rokiatu:

sweetheart u just quoted urself

she is beginning to see trouble. see what busy body would do to you eh

ThePelican:

Gators, only if she knew. Sadly, she's still in the dark. I don't have to tell who I am and where I am from. But, first of all, I'm a bona fide proud Yoruba boy with English names and Yoruba names as well. That is mystery number one. Let the rest remain latent. Plat is a small fry. She's here yapping about Nethacker, I can only laugh because they refused to ask themselves why I never went for those documents myself if they were so gravely important! Oops! I had an accident that time abi? Mschewww. 190. . . Abeg come quick. I no get time for this thing wey dey feel say I get her time. I just wanted to clarify the allegation she and her cohort are placing on Uju. Scam ko, Efcc ni. I'm one of the untouchables, 190 you know now. I dey wait sha.

Arent you half Igbo anymore?

looool i didnt even see that!! lemme modify!

platinumnk:

that wasnt meant for you.
and I told you I dont associate with people who associate with crimminals.
Its only because Theseeker ran from Osogbo when he was caught that I left it alone.

Up til now thatfucker still aint explained the fake documents-
rumor my backside

then come online!! if u know u are saying the damn truth,
plat, do u know i can work u and theseeker back together again, ooh yes i can do it, and pick your call,
you dont have to send me messages~~ im calling you right back!

@pelican
so hw was your meetin wit the chairman himself~~
im dying to meet that man, you know naw~

bawomolo:

she is beginning to see trouble. see what busy body would do to you eh

monkey!!!!!

is my user name busy body??

im just miss aprokocious!

Not from Osun State?  

ayettymama:

monkey!!!!!

is my user name busy body??

im just miss aprokocious!

yeeee!!! Ibon! lol

ThePelican:

Gators, only if she knew. Sadly, she's still in the dark. I don't have to tell who I am and where I am from. But, first of all, I'm a bona fide proud Yoruba boy with English names and Yoruba names as well. That is mystery number one. Let the rest remain latent. Plat is a small fry. She's here yapping about Nethacker, I can only laugh because they refused to ask themselves why I never went for those documents myself if they were so gravely important! Oops! I had an accident that time abi? Mschewww.     190. . . Abeg come quick. I no get time for this thing wey dey feel say I get her time. I just wanted to clarify the allegation she and her cohort are placing on Uju. Scam ko, Efcc ni. I'm one of the untouchables, 190 you know now. I dey wait sha.

im comin
just that my brother is sleeping, is like i'll have to leave him myself,
please meet me up dia, i no get full tank for moto!

yee is this ts?? ugly mutete!!!

se eni ti gbogbo yin le kiri ti en fall in love pelu naa ni yii??

hmph

ThePelican:

Gators, only if she knew. Sadly, she's still in the dark. I don't have to tell who I am and where I am from. But, first of all, I'm a bona fide proud Yoruba boy with English names and Yoruba names as well. That is mystery number one. Let the rest remain latent. Plat is a small fry. She's here yapping about Nethacker, I can only laugh because they refused to ask themselves why I never went for those documents myself if they were so gravely important! Oops! I had an accident that time abi? Mschewww.     190. . . Abeg come quick. I no get time for this thing wey dey feel say I get her time. I just wanted to clarify the allegation she and her cohort are placing on Uju. Scam ko, Efcc ni. I'm one of the untouchables, 190 you know now. I dey wait sha.

Ahahh the truth comes out- it doesnt matter who goes for the documents . . . your name is on all of them
You sent your friends to do your dirty work because you was afraid of the cops. Pusii!
Small fry- but yet you are banned from entering the US.

Come meet me here then, you know where im at

@ayettymama
shut up there wit your unshaved punanie~
tell me if i get down on you if i wont find white strands of hair
in between your female hole~
what do u knw abt beauty~
jst jokin,no offence,u be my baby ooh

@plat
e be like say u nor de tire, oh
more redbull to your elbow~

190:

@ayettymama
shut up there wit your unshaved punanie~
tell me if i get down on you if i wont find white strands of hair
in between your female hole~
what do u knw abt beauty~
jst jokin,no offence,u be my baby ooh

@plat
e be like say u nor de tire, oh
more redbull to your elbow~

monkey ni ee

monkey squared

see ur mout- why would u go down on me after u finished givin the seeker a Mouth Gig

see how u guys are soundin like u in a civil union

buncha gays

190:

then come online!! if u know u are saying the damn truth,
plat, do u know i can work u and theseeker back together again, ooh yes i can do it, and pick your call,
you dont have to send me messages~~ im calling you right back!

you know i have no time for lies.
If i wanted to gossip I wouldnt waste my time.
I warned Uju before-

I dont know how many times I gotta say- I dont touch crimminals!
My parents work hard for everything- why do I have to associate with people who steal?
what ever you gotta say to me say it now.

190:


@plat
e be like say u nor de tire, oh
more redbull to your elbow~

i no dey tire  

190. . . Please remote that El-Rufai name you put there. Thanks.   Plat. . . Talk to the hands. I'll fly from Abuja to Benin and proceed onwards to see Uju where she is. Gold digger my foot. I'm still wearing the shirts even though they are cheap, and that's because you were special to me when you gave them. Despite the fact that we had a fight, I can't deny that what we had felt good for that time. You can keep piling resentment, that's your business. Keep flying the documents abeg. The only thing you know about me is my first name--Jeffrey. You can talk and report from now till tomorrow, I can't be touched, not because of who I am but because nothing can be traced to me. Do you know I have a twin? Mystery number two. Talk to the hands abeg.

lol uju has run away??

where is she nau??

how comes this whitelexi dude is soo famous??- he has like 100 threads dedicated to him

u see if these bobo's were fine i will understand, they all look like ugly mutete's

im soo sorry i couldnt help myself!

ayettymama:

monkey ni ee

monkey squared

see your mout- why would u go down on me after u finished givin the seeker a fluting

see how u guys are soundin like u in a civil union

buncha gays

shuu
are you now angry with me cos i had fun with theseeker
listen if you give me a call right this minute
It wont take me less than 20mins to take you shopping in the best shops in abuja, ok,
I like u and i see you as a friend and maybe as a future f~uc~kingmate, so lets not spoil the beautiful
relationship we share and please i am Open and willing to meet more Nairalanders as soon as possible,

ThePelican:

190. . . Please remote that El-Rufai name you put there. Thanks.   Plat. . . Talk to the hands. I'll fly from Abuja to Benin and proceed onwards to see Uju where she is. Gold digger my foot. I'm still wearing the shirts even though they are cheap, and that's because you were special to me when you gave them. Despite the fact that we had a fight, I can't deny that what we had felt good for that time. You can keep piling resentment, that's your business. Keep flying the documents abeg. The only thing you know about me is my first name--Jeffrey. You can talk and report from now till tomorrow, I can't be touched, not because of who I am but because nothing can be traced to me. Do you know I have a twin? Mystery number two. Talk to the hands abeg.

kaiiii--

**slaps forehead** even tho this is just an internet forum

one cant help but feel sorry for these women

190:

shuu
are you now angry with me cos i had fun with theseeker
listen if you give me a call right this minute
It wont take me less than 20mins to take you shopping in the best shops in abuja, ok,
I like u and i see you as a friend and maybe as a future f~uc~kingmate, so lets not spoil the beautiful
relationship we share and please i am Open and willing to meet more Nairalanders as soon as possible,

lol why would i be mad because you have a soo called nairaland declared 'good time' with mr ugly mutete??

take me shopping in where?? to sell my arms to the alawo?? i dont think so, ill pass

lemme do my shopping in ny, it pays me that way!----go ask ur momma to be ur potential bangmate u fool

uno no say levels past levels?? its not everyone here u can fool arnd mate!

ThePelican:

190. . . Please remote that El-Rufai name you put there. Thanks.   Plat. . . Talk to the hands. I'll fly from Abuja to Benin and proceed onwards to see Uju where she is. Gold digger my foot. I'm still wearing the shirts even though they are cheap, and that's because you were special to me when you gave them. Despite the fact that we had a fight, I can't deny that what we had felt good for that time. You can keep piling resentment, that's your business. Keep flying the documents abeg. The only thing you know about me is my first name--Jeffrey. You can talk and report from now till tomorrow, I can't be touched, not because of who I am but because nothing can be traced to me. Do you know I have a twin? Mystery number two. Talk to the hands abeg.

Who cares that you are coming out the closet?
I already discovered you were fake, a crimminal , and delusional.
Fly on two feet? who cares, go see the Uju [s]who said she never knew anything in the first place[/s]
You think that i only know your first name? Sorry- seeing you rotting in a cell aint no more on my priorty list.
What goes around ALWAYS comes around sweetie
You think you cant be touched? Are you Jesus?
LOL Whether in this lifetime or in your generation, all crimes begot punishment

One question- and I wont bring it up again- and you must answer it throughly-


Why did you produce fradulent documents?  

ThePelican:

190. . . Please remote that El-Rufai name you put there. Thanks.   Plat. . . Talk to the hands. I'll fly from Abuja to Benin and proceed onwards to see Uju where she is. Gold digger my foot. I'm still wearing the shirts even though they are cheap, and that's because you were special to me when you gave them. Despite the fact that we had a fight, I can't deny that what we had felt good for that time. You can keep piling resentment, that's your business. Keep flying the documents abeg. The only thing you know about me is my first name--Jeffrey. You can talk and report from now till tomorrow, I can't be touched, not because of who I am but because nothing can be traced to me. Do you know I have a twin? Mystery number two. Talk to the hands abeg.

u get power ooh,

platinumnk:

you know i have no time for lies.
If i wanted to gossip I wouldnt waste my time.
I warned Uju before-

I dont know how many times I gotta say- I dont touch crimminals!
My parents work hard for everything- why do I have to associate with people who steal?
what ever you gotta say to me say it now.i no dey tire  

ok i need you to calm the hell down~
why do u hate t.s so much, Jeez we are all 9gerianz 4 crying out loud,
Ok, u say u cant be friends with me cos im friends with theseeker right,
isnt that what ure saying~
OOh pls plat (dont make me call you by your full name) cant risk getting banned

why cant u just simply 4get this things, i'll take to T.S tonight ok
but u have to pick my calls 1st and 2ndly, (^{i would still like to date you if you dont mind} )

@ayettymama
you are a complete foo!
i used to think u were an incomplete id!ot
but i can clearly see that you are a complete foo!
did i insult your mother in any of these, that u dare open that
your stinking soak-away mouth and insult your STUPID GENERATION
make Gawd punish your family with rabies, Onye-ara!!
Ugly frustrated doe!!
NY kill you, instead of u telling us how many men you banged to pay you that miserable 10euro last night
you are here claiming to shop in NY, and yes levels pass levels,
@least i know that i am not banging any sugarmummies to get my money unlike you that we all Know is husseling somewhere
in the streets of Milan, dont worry clients go soon come for you OK, and guess who thoes clients would be, DOGS and not men,
Bi ^{to the} ich

LwKMD hold on I gotta regain my composure before i post again.

Dies!

190 i pity u, but ur bipolar and obviouslly deluded so ill leave u

keep lamenting like a rabid animal

. . . . . . na wa for all these youthful drama


a loves b, c has a crush on a, d has feelings for b, e used to date q, z wants to go out with w, p wants to sleep with r, etc etc.

btw all these sums of money you folks are discussing- remember people are suffering in nigeria oh.

ayettymama:

190 i pity u, but your bipolar and obviouslly deluded so ill leave u

keep lamenting like a rabid animal

yes i would keep lamenting
it is because your father bite me on my left arm the last time
i escorted that unfortunate bachelor who seeked your hand in marriage
lest i forgot your father bite his left arm off and left him rabied
rabies family!! of ayettymama

Do you know I have a twin? Mystery number two

not really a mystery, imo.


i already figured that out [or something similar] long ago.

bobo 190 u need help, lemme get the numbers of the nearest kolomental homes for u area!

190:

ok i need you to calm the hell down~
why do u hate t.s so much, Jeez we are all 9gerianz 4 crying out loud,
Ok, u say u cant be friends with me cos im friends with theseeker right,
isnt that what ure saying~
OOh pls plat (dont make me call you by your full name) cant risk getting banned

why cant u just simply 4get this things, i'll take to T.S tonight ok
but u have to pick my calls 1st and 2ndly, (^{i would still like to date you if you dont mind} )

So I am to expect that EVERY Nigerian is a 419r?
Over my body!
**spits**
I hate scammers and lazy people who cant work hard and want to steal others hard earned money.
Yes I have a choice to walk the streets and open my legs for the almighty dollar,
But unlike some . .  I choose not to.
People are struggling in Nigeria and trying to make an  honest living
and you are fazzled by the illgotten wealth that TS stole and you ask me to forgive.
I rather eat dirt.
I have forgotten him, Uju I havent forgotten.
I know she called him when I tore her a new one.
Shes like a quiet pawn moving things and I had to knock it.


And stop worshiping the seeker-
for someone to lay that low to scam and forge documents aint got no kind of power-
that nigga lame.
think about it.  


sighs - a true example how Nigeria will never change.

tpia.:

. . . . . . na wa for all these youthful drama


a loves b, c has a crush on a, d has feelings for b, e used to date q, z wants to go out with w, p wants to sleep with r, etc etc.

btw all these sums of money you folks are discussing- remember people are suffering in nigeria oh.

. . true.

ayettymama:

bobo 190 u need help, lemme get the numbers of the nearest kolomental homes for u area!

who is your Bobo, Make Gawd baptize your face with thunder and hailstorm!!
yes call the one that your unfortunate family are currently @ so i can easily Join them up
in there, Foo!
and lest i forgot your family,murder,fada,sistas,brodas has already infected the entire institution with rabies
so i need to go there with an anti-rabie injection, and Join them up, soon the cops would get you too outta milan
and escort you back from milan to Join us up!!

Complete foo!


@platimunk
[i]Im going to meet him right away, pls
take things easy, Something tells me we would date in future~
anyway i need ur help on sometin,wish u cud grant me audience, [/i]trust me and pls dont me offended
im falling outta favour with your gatewoman ayyetmama-rabied!!

@tpia
say it out
190 was asking plat out and she knows this
even b4 she left her PH boyfriend, i was asking her out
and what did i get, NOTHING, she left me hanging!

ori ee ti buru oniranu oshii!

olurun lo ma bless oju ee pelu thunder

ogun lo ma pa ee ogun idiot oshii! kmt

@plat
the stuff is in regards to my masters programme!


@ayyetmama
Im sorry i insulted you
you made me lost my balance on you
please return your cause
let me return mine!!

@plat,
call me, !

@ayett
you still de insult me,
talk am 4 yoruba make i see am, onye ara

ori ee ti buru oniranu oshii!

olurun lo ma bless oju ee pelu thunder

ogun lo ma pa ee ogun idiot oshii! kmt

seriously 190 u need some drugs in ur system- lemme see if platti can get u some over the counter bipolar tablets