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Bad Day by shakara4u(m): 8:38am On Mar 22, 2011
will neva want to remember yesterday,

just discovered both of my girlfriends are cheating on me

*smh*
Re: Bad Day by kodylicky(f): 8:56am On Mar 22, 2011
lolololololololololololololololololol

dats nice
i m so happy 4 u!!!!
Re: Bad Day by mikuz(m): 10:11am On Mar 22, 2011
Congrats! What a feat!
Re: Bad Day by shakara4u(m): 12:52pm On Mar 22, 2011
dats nice
i m so happy 4 u!!!!

wats nyc??

and besides why are u hapi?

angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Bad Day by Arcani: 1:07pm On Mar 22, 2011
Mstcheeeeeeeeeeeew! Be gone jor!
Re: Bad Day by shakara4u(m): 1:10pm On Mar 22, 2011
yeye ,

u back ryt?
Re: Bad Day by Arcani: 1:11pm On Mar 22, 2011
Was never gone dude!
Re: Bad Day by jackpot(f): 1:14pm On Mar 22, 2011
**farts**
Re: Bad Day by Arcani: 1:23pm On Mar 22, 2011
jackpot:

**farts**

Eww!! Repugnance of d highest order!! Thread cleaner, Sharaka, come spray preshener jawe
Re: Bad Day by shakara4u(m): 1:51pm On Mar 22, 2011
stolls in,



then out again, WTF!!!!!!


who gave u boiled eggs,or is somethign dead in your tummy?

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Bad Day by dani1luv: 2:01pm On Mar 22, 2011
Where is the Joke undecided undecided undecided undecided

I nor move again
grin
Re: Bad Day by shakara4u(m): 2:04pm On Mar 22, 2011
i think i should be the one asking wheres your sense of humour?
Re: Bad Day by jackpot(f): 2:18pm On Mar 22, 2011
dani1luv:

Where is the Joke undecided undecided undecided undecided

i no quote again

oh thank God! Now what are we discussing?
No topic? Chai!

**farts long and louder** grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Bad Day by dani1luv: 2:29pm On Mar 22, 2011
xplodes. . .Now I get the Joke grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Bad Day by shakara4u(m): 2:39pm On Mar 22, 2011
xplodes. . .Now I get the Joke

correct mod

but (responsible)men don't laff wit their mouth wide open
Re: Bad Day by dani1luv: 2:48pm On Mar 22, 2011
Good
Re: Bad Day by kodylicky(f): 4:08pm On Mar 22, 2011
plenty nasty nasty in here
Re: Bad Day by adjain(m): 4:47pm On Mar 22, 2011
**comes in, inhales fart-fumes, and dies** Ghost resurrects and goes on a rvenge mission of ar.se - sassin. . .pun intended
Re: Bad Day by Abbycrown(f): 5:45pm On Mar 22, 2011
Ow SMH cry But sincerely, this doesn't belong here cos it's not funny.
Re: Bad Day by Idowuogbo(f): 5:56pm On Mar 22, 2011
Loooooool. , I dash u my laff o
Kai u have bin a maga all along chineke soory o ndo my bruda
Re: Bad Day by shakara4u(m): 5:57pm On Mar 22, 2011
**comes in, inhales fart-fumes, and dies** Ghost resurrects and goes on a rvenge mission of ar.se - sassin. . .pun intended

shoot the farter ryt in the head

Ow SMH  But sincerely, this doesn't belong here cos it's not funny.

and sincerely what did u see?
Re: Bad Day by jackpot(f): 6:17pm On Mar 22, 2011
shakara4u:

shoot the farter ryt in the head

and sincerely what did u see?
u no know say i wear bullet proof helmet tongue tongue tongue
Re: Bad Day by adjain(m): 6:31pm On Mar 22, 2011
shakara4u:

shoot the farter ryt in the head

and sincerely what did u see?

this kind fart na bulletproof on im own, Na Avada Kedavra curse go end that jackpot yansh
Re: Bad Day by shakara4u(m): 6:33pm On Mar 22, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

take d revenge for two


use a rocket then
Re: Bad Day by adjain(m): 6:57pm On Mar 22, 2011
reads news

Reports reaching us seem to indicate that some foolhardy individuals attempted to confront jackpot's ar'se and proceeded to take a bite out of it. . .

Particles of their bodies have been discovered in scattered parts of china, Egypt and Neptune. Scientists hint at the possibility of other body particles being in the Year 2012

Maestro Justus' ghost, reporting.
Re: Bad Day by yinkalink(f): 8:13pm On Mar 22, 2011
At last a fellow Harry Potter reader is here. Sweetums, u said sumtn 'bout girlfriends dat i didnt quite get. U mean u're havin affairs bhind my back? N u were complainin wen i said i wantd to giv birth to twins 4 stud n triplets 4 bashy.
Re: Bad Day by HamidO1(m): 8:51pm On Mar 22, 2011
@Shak,  Did you say both?? You no try at all, I just hope say no be one guy dey pull the two of them. Lol
Re: Bad Day by ARareGem(f): 9:03pm On Mar 22, 2011
And there's a 3rd Harry Potter reader in this thread.

Shakara, see how ur 2 girls just dey shakara for u, pele.

Yinka, twins for Stud, triplets for Bashy Na wa o, how many did u intend on having for Shaki then? lipsrsealed
Re: Bad Day by adjain(m): 9:51pm On Mar 22, 2011
Wingiarmus leviosa! So you self na HP FAN? rare gem, no mind yink. She bin plan to born small libya for am
Re: Bad Day by ARareGem(f): 10:20pm On Mar 22, 2011
^^:d :-x
Re: Bad Day by distinkt1(m): 5:52am On Mar 23, 2011
Well,wat goes around rli does cum around!
Naw,i'd neva set a cranked thread as messy as diz buh i gues shaq got his rizns.he's tryna get@smbody maybe,buh def nat me!! Cheatin huh?lwkm
Re: Bad Day by gogreen24: 6:33am On Mar 23, 2011
Bad day for me is March 21st 2011 and also i consider it be the good since i got my freedom back,

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