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Mr & Mrs Wesley by Nobody: 3:57pm On Oct 29, 2010
Mr & Mrs Wesley, an elderly couple are attending church services.

About halfway through, he writes a note and hands it to his wife.

It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

She scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by MrBones2(m): 4:31pm On Oct 29, 2010
Okay undecided
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by angelz(f): 4:48pm On Oct 29, 2010
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by deniyor: 11:28pm On Oct 29, 2010
;d ;d
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by KDK(m): 7:50am On Oct 30, 2010
the joke is funny jor, only intelligent people can get it. Where is dat studio sef?

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Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by 1stknight(m): 9:12am On Oct 30, 2010
@poster, nice one
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by EfemenaXY: 2:49pm On Oct 30, 2010
KDK:

the joke is funny jor, only intelligent people can get it.

I beg to differ lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by StudioCFR(m): 2:55pm On Oct 31, 2010
KDK:

Where is dat studio sef?

I dey owe you?
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by KDK(m): 3:30pm On Oct 31, 2010
@Efe, i av told u b4 n i say it again no matter wat u do, i wont give u a divorce so u can differ all u want?
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by KDK(m): 3:34pm On Oct 31, 2010
Studio, yes u do so pay up.
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by EfemenaXY: 4:02pm On Oct 31, 2010
KDK:

@Efe, i av told u b4 n i say it again no matter wat u do, i wont give u a divorce so u can differ all u want?

??!!

The heck!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

You been at the bottle again?? embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by yinkalink(f): 5:38pm On Oct 31, 2010
nice 1 grin grin grin
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by tanimz(f): 11:30pm On Oct 31, 2010
Poster, you try. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by KDK(m): 11:54pm On Oct 31, 2010
Efe,Efe,Efe how many times did i call u? I believe u know wat happens when an elder calls u 3 times.
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by EfemenaXY: 2:46am On Nov 01, 2010
shocked shocked shocked

I nor know o!

abeg tell me: wetin e mean if elder call ma name 3 times??

tongue tongue tongue
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by KDK(m): 5:17pm On Nov 01, 2010
It means you are in soup. Yes, dat kind of soup. wink
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by EfemenaXY: 11:53pm On Nov 03, 2010
^^oooohhhhhhhh!!

I shiver in fear!!

grin grin grin
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by StudioCFR(m): 12:11am On Nov 04, 2010
U not even a virgin - so stop pretending and receive your annointing.
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by EfemenaXY: 12:17am On Nov 04, 2010
^^ are you talking to me? shocked shocked
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by StudioCFR(m): 12:22am On Nov 04, 2010
U be person?
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by EfemenaXY: 12:24am On Nov 04, 2010
^^Illiterate angry angry
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by StudioCFR(m): 12:26am On Nov 04, 2010
Shattap dia
U dis product of a wasted generation


U dey ment?
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by EfemenaXY: 12:31am On Nov 04, 2010
Foolish Illiterate  angry angry

shebi u know say illiteracy na crime

bloody Arrow
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by StudioCFR(m): 12:43am On Nov 04, 2010
Na bloody and not blood Arrow.

Oya modify quick quick - madam good for nothing.
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by EfemenaXY: 12:50am On Nov 04, 2010
oya modify am for me

from 6am reach and even pass mid-night you dey on nland

u nor get work / school??

Yahoo-Yahoo criminal

'n wetin make u downgrade to mobile phone? wetin do the laptop u tiff?
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by MrBones2(m): 12:54am On Nov 04, 2010
[size=13pt] For crying out loud can u derailers stick to one thread, or una might get banned. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

[move] bloody derailers angry [/move] [/size]
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by StudioCFR(m): 12:57am On Nov 04, 2010
I be illiterate yet i dey teach u how to spell - shame no dey catch u?

(Can u imagine)
My puter dey - but i no dey house dats why i dey mobile.

Me thief puter? Lol
I no get your time walahi
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by EfemenaXY: 12:58am On Nov 04, 2010
Mr.Bones:

[size=13pt] For crying out loud can u  useless studio stick to one thread, or una might get banned. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

[move] bloody studioangry [/move] [/size]

baby I hear hear - I'm through with that thief
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by MrBones2(m): 1:02am On Nov 04, 2010
[size=13pt] o yeah Efe u're throught with him cheesy cheesy [/size]
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by gam3r: 1:41pm On Dec 21, 2010
boring
Re: Mr & Mrs Wesley by realmofy(m): 8:11am On May 20, 2020
MrBones2:
Okay undecided
Walahi i no get

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