcykul(f): 11:01am On Jan 20, 2010 |
funny for real |
| Re: Weird Baby! by tanimz(f): 1:00pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
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| Re: Weird Baby! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:20pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
mykali: lol u be duck |
| Re: Weird Baby! by Abbeycity4(f): 5:04pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
lol . . . |
| Re: Weird Baby! by Kunbee: 2:31am On Jan 25, 2010 |
You can do better  |
| Re: Weird Baby! by mamagee3(f): 11:48pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
I didn't get the joke. |
| Re: Weird Baby! by D1KeleVra(m): 9:30am On Jan 27, 2010 |
then? |
| Re: Weird Baby! by romsky: 10:13am On Jan 27, 2010 |
gee upgrade ya sense of humor |
| Re: Weird Baby! by Abbeycity4(f): 10:22am On Jan 27, 2010 |
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