MARTIN and Mary phoned Tim, an acquintance, to give their birthday greetings.

They dialled the number and then sang 'Happy Birthday' together to him. When they had completed their terribly off-key rendition, they discovered that they had phoned the wrong number.

"Don't let it bother you, "said a strange but very amused voice. "You folks obviously need all the practice you can get."

its ok

Sats u be IBO?

Lol

hmm. . .

Ben the remixer

Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

@studio am not ibo, y? do i sound lyk 1?
@ciro u try

Cito_us , u wan hijack my thread?
Lol
U try sha



@sats- yes oh my bros. Lol

warra dreadful Copy & Paste joke!

I bet you don't know the meaning of the phrase: terrible off-key rendition

nor be by force to post joke sha

*Ignores the swaggerless street kid*

**Slaps the bush man meat at the back of his head**

Comot make i pass jor

Pass jor!

and try not to fall into gutter on your way out sha!

I wont cuz na God pikin and i be - and him never fall my hand before.

Those people wey dey wish to see me fall go live to see me fly higher

Amen

Oya go sleep now

U can frustrate an angel oh

Wetin, na your world i come?

^^ are you frustrated stud??

U NO UNDERSTAND THE MESSAGE - DID U? I SAID U SHOULD STOP PESTERING MY LIFE. U MAKE ME SICK. GOSHHHH

^^but you are sick man

e be like say u don learn new word Gosh u know wetin e mean sef??

na u sabi wetin dey pester u for night so tey you nor fit sleep

Ok i dey go sleep
Bye

^^ Yeah, you be a good Boy and do just that!

nor forget to p*ss for toilet 1st o! (we nor want make u wet ur bed dis night)

and make sure you flush & wash ur hands too

I no get your time.
Sorry

@ cito us.
9ice

@cito us

tnx for making up for the dry joke

Biff!

mushu joke mushu joke no try am again o

I laugh with one tooth

U go soon laugh with your one leg up - ewu

blacksta:

I laugh with one tooth

hehehe!! so wetin happen to the remaining teeth na??

Hmm. . . inyama, wetin be this ,

i dey vex when i was reading it e no funny at all

Stale

is this meant to be a joke?